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@UTDTanaka
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Men vs Women when making plans 👱🏿‍♀️: Should we invite Kundai? 👱🏻‍♀️: No, we've only known her for like 4 months. 🧔: Ko idzi dzedzipi idzi? 🧔🏾: Handikete, ndangosangana nadzo pasnooker ndikangoti ngatibaye nadzo.
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Takaiendera kujeri Twitter iyi, ndifollowei apa🙄.
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Life hack: Leave your shoes far apart, panouya matsotsi vanofunga kuti uri zimonya.
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Final Year Project submitted✅.
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Vele I do❤.
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Your boobs chero tikamasettera alarm haachamuke zvawo.
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Successfully presented my roundabout redesign & defended, where it matters✅.
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Kana ndafa, team rangu rese mune permission yekuti "ndopika nemufesi wangu akafa" wobva wanyeba zvako✊🏿, pachedu.
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Closing a very dramatic final year today, in which the biggest highlight was trending (more than once), spending my Easter behind bars and getting into a never ending legal battle. But, I did what I did, made my bed, slept in it. I enjoyed my 5 years at Nust. I did.
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😂based on those pictures, ndiwe ukutoita kunge wafa.
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I miss my prison friends man😑.
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Pari kuda bhachi remuGame of Thrones apa.
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Manakidziro azvinoita kurova munhu snooker iye auya nestick yake😂.
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Bagga: "Haukwanise kubvisa nzira muroad" Me:
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This Shadaya move has inspired me tbh😂😂, snub a handout, work hard for yourself and keep your freedom of speech. Yes, I will work for my shit so I can say all the nonsense I want👍🏿. Chero ka25.
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Hakuna chikwereti che$10 and below, murudo murudo muya shamwari👍🏿.
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HIV is only dangerous in capital letters. Look at it now hiv 😂😂.
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When 5pm was still 5pm.
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FIFA 14 soundtracks are much more nolstagic than other FIFAs🤞🏿.
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Twenty Five! No jaguar, no kadheni, netuma nice 3-4. Here's to the greatest friend anyone can ever have, and a drinking buddy who never says No🍻. Happy Birthday Bhururu✊🏿, next week tomwa!
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Turnitin: "Iyi haisisiri plagiarism iyi shamwari, chitori chitunha ichi!"
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💀💀💀but why😭😂??
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This bar I'm at, bro came with a suitcase holding his pool stick, bvadzatamba 5 games dzichibheja, lost the first one, won 4, $35 net winnings. Then bvadzati "mari yangu yebhazi yakwana" dzakutoenda😂😂😂.
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Ndivaratidze here😭
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Show us a picture of your first viral tweet:
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Men will understand immediately.
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Today we present & defend that roundabout where it matters, not to people with grade 7 only.
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"Munyah hande tinocelebrator birthday rako tichifara" 🧔: Kwekuine mabhebhi here? "Ndakutora screenshot dakutumira bhebhi rako🙄" 🧔: Kana kuine mabhebhi handiende zvangu.
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2 months
Hanzi usadye kumaraini😂😂😂😭, mukwane mhamha.
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So no Holy book predicted the internet, AI, airplanes or even moon landing😂, from the Bible to the Quoran?
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Munhu haatozive kuti Civil Engineering chii asi anoda kuuya achinditaurira hlamba papost yangu😂😂😂😂.
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This account doesn't even get 15 likes man.
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Happy Father's Day kudii ivo baba vako vadzima magetsi na 5am?
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"Munyah mwanangu, take my phone and order something for our visitors" Munyah: (orders Inndrive)
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Ndakatombohumana zvekusvika pakupendawo musoro mufunge😂😂😭.
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"Is your name Tanaka?" "Yes, why wabvunza?" "Your reputation preceeds you, ukunwei? Pihwa quart tichimbosasa." 😂😂😂Kana zvichidai ndovabhagura futi ini.
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4 months
Tomorrow evening we return from exile.
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"No one knows tomorrow" Tomorrow is Thursday tsano.
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👱🏿‍♀️: Hi Munyah Munyah: Hesi 👱🏿‍♀️: Ko I need your help ka shaa. Munyah: Ndiri kuishandisa. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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If we ever go kubhawa, semufesi wangu pandinongonzwa wakubvunza mabhebhi kuti "munomwei" ndokusiya ipapo ndochinja bhawa🤣👍🏿.
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But paye pamunoti my deepest condolences, pane pamunombopa asiri deep here?
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Callisto Pasuwa took 4 consecutive titles with Dynamos, went on to repeat the same feat with Nyasa Bullets of Malawi, now a very small boy called Pep Guardiola does it with a little Manchester City, and you start blowing your horns like you have won the World Cup. Stop that!🙄
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Ain't building shit in silence, ndirikutotambura ini.
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Vanhu vasingataure vega how do you make decisions nhaimi? Ndosaka muchizofunga zvekumama.
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I wanna go back to Grade 1 first term. No exams, no mjolo, no police. We were even number 1 tese pakapera term😭.
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Right, tell the lecturer to bring his toughest questions!
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Vigie, Gift na Munyah, tell us the story behind your blue ticks😂😂😂.
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2 months
Chikoro chinombobatsireiko mulife?
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2 months
Hi Ruvimbo, I have $500.
@Ruvimbochimidzi
Tessa_😊
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We are in blue today 💙💙💙 With God we Good 🥼🫡
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My PC crashing at this point in life, just after the presentations😭, midzimu yangu yayakatswinya j*nde chete, kuti izosiya zvaita🤞🏿.
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There's a saying yekuti hanzi kukicker datya kuriyambutsa😂, handiskuda kutaura kuti datya ndiyani but makariyambutsa👍🏿. You don't know what you did for this frog guys, you don't😭✊🏿😂. Vele you don't.
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@__vigie big mouth, poor performance.
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I'm not keeping a low profile. Zvakatondiomera guys.
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"Saka mati hatimwe here nhasi mdhara?" Mwari handichada kutamba neshamwari dzakadai hangu.
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One time in High School they called my friend Munyah "Mignolet" because he had a big nose and was a wack goalkeeper😂. Zvekuti Griezmann ndezvemusoro wake izvo.
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Growing up, my people once named a certain bubblegum "nigga"😭.
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😭😭😭
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"Folks" "Fellas" "Gentlemen" "Motherfuckers" Sorry, just debating on how I'm going to address the nation after my 5 seconds of fame.
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"Anything you say will be held against you in the court of law" Me: Tits
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This is where my friend Munyaradzi learnt.
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Unotanga nerurimi Woti chigunwe 1☝️ Woti zvigumwe 2✌🏻 Wozoti zviri 3👌 Kana zvadai inenge yatopera yoghurt👍🏿.
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There was a thread rakanzi "a photo of you that could be an album art" or whatever, ndarishaya and this is mine. Hide your girls😂.
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25 days
Ndasuwa kudya fish.
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1 month
So I got my haircut, ukanditarisa nekamwe ka angle unotoonawo kahu handsome, but after 5 seconds it's business as usual😂.
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It can only be God.
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2 months
😂👍🏿
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Street Hustler_Gri7zmann🇪🇸💵💴
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2 months
😂😂😂
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Took my dizzy take in a football group ndikanzi "this is what we get for saying FreeTanaka tichishandisa data remari yerent" 😭🤣🤣🤣
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2 months
Ko zvekuti wandiona mumushikashika wobva wadeedzera kuti Engineer ndokuitasei ikoko asi?💀 Ngatiitei sevanhu vakakwana nhaika?
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Saw the ZiG for the first time ever, ko zvarinoita kunge bepa, white page chairo😂😂😂.
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4 months
I miss tweeting man,
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She's a 10 but anoisa shuga muAvo.
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10 days
Imi, ndoitasei kuti chibundle ichi chindiratidze mapicture😭, handina mari yedata data.
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I was wrong guys, chero ukarwara zvakadii drink Zambezi, uri pamushana nemajuzi 25👍🏿😂.
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Now that Munyah has come of the sack and told us who is dating, I'm also tempted to show you my TL lover.
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Munyaradzi nevakomana vekwaMudzviti👍🏿.
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Vanhu vari kudanana bamunini😂😂😂😂.
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@PatienceMahamb1 🐕
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Kungowirirana nemunhu 2 days watova nechikwereti chake😂🙌🏿.
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2 months
The way I'm so behind panyaya dzevanhu mazuvano ka. Ko muri kusekerana madegree pano?😂🙌🏿 Mukwane.
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Hazvina kundimirira hazvo mushe, ndosaka ndichizomwa sebenzi😭.
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Chinobhohwera kuita mahaters asina kudzidza ndechekuti noise yacho inoita gore rese😂😂😂😂.
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Kungovengawo vakadzi but tuvanhu tune rudo tuya💀😂. Itai mega.
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Yes, kuteerera Hip Hop hakuna kushata, but chiregawo ka kuswera wakungonditi "nigga" "famo" "bru".
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Manakiro anoita doro and stuff kana hupenyu husina kukumirira mushe ka😂.
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I have never been a show person but this Winky D shutdown might be a good way to seal my 5 year stay in this city, varikuenda vangani?
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Soul Jah Love's Zvandaigochera Pautsi>>>
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Kuparaphraser dissertation kusvika cover page ranyora kuti The National Technology University of Science😂🙌🏿.
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2 months
Ndipeiwo motivation yekuverenga.
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I think Mai Tanaka ndivo varikungofanira kuuya vopedzesa chidegree chacho, this school thing was her idea in the first place😤.
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If you can't heal, move on or live with what I did or said a while ago, handina zvandingakubatsira nazvo, usada kundishungurudza paphone pangu, ukatukwa wochema futi kuti ngachisungwe, zimusoro👍🏿.
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😭I'm trying to save my 5 years in one night and ZESA yakudzima magetsi, midzimu yangu haina hayo skiri. Anyways, 0% Panic 2% Preparation. 98% Composure.
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Pakutomboda kuparticipater muzvima lotto nezvima promotion apa.
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I need to eat more and gain weight😂😂😂😂, kusaidzirwa nemhepo zvangu ndichifamba muroad. Ndangozotarisa kuti hapana andiona here ndikaseka ndega😂🙌🏿.
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Ndichipedza apa handiverenge chero sign post😭
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✌🏿
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#NewProfilePic
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Ndiri kupengeswa nechikoro guys, musazouye muchinditi ukwane kana ndakuposter nonsense dzangu pano kana zvapera izvi😭.
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You called?
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30 to 35 gang let me see you 🥺😍
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Mwari pavaipa vamwe matalents ini kundipa zvavo pamuromo🙌🏿.
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Yuhwi, kubva waita kunge kamba kudaro
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Street Hustler_Gri7zmann🇪🇸💵💴
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Guys, how is the new look. Transition from F1 to F2 😂😂😂 This That
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