I Talk To Myself A LOT. The Alternative Theme Park and Haunt Content: Touch Grass, Spend Cash, Express Pass. Movies/Music/Haunts.
#HorrorFamily
#MutantFam
BREAKING - Splash Mountain will be closing on January 23, 2023 at Magic Kingdom to begin the transformation into Tiana’s Bayou Adventure. Disneyland details will be shared at a later date.
#DisneyWorld
Not gonna lie
Seeing my timeline flooded with universal monsters and not screen shots of responses to discourse of the same fucking water ride that has been going on for fucking YEARS
Is refreshing
Maybe
Just maybe
People jump to conclusions too fast
Same font, maybe there is a reason for this and maybe we will see more.
Oddfellow may have been pissed off during the IP years
#HHN32
#HHN
If you’re transphobic and you know it
Just fuck off👏🏻👏🏻
If you’re homophobic and you know it
Just fuck off 👏🏻👏🏻
If you’re filthy fucking bigot and you’re too afraid to admit it, if you’re a filthy fucking bigot
Just fuck off 👏🏻👏🏻
Again the whole “kids at haunts”
I started going to HHN and Haunts when I was 5
It doesn’t matter how old you are, it’s your knowledge on how not to be a dick
And what I’ve learned this season, if your personality is Dick, you should be avoided at all times
🤷🏼♂️
Once again:
This is the reason they want to “Save Splash Mountain”. A bunch adults who suffer from Zoophilia are mourning the loss of their Spank Bank Attraction.
RIP Brer Bear ASSSSSSSSS
The Theme Park “Community” is great. Sometimes you’ll meet someone who is negative on twitter and ends up being the most loyal person.
Then sometimes you’ll meet someone who is positive and “inclusive” on twitter and then ignore you to your face when you introduce yourself
🤷🏼♂️
I remember asking my friend when this attraction opens
They told me it had been open for over a year
That sums up the story of the attention this attraction gets
Monster Inside: America’s Most Extreme Haunted House Exclusive Trailer – Hulu (
@hulu
) Original Documentary Exposes the True Horror of McKamey Manor
#Huluween
tbh, I might delete this
My highest weight was 250lbs. I am now down to 175lbs
I have struggled with self image issues a long time and even taking a picture with my shirt off was uncomfortable
I am as always…your Useless work in progress ✌🏻❤️
Yearly reminder:
People are going to be mad and straight up start arguments with full on strangers. Over announcements for a theme park seasonal event, that no matter how many all caps they use, they will be attending.
Don’t get caught in the toxicity ✌🏻
@HorrorNightsORL
#HHN32
People ask me how I deal with the two faced people in the HHN Community. Very simple:
I don’t. I got a vasectomy so I don’t have to deal with more children
Eat, Sleep, Slay, Repeat
Just a reminder:
If you’re a racist and you know it, just fuck off
If you’re homophobic or transphobic, just fuck off
If you’re a filthy fucking bigot and you’re not ashamed to admit it
If you’re a filthy fucking bigot, just fuck off
✌🏻
Since my divorce announcement got 10k views
I would like to thank those who were truly there for me during the last 6 months. Those who called me to make sure I was ok. Those who were always willing to just listen to me.
You are my people and I love you!
Yearly reminder:
HHN has 10 haunted houses
If 1 bothers you, there are 9 others for you to choose from.
If the other 9 bother you…why are you going to the event or even paying attention to it?
Hear me out:
Every single person that liked/commented/DMd/Called/Texted when they saw it was moving day for me
I love you all and will have more and more to share and pictures to take
But this has been the most exhausting 8 months of my life
✌🏻Your Friendly Castaway
It’s Balloon Day!!!!!
I am officially ThirtyAINT NONE YA BUSINESS!
If you would like to buy me a shot! I would greatly appreciate it!
CashApp: $UselessCasey
HHN 23 Evil Took Root
HHN 33 we see what has grown from that root
I’m excited no matter what they announce. I just want to be in the fog dancing with my friends again!!
@HorrorNightsORL
#HHN
#HHN33
#HHN23
Don’t let individuals define a community
I hope those that need help, seek that help. And I hope those victimized know, you are heard and to please remember whether it’s me or others, you are not alone. And fuck ANYONE that ever made you feel like you were
❤️✌🏻
It seems Universal isn’t even trying at this point.
How can I truly escape into a world of walls that have posters on them if I have some Candy Store in the Sight Line!!!????
Viewing Number 4
DEFEND THE OPERA SCENE!!
It has a completely different feel to it than the rest of the movie
The walk in the street all the way to stopping at the bridge TO ME is the most beautiful representation of The Crow
@TheCrow_Movie
#TheCrow
#HorrorFamily
#MutantFam
And to a specific trio whose hobby was to isolate me from EVERYONE they could spew toxic lies to. Who openly talked about me as a father and about my kids.
Thank you for showing me how fake Polaroids can be and sorry your lives are so sad that you want others to feel the same✌🏻
I’ve hit 800 followers!!!
It’s been about a year and a half since my last account got banned
I’ve been having a lot of fun getting back
Love you all ✌🏻❤️
Premium Scream Night sounds awesome
But I can’t afford it
So I’m gonna say it’s stupid and anyone who goes it’s stupid
That’s how the world works, when someone wants something they can’t have they make fun of those who can
#HHN
#HHN33
Word to the wise:
That was a historic storm
You do not need a reason to call out of work, the weather did it for you
This was really bad and there are way more important things in your lives
Love, Peace, Capitalism is a disease
✌🏻😘
#HurricaneMilton
I don’t know. Maybe it’s just me:
If I don’t like someone, I erase them from my mind
I don’t continue to look into their lives so I can try to pick it apart. Why? They don’t exist to me.
Question for
@HorrorNightsORL
How much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could you please post some kind of announcement even just a joke of some sort?
#HHN
#HHN33
The amount of people that came up to me asking how my son was:
This is the community I talk about and am proud to be in. People who genuinely care about the person behind the tweets. I hate getting serious cause typing this makes me cry. Thank you, I love you all!
Ya’ll (and I very rarely say ya’ll) were wayyyyy to mean to Hellblock Horror
You’re lucky you’re being gifted these announcements this week
I am forever defending that absolute delight of a house
@HorrorNightsORL
#HHN
#HHN31
#HHN33
If you are a parent who doesn’t accept their child is LGBTQ+
You aren’t a parent. You are just a person who wanted human accessories and you make me fucking sick
Love for your child should never come with limits because that’s not love
❤️✌🏻
#HappyPrideMonth
One of the hardest things about being a parent is having your child hurting and there is nothing you can do to help them. Being defeated before you knew you had to fight.
Had our first arm break today, luckily he is very tough. Now to get used to using his other arm!
Had a fun trip to
@UniversalORL
Sadly we were about 20 years early for her first Finny’s Trip!
Also: Betty Boop! She LOVED you SO much despite the stink face
Oh!
Finally watched Wonka yesterday with the kids!
I enjoyed it a lot more than I thought I would!! Incredible performances and costumes were fantastic!!
#Wonka
Just had my first therapy session and honestly
I feel really proud of myself. Which is exactly what I need to be working on
And remember friends, just because people aren’t opening up on social media, doesn’t mean they aren’t going through something
✌🏻❤️
So IP’s for HHN
And
Minions
Are both being praised this week. Is it opposite week?! Because DAMN I got a lot of shit for being excited for Minion Land.
#Minions
Tonight was the last time driving to this house after leaving work
I’m at the very end of my “last time” list
I’m very numb to these things at this point. I’m not happy. I’m not sad. I’m just, ready
✌🏻🙂
People that complained about the two girls running through Disney for a video
Will be running through HHN for a video with Kate Bush- Running up that Hill playing
Unless someone does it first
Then they will be back to complaining
#HHN32
I FOUND DIDI!!!
Dude I don’t even want to count the amount of years we’ve been friends because it makes me feel old 🤣
@BlaktimusPrime
I love you buddy!
Just remember Wannabe Regina George’s:
The moral at the end of Mean Girls was that even a girl in HIGH SCHOOL knew she was acting immature and changed her ways Senior Year
Maybe work on that since a lot of you are close to being Senior Citizens
❤️✌🏻
Remember my friends
Being a toxic person not only ruins your reputation it ruins those who associate with you and defend you
This ain’t a scene, it’s a goddamn arms race. And trust is very hard to get back
I don’t know. Maybe it’s me
But I’ve always just said “I’m going to Universal” and never once included any other word from whatever title they give the resort/parks
But I also just don’t get annoyed at trivial things so 🤷🏼♂️
It’s a small community
If you talk about your “friends” behind their back to those you are trying to gain as new friends
Eventually your wrong doings will catch up to you and you’ll find yourself exactly where you wanted to be
Alone
Not a subtweet, just a lesson in karma
People: Five Nights at Freddy’s is clearly coming to HHN and it’s gonna be amazing
::Gets rumored to not happen::
Same People: Yea it makes no sense for Five Nights at Freddy’s to be a house
#HHN33
Haunt Season 2022: Began
This was the year I forced myself to break out of being quiet in person. To completely push my boundaries and comfort levels. Stop saying no to new experiences. And work on something new for content which is go with the unhinged ideas and jokes.
The most beautiful house HHN has ever done.
Walking in and seeing the ship, my first reaction was “Ok…this is why the FFP Prices went up and I’m fine with it”
WE DID IT!! And I’m not just talking about my multiple personalities! Thank you all who helped me!!
I know 1k seems like such a small number to others, but I think it’s neat
All my new followers! You are in for a sarcastic and perverted Haunt Season!
#HorrorFamily
#MutantFam
Last night I got stopped at security because they thought my mints were a grinder.
2 things:
A. Who brings a grinder INTO the park?
2. Trust me sweeties, you aren’t the only ones that want to find me on Grindr
The person I was HHN30 is NOTHING like the person I am walking into HHN32
The pandemic caused my OCD/Anxiety to completely take over who I was. And after years of pushing myself I am happy to say that the real me has finally arrived legs and all!
@HorrorNightsORL
#HHN32
#HHN30
Interviewer: What are your dreams in life?
Me: To jump into the Gumball Machine from Double Dare
Interviewer: No, like what do you hope to achieve?
Me: The thrilling serotonin one gets after jumping into the Gumball Machine from Double Dare…
Surround yourself with people that talk your anger out with you and encourage you to move on:
I’m not a vegetarian but I am entering HHN with zero beef
I’m happy and I wish everyone else the same
If you don’t like me 🤷♂️ keep talking I guess
✌🏻
(🏳️I’m done fighting)
🌎 NEW - The Universal Legacy Store in CityWalk at Universal Orlando is closing effective January 7 to make way for an exciting new experience for guests. More details will be revealed soon.
Officially living on my own for 2 months, I guess stair pictures are becoming the norm for these
I am doing so much better than any Debbie Downer expectations I gave myself or others gave to me
I’m Happy
Cross my heart and hope to die
✌🏻❤️
I was very quiet about my situation when I was suffering
But one person literally called me so many times just to check in on me. A true friend.
And today is that sexy man’s birthday!
Happy Birthday
@ShawnNOrlando
Twitter “fame” is hilarious
Like, outside of your “big” group…literally no one knows who you are
Act polite or get called out next time
I would hate to embarrass you more than once child.