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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

7 months

Downfall started when i stopped playing GTA vice city and need for speed

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

9 months

Unpopular opinion: Androon lahore looks good only in pictures and videos

Alishba

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9 months

Androon > whole Lahore

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

7 months

*enters stationery shop* Me:

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

7 months

Shadi aisi kro k 2 mulkon ki awaam shock ma chali jae

Shoaib Malik 🇵🇰

@realshoaibmalik

7 months

- Alhamdullilah ♥️ "And We created you in pairs" وَخَلَقْنَاكُمْ أَزْوَاجًا

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

This guy had two guards with him and was constantly talking to a girl on phone and was buying almost every dress and my mom said to him, " bhai ye wali shirt dikhaen zra"🤡🤡🤡🤡

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

9 months

They hate us cz they ain't us💅

Swera Zulfiqar

@swerarrain

9 months

Okay bye..

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

2 years

My age no longer allows me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it is either because of academic stress or because i lack money

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

Such a pretty weather 😳😳❤️❤️

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

1 year

Was passing by through market and this shopkeeper said loudly to my mom, " guriya k liye engagement lehnga le len" and my mom replied, "dur fitty mu" to him and I've been laughing since then😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

9 months

My sis asked my father to drop her to uni as according to her she was looking very pretty to go in uni bus and my father actually went to drop her on this petty lame excuse🤢

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

10 months

Professor dr Abdul majeed choudhary during his todays lec about "dilemma of breast CA" quoted this incident where he told this patient's husband about the treatment option for his wife (who had breast CA) and the husband said, "itny ma to ma nai biwi khareed lon"+

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

Driving with father is the toughest of all the tough tasks<<<<<<<<<<<<😭😭😭😭😭

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

10 months

Finally I'm in a class group picture 🌚

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

1 year

Suffering from a generation gap from my very own generation

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

8 months

Ending this 5 years long journey today with the same people i met in my 1st year🥹♥️ Allhamdullilah

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

1 year

Too shia for my sunni/wahabi friends, too sunni for my shia friends

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

9 months

My cousin said to me, "you're my inspiration for not getting into medicine" I'm indeed doing good to this society ✨🥰

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

10 months

Tells us about how doomed, morally corrupt, insensitive we are as a society and how easily one can replace you whenever he gets a chance :')

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

11 months

4 months back when i was doing my maternity duties i witnessed this worst gynae case of my life. she was just 19 ,was shifted to surgery at that time. I thought she won't survive but today i saw her in surgery ward apparently for ileostomy reversal. I'm so glad she's alive 🥹

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

2 years

Love marriage is a scary concept, what if:

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 years

Routine now a days 1- utho 2- meeting k decision ka wait kro 3- "final decision kal hoga" ka decision suno 4- so jao 5- mar jao #DelayAllMedicalProffs

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

2 years

Call me ice cream bcz I'm sweet but meltdown easily🫠

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

Allhamdullilah officially in 3rd year ❤️🌸

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

Allhamdullilah x infinity passed my 3rd proff with a distinction 👉🏻👈🏻🥺

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 months

This gave me a major heart attack but it says I'm a doctor now👉🏻👈🏻

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

9 months

I'm afraid I'm gonna miss my university. So. Much.

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 years

Mama: tme meri koi baat smjh kyun nhi ati!!!!!?? meanwhile mama ki batain:

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

1 year

5th year of mbbs made me realize why other bachelor degrees are of 4 years. (Bcz it gets unbearable after 4th year)

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

8 months

Desi parents should start telling their kids at 20/21 that they are allowed to like someone before directly asking them if they like anyone or not at 23/ 24👽

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 years

Allhamdullilah last day of 2nd year 🙂🙂

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

2 years

We protested cz we don't have: ->functional Acs in LT ->no AC in patho lab ->no AC in library ->no functional AC in hostel study ->we have to walk for kilometers to reach hostel for buses ->they have money for renovation and to make useless bridge but no money for basic things

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

May Allah exchange all the pakistani boys with korean boys Ameen.

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

8 months

Guess who is cutting the onions😭😭 12th fail is such a good movie!! aaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 years

The most precious gift that parents can give to their children is to make them regular in offering their prayers.

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

I'm mentally, emotionally, spiritually, anatomically and physiologically not prepared for this upcoming wave of online classes again.

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

1 year

Guess who passed her 4th proff and is officially in final year 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Allhamdullilah 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

10 months

The speed at which my class fellows and seniors are getting engaged/married is very scary 👽

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

8 months

5 years into medicine and my father still randomly asks me physics/maths questions during eating/talking about general things i mean why do you want me to remember bohr's model or density's equation or ohm's law my king I've moved on please let me save my last 2 brain cells

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

2 years

Friend went inside for viva and my other friend praying outside for her, "Ya Allah isko is k gunahon ki saza abhi mt dena Ameen" 😭😭

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 years

Crash landing on you is the best thing happened in 2020.

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

7 months

I'm exactly the same adult i never wanted to be in my childhood

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

1 year

Got to know about the patient of my age with placenta accreta after her 4 C-sections (so it was her 5th pregnancy at 23) ,on her death bed and the doc said she could be dead in any minute. My soul is so sad since then

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

9 months

I always keep zero expectations from people still they find ways to disappoint me

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

2 years

Chae is to me what sharaab was to ghalib

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

1 year

"mountain person or beach person?" Bro I'm a poor person

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 years

So this new 1st year was studying histo chap 1 "the study of Microscope" 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

2 years

At my wedding ceremony there will be food stalls where you can buy your own food

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

1 year

I literally moved on from university in this one month of vacations and now they want me to come back

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

9 months

Literally every govt hospital of lahore is being renovated after being renovated just recently. OTs are not functional, basic machines are not working and what not! Why noone is talking about this and from where the patients are getting treatment if not from here!!??

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

1 year

When jinnah said, "no power can undo pakistan" , pakistani politicians took it as a challenge

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

Dadi amma to me : "tera sakool kadon khulna e baki te khul gy ny " 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

6 months

Asked this girl what date was today.she said she was about to ask me the same thing. then asked this invigilator about it she said, "idk let me ask someone" . The person she asked also didn't know and for 5 min the whole hall didn't know what century, year, day we were living in

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

1 year

Regret to inform y'all it's officially time to make the annual choice between privacy and AC wala room

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

1 year

Today saw an 8-9 y/o girl in paeds who had thalassemia major and got HIV and HCV +ve due to blood transfusion. Idk what tf is wrong with the blood bank here, they don't do screening anymore???? Inko koi puchny wala kyun nhi ha????

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

1 year

Wake me up when September ends

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

Hmary seniors k mu pehly hi Final year proffs deny k baad fitty mu ho gye hain kindly unk chehron ko dur fitty mu hony sy bachaya jae #werejectNLE

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

Allah tala ka lakh lakh shukar ha k usne hme deltoid muscle sy nawaza wrna vaccination gluteus maximus ma lgwani parni thi sb ko🌚

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

10 months

Everyone's sleeping as uni is off today but they decided to take online test today without telling us before hand now our CR is waking everyone up. My university is wild🤷

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

1 year

How absent minded are you? Me : said Allah hu Ak----- while standing on jae namaz when i realized i had no dupatta on

MADDIE

@__medicolegal

1 year

How absent minded are you?. Me: face wash sy teeth brush kiye hain kabhi?

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 years

Allhamdullilah deleted twitter app for study purpose now using it from google :)

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 years

Cystic artery is the artery of gallbladder but cystitis is the inflammation of urinary bladder. kia ye khula tezad nhi?

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

Too poor for insta, too single for whatsapp, too dumb for twitter. that's why i open my fb, share 47 memes and sleep again.

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

how absent minded are you? me: I stood on jaenamaz, said Allah ho akba.... then realized that i was not wearing dupatta.

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 years

My sisters are twins and today was their birthday. their teacher wished them and posted sister A's picture on sister B's timeline and B's picture on A's timeline 😂😂😂😂

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

I use more social media when i have any test/exam. 🙂🤝

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

5 months

Everyone's gangsta until ammi asks, "kitna quran parh liya ha"

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

wth why NLE is not for AMC students? i didn't know that???!!!

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 months

Saw the lowest Hb level I've ever seen in a patient that was 1.3 And recorded the highest BP I've ever seen that was 280/180. Both in the same ER💀

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

your 5th @ is gonna give you 5000 eidi this eid.

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

greener than green 🤩

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

took me 21 years to realize that the only person who *actually* notices my little struggles that no one bothers to notice is my mom.

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

2 years

*trip exists* My father : choty behn bhaiyon ko b saath le jao

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

9 months

Being a med student is all fun until you come back home after all day socializing and your father asks you to examine the guest cz she's not feeling well 🥹👍

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

2 years

A classfellow made this💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

2 years

Got ready for my friends shaadi and my father said, " neechy sy high neck pehno bahir boht thand ha" 💀💀💀🤌🤌🤌🤌

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

I go to university to sleep on uncomfortable chairs then i get tired of those uncomfortable chairs then i come back home and sleep on soft bed to get rid of tiredness. life is good

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 years

Kia mutlb tm logon ki mama call end hony k baad ye nai puchtin, "kis ki call thi"??????

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

Visited an orphanage today and the kids were not letting us go 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 years

How to do motor, sensory, endocrinology, GIT, reproduction physiology in one day?

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

2 years

Surf eating ceremony at shoaib malik's place happening right now🥰

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

2 years

Absolute horror when you realize some kids in the family look up to you as a role model💀🤣

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

Kisne kaha tha 4th year is the honeymoon period of mbbs? Meri to 2 din ma bs hogai ha😭

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

7 months

Driving license rates : 9k for car lisence and 2.5k for bike license 🤡

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

2 years

While doing CNS examination today my class fellow forgot something so she asked mam' about it. The patient (a cutie old granny) said, "jao pehly sabak yaad kr k ao phir ana" and she turned her face to the other side 🤣

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

11 months

TW So this young lady came on wheelchair after getting abortion from dai. The dai said isko "ganga raam le jaen koi chota sa masla hu ha wo dekh len gy". When We received her she was in shock. When dr did PV on her she screamed and all of her intestines were outside. 1/n

Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

11 months

4 months back when i was doing my maternity duties i witnessed this worst gynae case of my life. she was just 19 ,was shifted to surgery at that time. I thought she won't survive but today i saw her in surgery ward apparently for ileostomy reversal. I'm so glad she's alive 🥹

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

11 months

POV: Fj events 😫🫀>

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

I may look normal but i bought a straightener to curl my hair.

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

1 year

Lahore ma sans nhi arha sirf vibes pr zinda hain

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 years

Converted muslims are alot better in following the deen than us so called born muslims. sadly

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

i never got a flower bouquet in my life and that was all i wanted 🤡

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

10 months

One minor inconvenience away from skipping sports day tomorrow

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

So a 3rd girl from my class is getting married and my parents won't let me eat red kurkure cz they are spicy and bad for my stomach.

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

Guys my laptop had a problem for a few days and my handsfree was not working on it, today, just now i recited darood shareef and blew on the port 2 times and it's working now. no lies🥺🥺

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 months

Can't stop thinking about one of my batch mates who lost her father today's morning and she passed her MBBS in afternoon🥲

Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 months

This gave me a major heart attack but it says I'm a doctor now👉🏻👈🏻

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

4 years

Non medicose ko aj agg to aisy lgi hui ha jesy hme already promote kr diya ha ino ny :)

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

I am sorry to remind y'all that it's the time to make annual choice b/w privacy and Ac wala room.

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

Not 1 man, not 10 men, not 50 men and not 100 either. 400 men assaulted her and 1000s of them watched and no one tried helped her. no even one. 🙂 #minarepakistan

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

6 months

Suddenly I'm thinking about that bike wala who saw me struggling crossing the road (my parents crossed it and i was left behind lol) that guy stopped his bike like 1-2 meters away for me and signaled me to cross the road. I was so embarrassed but thankyou bud for that 😭😂

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Uswa Khalid

@Uswakhalidd

3 years

So are you "Eid Mubarak" person or "Khair Mubarak" person?

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