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@Am_Blujay Why aren't the court making persons who wrongfully identified certain persons as rapists and spend a chunk of their lives in prison pay collasal collateral damages we should be talking 1million dollars to 1 billion dollars possibility in damages??
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@MonkeyTiltPlay Men of culture, let's gather in the comment section
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@WorldDarkWeb Judgement was swift and precise As usual, street rules
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@chude__ If you know one of them, you use the toilet frequently
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@TrollFootball The game was totally magnificent. They were punches, tackles, shoves, delay tactics, dragging of shirts, and typical old school football. I felt I was watching a Champions League game from the early 2000s
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@NoCapFights This kid could melt a heart of stone 🫠🫠🫠
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@Am_Blujay Google searches just increased
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@elonmusk How do we elect persons that are in a current administration saying that there will do better than the administration they are deeply rooted in..🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️
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@mbalis_bakery This twins you are looking for, you will get it
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@hoodcrazy_ Virginity lost
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@instablog9ja Congratulations He has been a huge part of many children's childhood, Congratulations are indeed in order 🎊
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@FTalentScout Truly I must say he was outstanding
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@ihybeto Cameraman concentrate on the task ahead
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@Am_Blujay Must they fly naked, some gucci drips won't be bad.😌
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@charnengwane @Am_Blujay There should be stricter punishment for such not the pat on the back, we see
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@creepydotorg Tells you Alfie could have killed Thomas shelby anytime, but they had a strong bromance🫠🫠
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@Whotfismick By order of the peaky blinders
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@DlaminiLusiwe The hardest job to do for the men
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@Am_Blujay No guy can handle this sort of electricity.
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@LeratorMm All this for cums sake🙄😒
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@X_Dailly And they'll still choose a vibrator over a bona-fide runner like this
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@TrollFootball Now the stadiums will be much more quiet
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@bestwildclips Teacher: Who's your mentor?? Boy:
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Let's connect 🤝 and engage♻️ Follow for a follow ✅️✅️ Follow @notDiobi
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@BBCAfrica These ancient chains should be let go. He shouldn't have been given an interview, knowing fully well that it will upset the South African black populace. Such travesty shouldn't be brought to light anymore. Let Africans breathe fresher concerns
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@yabaleftonline Word for the day: He never smiled one day. His anger just got him an appointment. If you like be smiling nobody go look your face 🙄
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@DirtyFootbaIIer Bro hasn't been tipped for ages
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@instablog9ja This is why he sang different patterns, we've lost another brother. Sad 😪😪🤧🤧
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@NeverteIImeodd We all silently waited with the exact expectation for the end, and they didn't disappoint 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
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@TrollFootball If this guy came for Donald Trump, we'd be having a state funeral now🤣🤣
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@instablog9ja Let's have a minute silence for our fallen soldier 😔😔
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@itsme_urstruly @TheFigen_ Bro was so close to disappearing
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@Sando61904162 @Am_Blujay If I were the one, a 10 million dollar payment would be enough for me. With this, everyone will learn, and not just that, I will have the opportunity to start my life properly at her expense.
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@Row_Haastrup Life happens, you can't bend it, no time to sulk, you just face it head on. He has a job to do
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Let's connect 🤝 and engage♻️ Follow for a follow ✅️✅️ Follow @docfamous6
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@ihybeto Total home advantage
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@NeverteIImeodd Someone is about to prefer jail for life
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@desmondAlake This happening was the downfall of the Marlians movement and naira marley.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 😫 this kid could win any heart
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@bestwildclips Judge: Who do we have here today? Officer: Dead man walking
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@England So will your trophies never be available for an open bus march at you location
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@TwaRSA26 Don't declare war on the sovereignty that has deep roots in Vawulence, we won't even use all our powers. Proudly 🇳🇬
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@LackinVids He knew you had a great future behind you
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@zoomafrika1 It's has BBL written all over it
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@BridgetNBrina Till the devil whispers: eat that shit out
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@Ceemesorlah What we are seeing is a hazardous to my senior bro living foc in my shorts?
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@melaninpalace natural waterfalls and a chest diver 😏😏
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@GandhiAOC @TheFigen_ He made the feel feminine again
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@darlingg1itter @Am_Blujay What about his own psychological? Do you think it will be easy for him to now get a job? Will he have the drive to go back to school? Would he trust anyone again?...let's be very practical about this things
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@FightStation_ Bro just delivered a clean spinebuster
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@hoodcrazy_ He should be stablized and then rushed to a hospital
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@goal Believe me, this "coming home" thing is a complete hoax
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@ashgadsonng @Am_Blujay Fines should be imposed don't take them to jail, just make them pay him a certain fee till their death
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@FearedBuck Is that Kanye West walking with a humanoid??🤔
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@darlingg1itter @ashgadsonng @Am_Blujay Your trauma can go away after therapy, and if you got the right perpetrator, but you can't give back 14 years, bro, so I need my 14 years now in cash
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@suayrez @kirawontmiss He could have left at any point...freaky nightwing😏😏
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@Incmpltemission No way he'd survive, he's carotid artery took a hit. He died from the positive feedback caused by blood loss
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@ESPNUK Without any form of prejudice, the african cup of nations was the best tournament afterwards, the Euros and then the Copa America. The VAR was excellent, refereeing was top notch, and games were really unpredictable. Matches actually really hard fought
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@lagattke Let's connect 🤝 🇳🇬 and engage♻️ Follow for a follow ✅️
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@rajnishradu @AMAZlNGNATURE Imagine throwing a grenade inside the hole 🙃
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@PrettiGurlChels Attendance of men at PTA meeting hit an all time hiĝh
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@yabaleftonline 🎵Chase your dreams, and the sky will be your beginning 🎵 Wizkid- Joy
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@We_Teach_Sex You fight, you hit it, you fight again, and you hit it some more it's the circle of life🤣🤣
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@FearedBuck What's the final aim of being a gangster in the USA, and how does it contribute to the lives of young populace??
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@RestrictedReels Bros, not dying for anyone, he's more likely to be shot than she is 💯
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@premierleague Even if lukaku watches this clip for 10 years he would miss such in training consistently
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@ESPNUK @totalcristiano The Dutch can't win England as England has a secret Dutch advantage playing for them in the person of Kobbie Mainoo. He balls like clearance seedorff #NEDENG #EURO2024 #ItsComingHome
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@WaltJackman @ChrisExcel102 Bro's so close to losing it all
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@abujastreets He became the 14th
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@_blaise250 IFB 💯💯
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@creepydotorg America intervened
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@im_Kay_Benji @Am_Blujay That's a pat on the back, what's 6 months of jail time to 14 years?, a 1 million dollar fine would be the best on average, if she is richer from 10 million dollars upward or a 2,500 dollar payment for life
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@effizzzyy Now you know why 50 cent produced it. ....Tariq is the P.I.M.P
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@MafinhaBarba The Olympics always leave amazing photos
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@keithnamu Where are you now? I have been put in a state of something is about to happen.
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@nocontextfooty Messi is yet to score in Copa America, MLS has made him forget what it means to play in a tough competition.
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@Strictlyirene Let's connect 🤝 and engage♻️ Follow for a follow ✅️✅️ @UdohSimeon
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Beijing 2008 Olympics opening ceremony stands tall and remains unscathed. The drumming displayed royalty and imperial synchronisation. We had a taste of what the emperors did enjoy #OpeningCeremony
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@juventusfcen @realmadriden The god of the champions league
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@MercyRK1 Let's connect 🤝 and engage♻️ Follow for a follow ✅️✅️ @UdohSimeon
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@virginsophie Should I bring the sand paper now???
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 People always feel they can tame a wrangler. They could kill you mistakenly or just by playing with you
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@LeratorMm The cracks not enough for oxygen to seep through😌🫠🫠
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@SexyyRed314_ Nice voice tho🤧🤧
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@ParanormaIVideo The gasping for air just disturbing
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@EpochInspired @slqttyo Now this is a woman for the ages
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@onlystvrfive 1 milking machine strapped to that, and yes, we get into milk production🤔, interesting
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@MercyRK1 @UdohSimeon let's connect 🙏🙏🙏
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@zoomafrika1 You see that smile, it comes after a good 😏💦
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@totalcristiano Ancelotti also managing the fanbase
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@instablog9ja She really enjoyed the warmth of his embrace and his reassurance. She wanted him already.💯💯
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