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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
Leon's official relationship chart is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever seen
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@UltimateBullshi
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3 months
@Togamiscvmslvt I still laugh my ass off at this splash art, the chicken really sells it
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
@go1dwing @IsabellaScar2 "She say she a lesbian, girl, me too" -drake But legit anyone bringing men into the concept of lesbianism is a fucking lunatic
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
8 months
@chewingmikami I am unironically a gay man and shhhh don't tell anyone but I think fujoshis are funny as fuck
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Micah
2 months
@kittyoom Mondo said it best: he's a fucking moron To be honest though I don't hate him at all and I'd even say he's kinda cool despite being a tad, uh, shall we say, unexplored?
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@UltimateBullshi
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2 months
@dikosmoukyrios The kicker is that Kuwata isn't even ugly and baseball is an INCREDIBLY popular sport, he's literally got the opportunity to have immense rizz with minimal effort Unlike Hifumi, who is basically fucked even if he weren't a pervert
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
10 months
@MLGboy IS THAT JUNKO ENOSHIMA?? *grabs onto her and starts humping her leg* MMOMMY??? AORRY MOMMY SORRY MOMMY CAN I HAVE A JUICE BOX PLEASE SIT ON ME SORRY MOMMY
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
@anon_maly All I read was "Izuru Kamakura" and "Backshot"🤤🤤🤤
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@mydearnari_ @GoodReddit I've done it before, if the pill has become nasty (dropped on carpet, etc)
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
@TWINKGRL God, why couldn't it have been hifumi💔
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
8 months
This actually happens in persona 6 btw my uncle works for nagito he told me
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
@Je5_2 I absolutely love the trope of "rizzless boyfailure who thinks he's hot shit"
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
10 months
This came on the tv while I was jerking off and I had to stop to laugh at it
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
11 months
@nekupilled Here try now
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@UltimateBullshi
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2 months
@ganyuomg According to kiyotaka: had red hair
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
3 months
@PersonaOfTheDay Making it her golden birthday
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
1 month
I try to act all masculine, but I secretly enjoy being topped by men
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@UltimateBullshi
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3 months
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
3 months
@Togamiscvmslvt Aoi's splash art was also hilarious but the fake Byakuya's is so much worse because it's just like "in case you hadn't noticed, this is byakuya togami, but FAT."
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@SadameSoulOS THATS WHAT IM SAYING
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
11 months
@MLGboy Rule 34 used to be all I would jerk off to. Now I've been jerking off to danganronpa characters on character ai, I've grown a fantasy around fucking Kaede Akamatsu
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@UltimateBullshi
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2 months
@Togamiscvmslvt Based I love Leon
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
1 month
@Orange6472 Japan moment
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
@cyndra_ And to really hammer that home: Leon, on Mondo
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
11 months
Boyfriends webcomic Never read it. I just like laughing at it
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
5 months
Putting a vibrator up my ass and letting it crawl through my intestines like a hex bug
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
If homosexuality is unnatural then why do I have a cum button up my ass
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
10 months
If I'm not given proper sex aftercare I cry because I'm really sensitive and I wanna know that I'm loved I'm a gangster by the way
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@UltimateBullshi
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10 months
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
11 months
"Shuichi Saihara is so daddy" HIS NAME IS DANGANRONPA
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
May I be the first to say that Byakuya's son looks like a fucking nerd
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
10 months
My boyfriend says he isn't gay but when he eats a popsicle he slides it in and out of his mouth and takes that shit DEEP
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
9 months
I need him on my dick so bad
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
6 months
Imagine taking a dookie through these. It'd come out like playdough through a lemon zester
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
I NEED HIM FATTER! FATTER! 🐷 FATTTTTTTER! FAT FAT FATTER!!!! 🐖 go to the fridge and fill your big belly with food. FATTER! 🐷🐖 FATTER!!! FATTER! 🐷FATTER! FATTER! 🐖 FAT!! FATTER FATTY FAT FAT FATTER!!!! FATTER! FATTER!🐷
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
8 months
Two of my mutuals have matching profile pictures... are they g-g-gay?!?!?!?
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
11 months
You're telling me a ginger bred this man?
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
@BimboKanade Legit though it changed mine
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
6 months
Three likes and I'll do it on my cock
@FREAKYPRlNCESS
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@UltimateBullshi
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3 months
@mayikiu @fyotard Rule 30: Girls do not exist on the internet
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@UltimateBullshi
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11 months
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@UltimateBullshi
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7 months
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
10 months
@MLGboy Don't tell anyone but I think him and his sister are hot as fuck. Not together, but like, as individuals they're pretty hot. Him especially
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
@epicfuukafriday Is this an error or is she comparing two identical things Unless you mean p4 and p4g
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
10 months
Literally me
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
11 months
Why is it called "ace attorney" if he's actually so god damn horny for edgeworth
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
He's so hot I'd hit it even if I had to stick my cock through a guillotine to get there. Like a bee
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
5 months
Do you guys think I'm 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
8 months
Twink butt🤤
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8 months
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
8 months
@BIGHARUFAN7000 I misunderstood and thought you meant that the characters would be "getting into," as in, becoming a player of, fortnite, and I was confused as to why Ken wouldn't be interested
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@UltimateBullshi
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8 months
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
3 months
@Togamiscvmslvt They should make a danganronpa character called the "Ultimate Gordo" and he's just a fat fuck who can't fit into a gaming chair and eats fried chicken all day
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
Why did they make nagito so sexy and then double down and make him even sexier in the manga
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
3 months
@ndsicartridges And almost all of junpei's
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
3 months
@uglydiscord Is that her real tongue? It looks so unnatural
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
6 months
34 year old alcoholic cougars🤤
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
10 months
I headcanon maki breastfeeding kaito and shuichi. Like both at the same time, one hanging off each titty
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I'm trying fart but it might be a shit
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
3 months
I need a sweaty man and I need him NOW
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@UltimateBullshi
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7 months
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
Everybody is all "sans × nagito" but what I REALLY wanna see is papyrus × ishimaru
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
11 months
Micah's Advice, #2 : Always wash your hands after you touch raw meat. This includes your penis
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
8 months
Me to him, or maybe he can give me a hard time in the anus Just kidding we all know he'd never top💀
@ilov3prosciutto
Mika Kagehara 🔥 CEO of celeszuki 🍉🇵🇸
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
8 months
I bet Nagito smells amazing
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
I'd like to stick my flaccid cock into a mug of hot coffee
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
7 months
@mariafacto @chewingmikami If I were gay for the bit, it wouldn't be funny, but I'm unironically, no joke, gay as fuck
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
8 months
When I was a little kid my mom would threaten to tape my penis to my leg if I didn't stop touching it lmao
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
10 months
"You need to piss. Now let your cock get soft and GO." -bae, telling me to stop masturbating and go piss in the sink instead of pissing in a bottle💖 I love my daddy dom
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
6 months
I want the twink
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
9 months
Perks of dating me: Funny on occasion Piss bottle
@EliteHarper2024
Harper of the Elite
9 months
Perks of dating me: Knows a lot of random things The fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming the fog is coming
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
@it_trb @evlyevii Honestly yes, the reload art style could be any old modern anime-styled video game, but p3 captures this weird 2000s almost edgy teen-esque art style that I've seen things similar to but never in such a down to earth way as they did in p3
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@UltimateBullshi
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7 months
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
10 months
I need to be put down for a nap and given a juice box and a hug😖
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
7 months
I got a big fat ass by the way Call me a charcuterie board the way I got bread, meat, and cake🔥
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
8 months
Do you guys think I'm a drtwt freak?
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
11 months
Micah's advice, #1 : Eat your vegetables. You think I joke, but I am dead serious. Eat your fucking vegetables.
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I'm farting so fucking loud rn
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
11 months
I know a gay dude who's a vegan Ironic that he loves meat yet refuses to include it in his diet
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10 months
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@UltimateBullshi
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2 months
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure unironically changed my life and I remain thankful for that
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
@BIGHARUFAN7000 Unless we place down special rules, only the users that existed prior to persona 3 would be able to do anything, as they're the only ones who can freely use their personas when not in the dark hour/tv/metaverse
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
I actually headcanon that this was Byakuya
@daisiloou
Lynn
2 months
My danganronpa oc ❤️ please be nice to him
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@UltimateBullshi
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6 months
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@UltimateBullshi
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7 months
I can't stop farting
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@UltimateBullshi
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10 months
I'm farting up a storm
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
每一种方式。在厨房的柜台上。在游泳池里。当她做煎饼的时候。狗狗风格。传教士。生狗。挂钩。口交。大腿交配。我认为他做得很好。请踩我吧妈妈对不起妈妈对不起哇哈哈哈妈妈
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@KazutoKiri4 @ChoctopusYT Real, I've never met a fanbase more willing to shit on their own series than the persona fandom is (I'm a persona fan)
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@UltimateBullshi
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9 months
I need my booty ate
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
8 months
For the love of GOD vote for Eren, Eren is literally the greatest mutual I've ever had, bros my biggest hype man and I can't fail him now
@SnehaLBBH
•Melanie Fan•🇵🇸(Saw Melanie 5/22)
8 months
@BigBodyLilDick @qu1rkyLBBH ACTUAL TIE BREAKER Tie breaker bc y’all are annoying🙄 @BigBodyLilDick vs @qu1rkyLBBH
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
9 months
Byakuya discovering Chihiro's body
@terunidai
DARRYL - check pinned
9 months
kiyoka’s body discovery in DRA
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
2 months
I just know nagito stinks good🤤🤤
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@UltimateBullshi
Micah
6 months
This actually reminds me of when I used to toss used condoms by my bed and forget about them and then one day I made direct eye contact with a bunch of insects crawling into the condoms to eat my semen. They may have been ants, I don't quite know, I try to block that memory
@darthlux
Laura Lux 🦖🪐
6 months
one time i saw ants eating jizz out of a used condom on the ground in a parking lot
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