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@UrFriendKelly

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feminist gamer cat lady, ex-software engineer, now in law school

Joined June 2014
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@UrFriendKelly
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7 years
A student who left his university because of backlash after being photographed participating in the racism rally. Can't make this shit up.
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When I'm sad, I like to remember how capybaras are chill as hell pals with the rest of the animal kingdom
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7 years
Advice to parents: teach your sons not to rape. Don't put the burden on your daughters.
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For female rape survivors, 98.1% of perpetrators are men. For male rape survivors, 93% of perpetrators are men.
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6 months
The fact that I literally never heard about this until today. Garbage educational system.
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#OnThisDay in 1970, Mississippi law enforcement officers opened fire on the Jackson State University campus, killing two Black students, Phillip Lafayette Gibbs and James Earl Green. Police insisted the students fired first, but no evidence was found to confirm this. The
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7 years
To cancel a SiriusXM subscription, call 1-866-635-5020. It can't be done online. But you get to tell them why.
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I’m a grown adult who recognizes control issues. The word “let” is not in my vocabulary of romantic relationships.
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you guys really be dating men who don’t let you have vibrators?????????!!!!!!
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@TomBoxingAsylum @wallywalberg @knockoutxo Groping someone without consent is literally the definition of sexual assault.
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2 years
@realchrisrufo What does having a period have to do with sexuality? It’s a basic bodily function
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3 months
This is good, but many of you need to also call out transphobes when their victim is actually trans
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2 years
@DrLoupis It tells me that the transphobia spread by you and others is brutally harmful.
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6 years
@KHOU Oh, and he won't even be included in online sex offender registries. Judge needs to get a clue - this behavior is never isolated.
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8 years
The hypocrisy of these crybabies
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@DoritoBoland85 @feminemiIy I still think about this guy
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8 years
Folks, Peaked: 🏔️ Peeked: 👀 Piqued: 🤔
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@CBSThisMorning @wsavalexb @InsideEdition So not only is he a sexual assaulter, he's also a liar and gaslighter.
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@Okie_LPC @NerdyInNOLA @MuellerSheWrote That’s not silent quitting, that’s having work/life boundaries.
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@robynwright @Breaking911 You do realize the guy is wearing a Hitler Youth cap? And that LaBeouf is Jewish?
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@wagatwe @UPS And they didn't even name the victim. His name was Frank Ordonez.
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4 years
Reminder that Elon Musk’s generational wealth is from a mine that was stolen by his family from Black South Africans.
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4 years
@supremehadid @SparKLeShiNes That reminds me of the little girl about the same age who thought everything was a hand sanitizing station 😅
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@UrFriendKelly
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3 years
The replies on this tweet, from men saying an Olympic athlete is doing her sport wrong, are bordering on parody. Something tells me she knows what she is doing, my guys
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4 years
@nypost This is dangerous misinformation for clicks. Everyone seeing this needs to know they were given the vaccine only hours before dying, after they'd already had the virus for a while. Do your part and report this to Twitter for misinformation on covid.
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@purelygenius The idea to keep one of the flowers so he’ll know when it’s time to get her more is so GENIUS.
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@nicknitely She said "til I make you shit"
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@robynwright @Breaking911 The guy was also repeatedly reciting a white supremacist slogan. The anger was MORE than justified.
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5 years
I need to retweet this again. TESLA SWATTED A WHISTLEBLOWER
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8 years
For folks across the US: Plan B is still available over the counter. Its shelf-life is four years. Trump takes office in 19 days.
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5 years
Is masculinity okay?
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Why? 🤔
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@MCITLFrAphorism You've spoken louder about women's shoulders than about SEXUAL ABUSE OF CHILDREN in the Church. Disgusting.
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@Bishopoftyler Bishop Tobin personally allowed sexual abuse of children to continue. So his calling pride month "particularly harmful for children" is a truly disgusting level of hypocrisy.
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2 years
@JasonJDaniel @PopBase I pay for it and don’t share with anyone. But knowing how I use Netflix, the rules were going to make it incredibly inconvenient and cause most of my devices to get locked out. I would have just cancelled if they implemented this.
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4 years
@jk_rowling Imagine logging on to be transphobic in the middle of a global pandemic and worldwide protests of racism.
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2 years
@healthbyjames First of all “urgent” is funny because these videos are two years old. They’ve already been thoroughly debunked, and the people who originally posted this took them down.
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I blocked an account with zero followers and this happened. I feel so powerful
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@Phil_Lewis_ The manager had a legal obligation to take action regarding the sexual harassment of an employee. This family should sue Walgreens.
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6 years
Reminder that Sean Penn beat Madonna multiple times, including once with a baseball bat, and another after he'd tied her to a chair.
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Sean Penn on the #MeToo movement: "We don't know what's a fact in many of the cases. Salacious is as soon as you call something a movement that is really a series of many individual accusers, victims, accusations, some of which are unfounded"
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8 years
@CringeLMAO How come the person recording the video didn't stop the repeated sexual assault? What the fuck
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8 years
You're a disgusting, sad man if you think women's liberation is about whether we let men view our bodies. @charliekirk11
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5 years
If you think Shaun King is a trustworthy voice on any issue, including racial justice, you probably don't follow many Black women.
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2 years
@LayahHeilpern They both look fine. If that’s what makes her happy, who cares? Regardless of how we age, tearing down other women based on appearance will always be a worse look.
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@stephondoestech @UXWD87 On the flip side of this nonsense, I know of a tech company (which promotes itself as "inclusive") who rejected a Black candidate for an eng leadership role because he was "too prepared/rehearsed" at the interview. Like WHAT????
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Amit Singhal grabbed an employee's breast at an off-site. Google paid him $45M severance. Andy Rubin coerced oral sex from an employee. Google paid him $90M severance. I was harassed by my engineering director and my SVP. I had to quit with $0 severance. #GooglePayoutsForAll
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2 years
@nprscience Y’all are seriously still maintaining this nonsense? Are you aware it’s currently Women’s History Month?
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@mikesamonek Everyone is lolling about LA traffic and I'm just wondering why we are humoring someone contributing to the housing crisis
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@TheTechTam @ArtOfDialogue_ She sings AND dances in her performances. He’s out of breath while sitting down, answering a question.
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@ATXCALEB @Guslivesagain No, it's because his church is massively hateful to gay people. The issue isn't the religion, it's the bigotry.
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@DamnDRoseTweets I hope you get fired.
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Fact checking Dana Loesch. Women are more likely to die by domestic violence or sexual assault if they own a firearm. It does not make them safer. It puts them at greater risk.
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@AskLyft @Pacheco_JA_ He deserves healthcare so he can go to therapy. Why are you like this
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Reminder
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@king_jackson43 @iammarypryor Lol it’s reminding me of this
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Me: "violence isn't the answer" *Sees Richard Spencer get punched in the face* Me: "I'd like to revise my previous statement"
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4 years
Welp, I guess it's official: I'm leaving my job. I dealt with sexism and bullying, and found out that I, as the only female principal eng, was paid less than the other (male) principals outside of Atlanta. I would not recommend friends work at Mailchimp, especially women.
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@KaraBTweets Even before the voice messages (which I couldn’t listen to), his fake affectations were driving me nuts. “Ok. I can do this.” Etc like shut up
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Watching DS9 again... Bashir: "What you need is a union. A collective bargaining association designed to make sure you don't get exploited." Rom: "You don't understand. Ferenghi workers don't want to stop the exploitation, we want to find a way become the exploiters."
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This is what @itsa_talia was suspended for. Apparently Twitter mods never heard the phrase "die on this hill." She was mass reported by trolls after she exposed sexual harassment in her DMs.
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@stephondoestech @UXWD87 You rejected him because he did too well? How am I supposed to understand that as anything BUT racism?
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@AITA_reddit If you're an adult man unwilling to say the word "period," I think your issues with menstruation are not really about the smell.
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@MatthewACherry I tried doing a "Google lens" search to see what this show is, and look what came up! 🤔🤔🤔
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This is how a convicted rapist was portrayed by @washingtonpost . Include his swimming creds, avoid the word "rape"
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@Kyla_Lacey I can’t roll my eyes hard enough at the idea that the main reason a woman is going to get an education and good career is to catch a man. No sweetie, that’s independence - meaning when you ain’t shit, I can leave without worrying about supporting myself
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As of today, women in California can pick up a full year's worth of birth control pills at once, fully covered by health plans.
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@MKentuckey If they made Ariel a racist asshole in the reboot, you'd be perfect for the role
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I still can't get over this. They had a database of names of Black voters whom they targeted with Facebook ads to try and PREVENT THEM FROM VOTING.
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@Twitch LGB Alliance and Autism Speaks? WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
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Hell of a typo
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just told by the head of the Atlanta Police Foundation that 19 Atlanta Police officers resigned over the weekend: "Moral is at an all-time low"
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@jorge_guajardo I'm pretty sure they're tired af of saving everyone else, and everyone else needs to step up.
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Twitter suspended Rose McGowan and just slapped every sexual assault survivor right in the face. Fuck the world.
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@HulkinOnMyHogan @SaeedDiCaprio @Sasha4Books I mean, I think it’s ok to maybe use it to get some ideas and make sure you’re hitting all the important points. But you shouldn’t use it to write the apology for you. It has to come from the heart
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Holy shit. The actress has been saying for years that she was raped in this scene. Now it's news because the director admitted it. Fuck this
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ELLE Magazine (US)
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Bertolucci Admits He Conspired to Shoot a Non-Consensual Rape Scene in 'Last Tango in Paris'
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@Spacekatgal @TomBoxingAsylum @wallywalberg @knockoutxo Girrrrllllll I once commented on a video showing this happening, and my mentions from dumbasses on it are still going a year later.
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@SapioSiren Alt text: a guy asks a woman if she knows how to code. He mentions there was a "girl" on his team who "wasn't the best engineer but made a positive impact." She responds "I know HTML" Then sends him a line of obfuscated perl
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@RightWingCope Lol she said she's been in the area for over 100 years
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Out of ice? Freeze some water
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@SapioSiren I love the "I know HTML" bait, too. Flawless execution
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@Rainmaker1973 Love how it only shows dad and sons tossing dirty laundry in the chute with the implicit understanding that they will magically become clean, due to…someone’s…unseen labor
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@hope3dream @mattxiv He’s only 20! And they’ve been interacting for “a few years,” sooooo yeah. Good point! 🚩🚩🚩
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Who called the conservative dating app The Right Stuff and not Plenty of Fash
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OUR CLASS WAS CERTIFIED IN ELLIS V. GOOGLE! This means the judge agreed we can sue as a class, rather than each individual woman needing to sue for relief. This is HUGE. The class includes over 10,800 women affected by Google's gender bias.
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Here's what happened. I used to be the tech lead of platforms. For months and months, I was left out of meetings and conversations about the direction of platform infrastructure. I repeatedly asked to be included in these meetings. I escalated this.
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@msolurin I didn’t know he tased him, but the first and main thing I thought when I first saw the videos was “there’s way more than five cops there.” And if duty to intervene and duty to render aid exist, how are they not at *least* on the hook for that?
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Anyone calling for "redistribution of sex" to make "incels" happy is advocating for legislating rape and further demeaning women to appease an extremist, hate-based, terrorist movement. Goddamn I'm so fucking tired of men's shitty shitty opinions on this.
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Guess who's got two thumbs and is now a PRINCIPAL ENGINEER, my babies???? (Not to brag, but actually screw it, I'm bragging - I'm pretty damn proud of this accomplishment!)
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@hkpsamu @MichelleObama Okay Michelle has. Not. Aged.
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@healthbyjames She “healed” after a day and a half. Give me a break 🙄
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@jk_rowling Nobody says "sex isn't real." Maya Forstater did not lose her job for saying "sex is real," and to say she did is a deliberate misrepresentation.
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@jeremysmiles Also…none of those other characters were intended to show “sensuality.” What a weirdo
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#WomenBoycottTwitter Friday, October 13th. In solidarity w @rosemcgowan and all the victims of hate and harassment Twitter fails to support.
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7 years
Individuals opting out doesn't seem to make a dent. What if #WomenBoycottTwitter for one day (along with men who stand with us?)
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I hate deleting a tweet once it starts spreading, but if it's misleading, that's the right thing to do. LEGO *has* announced a $4m donation for Black youth. They have also asked affiliates to remove police-related products and the White House set from all sites and marketing.
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@DanielleRyanJ You are a white woman who maliciously insulted someone who's given meaningful art and representation to a lot of Black women.
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@crd @MilesKlee Don’t insult Bon Iver like this
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when you're on twitter
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@SapioSiren This is the most satisfying "little bobby tables" I've ever seen
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