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Uber Driver in Bloomington, Indiana. Sharing news and stories from the Indiana University campus.

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@UberBtown

Btown Uber Driver

5 months

#BAC answers to FAQs 1. No, I’m not a cop 2. High score is .27 3. Yes, .27 is high and tomorrow is gonna suck for them 4. .08 is the legal driving limit 5. .14 is the sweet spot, but if you don’t have practice, you might puke 6. Over .3 and you will puke, and you’ll lose the

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@UberBtown

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3 months

@Whotfismick Someone kept a full milk carton in their locker for a few months. They picked a cold January day to bust it out. School had to be evacuated because of the smell.

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@UberBtown

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3 months

💡INDOT: let’s close everything all at once!

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@UberBtown

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7 months

Allison with a .21! Tied for the top passenger tonight.

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@UberBtown

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5 months

A passenger made a good point tonight. Born and raised in Bloomington, Hoosier fan. “Purdue has the team we (Indiana) wishes we could have. Two coaches in 45 years. Load of 4 year players. Indiana natives. 3 point shooters. I wish the best for Purdue” Hard to argue with him.

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@UberBtown

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3 months

Whoa, this iconic scoreboard is going up in @UpstairsPub_IU this week.

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@UberBtown

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18 days

Freshman girl riding shotgun breaking up with boyfriend from home on speakerphone with three friends in the back seat listening. On the way to a party at Serendipity. Savage, dude was almost in tears.

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Briscoe to McNutt on a 70 degree sunny April afternoon. This trip lasted 15 seconds. #uber

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@UberBtown

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5 months

This weather is Ken Nunn cruising up and down Kirkwood in his Rolls-Royce with the top down good.

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@UberBtown

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2 months

No complaints here. 🏎️

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@UberBtown

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7 months

Was hearing rumors last night of cocaine coming into Bloomington laced with fentanyl. Passenger shared that a frat house had a kid overdose(no report on condition) which triggered widespread testing at other houses that purchased from the same source. All testing positive for

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@UberBtown

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@BetMGM Stocking the top shelf at Costco

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@UberBtown

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Lotta folks in Bloomington got duped over this eclipse prediction of 300k visitors. Feel bad for the businesses that planned around this prediction. #EclipseSolar2024

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@UberBtown

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7 months

Me: you’re ubering from Foster to Briscoe? Passenger: yes, it’s freezing outside Me: it’s 61, the warmest night we’ve have in over a month Passenger: it’s windy Touché, I’ll take your money, but I reserve the right to make fun of you.

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@UberBtown

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4 months

Joe, the notorious “ginger F U C K”, showing up this weekend for his graduation and breaking the all time record with a .28. Congratulations on your graduation and best of luck tomorrow. #BAC

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@UberBtown

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4 months

In case you were wondering about the weather today in Bloomington, Ken Nunn spotted!

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@UberBtown

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4 months

There’s a long tradition at #IUB of this house being rented to the most elite party bros on campus. This year is no exception. Next year’s tenants have big shoes to fill.

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@UberBtown

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7 months

This “ginger fuck” named Joe setting the bar high at .20 #BAC

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@UberBtown

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7 months

Jake smashes tonight’s record and ties the all time number with a .276, coming from Sports

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@UberBtown

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7 months

Ben with a .23, coming from Kilroys

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@UberBtown

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18 days

Pickup at Spruce, destination Mother Bears with stop at Forest to pick up a friend. Because of waits trip took 10 minutes. Would have been a 3 minute walk. At least the tip was good.

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@UberBtown

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7 months

I don’t understand why the local media isn’t encouraged to run a story on this. Could save lives.

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Mike, random dude walking around stadium crossing takes the lead with .24

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@UberBtown

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7 months

Crystal Taylor takes the lead with a .21!

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@UberBtown

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3 months

@Saaqib85 @Whotfismick School of 700-800. The claim is testable and repeatable. Let me know what you find out.

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Ubering a Die Hard Purdue fan from sports. He’s still crying from the loss, trying to drink his blues away, unsuccessful even at a .22. #BAC

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Fight in the Taco Bell parking lot. Fight ended when a gun dropped out of someone pants and everyone scattered.

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@UberBtown

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7 months

@TheMopLady The radio announcers tried to explain how bad this was. Wasn’t prepared to see the video 😳

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@UberBtown

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7 months

Will smashed his way to the top with a .23

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@UberBtown

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6 months

Martin, ranting idiot Duke fan, ties the all time number and sits atop the leaderboard tonight. #BAC

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@UberBtown

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2 months

It’s happening! ♥️

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@UberBtown

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4 months

@GoodmanHoops What do the boys down at B Dubs think about it?

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@UberBtown

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5 months

@BarstoolPU Score more points 🤷🏻‍♂️

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@UberBtown

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4 months

@PizzaX Macris Deli from the late 90s, not the reboot version, the original two locations.

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@UberBtown

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7 months

Fitz, coming from a darty at Pi Kaps on the leaderboard with an early .19 #IUB

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@UberBtown

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6 months

I win…. #SpringBreak

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@UberBtown

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5 months

We finally have a new high score! Sorry @kjaro . Jonah with a .15 raising the bar on his way to Upstairs with the bros. #BAC #Little500

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Kilroy’s bartender telling me she made 1000 in tips yesterday, only took home $400. One patron paid her $150 to not give his friend water. 🤣 #little500

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@UberBtown

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7 months

Refused a breathalyzer, but left the outside of my door coated with proof of his intoxication. Off to the carwash 🤮

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@UberBtown

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1 month

I saw Mike at the shoe carnival last week. Only thing I can compare it to is when you’re a kid and you see your teacher at the grocery store.

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Bars are overwhelmed with crowds, upstairs has a line about 30 yards long. Nicks even has a very long line. line at sports is long and continues to grow, likely see the largest crowds tonight. #Little500 .

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@UberBtown

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7 months

Just dropped off a member of the custodial staff at Assembly Hall. She asked that you all stop barfing in the hall, alumni included. #IUBB

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@UberBtown

Btown Uber Driver

9 months

Welcome to Btown @brody_kosin Was a pleasure driving you and your family this afternoon. Go #hoosiers #iufb

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@UberBtown

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5 months

This feels like pre-Covid little5. Excess population of sketchy people. Lots of fights. Uber jams everywhere #IUB #Little500

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@UberBtown

Btown Uber Driver

5 months

Momma Commish in the flesh, @kjaro eeks her way onto the leaderboard with a .11 @hoosiercommish , you have some work to do 🍺 #little500 #BAC

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Kyle (on the right) posting numbers that will be hard to beat with a .26 #BAC #Little500

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@UberBtown

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5 months

@driveboylaflare @IUWonka Stocking the top shelf at Costco/Sams Club

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@UberBtown

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9 months

@DougGriffMAX983 It’s gonna take that kind of energy to turn things around. No need to get butthurt.

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@UberBtown

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5 months

The commish @hoosiercommish messages me about getting a ride and destroying the #BAC record. His mom slides into my DMs and all of a sudden I’m at her hotel. Currently she’s sitting atop the 2024 #little500 leaderboard. Never hear from him all night. I’m not mad, just

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@UberBtown

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@UberBtown

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Connor, on his way to dinner with his mom, gets the leaderboard started tonight with a .16 #BAC

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Hilary on her second trip to Kilroy’s today starts the #little500 Saturday edition leaderboard with a .18 #BAC

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Yikes. Look at the crowd at Memorial for the big event. This isn’t surprising as most students I talked to over the last 3 days didn’t event know about the event. #Eclipse2024

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@UberBtown

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12 days

The lines at Roy’s and @UpstPub_IU are unreal. $2 Tuesday is back! #iub

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@UberBtown

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5 months

If Purdue fans burn down West Lafayette after this, I hope they build it back with better architecture.

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@UberBtown

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7 months

@IUBarstool This is like when your Uber driver begs you for a tip. 🤦🏻‍♂️

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@UberBtown

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6 months

Sunday night shenanigans. Picked up two 50 something guys at Upstairs visiting town for the game. They were headed to their hotel with an intoxicated 20 something townie with them, talking very flirtatiously. She was upset at her husband because he couldn’t find her and he

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@UberBtown

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5 months

First on the board tonight is @HoosierSpeaker with a .13 #BAC

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Overheard in the Uber, freshman girl with a body count of 35 😳

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Heading out of town for a few days. Be back in time for graduation. #deadweek

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@UberBtown

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9 months

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@UberBtown

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20 days

@IUBarstool Wearing your high school letter jacket will elevate your social rank

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Getting the #Little500 weekend started off right. Samhitha blowing her way to the top of the leaderboard with a .1 #BAC

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@UberBtown

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6 months

Berry getting us started with a .16. #BAC

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@UberBtown

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8 days

Meghan the townie taking over the top spot with a postgame breathalyzer score of .21. #BAC

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@UberBtown

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7 months

Pi Phi girl using the breathalyzer was very confused by the word “blow” She kept sucking….

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Ellettsville is littered with “$40 Parking” signs guarding empty parking lots.

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@UberBtown

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1 year

@IndianaFootball This is embarrassing.

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@UberBtown

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4 months

This is what Purdue kids call a party.

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@UberBtown

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7 months

There’s a guy walking down seventh Street raging and trying to start a fight with students. Calling them privilege assholes. DoorDash driver was able to calm him down by threatening to stab him. Police were called and are on the scene.

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@UberBtown

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7 months

I’ve never promised to tell you the truth, but I will tell you what I hear particularly when it can save your life. If you’re going to do coke, have it tested first, it’s really easy to do so. What’s missing from this story? Fentanyl test strips are cheap, a 5 pack from Amazon

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@UberBtown

Btown Uber Driver

4 months

Hard pass, but that extra $3 almost tipped the scale for me on this one.

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@UberBtown

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5 months

#little500 highlights as seen through the windshield. Yes we’re back. Go #hoosiers #BAC

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@UberBtown

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7 months

@BarstoolUIowa National Championships? When tho?

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@UberBtown

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5 months

It’s one of those weekends in Bloomington when you gotta look both ways when turning onto a One Way ⬅️

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@UberBtown

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7 months

Little500 falls on 4/20 this year 🤯 Implications? #iub @IUSFLittle500

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@UberBtown

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6 months

Anyone know, is the IU Basketball team is gathered at Buffalo Wild Wings to watch the selection show? #IUBB

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Sorority girls wearing dresses made from potato sacks for a WTF are you wearing themed champagne and shackles party. Another group in togas. Should be a fun week. #little500 .

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@UberBtown

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Be careful where you park this weekend. The only people happier than me about students being back in town are the tow truck drivers. #iub

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Despite the low visitor numbers, I love driving on days/nights like today. Everyone in a good mood and conversation topic came easy as everyone has a shared experience in the eclipse. #PathOfTotality

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@UberBtown

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7 months

❤️ Mom’s weekend at IU. Had a mom ask me to open the sunroof so she could flash the car behind us that was honking excessively. #momsweekend #iub

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@UberBtown

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5 months

This is wild. Goes beyond the flying of drones over little500 parties. #IUB

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5 months

Sniper on the roof of the Indiana Memorial Union at #IU . Gun pointed down at peaceful Gaza protesters in Dunn Meadow. This is 4 hours after the arrest of 22 students and 2 professors in the meadow. Have never seen anything like this on this campus.

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@UberBtown

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1 year

@mvsonwilliams Time to make a business decisions…

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@UberBtown

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2 months

The Connecticut parents are busy on the Facebook groups flexing about their Rovers. #classof2028 #iub

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@UberBtown

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5 months

@kjaro @BrownUber Brown Uber, he sounds like a cool guy.

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Well that timing sure is convenient. 🚴🍻

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@UberBtown

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6 months

Was at the tap tonight in Bloomington. Galloway and Leal hanging at the Tap tonight around 11pm to midnight. Walking out Galloway limping bad, hoping it’s not a meniscus tear, but looks like it. I had a similar injury 15 years ago, still flairs up occasionally. Not an easy

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@UberBtown

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4 months

Sadness. Gonna miss this place. #btown

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Christian, no devils lettuce here, ties the Saturday leaderboard number on his way home from Upstairs with .18. #Little500 #BAC

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@UberBtown

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3 months

Thinking about all the kids that stormed the beaches of Normandy 80 years ago today, and those that never returned home. #courage #bravery #sacrifice

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Passenger left AirPods behind. Happened to get matched a couple rides later. Asked him if he lost AirPods. Didn’t even know they were gone. Told him I saved him a $20 return fee. Tipped $3. 😒

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@UberBtown

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6 months

Girl to boyfriend “.19 haha I’m drunker than you, fucker!” (He was .15) #BAC

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Freshman should know the difference between Foster and Forrest by now 🥱

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@UberBtown

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7 months

@BarstoolPU @IUBarstool Your only banner is an NIT banner for a win in 1974. Congrats!

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@UberBtown

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7 months

Isaac, a rare Wednesday night entry with a .13, good start #BAC

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@UberBtown

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5 months

Zach, working on a solid Sunday hangover, takes the Saturday lead with a .21 #Little500 #BAC

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@UberBtown

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4 months

Ordered an Uber. Driver (she) pulls up in a different car than appears in the app. She says “my car is in the shop, I’m driving a different car.” I think “are you trying to abduct me and leave me for dead?” then get in the car like it’s no big deal. And now I understand why

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@UberBtown

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5 months

It should also be said that this is a momentous occasion. This is the first mom that has permitted me to post their #bac and picture.

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@UberBtown

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10 months

Tom Izzo, class act. #BobKnight #iubb

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@UberBtown

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7 months

I’ve driven @anthonyl3al a couple times in the past few years. Very pleasant, chill dude, polite, and good conversation. So happy to see him get minutes and put up points tonight. One of my favorite #IUBB players, and I’ve been around a while. Character matters and from what

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