UmamiSoFat Profile Banner
UmamiSoFat Profile
UmamiSoFat

@UmamiSoFat

370
Followers
124
Following
384
Media
2,519
Statuses

The terror that flaps in the night! The hero that fights crime with a mix of genuine altruism and gigantic narcissism.

USA
Joined June 2024
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Pinned Tweet
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
"Believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see." - Benjamin Franklin
@Rothmus
Rothmus 🏴
2 months
Yes.
Tweet media one
516
6K
26K
0
0
6
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
24 days
@iFightForKids @GovWesMoore protects pedos, doesn't care about your kids. This is the face of evil.
Tweet media one
106
476
3K
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
17 days
@Panzerpartiet Rage in defense of the machine 🤣
18
15
2K
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@SocialNomadRach And the tolerant left instant resort to violence against opposing views
26
5
552
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
14 days
@stillgray @B2RKN That looks crumpled not splintered
4
0
520
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
22 days
@MelonieMac Hi everybody
Tweet media one
5
21
446
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@LibertyCappy Her cats at home were so happy forbher
3
1
374
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
3 months
@coldxbt @stillgray @elonmusk But it's a felony to leave skid marks on a sidewalk?
7
10
304
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@fightwithmemes I can never understand how removing trees (nature's carbon scrubber) to make way for wind farms is going to reduce carbon in the atmosphere 🤔
6
14
253
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
28 days
@TroyRubert @greg16676935420 @KettlebellDan Cats prob taste good. But I am still opposed to pets being eaten. My neighbor has a pet pig and I love bacon. Still wouldn't eat THEIR pig.
9
0
222
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@GandhiAOC @FightMate I hope she learned a lesson but I doubt it
0
0
218
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@Trad_West_Art He will plant flowers your kind is known to be allergic to!
Tweet media one
0
6
163
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@TheRabbitHole84 @elonmusk Asking Irish descendents to pay reparations is a laugh indeed
11
1
160
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@ItIsHoeMath "you're hateful" is always shouted in a hateful tone lol projection
1
0
118
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@fightwithmemes Hey they were okay with thousands losing their jobs over the jab
2
3
96
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
24 days
@hop99146874 @Rothmus Same, I got kicked out of class for doing tomorrows homework early cause the teacher had it on the board from the last class. And failed a math test for not showing all the steps despite getting every answer correct. Failed geometry because I couldn't spell correctly etc... But I
7
2
95
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
20 days
@TheFlatEartherr I will be forced to unfollow you if you keep posting this nonsense
7
1
88
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@FiveTimesAugust A fashion or passion statement 🤔
Tweet media one
6
3
80
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
1 month
@DrexInFX @FightHaven Don't laugh, whales beach themselves and literally suffocate all the time. #FreeWilly
2
0
78
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
30 days
@9mm_smg Meanwhile in the rest of the states 😂
6
3
79
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
3 months
0
1
73
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
24 days
@lporiginalg Why didn't she make them herself? 🤔
3
0
69
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
21 days
@TheFlatEartherr So those tires go from -450°F in space and then are "shielded" from 3000° reentry by those thin flaps and still function as intended 🤔
5
2
71
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@DarnelSugarfoo Straight up elf ears
1
0
65
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
17 days
@IsabellaScar2 Hi everybody
Tweet media one
0
0
66
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@NeverteIImeodd That dudes reaction says that was not the first time
0
0
66
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
14 days
@stillgray That is the worst thing I have seen all week. And I have seen a lot on this app.
1
3
64
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@lporiginalg That was one expensive dog
4
0
61
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
28 days
@NeverteIImeodd I hope he bought 1 after that prime demonstration 10/10 on stabbiness
0
0
59
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
26 days
@HazelAppleyard_ @TheCleanCarClub They should be arrested for animal cruelty 100%
1
1
57
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@IrickPickled @slaings @Doe326 @Sargon_of_Akkad Ahh I almost thought he was brandishing a sword or knife in broad daylight or made rude comments online
1
0
55
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@lporiginalg Another reason I am no longer an organ donor
1
0
46
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@slaings @Doe326 @Sargon_of_Akkad He might have had a cigarette lighter in his pocket lol
2
0
44
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@sergioa94679493 Before abortions were all the rage, big companies would convince young naive women to abandon their child to make a better life for both. I mean John Wick turned out alright.
0
0
45
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@Thekeksociety If fluoride was so good for your teeth than what is everybody still getting cavities 🤔
1
3
43
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@fopminui @InternetH0F If your cup is full of sour lemon juice just add a bit of sugar and make some lemonade
4
1
42
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
1 month
@LibertyCappy Hi everybody!
Tweet media one
0
6
44
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
27 days
@tulpapilled Devs said that it will NEVER go on sale. Based chads.
2
0
42
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@Cobeekat @libsoftiktok @SethDillon She has unburdened herself from thoughts that have been
2
0
38
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@LibertyCappy The raccoon steals an item after every battle (usually trash) Skunk has poison on contact Possim plays dead and can run from any battle
3
0
38
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
3 months
@meaglon3 @MrDo___ @sergioa94679493 @mons1642122 Na just two dues arguing over who has the bigger eggplant
1
0
36
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@lonewolf_eth @ItIsHoeMath miserable people want everyone to be miserable as well
0
0
33
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
3 months
@Motabhai012 @stillgray Yet skidmarks on a sidewalk is felony hate speech
0
0
34
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
22 days
@whichwaywestman @AgoristN Biden is equally at fault. Putting the blame one one is ignorance. The president is just a patsy. Applaud when times are good and blame when times are bad. The powers that be laugh at you pointing the finger while they run this once great nation into the ground.
4
1
31
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
3 months
@pepesgrandma @PeterSweden7 It's too coordinated across several similar nations the same events unfold nearly simultaneously coincidence me thinks not
2
0
29
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@GunloverClub1 Let's see a 360 no scope
0
0
30
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@War_Rum It was a helmet malfunction sir
0
0
30
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
17 days
@n_logan_ @Panzerpartiet Until you can understand that the flags in your bio are simply rhetoric from the machine that you blindly obey, my words will fall on def ears.
3
0
29
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@TheRabbitHole84 @elonmusk Everyone if the Irish are let off the hook
Tweet media one
2
2
29
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
1 month
@MmisterNobody @MattWallace888 An likely infected with a biologically engendered virus that transmits to humans 🤔
0
0
28
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
30 days
@Scentofawoman10 @AMAZlNGNATURE The snake loves his tiny home. The snake:
1
0
28
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
3 months
2
2
27
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
3 months
@fightwithmemes Isn't that krampus?
2
0
25
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@unlimited_ls was the cat raw?
11
2
25
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
24 days
@lisalisa911 @iFightForKids @GovWesMoore His schedule prob opened up after Diddy was arrested
1
0
27
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@CorniaKen @iluminatibot Yup no evidence cause it was blown to bits lol
0
0
25
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
3 months
@JoelKatz @MaxRovensky @Wario64 Perhaps evil king Ganon has returned and that's why the worlds gone bananas
0
0
25
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@lporiginalg Blue They/Them Group
0
1
22
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@Jake_ByThe_Lake @InternetH0F I used to laugh at others for not reading the fine print on those loans but here I am now paying for their mistakes. The US debt is over 35 trillion we each owe over 100k now cause these dumbasses who sign these loans without reading are the ones running our country.
9
2
22
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
18 days
@NerdyPatriot @jk_rowling Fight fascism with fascism I guess 😂
3
0
23
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
24 days
@NeverteIImeodd Don't buy your carabiners from a clear plastic tub at the counter 👍
2
0
23
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@GigaBasedDad community farm is communism... free trade between members of said community to fill gaps and provide aid when need is freedom
8
0
22
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
27 days
@ClarkG1969 @TroyRubert @greg16676935420 @KettlebellDan I wouldn't trust their cooking lol. But if push came to shove I would not hesitate if I was starving. God Bless the USA where that is never an issue.
1
0
22
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
3 months
0
0
21
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@TheFlatEartherr You find it in mysterious places
Tweet media one
0
2
20
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
0
0
19
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
23 days
@AchillesHIM @WallStreetSilv @Travis_4_Trump I wonder what will happen to the cases that used 23 and me DNA as evidence in trial 🤔
0
0
19
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
23 days
@PrPatriotUS @DefiantLs Crazy how progressive she was making Dumbledore gay, then she states biological facts and she becomes pedo enemy number one.
2
0
19
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
1 month
@amazingvideo01 @MattWallace888 The first bit was wood chips, second half was grass.... Clearly diff vids edited together.
2
0
19
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@mask_bastard AoE 2 is still going strong Gs dont let big game fool you into buying new crap youll play for less that 20 hrs
2
0
17
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@HumansNoContext someone put lsd in my teachers coffee and he started tripping balls in front of us lol never did find out who done it
0
0
17
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@LibertyCappy Why am I paying for student loans
2
0
17
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@Orwellsghost28 animalistic behavior
0
0
18
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
17 days
@weirddalle "Nicotine plus caffeine equals protein" - John Daly
0
0
18
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
27 days
@BowTiedRanger This photo was taken immediately after the incident.
0
0
17
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
3 months
@AiNoGuardrails @ReadyToGo2022 @BigDogSociety1 @CraigChamberlin @KanekoaTheGreat @dbongino It's been over 3 1/2 years now since something quite similar happened with the rejection of additional protection 🤔
Tweet media one
1
2
17
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@Sargon_of_Akkad And they all got a cookie and a juice box after the song and laid down for nap time
0
1
16
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
3 months
Tweet media one
0
0
16
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
27 days
@nicksortor @HealthRanger They tried and failed with J6 and again with J13, they just keep poking the sleeping bear.
1
1
16
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@SeedOilDsrspctr Look up "evolve rat control" its only ingredient is cotton seed oil and is designed to make rats infertile... I wish I was trolling...
2
0
15
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
28 days
@politiwars @JohnStossel That's the goal. Take the means of food production away from the people. Then make food scarce so the people have to rely on the government to survive.
0
1
15
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@gunsnrosesgirl3 I wonder if there is anything inscribed behind/underneath that hexagram on the backside of the Paris medal 🤔
5
0
13
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
30 days
@Vinod_r108 @AMAZlNGNATURE These snakes are usually defanged for performance purposes. How is this kindness, but whales and elephants used in performances is cruelty? 🤔
3
0
15
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
17 days
@xInSpiteOfYoux @Panzerpartiet Then why is the machine trying to assassinate his character and him literally? 🤔
3
0
15
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@fightwithmemes The concept of dying young was to leave a beautiful corpse... Not a beached whale cleanup crew in the middle of a city 😂
1
0
13
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@Cobeekat @libsoftiktok @SethDillon Her greatest ideas came to her while on her knees, and she wasn't praying lol
2
0
14
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@shiddingi @SocialNomadRach If I promise to not talk about the BLM riots and you do not talk about Jan 6, are you still willing to debate this?
2
0
15
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@PandasAndVidya Fallout 1&2 are the best story by far
0
0
15
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
1 month
@IanMalcolm84 @1776General_ Why no Hispanic representation 🤔
13
0
15
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
27 days
@ellie_hen @hartgoat Yup "talent" is chosen for you. The greatest are usually revered after they have died and some greedy [blank] now owns the rights. Those on TV are seldom organic. When one rises up they are met with major pushback from the MSM.
2
0
14
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
27 days
@ST_Amato1 @ChrisMartzWX The solution again is to eat ze bugs 😅
1
0
14
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
26 days
@redpillb0t Will this cover food borne mRNA 🤔
1
1
14
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@BillboardChris @RobertKennedyJr He can still achieve his goal, everyone who listened eyes were opened a bit more. Another step in the right direction.
0
0
14
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
21 days
@Jwinn35 @MelonieMac Did you ever see an elephant fly? Well, I've seen a horse fly. Ah, I've seen a dragon fly. Hee-hee. I've seen a house fly.
0
1
13
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
23 days
@0xgaut Gotta grab a screwdriver to unplug my monitor
0
0
14
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
1
0
14
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@KanekoaTheGreat CNN refused to give trump rallies air time for over a year, but that day had politer prize winning reporters from every news agency. Like how CNN was at mar-a-lago ahead of time for that raid.
0
1
14
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
27 days
@adetiloye_john @ClownWorld_ Mom: You get inside and back on Roblox right now 😂
0
0
13
@UmamiSoFat
UmamiSoFat
2 months
@Aristos_Revenge No need to panic it's just us replacing the outdated munitions we sent to Ukraine to be disposed of
1
0
13