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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

10 months

That Dad on the Amsterdam stag do when he presses the button and sees who’s been noshing him off:

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

The whole country right now refreshing to try to log onto O2 Priority to get Peter Kay tickets

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

@GreenTextRepost

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

Proper away following, in the seventh tier of English football

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2 years

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2 years

This is the 8th tier of English football, zoom in, this is absolutely mental…

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2 years

@weirddalle

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1 year

First rule of non-league football: Always keep your eye on the ball 👀 💥

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@Unreliableyeltz

6 months

Two and a half hours into a 384 mile round trip in Division 7 on a Tuesday night. Only another 2 hours to go. This club 💙 Up The Yeltz

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@Unreliableyeltz

11 months

That “shoot” followed by the collective silence of anticipation. Then that explosion of noise and those limbs. Nothing beats it.

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2 years

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2 years

@weirddalle

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

11 months

We hit rock bottom, went down, could have ceased to exist, spent 4 years in the wilderness playing on park pitches, rebuilt, came together off the pitch, invested in our facilities, built an identity, a vision and tonight, we’re on our way…

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

There will be no better photo taken in football this weekend. Add your caption below: (Photo courtesy of Steve Evans 📷)

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

With no football today, I’ve had to speak to the Mrs 😫 Apparently she doesn’t work at Woolworths any more 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

Division 8:

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

10 months

“Don’t let your children grow up thinking that football is a TV programme” 💙🩷

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

@fullback03 Yeah, not even close…

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

9 months

This man is the reason I get to stand in the freezing cold every Sunday watching Harrison throw himself around in the mud. This man inspired him to be a goalkeeper and he continues to do so. I couldn’t ask for a better role model. Our Number 1, Our Captain, our Platty 💙

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@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

His agent is absolutely rinsing him at this point…

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

11 months

Outfought, outplayed, outsung, their ground falling down on top of them and their fans chucking missiles into the away dugout. Make no mistake, this has been a complete and utter embarrassment for Stourbridge tonight. Up the Yeltz 💙

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@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

We see things you’ll never see 💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

Some people will tell you that there are no big games. Today was the biggest so far, and we passed with flying colours. Superb from front to back. Players queuing up to be man of the match. Brilliant 💙

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@Unreliableyeltz

11 months

Before and after the game tomorrow I genuinely hope this bloke gets the welcome home he deserves. A genuine Yeltz hero and one of the nicest guys in football #iwantcurlyhairtoo

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

KD appreciation tweet. A breath of fresh air since joining us. On Saturday, he helped to drag us to promotion. Until he followed that ball in, we were dead and buried. Wherever his future lies, this man has cemented himself in Yeltz folklore. Thank you @Kieren_Donnelly 💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

Hanley Town walking into the @StourbridgeFC dressing room last night:

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

11 months

There aren’t sufficient words to describe @MiracleOkafor_9 since he joined us ⭐️ His finish on Tuesday night was out of this world yet again 🌎 I’m not certain there has ever been a more aptly named player. Our own Miracle 💙 (Photo courtesy of Steve Evans 📸)

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

10 months

What @RoystonTownFC have inadvertently taught us today is that the game itself is unimportant. What non-league football is all about is travelling to random towns, you never knew existed with your mates and having a fucking laugh

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

3 years

2 years ago today @rob_evans17 played the ball through the eye of a needle, Molly tucked it away and sparked the greatest limbs of all time

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

This kid doing the “Take the L” Fortnite Dance in the bottom left hand corner is absolutely savage

Nathan Adams

@N4thAdams

1 year

DONT YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP THE YELTZ ARE GOING UP!! @halesowentownfc @Unreliableyeltz @YouYeltz

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@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

@StourbridgeFC @HanleyTown66 I presume you’ll be going to clean the dressing room tomorrow then lads?

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@Unreliableyeltz

11 months

“Think we're on a winner here Trig… play it nice and cool, son, nice and cool, know what I mean?”

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

Yeltz fans, would you take Vinicius Jr now that we have been promoted to Step 3? 🏆

The Villa Watch

@TheVillaWatch

1 year

Villa fans, would you take Bernardo Silva now we’re back playing European football? 🏆

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@Unreliableyeltz

3 years

Find a boy who looks at you, the way these @ChasetownFC1954 lads look at @DanielPlatt_1 😍😲😍

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

🎵Mini is a Dancer, Miracle’s the answer, Josh Hawker came back with hair… Banbury missed a trick man, Giving us Jak Hickman, Toddy Parker’s everywhere… Woah… we’re HTFC Woah… from the Black Country Woah… 1, 2, 3, 4….🎵 🕺

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

It’s 36 hours later and still all I can hear is this song, on a loop. This club, and these people 💙 Step 3 are you ready for us? 🕺

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@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

@weirddalle

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@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

Once again, when we needed him the most, up stepped @rich_gregoryx . Our talisman and one of our own 💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

Stourbridge’s attendance of 328 on Monday night has made the National News then

BBC News (UK)

@BBCNews

1 year

Hundreds of UK sex offenders went missing, figures show

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

Charity Game update: Now that all the money has come in, we can announce that we raised a whopping £5799 for @tommys and @harry_moseley through our charity game. A special thank you to @halesowentownfc , these guys below and everyone who supported. What a club 💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

11 months

It doesn’t matter how close these clubs are geographically, 800 away fans in Division 7 is astonishing 💪

Halesowen Town FC

@halesowentownfc

11 months

No.9 Derby: We can confirm that our allocation of tickets is sold out, meaning we'll have 800 Yeltz fans at the game. There are tickets still available on Stourbridge's website. However, these are for registered Stourbridge fans only, not Yeltz fans #UpTheYeltz

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

It’s playoff eve. There is zero chance of any of us having an early night. Post your best or even most random photos of the season below with as little or much context as you like. Let’s fill Twitter with this football club 💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

10 months

There is always a corner of Wembley that is Yeltz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🌧️

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

11 months

Is anyone ready for the Todd Parker conversation? Miracle will deservedly get the headlines and the plaudits again today, but Parker is a joke. Today I have finally run out of words. Everything goes through him, everything. Enjoy every single minute that he’s here ⭐️

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

Gregs has probably flown under the radar these first 2 games, but he’s been pivotal to that front 3. His hold up/link up play has been immense. Both teams so far have been rightly terrified of him, and it’s created so much space for Sim and JI to terrorise them. This bloke 💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

As always, there is a part of Wembley tonight that is forever Yeltz 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

11 months

The Yeltz enter the FA Trophy draw later today 🏆 In 2020 COVID denied us our trip to Wembley and football missed out on arguably the greatest non-league story of all time. It did however build the foundation for where we are now and we will always have moments like this… 💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

This football club, there is literally nothing like it 💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

That chip from @jamieinsall1515 was filthier than a Stourbridge dressing room 😮‍💨

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

@DanielPlatt_1 @halesowentownfc Hang it in The Louvre

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

About 71% of the earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Nathan Hayward…

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

Versus making memories in non-league 💙

Arsenal

@Arsenal

1 year

Making memories with our mascot ❤️

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@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

As amazing as last nights attendance was, the biggest joy for me came in celebrating with the same old familiar faces, the ones I’ve shared hours upon hours on coaches with, stood and laughed with in the freezing cold in places I never knew existed. Last night was for them 💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

3 years

You gave us some of the best ever times at @halesowentownfc @Robbie8Bunn . The goals, the FA Trophy run, but more then anything, this… Forever one of us, thank you for everything Rob 😘💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

@fasc1nate There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t think about this:

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

11 months

Now some of the dust is beginning to settle from Tuesday night, just how good was @JackHolmes117 ? Genuinely one of the best individual performances I can remember and in such a huge game. ⭐️man (Photo courtesy of Steve Evans 📸)

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@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

I’m watching this and having to remind myself that this is the 8th tier of English football. There were over 1200 there today. This isn’t normal…

Andy C

@instructormannn

2 years

No words needed! ⚽💙⚽💙⚽💙⚽💙⚽💙⚽💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

And the party continues

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@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

Those revelling in our result last night really don’t understand what is happening at this football club. Either that or they don’t want to believe it. Record attendances, an academy producing players and winning trophies, the best owners in non-league, four sides to our ground…

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

Go on then… 🤩

Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

It’s Hinckley away tomorrow for The Yeltz and we expect Robbie Bunn to play… Hinckley Leicester Road + Robbie Bunn = 🤔

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

10 months

Honestly, signing KD as a fullback and him continuing to do crazy shit like this is like buying a car and finding a hundred grand and Megan Fox in the boot. What a bloke 💙

Kieren Donnelly

@Kieren_Donnelly

10 months

💙💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

The Yeltz feature in the latest video by @ellis_platten . This is a wonderful moment about our amazing club and non-league in this country as a whole. Love it 💙

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@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

Hello baby 😍

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@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

@weirddalle

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@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

And we did 💙

Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

The day is finally here. No battle cries, or quotes of inspiration to be found here, other than this: Please do it for him Yeltz 💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

11 months

There is no bigger unsung hero at our club than @MatthewPonter . Week after week, the work, the creativity and the professionalism that goes into making these, it’s unbelievable. It’s no coincidence that our fan base keeps increasing when we have things like this. Up the Ponter 💙

Yeltz TV 📹

@YeltzTV

11 months

MATCH HIGHLIGHTS | Stourbridge 3-4 Halesowen 🎙️Commentary from @MatthewPonter @halesowentownfc @StourbridgeFC #No9Derby #UpTheYeltz

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

All that’s left to say tonight is congratulations to @ChasetownFC1954 and good luck on Saturday. A pleasure to finally meet @Jack_langston_6 and @joeybutlin afterwards, the 2 stand out players in the league this season and top top blokes.

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

Up the Bradley Birch! Always 100% on the pitch, always in the bar after, always amongst it. Love the bloke 💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

Loved the formation, and loved the performance. Mini and Nat looking like themselves and Halesowen as a team back to our recognisable best. Jac finally stepping onto the pitch, the biggest highlight though. Oh, and we’re top of the league. Up the Yeltz 💙

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

It’s the Number 9 Derby today. Stourbridge will be wearing their new 22/23 shirt which has already been a huge seller amongst their fan base

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

6 wins from 6 ✅ Top of the league ✅ Not leaving a dressing room looking like you’ve washed a herd of farm animals ✅ Morning Yeltz Fans 🚂

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

Everyone right now…

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@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

Up the Yeltz 💪

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Unreliable Yeltz

@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

3 years ago today, the greatest away day of all time. You can’t emphasise enough just what that trophy run meant for this club, and what days like Halifax were the catalyst for 💙

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@Unreliableyeltz

11 months

We couldn’t even take a bottle with a lid into the stand at Telford yet this bloke has snuck a trampoline into Millwall

Football Away Days

@AwayDays_

11 months

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@Unreliableyeltz

7 months

There is no bigger game in non-league this weekend. Let’s show the country how amazing this fixture is and what football means to this part of the world on both sides. And please do it Yeltz 💙 (Video courtesy of @YeltzTV 🎥)

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@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

Ridiculous. Huge kudos to every single volunteer who has worked tirelessly this week. You’re amazing. Tomorrow is yours 💙

Halesowen Town FC

@halesowentownfc

1 year

SOLD OUT: Tomorrow's Play off Final at the Grove is Sold Out. We look forward to seeing you all tomorrow #UpTheYeltz #FootballAtB63

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@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

One week to go. Time to get the band back together. The wait is almost over. Up the Yeltz 💙

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@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

After 5 games, Sim has more goals than 9 of the teams in our league, and the same amount as a further 3. Sim is on fire 🔥

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@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

No matter what happens in the Summer @jhawker341 @rich_gregoryx @DanielPlatt_1 @simcapz1 @Robbie8Bunn @Kylefinn99 @JackHolmes117 @rob_evans17 you made us fall back in love with football again and back in love with this football club 💙

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@Unreliableyeltz

11 months

This football club, there is simply nothing like it…

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@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

Congratulations to The Yellows. The best day with the best people. And deserved winners. This club is something else 💙

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@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

Quite simply the most important signing of our recent era. A man who got the fans straight away, and helped to unite the club, as well as being an unbelievable player. A Yeltz legend and our Captain Fantastico. Thank you for everything @rob_evans17 Always one of our own 💙

Halesowen Town FC

@halesowentownfc

1 year

Player departure #UpTheYeltz

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@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

Our thoughts are with our talisman @rich_gregoryx today as well as the rest of Tom’s friends and family. We’re with you every step along the way Gregs. Rest in peace Tom

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1 year

The day is finally here. No battle cries, or quotes of inspiration to be found here, other than this: Please do it for him Yeltz 💙

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@Unreliableyeltz

3 years

This photo sums up what is going on at this football club at the moment. All 10 outfield players involved in celebrations. United, our strength is stronger. The train is gathering momentum 🚂 #uptheyeltz

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@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

5 goals ✅ Rich Smith on the scoresheet ✅ The return of Mini Mac ✅ One step closer to Wembley ✅ And this man taking absolute liberties:

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@Unreliableyeltz

10 months

Club and Country 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

With all the new incomings, who is the first player from last season that you’d like to see signed up for the new campaign? For me, it’s our Captain Fantastico. The most important signing of our recent era who has already cemented himself as a Yeltz Legend. Get it done ✍️

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1 year

If ever there was a time to be thankful to @Macca__73 and @KBrookes293 , it’s tonight. Thoughts are with everyone at Hednesford Town, and let’s hope that they’re able to come back from this. Awful news 💙

Hednesford Town FC

@Hednesford_Town

1 year

Update on Ownership Transfer:

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@Unreliableyeltz

1 year

A shambles of a 1st 45, only eclipsed by the worst refereeing performance you will see at any level of football. The second half we were much more recognisable, and again in our time of need, up steps @rich_gregoryx . We got ourselves out of jail today, and we’re still on course🚂

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@Unreliableyeltz

2 years

@weirddalle

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2 years

Yeltz take the lead 💙 @rich_gregoryx

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@Unreliableyeltz

3 years

The scenes on the pitch at the full time whistle told you everything. Every single Ilkeston player on their knees or back, each of our ten lions on their feet. A 2-2 win if ever there was such a thing and our train rolls on #youyeltz

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@Unreliableyeltz

11 months

The clubs have done their part, now it’s up to us to make this the spectacle it deserves to be. Let’s show the country how big this game is without any of the dickheads on either side latching on and attempting to ruin it. Go on you Yeltz boys 💙

Stourbridge FC

@StourbridgeFC

11 months

🔴 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐍𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝟗 𝐃𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐲 𝐃𝐚𝐲! ⚪️ 🆚 @halesowentownfc 🏡 The War Memorial Athletic Ground 📍 DY8 4HN ⏰ 19:45 🎟️ sold out The one we’ve all been waiting for 🚌 #ElBusico

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2 years

Get yourselves down to @halesowentownfc today Charity fans game Team Blue v Team Yellow 1pm kick off Bucket collection on entry All money raised going to @TheStrokeAssoc and @CR_UK @powndland knows who’s coming out on top Up the Blue Boys 💙