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@Urchey_jorself

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3 years
@SmAliE8 @jaydee_micato @OfficialWaje You no go blame them Nigeria is part of the name of the show
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4 years
If you see this on your TL Please send in your prayers Plus 1 today
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2 years
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3 years
@oj_deji How he sees himself is a driving force and it's so working for him
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4 years
Finally God has Done it for me I just bought myself a brand new 2020 new model KJV BIBLE😩
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5 years
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11 months
@clinicalmusiala This is a lie, this belongs to Messi last night Match
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3 years
Happy birthday to me!!!!!
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@Urchey_jorself
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2 years
Grateful for life. Happy birthday Joseph
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5 years
Today is my birthday, Say a word of prayer. Thank you
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3 years
@Thinnygram1 @EhisBaba_m15 @Daddy_Nomso @debola_femi Collect money, recharge card. O wrong now
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4 years
Chineke See as kiddwayya dey happy o Erica now the new head of house #bbnaijialockdown
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6 years
@_emmalez How can u Fish without hook???
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4 years
I started tweeting about Jesus and my followers dropped. I no dey stop at all at all
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5 years
@itskayie Nigeria
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5 years
@_YesItsYaya Follow back y'all
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@Urchey_jorself
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4 years
@boludeadeleye @Mofiiolu My Ex complained that year(2018) Say the lady insult her like mad
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5 years
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3 years
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5 years
@__horla I think I need to learn from this guy. As a man, your woman deserves to have this. No be everything be sex
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3 years
*Girl: It's been raining here, I'm cold* American guy: Take some hot coffee.. British: Take some hot tea and wear a cardigan.. Nigerian guy: Shey I should come and keep you warm? Pele ooo, Microwave ! Werey 😂😂😂😂
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4 years
STOP INSULTING MEN OF GOD STOP INSULTING MEN OF GOD STOP INSULTING MEN OF GOD STOP INSULTING MEN OF GOD STOP INSULTING MEN OF GOD STOP INSULTING MEN OF GOD STOP INSULTING MEN OF GOD STOP INSULTING MEN OF GOD STOP INSULTING MEN OF GOD STOP INSULTING MEN OF GOD
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@Urchey_jorself
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5 years
@EtniesJags I like the woman She is not the discriminating one
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@Urchey_jorself
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4 years
Smile!!! You deserve it😁😁
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4 years
I messaged you 3times with no response.. I replied to your tweet, still no response. . Now you are sending me message to vote for you on IG... Send the link dear, let me vote for your Opponent... Sho Lo Stupid Ni
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@Urchey_jorself
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2 years
Good morning!!!!
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2 years
Wednesday!!!
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@Urchey_jorself
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6 years
@_emmalez Lmao I LUNGS you Dey there Na better Philosophy I give u lol
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6 years
@ebuka_akara Naija babes don't know how to start a conversation. They expects guys to do it all the time
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7 months
@Gidi_Traffic Your only chance to avenge all those past beatings 🤣🤣🤣
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5 years
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5 years
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2 years
Tired Face!!!
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@Urchey_jorself
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4 years
@MBuhari It's obvious a Youth wrote this.. the pace of that typing... See, I have heard all that u have said. But this one can't work, talk to the nation via Video. Abi shey when we vote you, na through tweet we use ni?
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@Urchey_jorself
Damien
3 years
Back in my final year in school, I used to have this flatmate (though na mission hostel sha), when ever he wakes up in the morning, there is this mirror we place at middle of that passage. He would walk to that mirror and start saying great things to himself, like I am a champion
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@Urchey_jorself
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4 years
Have a great day guys
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@Urchey_jorself
Damien
2 years
Aspiring to be a better person each day. Acknowledging my flaws cos I am human and learning from all my mistakes.
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Damien
6 years
How many of us believes God's word never fail???
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2 years
After popsi's burial 3 years ago, one of my relatives asked me, Uche are you sure you can cope in Lagos taking care of yourself and 6 siblings, why don't you move to the East?? Then I gave him one bad look and said I am Lagos born, I can cope in any condition.
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2 years
Justin Timberlake's Mirror hits differently each day.
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4 years
This week will be good for us all😁😁
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5 years
The day this dude lost my respect
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Unbothered Bimbola ☁️
5 years
Bomboclaat
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4 years
Enjoy your day😁😁😁
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@Urchey_jorself
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3 years
God!! The giver of life. Thank you sir
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Damien
3 years
The way my VPN is relocating to war zones is getting scary , I was in syria and now it changed location to Afghanistan na wahala be dis Desmond Elliot Bashir Ahmad #TwitterBanNigeria
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@Urchey_jorself
Damien
3 years
King of boys made me stay awake like this. All my life, I never watch naija movie like this before. Mummy Sola Sobowale and Reminisce combo so maddddddd
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@Urchey_jorself
Damien
4 years
Big brother sef is enjoying this thing. He had to ask them to adjust their mic when the sound is not reaching his office well. 😂😂
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4 years
This Eric dey fall my hand Biko one of them should go home What is all this Shey na woman you come for or na money? Guy need to be focus #bbnaijialockdown
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2 years
Friday!!!!!
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2 years
@instablog9ja Omo face to face o, cos he go tell me the source of the 10million una won gimme
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Damien
4 years
Monday Vibes😊😁
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2 years
Good Morning!!!!!
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@Urchey_jorself
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6 years
I go finish am lick plate. Man gat belle full na
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3 years
Buhari!!!!! where are you going to🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Scordk : A friend in the UK asked me what did Buhari do and why we keep bashing him as saying #BuhariMustGo . I just sent him this video, he almost died of laughter @Gidi_Traffic
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2 years
Pardon the Mirror #Monday
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5 years
@_YesItsYaya Y'all should follow back
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6 years
Our women deserves more love and honor. Say NO to domestic Violence
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2 years
Good people are few... Try to always keep them
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4 years
I was walking through my friend's estate today, then this lady came out of her car and said that I am CUTE😍😁.. I don dey house since they shout their Papa😄😄 But then I remember say I never make money 😣😣 We move
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4 years
I miss calling my Dad Rest on 😠😢💔
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Damien
3 years
You are single in 2022 and you are laughing.. what's funny?
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5 years
This MERCY wll be making man to start thinking nonsense. Whatta Fuck #bbnaija
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Damien
1 year
My colleague just approached me and asked if she could hug me.. and I was why?? Her: I love the way you always smell Me: smiling like mumu😂😂 Things you get when your best friend is The fragrance boy @Deji_Morafa
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Damien
3 years
Good Morning!!!!!!
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2 years
Tired Accountant!!!
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5 years
Omoshola is crying o Abeg where the ex girlfriend dey?? We go bend down beg o My nigga crying for love #bbnaija
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2 years
Shave well, smell nice, dress well and minding your own business by drinking water is sure the best way of life...
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6 years
@_Belles__ Your dad is enjoying the fruit of his labour na
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4 years
Women are to be adored Women are to be adored Women are to be adored Women are to be adored Women are to be adored Women are to be adored Women are to be adored #sayNotoRape
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3 months
@CristianoXtra_ Give Messi this team and they will be playing champions league football the coming season. That is what Messi can give you
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4 years
Over 3 hours of traffic, Lagos why???😭😭 abeg if you see me, I need massage especially in the bombom part
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11 months
Thank God for Life. Happy birthday to me
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4 years
@lollypeezle Abi werey ni e This food that took away all my money, I even ran on debt during my stay in Enugu Better mixture, better food
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2 years
there is something about listening to Justin Timberlake's songs in the morning
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4 years
@DuchessT_ I want to cultivate this habit
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4 years
Faith flips the Script on Us. We say, ''I Would, if I Could''. Faith says,'' You Could, if You Would".
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4 years
I miss University of ilorin buka 7 early morning beans.. abeg that woman sabi
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5 years
When God wants to Bless, he does look at circumstances, even circumstances gives way for him. God is truly King
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5 years
@toolzbabe @7Probity Aunty o😃😃😃
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3 years
ALWAYS PRAY FOR YOUR PARENTS
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3 years
@yung_dera @wizkidayo omo i give up ooooooo @kayjaykes i don comot, this place no good for my mental health
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4 years
Na every day blue film now for that house Erica and kiddwaya alone #bbnaijialockdown
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4 years
Do you know most pregnancy comes from having sex?
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5 years
Some tests such as HIV should be carried out in our hospitals for FREE.. How can you be paying money, just to hear BAD NEWS😊😁
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3 years
@abbietayo police say make i sit down for floor cos i waka for night
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Damien
5 years
After work, man has to play small😜😜😜
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