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San Francisco Bay Area..
Joined February 2024
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Sometimes you just wanna ski slow and effortless..
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@theleaway I'll take the money.. I'm going to work..
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@rubythecutie1 I don't do pics or vids..
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@NatashaCL7 Mondays can also be for mommy.. Mommy ain't doin a god damn thing on Monday except maybe getting the kids to school and back. So Daddy.. You come straight home from work to fix us dinner and throw a load of clothes in the washer, get the kids in the tub and ready for bed.
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@LoveTherapis1 Do you like Motorcycles ? How about seafood ? If I wanted to take you shopping in San Francisco before we went to dinner would you say no ?
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@josettecaruso @LauraLoomer Just stop.. You know what happened.. You know why it happened and you know who's behind it.. That's that.. The kid on the roof is probably living in California with a new hair cut and contacts..
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@heyitscaseymae Tell your eyebrows to lose my number..
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@LoveTherapis1 Don't you live in Texas ?
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@NatashaCL7 We're all going bar hop'n in SF tonight.. I'd love to put a little trophy like you on the back of my bike.. Going thru the Caldacot tunnel or over the bay bridge at night with a big pack of bikes. You'd like it..
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@Transgirlazalea I think when most men see what appears to be a woman & it's a man they get spooked. My dad raised me & I remember how he was never scared of anything. He said "Men shouldn't get scared" So before I feel that I get pissed off. Quick.. I just walk away from you people now. Sorry.
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@VodkaMuse Yesssss. Go buy a pizza and give it to some bum.. 🙂
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Imagine someone thinking they could just jump in the water and swim away from here..
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@mmpadellan @elonmusk Hey Fatso.. Fact check the "Pact for the Future" plan on the United Nations website.. A Globalized Government will change our freedoms and rights in this country but only if Harris wins in Nov. Go read it.. It's a new way of life for our new world. That's what they're selling.
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@pissoffluvv Pay you for what..
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@ZOrtiz99 The traffic in Socal..
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I rode the lift up to the top with an eighty eight year old man on this day.. As screwed up as Cali is.. All the good stuff is still here..
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@timecaptales @Morbidful He said he knew the second he lost contact with the bridge it was a huge mistake..
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There aren't to many things I can think of that are more fun than bar hop'n on a hot summer evening with a bunch of your friends on bikes.
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Right as the Summer is coming to an end.. I sold it..
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@wobblymami Nuh uhh..
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Northern California weather is awesome..
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Out of all the boats I've ever owned.. This is the only one I wish I would've kept..
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@NatashaCL7 What ever you do.. DO NOT PUSH THIS RED BUTTON !! I'll be right back.. "Walks out the door.. Click.."
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Got Chrome ?
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@ZOrtiz99 5'9" 190 lbs. Why am I doing this..
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This is America
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@GOATofGOATS_MMA @USAGym @ChilesJordan @TeamUSA @NBCOlympics @uclagymnastics @NBCSports @OnHerTurf That girl from Romania had seen the scoring. Floor was over. She had the Romanian flag in her hands. Those judges should've never done that to her.
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@NatashaCL7 Have you been a good boy ? You sure have.. You've been a very good boy haven't'cha
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Warm weather is right around the corner..
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@savannahelisse Did it work ?
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@AdrianneCurry Go to the UN website and check out the "Pact for the Future" plan.. Look what's coming if Harris wins in November.. Government Globalization.. One world banking system Global law.. Read it.. They've been working on this for awhile.. To more Constitution. No more elections
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Has anyone ever come in your DM's that was actually the person in the pictures on their page ?
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@LoveTherapis1 Awesome.. How ever really dark lip color has never worked for me.. Sunglasses.. No.. But this is coming from a slightly shallow guy who's totally picky.. So the bottom line is.. I'd keep that..
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@NatashaCL7 Give'm all a try if you want to.. Hang out with ones you like the best..
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@patpubs I'm voting for Conservative Leadership.. Can anyone tell me why fifteen million people were allowed to come over our wide open in the last four years. Anyone ???
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@TiffanyFong_ That is not your is not your father..
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My experience here on X isn't starting out very good.. Most of the accounts that follow me are men pretending to be women.. This isn't much fun..
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@KCDurling @JoJoFromJerz I was doing way better when Trump was in office.. I don't even like Trump.. He's a self centered pompous ass.. But he was a great President.. And Trump did lose in 2020.. But I don't know if there was voter fraud and you don't either..
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@ZOrtiz99 I'd like to see what it was that got you to actually follow thru with this..
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@ZOrtiz99 Thief in a coffee shop..
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@Tinasnothere Tattoos are alright.. No tattoos looks nice.
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@HawkTuahGirl24 Jake Paul has never been in the ring with anyone who hits half as hard Mike Tyson.
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@IsabellaMDeLuca As your leaving the locker room at Notre Dame there's a sign hanging over the exit that says "Play like a champion today" Everyone taps that sign as they leave to go out on the field.. This reminded me of that..
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@therubyreid Have you ever gone by my place on SW42nd street.. It's only one block away from Red rd. and Bird rd.
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@LoveTherapis1 I'm friends with women.. A lot of them are fat or ugly though and I never go anywhere with'em. But the good looking women I'm friends with.. I'm constantly trying to get in their shorts. I'm also an honest man.. You don't have a man cause your afraid of being hurt again. I know.
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@NatashaCL7 I see a lot of homosexual men with profiles that have a women's name and a beautiful women's pictures all over it..
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@LoveTherapis1 Can they do that and still remain friends
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@NatashaCL7 I'll come back later. Not really good at gentle..
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@ZOrtiz99 Makes sense..
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@ktmarine1 @brianeskow BOOM !! I don't like him.. We just need him.. So I'm voting RED to stop Harris.
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@mysteryvibe What did one __g say to the other as he stood up from the bar ? "Mind if I push in your stool"
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@hypnoksa @BidenHQ They can't launder money with Trump around.
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@emily_tweets Women with a strong pelvic floor are kinda like split rear window Corvettes.. Hard to find.. Everybody wants one.
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@KatKanada_TM @Alphafox78 Well I can't knock this.. But wearing a bikini is the way to get tan.. Sooooo..Yeah..
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@JuliusF621140 You look like your in the East.. WTF !!
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@OnHerTurf I'll never get over what took place after the individual floor routine was complete in Paris.. What a F'en joke.. Your program had flaws like a MF'er.. Your coaches are a bunch of bitches.. The Romanian Gymnast got robbed. Jordan Chiles is that girl.. With the fake bronze medal..
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@Andie00471 @TommyGunAZ We only know what we've been told about Project 2025.. Now consider the source.. We're getting our info from Politicians.. I don't support Trump. I don't like the thief who can't solve any problems here at home either. AndI'm sure your a very nice person but your wrong..
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@saras76 MSNBC Doesn't cover Trumps events but they were filming in Pennsylvania and now they're at the golf course all of a sudden.. You know what's happening.. Democrats are trying to remove him.. If this doesn't make people walk away from the Left nothing will..
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@HawkTuahGirl24 That's ridiculous.. What a way to spend the evening..
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@HawkTuahGirl24 You both need to do some really outstanding stuff Hailey.. Go to the VA hospitals and visit the Vets who aren't doing so good. Or something.. Don't fade away.
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This is you trying to make your new Girlfriend squirt..
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@AesPolitics1 @KamalaHarris She has questions to answer. She's gonna fall hard over the next couple of months if she doesn't give the people an explanation as to why the border remained open during her entire term.
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@AuntCunt She means do you wanna get stoned outta your mind tonight..
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@darkronicle I met her a long time ago.. But I never knew who she was at that time.. Because you've also gotta be that once in a lifetime guy. Had I known who she was back then I would've become that guy..
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@TiffanyFong_ Until your trying to buying a used car..
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@RandomBunnyTalk I like it..
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@ChiitanNagoya Or when this happens in the real world and the police nearly take you out.. They sent me sliding on the pavement. Peeled layers of skin off of me..
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@udreams30 This says all you need to know.. How could any of you vote for Harris after seeing this..
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@pissoffluvv I need more..
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@ellewoodsgolfs I don't think we would agree about much.. But I'll follow you anyway because I like smart broads. Excuse me.. Smart people. Plus you got dogs and White privilege.
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@JoJoFromJerz They shouldn't have come here.. Thank your National Border Czar.. Until you can admit where the problem started your just gonna have to lay there and take it.
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@LoveTherapis1 Me but I'm about to climb into bed..
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@NatashaCL7 I think it's cute. If you weren't so hitched and busy all the time. Nvrmnd. Every man wants to make a girl bite her lip like that but with her eyes closed. Now everyone. Close your eyes. Bite your lip. And imagine that..
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@patpubs Trump will stop financial aid to 15 million illegal immigrants on day one.. That amount of money alone will flip our economy. We'll see prices begin to drop within a month. That is the reason I'm VOTING RED..
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@KeithM12490744 @mmpadellan @elonmusk One half of your Government (the left) is leading the way towards a Globalized Government.. That Government will put new rules, new rights and laws in place.. So when that happens who are you gonna buckle up and knuckle up on.. Your rights under this Constitution will be gone..
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@rubyyreidxo Instead just send me the name of the airport.. Then I'll send you the name of an airline.. A gate number and an arrival time..
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@JoJoFromJerz @TomiLahren For the money dumbass.. What have you made besides Mark Hamill after the DNC
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@ArtCandee @KamalaHarris Your running on "Abortion" and that's all.. We wanna put money in the bank on payday. We need affordable energy costs. We wanna be able to afford groceries. Financial aid for these illegal aliens will end on day one and our economy will begin to recover.
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@phillip_USA_ @KamalaHarris Why does it look like she got her neck out of the hamper..
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@wobblymami I'm sure they're fantastic.. But it is a picture..
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@ChessWPigeons @mmpadellan @elonmusk It's not a threat that was ever being put thru by the United States and U.N. To be honest I'm just telling what's gonna happen.. They're gonna sell us all out.. You'll see.. If your proud of this administration than there's no talking to you..
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@TomiLahren Hey Tomi.. Even you have no idea how bad it's gonna get and it'll get this way real fast after November.. How do you hide 3/4 of a million terrorists coming into the country ? You blend'em in with 15 million illegal immigrants.. It's gonna get real nasty.. Keep your 👀's open
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@JoJoFromJerz No they're targets.
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@NatashaCL7 Well since your hitched were gonna have to call it off. Bike is blazing clean.. Time go.. Gotta get to my boys house or they'll take off without me.. 💕
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@TundeMusaED @madorno14u @MalaakSafa I'm gonna follow @TundeMusaED because he just told people to try harder..
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@saras76 @krassenstein @CarlSian @realDonaldTrump Yes I remember this. Trump hugging that old vet who lost damn near everything other than his faith. Trump ain't perfect but he does love this country and the people here. I'm a man. I haven't cried since I was six years old. (That you know about) You almost got me with this.
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@JoJoFromJerz I'm stuck on this broad..
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@TiffanyFong_ I would never let politics change the way I felt about a friend. Not even someone who's not a friend as long as they don't try to push it in my face.
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@rubyyreidxo Send me a text from SFO.. You can keep the sekstape..
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@Bronconation_80 @KamalaHarris Harris is in board with late term. And with gender altering care for children.. She's an extreme left liberal..
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@Patty16473031 I live in the water and I did not want to go thru the entire summer without a boat.. Now I'm trying buy a boat that I even can't afford.. But if I wait until January.. Maybe.
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@emily_tweets It's gonna be 102 degrees out today. If I'm gonna get on this bike I better do it now.. Summer ain't over yet..
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@emily_tweets If I ever see you in any aisle of any store.. I'm gonna try so hard..
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@FrancineLambeth @scottpwaldman I live in Norcal and this place has gone Red.. We live close to SF and Oakland and that probably has a lot to do with it.. Almost everyone hates G. Newsome and that might be part of it as well..
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@LoveTherapis1 Or a bright white xxl mens dress shirt.. Super hot..
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