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@Undone_rice

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Black lives matter until it is Africans, then the whole world develop hearing difficulties
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Graduate of accounting but you can't tell when your partner is losing interest
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Of all kitchen utensils, why did Judas choose to be tray
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See better quality of pictures with a subtle watermark. Pooja for line the watermark for awoniyi muscle like say na Tattoo
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Super eagles during training today
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Morgan freeman Diddy on on 21 Savage's Burna boy's Album Album
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Everytime😄😄
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"Our topic today is shorthand drills"
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Social studies teachers when they use "merits and demerits" instead of "advantages and disadvantages"
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Nigerians joke with everything😂😂
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Dear upcoming artists, Fix up!!!!!
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@masikakalysha Only a man with the lowest of self-esteem, zero self respect and no self worth will wait around for a woman for 10 years. That man needs all the help he can get!! Doesn't he have family or even friends advising him fgs??
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Nigerian programmers dey see things, What kind of delusion is this?😭😭
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Some people mama dey house dey wait for pikin wey no go come back😭😭😭
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Phyno thinks he's sleek
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Neymar Jr
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P🗼R I S
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Burna boy doesn't owe us advocacy neither does any celebrity. The only problem is that Burna boy called us weak fools and said we are afraid of fighting for our rights, We have started protests now, where is Burna?? In London smoking igbo, ikorodu lucky dube!!
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Olamide and Fireboy on Shibebe #Unruly #unrulyszn
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This one😭😭😭
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- bandito 💜
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whatsapp memes are probably the most unintentionally funny thing in the world 😭
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@aproko_doctor Step 1: Enroll in medical school & graduate Step 2: ask for her name Step 3: Tell her you want to discuss something with her & ask for her WhatsApp number
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I just saw this masterpiece about the black man on facebook, please RT
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Bomboclaat
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Twitter NG, why this??😄😄
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This Davido's holy ground ft Nicki minaj y'all laughed at will grow on everybody and be as big as risky. Probably going to be the biggest song off this ABT album
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Samson when he woke up and saw Delilah cut his hair off
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Today, a tailor was on his way to buy his sewing material...A thread
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Beyonce when Beyonce when using Africa as Africa needs her Aesthetics to lend her voice
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Teacher: What did iron man's death signify in Avengers endgame?? Emeka: Sacrifice for the good of others Teacher: Why did you write more spare parts for Igbo men??
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How do y'all even come up with this?😂😂
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Toolz was suspended because she kept spamming Twitter with "Lol" so jack assumed she was a Lobot
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Rema is on a streak today
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Do people who climb the World's highest mountain everest?
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@daddy_chisom Every guy watching this
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Pooja abeg no block me, I enjoy your videos🥺
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@Mohnice_ @davido Stop trying to jump on every trending topic. You never have anything meaningful to contribute
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I just saw this masterpiece about the black man on facebook, please RT
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"DJ switch granted asylum in Canada" is the most beautiful thing I've seen today. Can someone confirm this??
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@hitoyukii I don't find him funny most of the time but i can't say he is not funny since humour is subjective and he obviously has his target audience who enjoy his jokes
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Women are killed everyday by their partners in SA and hashtags crying for their justice do not make waves but at the mention of Nigerians, SA men get turgid penises and begin to trend #Nigeriansmustfall on behalf of an adult woman who was paid money to entertain Nigerian men
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DNA test ain't needed
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Funnily enough, police brutality made james brown popular
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FIFA no wan use joeboy song cos before you select team, song don finish
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Challenge ke?? Nobody does it like Pooja
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POOJA!!!
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There is a Pooja Challenge going on. 🔥❤️
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@Funmi_Kolz Speak for yourself
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Dead men don't stream songs
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Me and @stonebwoyb ! Made Fire last night!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Why do most bank scammers always claim to be calling from access bank?
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He can now sentence people to death by ritual
@DrJoeAbah
Dr Joe Abah, OON
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Congratulations to my brother and friend @KanayoOKanayo on the occasion of his Call to the Bar today. Very proud of you, KOK.
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Present - mask on Future - mask off
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Lmao
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Ashley young under conte #LazioInter
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@__Mbah Only mbah the hairbender can save lagosians from this oppression
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Look at Weghorst's pressing for pastor Fred's goal. Guy is a workhorse
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The 🐐, messi setting up aguero for the equalizer to cancel out cavani's opener
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Present - mask on Future - mask off
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Normal people were having an intelligent argument but ganja 147 decided to be unfortunate🤣🤣
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Dad pays 21k USD tuition fee for son Son in Maths class:
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Big Brother Naija is a social experiment, who you support is a mere reflection of your value system, the type of person you're and the type of things you can do
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Toke makinwa begging AMCON to let her take just one of her clothes
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Wizkid has evolved over the years as an artist, he has an international audience to appeal to now alongside the Nigerian audience. If you want the old wizkid, go and stream his old songs, Smile is a perfect song suited for all ears!!
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What are these captions??😂😂
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How Atletico Madrid lines up against Man United this night #MUNATM
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Now that Cristiano Ronaldo is out of the champions league, Ronaldo fans will tell you he was robbed of the ballon d'or because he donates blood yearly
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Look at weghorst man😭. Time's up weghorst
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That man that splashed muddy water on you with his car will buy a better and more expensive car. If you like, don't dodge the water the next time you're trekking
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An Igbo man praying and he hears "who dey sell for here?"
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@weird_Amaka People wey useless😂
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The fuckinnnng accuracy🤣🤣
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Lil frosh wants to sink his own career even before it kicks off
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@iRuntown It's only in Nigeria a musician singing a song written by another person is a problem, lol. Michael jackson's biggest song was not even written by him
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My mom skipping logic in an argument and hitting me with "I carried you for 9 months"
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Davido's A good time album just surpassed one billion streams but people said it was a flop album. OBO has set the bar so high for himself that whenever he doesn't perform up to expectations, people think he failed. That's the type of success i want
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What sarri sees each time ronaldo touches the ball #Juvemilan
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Batman when he sees other people celebrating Father's day
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Forget Neymar, Bruno Fernandes, CGPA, Xavi and pogba, i'm sure you missed this
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A simple google search can save you a lot of embarrassment
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Jennifer rejected the job offer because she felt a monthly salary of 50k was too small for a graduate like her. She called back today to ask if the job offer was still available but the position had been taken. You see what Diego costa
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Nigerians are crazy man!!!🤣🤣
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"Are you a robot?"
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A_SON_OF_NOBODY
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BOmboclaat
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This meme🤣🤣
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@mynameisuju Where do you guys even emerge from?? Una no dey tire???????????
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Beverages don't make me high, they make milo
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Arsenal have started winning matches since cuppy left them
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@masongreenwood "You see that right there, that's your balon d'or waiting for you"
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I don't tweet to earn your respect, carry that respect go give your papa for house.
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Good morning Jim Beglin, Nigerians are crazy😅😅
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A thread of the funniest movie captions you might ever see🤣🤣
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Nigerians 🤝 pretending to be surprised when they are caught by the seller with torn money
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By now, Final year students must have understood why it's called possible year of graduation
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This meme🤣🤣
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*Inside a bus* Random person sneezes: 8-2 siaaaaaaa Barca fan:
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The word peanut summarizes the functions of the penis
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PDP members do not own laptops because they don't need APC
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@uwemet0k @masikakalysha Big one!! how can you be keeping tabs on someone you're not dating for 10 solid years?? She said she curved him 97% percent of those 10 good years so there's a possibility he always knew when she got into a new relationship and when it ended so he would try his luck, Tufiakwa!!
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My new neighbor and i have become good friends, We decided to share our water supply. We got a long well
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