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@UmeNzeakonobi

2 years

Morocco 🇲🇦 no get shame shaa.. Ajibade is the tweet💪🏿 #Falcons 🇳🇬

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@UmeNzeakonobi

1 year

‘This is true sha. Also people don’t know that ewedu is originally Igbo. The real name is ewem-ndu’ - which translates as ‘I have life.’ Because Igbos are too liberal, yorugbas who have nothing are putting things online to change historical facts.

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Egusi is a Yoruba word, which describes the state of the delicacy known as Egusi, the proper meaning is "egun kosi" which translates as there are no thorns in the mixture. Because Yorubas are too liberal, ibos who have nothing are putting things online to change historical facts

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❤️ for Vikings 🔁 for GOT.

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😂No disrespect intended, but Messi might just be the real Brother Bernard 😂😂. Ribery is wicked😭😭

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@UmeNzeakonobi

10 months

😂Ban Igbo men from watching luv matches!!! 😂Why you go dey flirt with the lineswoman*?

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If you love football watch young Omari Hutchinson.🍿🥰 Glad Chelsea has this young baller🥰💯⚽️🏅

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@yabaleftonline 😂You wonder why she’s still keeping a straight face.. that’s cos she’s been prone to her dad’s wahala 😂😭e no dey finish, so you ghats master am.

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Two great punters, who do you think is better and more consistent? 👍 Like for Mayor of Ekiti. 🔁 Retweet for Mr Bayo.

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@UmeNzeakonobi

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@sunrollroyce @ESPNFC They’re all correct though

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🚨EXCL: Moises Caicedo spotted with some Chelsea fans in the streets of London. 🔵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #CFC

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Sell or Arrest?

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@UmeNzeakonobi

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I’m not just a football fan.⚽️ I’m a better footballer than YOU.🌚 I can do 697 ball juggling.🖤 I’ve only played 22 times in a full field.🎶 I haven’t played football since I started working.🎱 My kids will be Professional Footballers(If I’ll get married🌚)

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This video of Zerry, Shallipopi’s brother shaking 🤝 someone he knows from the crowd will melt your heart. I love these boys💙

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@UmeNzeakonobi

2 years

@OGBdeyforyou Same way you told your family you’re comedian, buh nah betting platforms u dey promote now.

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@UmeNzeakonobi

11 months

Ekeh - Football bants Orie - Tribal war Afor - Religious war Nkwo - War against Catholics Odeshi. Through Mary Our Mother!!

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@chimdinmaaaa

11 months

Catholicism isn't Christainity.

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1 year

So it’s Kepa left from this golden video🥺💙🏆. #CFC

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1 year

Arsenal fans go think say na Christmas party.

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@mahrex_owl @burnaboy 😂 peace was never an option

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In North Korea🇰🇵, Elections are held after every 4-5 years, but Kim Jong Un is the only person on the ballot box. - Idan Gan Gan🇰🇵🦧

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1 year

Let this be the last time any of you disrespects Thiago Silva on this app. 🐐🇧🇷🍷 There’s no better name.

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@UmeNzeakonobi

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ChukwuNonso (Noni) Madueke Chibueze (Carney) Chukwuemeka Chimuanya (Lesley) Ugochukwu Moises (Kanyichedochukwu) Caicedo⏳?? And y’all don’t think our owner’s name ain’t ‘Tobechukwu (Todd) Boehly’?? #CFC 😂💙

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@FabrizioRomano

1 year

Chelsea have contacted Rennes for the talented 2004 born midfielder Lesley Ugochukwu. Talks already took place, as L’Équipe reported. 🔵🇫🇷 #CFC Loan to Strasbourg could be an option but discussions still at early stages.

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2 years

These two ladies are Gorgeous 🥰 Guys, how do you like your woman? A or B.

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@Itzcharlie69 I’ve been thinking about you from AM to PM, so I decided to DM.🙈

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This’ for my guys😌; Do you really like this look (hairstyle), Or is it just the way ‘online girls like dark guys’??😂

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@Oladapomikky1 @Tegadeyforyou Clean, Buh you keep long rolls🤲🏾

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@Grachidex Let’s feast guys

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1 year

@CarefreeEdition 😂One thing is certain.. Every player no matter how bad he’s been has his best clips. If you see Conor Gallagher’s YouTube best this season, you’ll ask why he’s not been given another 10 years contract. Buh these are players we watch week in week out, let them go cook elsewhere.

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@UmeNzeakonobi

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If only Omah Lay had PR like Wizkid, Davido, Burna, Rema and Asake. But, nevertheless, however, notwithstanding, in any case. His Boy Alone album and Deluxe is still the best. AfroDepression💜>>>>>>>>

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@UmeNzeakonobi

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Nah, this boy is heartless🥶 Diego Moreira will cook🔥

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@ChelseaFC

1 year

Diego Moreira settling into Cobham, a thread. 🔵

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Bolanle Ninalowo or The Rock ?

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Chelsea fans, which of the James?? James Maddison Or James Wardprowse

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@Toyin4eva @bod_republic Sorry Engr🥺.. Do a thread about.. Do a thread on Aerodynamics and Fluid Mechanics. ...😒

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@UmeNzeakonobi

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Guys, incase y’all see Omah Lay’s ‘Reason’ in the 1️⃣spot, Na me do am. This song is dealing with me🎧🔥💜

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@D_Tribal_Chief 😂some things should be left unsaid.

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@funcysociopath 😂😭Ajeh.. I second this your denouncing. But what other soup do I use.. they’re all the same 😭😭

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@aystickz @Ayomide0078 @UmeNzeakonobi

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ColD Palmer: The Story Man City’s Boy… Chelsea’s Man🥶

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😂You know why I love this.. unlike our Muslim brethren☪️, or the minor protestants✝️; You’d barely see a Catholic defend this. If you so much need the explanation, please attend the Evening Instruction at any Parish near you by 4:30pm. You’ll both get your answer and baptism☦️.

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@JustKelechi

1 year

Alot of catholic members worship idol because Bible said “You shall not make for yourself an image in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below” It went on to say don’t “bow down to them” but they no dey hear

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How P-SQUARE has publicly stood for the Obidient movement… is a thing of joy and love..❤️🥳 I pray affliction won’t rise again.. Amen. Vote Peter Obi.. that’s the ‘wisely’.

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Remember his name. CESARE CASADEI💫⚽️💫 Please do not loan him out🤩

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@Tunnykvng @sky_deee 💙💙

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@Ziyechman 🥰

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🇳🇬 ❤️Our boy said Fufu made him faster. E be like say Fufu should be added the Chelsea players’ diet, 😂💔 Double the portion for Enzo🤲🏽

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@UmeNzeakonobi

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•Soso dun block me. •Chelsea wan dey fight relegation battle. •I never touch new 1,000 naira note. •People still dey reason make dem vote Agbado🌽. •Na old 500 naira note be my last card. Who wan take away these pains like this.😭💔

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@Tunnykvng @fficial_jaywyre 💙💙💙

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@Lemdasi_ @BNXN You will go far in life.

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@OneJoblessBoy 😂I know say Dan Dizzy no go escape am. Whether e win the argument or not.. e must collect for sitting in that same room.

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One day you guys will acknowledge the work Gallagher does for this team. I won’t say much.

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@UmeNzeakonobi

1 year

Poch, I swear with your life, this’ not that hard. Sanchez Disasi Silva Colwil Chiwell Enzo Caicedo Noni Palmer Mudryk Broja Subs; Maatsen, Conor, Sterling, Lesley

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@UmeNzeakonobi

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No this is enough.. These guys have been doing this consistently for years. ACKNOWLEDGE THEM!!!! There’s no other person or group better.

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POV: POSSESION OF ARMS

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Safe to say Rodri is the best Defensive Midfielder on earth.🧱

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Reece James faking injuries so he can ball out with Lauren James in the Women’s League🌚.

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@Oladapomikky1 @petiteback_ Icl, Regha gets it sometimes. But, people already see that as his signature move and don’t take it to heart.

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@UmeNzeakonobi

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Chelsea Vs Liverpool (4:30pm) • Winner gets Caicedo and Lavia #CHELIV

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@UmeNzeakonobi

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If you’re still awake by this time 2:00am; You love this club💙💙, and I love you too💙🥰. #KTBFFH 💪🏾

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@UmeNzeakonobi

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@Crownboi_ @mister_ade5 😂 the guyy is blown already...so it's vibes and In'sha Allah now

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@damhi_me @sammie_boi51 A Finn❌ Finnish❌ A Finished Man.✅🤝

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What, Netnaija is down?? It’s better the national grid is down than this oo.😭💔😂. Buh why nau??

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@Olaitan99395544 @Grachidex Fb

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@NetNaija_ Movie title: Jagun Jagun The girl later die though.

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@ESPNUK Crystal palace should be in city's position.

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Barca fans are you missing someone??🦁❤️. Memphis Depay is cooking 🧑‍🍳

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@Ziyechman 💙💙

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@ChaaliiyKay I no be Barca fan, if you get mind follow me.

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Not minding tonight’s results. I just want to remind you all that this youngster 💫 right here is just 19, and he’s the real golden boy🏅🇩🇪. His name is Jamal Musiala 🇳🇬 🇩🇪

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Omds.. suddenly Ferguson, Mitoma and Enciso have disappeared. Child of god rebuke injury.

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If you don’t know get to know. Jhón Duran best u21 centre forward in the premier league.

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• First it was Bissouma - Tottenham fell victim. • Cucurella - Chelsea fell victim • Maupay - Everton fell victim • Caicedo/Mac Allister - Liverpool won’t escape it. Next summer; Project Mitoma, Enciso and Ferguson. It’s Man.U, Arsenal and City’s turn next.🤝

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So with the potential signing of Caicedo and unnecessary signing of Lavia. Where does that leave out - Conor Gallagher, - Andrey Santos & - Lesley Ugochukwu? In as much as I’m happy with how these signings has been in our favour, I hope Poch gets it right with his decisions💙

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😂This is content!! This guy is just too good at this💯

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😂Una dun start again.. Who open tiktok for my Papa. This will be amongst the funniest vids you’ll see today.😂😭

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@UmeNzeakonobi

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This control from Kudus🥰.. 🇬🇭x🇳🇱 Donny van de Beek🇳🇱, Hakim Ziyech🇲🇦, Lisandro Martinez🇦🇷, Matthijs de Ligt🇳🇱, Frenkie de Jong🇳🇱, Antony Matheus dos Santos🇧🇷. Ajax is about to milk from Mohammed Kudus this summer ⚽️💫✨

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So Mudryk just has 12 goals in his whole career. Bruh how did this guy cost this much!!🤣😂. It really should be; Mudryk (£25m) + ‘He will improve’ (£40m) + ‘He goes to gym’ (£30m) + ‘He has a viral tiktok video’ (£5m) = Mykhailo Mudryk (£100m) Here we go!😂

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@UmeNzeakonobi

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Enzo Fernandez is a good footballer but overrated and overpriced. Cole Palmer is not yet ripe for Snr Team #10 Both Caicedo and Enzo can’t do half of the things this guy does on the pitch. He’s not hyped cos he didn’t cost over 105m.