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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

8 days

Helicopter Hog Hunt video is live on the Uncle Lazer Youtube channel. Go check it out. #hunting

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

The queen came at me with that tough motherly love and it did not fall on deaf ears. I will take your advice @officialroseannebarr and run with it. Thanks again for the wise words.

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Uncle Lazer

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4 months

Helicopter Hog Hunting with Hotties.

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Uncle Lazer

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2 years

Oops 🤷🏻‍♂️

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2 years

"On a scale to Brendan Schaub to 10, what'd you rate it?"

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Uncle Lazer

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11 months

What a night that was. Shoutout to the man the myth the legend and the got damn UFC bantamweight champion of the world @SugaSeanMMA for being a real one. We out here ol son and we coming back for a vengeance.

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Uncle Lazer

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1 month

Atomic Wedges All Around. #wedgwedges fun es

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Uncle Lazer

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11 months

Feels good to be back. #killtony

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Uncle Lazer

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9 months

Domestic Dispute with a Toxic Ex. What a treat #Toxic #truelove #DomesticViolence

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

1 year

I appreciate none of my homies telling me i looked like a hefty middle school lunch lady back in this period of life. My god. I didn’t miss a damn meal back then.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

When one door closes, one more opens. -Alexander Graham Bell-

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

7 months

#killtony #comedy #LoveIsBlind #trans

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

7 months

I mean sign’em if you got them. @claridanielle needed them signed and I had to oblige. To see what happens next, click the 🌶️ link in the bio. And check out the upcoming comedy show tour dates.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

9 months

New Boot Goofing #western #newboots #mulletdaddy

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

3 months

New Promo Tour Video for Kam Patterson upcoming tour dates. Get tickets on his website while you still can.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

5 months

Astros game today with the PrizePicks money on the line. Let’s get it.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

Went to premature ejaculation help class and no one was there... I guess I came too early

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

5 months

New whip same ol me. Single mother slayer skatin thru in the ol blazer.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

14 days

No Titty left behind. #autograph

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Uncle Lazer

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1 year

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

1 year

Hot girl summer shit.

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Uncle Lazer

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1 month

That’s not regular weed. #dabs

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

Yo shoutout to the big homie @ostenart for this bad ass portrait. Momma there goes that man. They’re calling it “The People’s Champ”. My guy did a bang up job on this masterpiece in the heart of downtown San Marcos TX.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

1 year

Nashville we coming in hot. Hide your moms.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

11 months

Basketball is a humbling game. #basketball #ymca #pickupgame #sports

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

Hahah I couldn’t of typed this up better my self. Haha the internet is still undefeated.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

Phoenix came out and showed love. Sold out my show and I’m super grateful for it. I’ll be back soon. Was a fucking hell of a time.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

5 months

That Orange is the new black #cryptocrash

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

10 months

It’s called cat burgling but it’s very lucrative. #cats #randsom #stealing

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

11 months

If you’re not whipping your child’s ass when they are acting like a wild animal in public, you have failed as a parent. I knew better than to try some goofy shit like that. My momma would have tore my ass up and then would have made me ride home in the trunk.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

8 months

Can’t say enough about ol @JasonEllisShow one of the coolest and wildest guys in the game right now.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

11 months

New podcast drops tonight at 7pm with @maeggatron_ and @Guapedupkam Tune in here.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

Well let’s go teach this damn city girl how to ride a horse

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

1 year

Pop Truck and Swang. Houston we are bring the heat this thurday. Few tickets left. Link in bio. H-Town hold it down.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

7 months

Cigs inside. Hell how about cigs in bed. This why older women make such good lovers. What a treat she is.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

Mike Packer does it again

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

1 year

Needless to say we won homecoming king and queen.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

4 months

Throwing bad dick at good people. #toxicworkplace

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

4 months

I mean can we take a fucking gander here. #mullet

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

3 months

New Ringworm STD #std

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

10 months

Sweater Weather Timeshare Together. Chicago we’re coming for ya Nov 8th and Nov 9th @ZaniesChicago and @zaniesrosemont ticket link in bio. Come out and let’s cause a little havoc together in our sweaters. What do you say.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

5 months

@PaulyShore is just a different kinda animal. A national treasure if you will.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

Dallas we coming for that ass

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

Tonight is gonna be an absolute Fuckin banger.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

11 months

#NewProfilePic

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

That boy never misses leg day. Got damn. Someone’s moms drywall never stood a damn chance.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

10 months

Best got damn fur trader in all the land.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

9 months

2024!!! The year of the single mother. #singlemom

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

7 months

Upcoming shows.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

OKC we coming for that ass link in for tickets

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

Head shots just came back in and oooooo buddy your mom’s lady parts are in an absolute trouble bud. Also if you didn’t think I wasn’t gonna wear my charazard belt in a professional photo shoot, than you’re sadly mistaken. Summer just got that much hotter. 📸

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

1 year

Shoutout to my boy @ostenart for coming thru and making the podcast studio an absolute vibe. Hide your mom boys. Summer is right around the corner. You’ve been warned.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

4 months

No Political Talk at Parties #Donald_Trump_Coin #joebiden #donaldtrump #democrate #Republican

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

6 months

North Carolina, I’m coming in hot. #NorthCarolina #charlotte #greensboro

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

5 months

New World Order Comedy Tour #IranAttackIsrael

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

9 months

Louisville, KY this weekend 12/29 & 12/30 at the Louisville Laugh. Lets Rage

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

4 months

#CorpusChrist

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

1 month

I love them damn cheese curds ol son.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

9 months

#standupcomedy #funnyclip #comedyshow #comedy

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

1 year

Still the best photo I’ve ever taken

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

Shoutout to my twin brother and my baby sister for coming down to my neck of the woods with me today and slaying them damn birds for episode 2. If it flies it dies. Also big shoutout to @tehrbar for the hands on camera work. Dude laid in a coffin for 8 hours to get the shots.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

Tune in tonight. Shit gets wild. 8pm

KILL TONY #592 - JOE ROGAN + JESSIE JOHNSON

Joe Rogan, Jessie Johnson, Paul Deemer, D Madness, Michael A. Gonzales, Hans Kim, David Lucas, William Montgomery, John Deas, Jules Durel, Joe White, Kristie...

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

11 months

Comedy Shows In Florida this weekend. #tampa #TampaBay #gainsville #florida #comedian #comedy #standupcomedy

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

I grew up playing baseball and this ol boy right here was one of my favorite players growing up. Didn’t know he wore skinny jeans that Fuckin well but the man is an absolute killer on the field and a standup dude off. Good seeing you night baby boy @therealbor_20

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

9 months

Ticket link for all shows in the Bio. Let’s get weird. #standupcomedy #comedy #comedian #comedyshow

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

10 months

Detroit Rock City

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

1 year

We just dropped our first episode to our new TV show called The People You Know. Like and subscribe to our YouTube page and watch the whole season. YT: The People You Know TV.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

1 year

Florida get ready

High Dive

@HighDiveGville

1 year

JUST ANNOUNCED! Stand-Up Comedian Uncle Lazer @LaZerRantZ is coming to High Dive Thursday 10/12 with special guests! You've seen him on @KILLTONY - The #1 LIVE podcast in the world! Tickets, VIP seating options, and Meet & Greet add-ons are on sale NOW at

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

10 months

Detroit, MI things are about to get wild November 16th

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

1 year

Dallas and OKC we’re coming for that ass April 6th & 7th. Link in bio for tickets. We’re getting ignorant on grandpa’s ol cough medicine. #standupcomedy #dallas #okc

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

Let’s fucking go boys

clay

@07_clay

2 years

My guy @LaZerRantZ officially joined #Jagnation last night 😂🫡

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Uncle Lazer

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

1 year

Bunch of killers on the show tomorrow. Just couple of guys being guys. Come thru if you’re in the Austin area.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

3 months

#teamjacob Northwest Pacific summer just got hotter.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

Houston Saturday night purple drank and candy paint.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

11 months

November 2nd - Huntsville, AL - @StandUpLiveHSV one night only. Grab tickets for your mom and them

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

10 months

Indianapolis - November 18th - You’re welcome!

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

4 months

Black Widow Wisdom #Toxic #relationship #CardiB

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

11 months

Halloween Havoc in full swing. You’re mother is in trouble. College station this Sunday for my first professional wrestling match.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

11 months

Your first time is the best. Nothing like it. #thursdayvibes #FeelTheImpact #virgin

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

6 months

San Diego, CA NEXT WEEKEND

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

28 days

Netflix and Chill. #netflixandchill

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 months

Unlimited Twisted Teas must mean wedding season has arrived. #twistedteas

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

27 days

Fort Worth Texas we’re about to get western with it this weekend. 2 nights 4 shows let’s get it. #fortheboys

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

5 months

Corpus Christi let’s get it #earthquake

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

28 days

@PatMcAfeeShow Hell yea

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

6 months

#comedyshows

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 months

ATL let’s get it. July 18th. Y’all in for a real treat. #atl

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

6 months

#Dallas #Houston #SanAntonio #standupcomedy

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

3 years

Texas Renaissance Festival. We are doing better than you bud.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

27 days

Fort Worth this weekend. Let’s get it.

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

2 years

KILL TONY #589 - RON WHITE

Ron White, Michael Lehrer. Paul Deemer, D Madness, David Lucas, Michael A. Gonzales, Hans Kim, William Montgomery, Jules Durel, Joe White, Kristie Nova, Yoni...

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Uncle Lazer

@UncleLazerComic

11 months

Low ticket alert for the St. Augustine show tonight. Get them while you still can. #touring #standupcomedy