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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

1 year

Jamia Masjid🩵

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Uzzi

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1 year

POV: Your dad waking you up for the sehri

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4 years

I’m depressed Now reply as a parent:

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1 year

POV: when you wake up late but finish your sehri on time

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2 years

Kashmiri iftaar isn’t iftaar without?

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1 year

حسبي الله Sufficient for me, is Allāh

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1 year

Ya Allah, open our hearts to the doors of happiness and fill our hearts with the vastness of the sky with what you welcome.

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3 years

Breaking up with someone when they are low in their life is the worst thing you can do to someone

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3 years

“my clothes in winter everytime after I finish my wadhu”

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4 years

Do you also have an aunt named BABY or aur you from a normal family?

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4 years

Stop kissing my crush😤

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1 year

POV: when your dad finds about you haven’t offered fajar after sehri

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4 years

English: I laughed yesterday Urdu: Michael Hussey

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4 years

English: Tomorrow sir Urdu: Surgical

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3 years

Thavu wani ya. Che chiya aes marin🥵

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4 years

10 year old me pleading my father not to kill those Myakut on Eid

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4 years

If a short guy smokes weed does he get high or medium?

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1 year

POV: Me and my boys heading towards home right before iftaar

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3 years

#EidMubarak

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1 year

POV: When there is no non veg for sehri

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2 years

28 days till i can “Eid Mubarak” my way back into her dms

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1 year

The End🎤

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4 years

Urdu: Ellie behosh hogayi English: Elephant

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3 years

Hey girl are you Israel, cause you don’t exist

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4 years

“Who knew evil girls had the prettiest face” -Juice Wrld

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4 years

*NEET students right now*

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4 years

Riding a two wheeler in winter is an extreme sport🥶

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4 years

Are you even a Kashmiri if you don’t have plastic bag full of plastic bags somewhere in the kitchen

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3 years

"A boy's best friend is his mother."

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2 years

I treated your heart better than mine. Never forget that.

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4 years

Did you try burning kurkure to know if its actual plastic or are you normal

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3 years

They say Matka, we say Nott Hindustan’as gova yethai ken Anigot

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4 years

*Our new year starts from Muharram. So there’s no need to hype up for 2021*

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1 year

Told you from day one but you guys didn’t believed. Y’all use your brain at least ffs

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1 year

On death bed is it possible to remove the link from the bio?

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2 years

He held her hand. Happiness is this, he thought.

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3 years

#WeMetOnTwitter

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3 years

Today an uncle told me vaccination krne se virginity khtm hojati hai😔

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@UzziSmokes

4 years

Finally taken😌❤️

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4 years

*Veena pandit after listening those student audio’s*

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1 year

Does this count as well🫨

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@UzziSmokes

3 years

The masculine urge to tell nobody about your problems.

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@UzziSmokes

4 years

When your mom slaps you with a high frequency, it Hertz

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

3 years

A guy and a girl can be just friends, but at one point or another, they will fall for each other...Maybe temporarily, maybe at the wrong time, maybe too late, or maybe forever.

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3 years

:)

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4 years

My leg hair: * moves ever so slightly* My brain:

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4 years

You guys remember Retrica, damn we all have been there

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Uzzi

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1 year

On death bed is it possible to remove the link from the bio?

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2 years

I need sneakers, not friends🫡

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1 year

If my girl is an overthinker I'll be an over explainer. I have no problem putting her mind at ease. The goal is to build trust not destroy it.

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1 year

POV: the moon sighting war begins

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Uzzi

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4 years

Do you also save your friends contact numbers with weird nicknames or are you normal?

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1 year

POV: waking up at sehri be like

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Uzzi

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2 years

As we speak I’m at peace, no longer scared to die.

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2 years

People who go to the gym while fasting are not to be messed with fr

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

3 years

if i replay your snaps, I’m already giving you hints

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Uzzi

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3 years

The muslim urge to say bismillah once they remember they’ve already started eating the food.

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Uzzi

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2 years

Forever isn’t forever so just be my baby till whenever and if shit goes sideways just be my friend till we get back together.

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3 years

The muslim urge to vist makkah and madina before they die.

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2 years

Ngl i feel much handsome with my prayer cap on.

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

3 years

Gorgeous gorgeous people are already heartbroken.

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4 years

Ye ek din gold se bhi mehnga hojayega😣

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1 year

Molvi sahab ne aj 2.5 sipar pade

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3 years

The Quran curses those who commit blasphemy and promises blasphemers humiliation in the Hereafter.

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

3 years

Never be the reason for someone to run and pray to allah in pain and sadness. Don’t be the source of anyone’s pain, sadness and unhappiness. We have the same lord and he doesn’t leave a single stone unturned.

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

3 years

No one Literally no one Nibba’s rn:

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

4 years

Your mother is the most beautiful woman in your life. Stop lying to your girlfriend

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@UzziSmokes

4 years

Happy birthday to me💪

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@UzziSmokes

3 years

And what a heavy burden it is, not knowing if the one you love, loves you?

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

3 years

Keep walking forward. This anxiety will also go away with time like they walked away from your life:)

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@UzziSmokes

3 years

There is void in my heart that no one can fill but you.

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Uzzi

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4 years

Jinne mera dil lutiya

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@UzziSmokes

3 years

It’s it me or sabko calling aur internet mai issues aa rahe hai?

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2 years

Don’t trip over someone who can go days without hearing from you.

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1 year

Eid Media🖤🪽

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1 year

cease bringing your past emotions into new situations.

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4 years

What do you call a chicken who’s standing in the shade? Chicken Chowmein

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3 years

I admit, I’m emotionally scared to let anyone inside now. So i just leave my doors locked.

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2 years

My moods during

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@UzziSmokes

5 months

Eid Mubarak❤️

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Uzzi

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3 years

You know you’re mature now when you realise praying 5 daily prayers and gym is all you need to find peace.

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2 years

I’ve nothing in the world except for your eyes, and my sorrows.

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3 years

*Everyone waiting for Shahid Afridi* Meanwhile Shahid Afridi:

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Uzzi

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4 years

Naabe khot teenas

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Uzzi

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4 years

*After getting so many calls from relatives* NEET students RN: #NEET2020result

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

2 years

Life has made me so quiet. I just wanna listen. No more talking, no more explaining, no more begging. Silence.

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

3 years

There’s an ache in my chest that needs to be spilled onto pages.

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

4 years

Everyone on ktwitter is aware about this murtaza guy how he slides into girls' dm and tweets senseless shit.But doesn't even care about it and still continues to show his dim-witted actions. Recently muntaqim called him and said why are you doing this and stop it already so

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

3 years

Chat mai gaaliyan dene se roza toot jata hai kya?

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

4 years

*Whene you are taking a screenshot and a notifications starts popping up* You:

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

1 year

Someone can be madly in love with you and still not be ready. They can love you in a way you have never been loved and still not join you on the bridge. And whatever their reasons you must leave. Because you never ever have to inspire anyone to meet you on the bridge.

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

3 years

Imran Khan>>>>>>Ap Dhillon. Go argue with the wall.

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

3 years

When two people love each other and they can't make that work, that's the real tragedy.

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@UzziSmokes

3 years

Going college in this cold is an extreme sport.

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

4 years

How would you tell someone you like their car? KARACHI hai

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@UzziSmokes

3 years

This anxiety will kill me someday:(

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@UzziSmokes

3 years

#NewProfilePic

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

3 years

I lost myself. That's what happened. I don't know when. I don't know how. It just happened. I was there and then I wasn't and I'm still not quite sure how I can get myself back.

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Uzzi

@UzziSmokes

1 year

It's so beautiful that when we love someone we even recognize details about them that they didn't know about themselves yet, like there is always place for love. love always finds a way to enter.

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