Oh my god. A Montana woman was robbed & they stole her dog. Guy was caught in West Virginia. Since many airlines ban pit bulls from flying, a relay team of 15 drivers was assembled to take Zeus home - 2,000 miles, 9 states, 4 days. I LOVE PEOPLE SOMETIMES.
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?
Dad: *nudging me* that should’ve been you
Me: Not now Dad
Dad: Not asking for a liberal arts student, are they?
Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening
Dad: Go and see if telling them about Plato’s Cave will help
Army AD Mike Buddie on the 2020 Army-Navy game:
“We’ll play that game in Montana if that’s the only safe way to play it. We will consider every option.”
BREAKING: Montana State will require all fans to provide proof of an 8th grade reading level upon entry to football games this season. Attendance rates are expected to drop significantly.
There has been some concerning stuff going on at campus at night. If you have to be out at dark please walk in pairs and carry spray or other deterrents. Utilize Griz walk and other campus resources as well. And if you’re the loser who is scaring people know that it’s on sight.
Everyone can look at the hashtags and see there was obviously a miscount. But it’s okay,
@UmBarstool
wins pizza contests, we win Cat-Griz football games.
Phil Jackson just credited incorporating Montana Native American culture into practice and team philosophy as reasons the Bulls won championships on The Last Dance.
Did y’all really just say “Texans don’t actually drink” 💀 obviously someone has never been to Texas ESPECIALLY* Texas Tech 😂
@ChimysLubbock
is about to wipe the floor w y’all
#BarstoolBestBar
The year is 2055. Despite the FCS folding after every team but NDSU moved to the FBS 10 years prior, NDSU wins their 35th consecutive “FCS” championship game against the NAIA Dickenson Blue Hawks. The NDSU athletic director is adamant that they will not move up
As the Griz are the two time defending champs I hereby declare the University of Montana Men’s Basketball team the 2020 Big Sky champs and none of you can stop me from doing so.
It's that time of year again -- Southern California travelers are on their way to see family and friends for Thanksgiving. But the glow of traffic on the freeways paints a not so pretty picture for those sitting in vehicles.
NFL's contingency plans for 2020 should include the possibility of taking all teams to the middle of nowhere for four months of coronavirus-free football
Inaugural Barstool UM Missoula Bar Power Rankings
Week 1:
1. Red’s (still the best)
2. Mo Club (cheapest drinks)
3. Meagher Bar (pwr hour)
4. Bodega (free shots & music is fire)
5. Badlander (good for dancing)
6. Iron Horse (clean bar)
7. Stocks (music is trash)
Thoughts?
Ahhh coming from the perennial cellar dweller of the Big Sky. Since the last time the Cats were even remotely relevant the Griz have 9 NCAA tournament appearances
Sorry for calling Bozeman a cesspool of California transplants. Big Sky is awesome & the Bozeman area has some great skiing & fishing opportunities. Looking forward to the Cats & Griz battling it out on top of the Big Sky for years to come. Vote
@redsbarmissoula
#BarstoolBestBar
We like the Montana pride, Red’s. So, if
@UmBarstool
gives us a formal apology for all the mean things they have ever said, and admits that Bozeman is pretty cool and that we currently have a great football program, we will throw our entire support behind you.
Nobody:
Business Majors: Happy weekend😂 So happy I don’t have class tomorrow. Want to get drinks tonight? Oh wait, of course you can’t. Maybe later I guess🤷♂️