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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 months

People say I’m jealous But my kink is @HorrorNightsORL @ChappellRoan #HHN #HHN33 #ChappellRoan #HorrorFamily #MutantFam

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

The water is rumored to be replaced with Save Splash Mountain Tears

ThrillGeek

@thrillgeek

2 years

BREAKING - Splash Mountain will be closing on January 23, 2023 at Magic Kingdom to begin the transformation into Tiana’s Bayou Adventure. Disneyland details will be shared at a later date. #DisneyWorld

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

4 months

Not gonna lie Seeing my timeline flooded with universal monsters and not screen shots of responses to discourse of the same fucking water ride that has been going on for fucking YEARS Is refreshing

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

It’s insane we are this far into 2023 and @HorrorNightsORL hasn’t announced anything since Chucky.

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

5 months

For all HHN Community posting Pennywise: IT Franchise is owned by Warner Bros not Universal Thank you for your time #HHN #HHN33

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Maybe Just maybe People jump to conclusions too fast Same font, maybe there is a reason for this and maybe we will see more. Oddfellow may have been pissed off during the IP years #HHN32 #HHN

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

If you’re transphobic and you know it Just fuck off👏🏻👏🏻 If you’re homophobic and you know it Just fuck off 👏🏻👏🏻 If you’re filthy fucking bigot and you’re too afraid to admit it, if you’re a filthy fucking bigot Just fuck off 👏🏻👏🏻

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Again the whole “kids at haunts” I started going to HHN and Haunts when I was 5 It doesn’t matter how old you are, it’s your knowledge on how not to be a dick And what I’ve learned this season, if your personality is Dick, you should be avoided at all times 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

Once again: This is the reason they want to “Save Splash Mountain”. A bunch adults who suffer from Zoophilia are mourning the loss of their Spank Bank Attraction. RIP Brer Bear ASSSSSSSSS

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

11 months

It’s not Thanksgiving time if you don’t watch Son In Law! Time to munch some grindage buuuuuuuuddy @PaulyShore

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Looking for a @HorrorNightsORL announcement? Look no further: It’s gonna rain opening night…probably KThnxByeeeee #HHN32

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

The Theme Park “Community” is great. Sometimes you’ll meet someone who is negative on twitter and ends up being the most loyal person. Then sometimes you’ll meet someone who is positive and “inclusive” on twitter and then ignore you to your face when you introduce yourself 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

I remember asking my friend when this attraction opens They told me it had been open for over a year That sums up the story of the attention this attraction gets

magic city mayhem

@magiccitymayhem

1 year

This attraction didn’t get enough attention when it grand opened.

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

McKamey Manor is not a haunted house Stop trying to give real Haunts a bad name, it’s awful that people still need to be told this

Bloody Disgusting

@BDisgusting

1 year

Monster Inside: America’s Most Extreme Haunted House Exclusive Trailer – Hulu ( @hulu ) Original Documentary Exposes the True Horror of McKamey Manor #Huluween

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

3 months

tbh, I might delete this My highest weight was 250lbs. I am now down to 175lbs I have struggled with self image issues a long time and even taking a picture with my shirt off was uncomfortable I am as always…your Useless work in progress ✌🏻❤️

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

It is rumored there will be an announcement this week I have been told that it rhymes with: The friends you made along the Shway #HHN32

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

6 months

Holy fuck I will have way more to say at a later time. But that pretty much sums up everything I’m feeling Holy fuck #SingleDadSummer

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 months

Do Not Talk About People’s Children

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Can you please NOT make an announcement @HorrorNightsORL Thanks! #HHN #HHN32

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Universal buying WB? And no one is bringing up Gremlins?! NOT A SINGLE PERSON (in the very limited amount of tweets I read)

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

7 months

There is a lot I could say But, instead I’ll just say this: I am officially a Single Dad! #SingleDadSummer

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

This just tastes like a melted Coke Slurpee #Coke

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Yearly reminder: People are going to be mad and straight up start arguments with full on strangers. Over announcements for a theme park seasonal event, that no matter how many all caps they use, they will be attending. Don’t get caught in the toxicity ✌🏻 @HorrorNightsORL #HHN32

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

6 months

This is Insidious Have a nice rest of the Speculation season #HHN #HHN33

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

8 months

Creepshow 1 is the best but The Raft from Creepshow 2 is my absolute favorite short

highfred

@pumpkinfredhead

8 months

Creepshow 2 (1987) one of the best horror anthologies made.

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

People ask me how I deal with the two faced people in the HHN Community. Very simple: I don’t. I got a vasectomy so I don’t have to deal with more children Eat, Sleep, Slay, Repeat

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

8 months

Just a reminder: If you’re a racist and you know it, just fuck off If you’re homophobic or transphobic, just fuck off If you’re a filthy fucking bigot and you’re not ashamed to admit it If you’re a filthy fucking bigot, just fuck off ✌🏻

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

I finally watched Clerks 3 last night. I’m still crying. I can’t stop crying. Thank you @ThatKevinSmith can we cry together?

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Please have a part where you can choose between two different paths making for two different experiences!!! 🤞🏻 @HorrorNightsORL #HHN32

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

6 months

Since my divorce announcement got 10k views I would like to thank those who were truly there for me during the last 6 months. Those who called me to make sure I was ok. Those who were always willing to just listen to me. You are my people and I love you!

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Yearly reminder: HHN has 10 haunted houses If 1 bothers you, there are 9 others for you to choose from. If the other 9 bother you…why are you going to the event or even paying attention to it?

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

6 months

Hear me out: Every single person that liked/commented/DMd/Called/Texted when they saw it was moving day for me I love you all and will have more and more to share and pictures to take But this has been the most exhausting 8 months of my life ✌🏻Your Friendly Castaway

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

This was where I peaked a year ago @HorrorNightsORL #HHN31 #HHN

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Ohhhh I get it So IPs are only fine if it’s something you are a fan of 😉

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

6 months

It’s Balloon Day!!!!! I am officially ThirtyAINT NONE YA BUSINESS! If you would like to buy me a shot! I would greatly appreciate it! CashApp: $UselessCasey

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

5 months

HHN 23 Evil Took Root HHN 33 we see what has grown from that root I’m excited no matter what they announce. I just want to be in the fog dancing with my friends again!! @HorrorNightsORL #HHN #HHN33 #HHN23

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

5 months

Don’t let individuals define a community I hope those that need help, seek that help. And I hope those victimized know, you are heard and to please remember whether it’s me or others, you are not alone. And fuck ANYONE that ever made you feel like you were ❤️✌🏻

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

I bet there will be zero line for Splash Mountain today

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

2023 just got HAUNTingly more exciting! @hauntscene

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

It seems Universal isn’t even trying at this point. How can I truly escape into a world of walls that have posters on them if I have some Candy Store in the Sight Line!!!????

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 months

Viewing Number 4 DEFEND THE OPERA SCENE!! It has a completely different feel to it than the rest of the movie The walk in the street all the way to stopping at the bridge TO ME is the most beautiful representation of The Crow @TheCrow_Movie #TheCrow #HorrorFamily #MutantFam

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

6 months

And to a specific trio whose hobby was to isolate me from EVERYONE they could spew toxic lies to. Who openly talked about me as a father and about my kids. Thank you for showing me how fake Polaroids can be and sorry your lives are so sad that you want others to feel the same✌🏻

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

You aren’t even real @HorrorNightsORL #HHN32

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

8 months

I’ve hit 800 followers!!! It’s been about a year and a half since my last account got banned I’ve been having a lot of fun getting back Love you all ✌🏻❤️

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

Rumor is that there will be 11 houses at HHN this year. And all I have to say is: 11 is odd #HHN32 #HHN

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

5 months

Premium Scream Night sounds awesome But I can’t afford it So I’m gonna say it’s stupid and anyone who goes it’s stupid That’s how the world works, when someone wants something they can’t have they make fun of those who can #HHN #HHN33

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

14 days

Word to the wise: That was a historic storm You do not need a reason to call out of work, the weather did it for you This was really bad and there are way more important things in your lives Love, Peace, Capitalism is a disease ✌🏻😘 #HurricaneMilton

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me: If I don’t like someone, I erase them from my mind I don’t continue to look into their lives so I can try to pick it apart. Why? They don’t exist to me.

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

My baby is 2 years old today 😢😢

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 month

Predators of a feather Stick together 🤷‍♂️

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

No thoughts Only my heavily pixelated picture of @HorrorNightsORL 17 from the flip phone! #HHN #HHN17

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

7 months

Question for @HorrorNightsORL How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could you please post some kind of announcement even just a joke of some sort? #HHN #HHN33

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

The amount of people that came up to me asking how my son was: This is the community I talk about and am proud to be in. People who genuinely care about the person behind the tweets. I hate getting serious cause typing this makes me cry. Thank you, I love you all!

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

5 months

Ya’ll (and I very rarely say ya’ll) were wayyyyy to mean to Hellblock Horror You’re lucky you’re being gifted these announcements this week I am forever defending that absolute delight of a house @HorrorNightsORL #HHN #HHN31 #HHN33

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

6 months

Going private for a little First time ✌🏻

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

GET EM EDDIE!!!!!

Universal Orlando Resort

@UniversalORL

1 year

Welcome to Universaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa;aosidfja'wdopfjaowieh

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 months

Holy satanic fuck Never in my fucking LIFE did I think I would hit this weight EVER This is so fucking metal

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

6 months

Slaughter Sinema Sequel #HHN #HHN33

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

5 months

If you are a parent who doesn’t accept their child is LGBTQ+ You aren’t a parent. You are just a person who wanted human accessories and you make me fucking sick Love for your child should never come with limits because that’s not love ❤️✌🏻 #HappyPrideMonth

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

My Predictions for @HorrorNightsORL : I will attend multiple times So far this is the most logical and accurate prediction. #HHN32

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

One of the hardest things about being a parent is having your child hurting and there is nothing you can do to help them. Being defeated before you knew you had to fight. Had our first arm break today, luckily he is very tough. Now to get used to using his other arm!

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

Had a fun trip to @UniversalORL Sadly we were about 20 years early for her first Finny’s Trip! Also: Betty Boop! She LOVED you SO much despite the stink face

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

11 months

I just think they’re neat

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

9 months

Oh! Finally watched Wonka yesterday with the kids! I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would!! Incredible performances and costumes were fantastic!! #Wonka

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Just had my first therapy session and honestly I feel really proud of myself. Which is exactly what I need to be working on And remember friends, just because people aren’t opening up on social media, doesn’t mean they aren’t going through something ✌🏻❤️

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Normalize erasing toxic people from your life

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

So IP’s for HHN And Minions Are both being praised this week. Is it opposite week?! Because DAMN I got a lot of shit for being excited for Minion Land. #Minions

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

6 months

Tonight was the last time driving to this house after leaving work I’m at the very end of my “last time” list I’m very numb to these things at this point. I’m not happy. I’m not sad. I’m just, ready ✌🏻🙂

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

People that complained about the two girls running through Disney for a video Will be running through HHN for a video with Kate Bush- Running up that Hill playing Unless someone does it first Then they will be back to complaining #HHN32

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

I FOUND DIDI!!! Dude I don’t even want to count the amount of years we’ve been friends because it makes me feel old 🤣 @BlaktimusPrime I love you buddy!

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

4 months

Just remember Wannabe Regina George’s: The moral at the end of Mean Girls was that even a girl in HIGH SCHOOL knew she was acting immature and changed her ways Senior Year Maybe work on that since a lot of you are close to being Senior Citizens ❤️✌🏻

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Remember my friends Being a toxic person not only ruins your reputation it ruins those who associate with you and defend you This ain’t a scene, it’s a goddamn arms race. And trust is very hard to get back

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

@ThemeParkBeer So you’re saying in order for you to feel the magic at home, I should just bang on your door at 8am?

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

I don’t know. Maybe it’s me But I’ve always just said “I’m going to Universal” and never once included any other word from whatever title they give the resort/parks But I also just don’t get annoyed at trivial things so 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Family Emergency: Have fun at HHN everyone, see you all back in the fog whenever I can get back. Love, Soil, Body Oil ✌🏻

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

9 months

Dark Universe is my Rushmore @UniversalORL #EpicUniverse #DarkUniverse

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 month

It’s a small community If you talk about your “friends” behind their back to those you are trying to gain as new friends Eventually your wrong doings will catch up to you and you’ll find yourself exactly where you wanted to be Alone Not a subtweet, just a lesson in karma

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Support Local Haunts

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

8 months

People: Five Nights at Freddy’s is clearly coming to HHN and it’s gonna be amazing ::Gets rumored to not happen:: Same People: Yea it makes no sense for Five Nights at Freddy’s to be a house #HHN33

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

Haunt Season 2022: Began This was the year I forced myself to break out of being quiet in person. To completely push my boundaries and comfort levels. Stop saying no to new experiences. And work on something new for content which is go with the unhinged ideas and jokes.

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

The most beautiful house HHN has ever done. Walking in and seeing the ship, my first reaction was “Ok…this is why the FFP Prices went up and I’m fine with it”

HHN 365

@HHN365

2 years

What did you think of the “Dead Man’s Pier: Winter’s Wake” house from HHN 31?

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 months

WE DID IT!! And I’m not just talking about my multiple personalities! Thank you all who helped me!! I know 1k seems like such a small number to others, but I think it’s neat All my new followers! You are in for a sarcastic and perverted Haunt Season! #HorrorFamily #MutantFam

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

11 months

New tattoo! For our rainbow baby

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Last night I got stopped at security because they thought my mints were a grinder. 2 things: A. Who brings a grinder INTO the park? 2. Trust me sweeties, you aren’t the only ones that want to find me on Grindr

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

8 months

This is giving me Jared Leto Joker vibes and I don’t like it

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

8 months

First look at Bill Skarsgård in ‘THE CROW’ remake. (Source: )

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@UselessCasey

1 year

People who don’t enjoy nautical HHN houses are just mad cause it’s the only thing that gets their date wet I said what I said #HHN #HHN32

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

Can we get Roaming M3GANs with chainsaws please and thank you? @HorrorNightsORL

🍭Kandi Samples🍭

@KandiSamples

2 years

Happy Tuesday! Have y’all seen this? So will we be getting #M3GAN in Orlando? @UniversalORL @HorrorNightsORL @JeremyMcNaughty @jason_blum @blumhouse

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@UselessCasey

1 year

The person I was HHN30 is NOTHING like the person I am walking into HHN32 The pandemic caused my OCD/Anxiety to completely take over who I was. And after years of pushing myself I am happy to say that the real me has finally arrived legs and all! @HorrorNightsORL #HHN32 #HHN30

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@UselessCasey

2 years

Best Friends! @UniversalORL

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@UselessCasey

6 months

Interviewer: What are your dreams in life? Me: To jump into the Gumball Machine from Double Dare Interviewer: No, like what do you hope to achieve? Me: The thrilling serotonin one gets after jumping into the Gumball Machine from Double Dare…

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 months

Surround yourself with people that talk your anger out with you and encourage you to move on: I’m not a vegetarian but I am entering HHN with zero beef I’m happy and I wish everyone else the same If you don’t like me 🤷‍♂️ keep talking I guess ✌🏻 (🏳️I’m done fighting)

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

10 months

I bet it will be the Five Nights at Freddy’s house

ThrillGeek

@thrillgeek

10 months

🌎 NEW - The Universal Legacy Store in CityWalk at Universal Orlando is closing effective January 7 to make way for an exciting new experience for guests. More details will be revealed soon.

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

11 months

I’m out when HHN isn’t happening WHO DIS?!

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1 year

We are Charles

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@UselessCasey

4 months

Officially living on my own for 2 months, I guess stair pictures are becoming the norm for these I am doing so much better than any Debbie Downer expectations I gave myself or others gave to me I’m Happy Cross my heart and hope to die ✌🏻❤️

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

Imagine being so insecure with your masculinity that you are offended by a rainbow

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 year

I need to go on roller coasters to snap me out of my post haunt season blues

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

4 months

I was very quiet about my situation when I was suffering But one person literally called me so many times just to check in on me. A true friend. And today is that sexy man’s birthday! Happy Birthday @ShawnNOrlando

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

1 month

WE FINISHED!!! My first 5k!!! Seriously, that was SO much fun, I have videos to edit! @howloscreamorl @SeaWorld #HOSOrlando #HowlOSprint

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

7 months

Twitter “fame” is hilarious Like, outside of your “big” group…literally no one knows who you are Act polite or get called out next time I would hate to embarrass you more than once child.

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Useless Casey

@UselessCasey

2 years

Baby’s first Cat in the Hat Ride!!!! @UniversalORL

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