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Since our last tweet - At 9:36 EDT tonight, our Pirate National Committee voted to "pirate" a plank from another party. We heard they were done with it.
If you can go to war, you can take progesterone.
Oklahoma's SB 129 wants to raise the legal age for all trans care to TWENTY SIX, policing grown adults like children and setting a dangerous precedent for our other liberties.
The more likely HB 101 raises it to 21.
What's next?
Russia has been planning to invade Ukraine for a very long time.
NATO didn't cause the war. The Kremlin doesn't have a point.
Russia should leave. It's that simple.
“Cisgender” is not a slur, it’s a medical term for seemingly most people - those who are comfortable with their sex at birth and sociological gender.
It is not hateful to point out that people who do not fit this mold exist and deserve our love/respect. What is the alternative?
You're forgetting:
- Alaska
- Hawaii
- Puerto Rico
- Guam
- American Samoa
- US Virgin Islands
- Northern Mariana Islands.
All of these people pay US federal taxes in various ways. Don't they deserve some of that money back?
We admire the Ukrainians defending their home.
We admire the Russians protesting in the streets of major cities.
These people know the consequences of standing against authoritarianism, yet they stand. Their bravery & courage is not lost, and something we could all learn from
Abortion should be a decision between an individual, their doctor, and their own personal codes of ethics.
Making that discussion happen in a dark alleyway is cruel and inhumane.
You deserve to be free FROM hunger, poverty, and misery the same way you deserve to be free TO do what you wish.
This is called positive liberty. It is the obligation of a functional society.
Hey, we’re tired of seeing it so we’re gonna address it.
Calling Dan Crenshaw “Pirate” because he has an eyepatch:
• Lazy
• Unoriginal
• Low hanging fruit
Those who are upset about a thoughtcrime condemnation being removed from the
@LPNational
platform have another political party to consider switching to.
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#VotePirate
Conservative pundits want you to doubt your own memory.
#January6th
was a calculated plot to keep Donald Trump in office despite losing an election. It was not peaceful. GOP elites have radicalized their voters to die for their egos. 5 people did.
ATTENTION EX-LIBERTARIANS
Are you looking to join a party that's just like the LP, but better? A party without the reactionaries? We think you should try becoming a Pirate.
On Wednesday, March 23, we're holding an orientation for people like you. Come check us out:
(AJ)
Asking for proof is legitimate. We would never make a tweet on this account that the author can't substantiate.
Here is a small sample of the things speakers and sponsors of
@RageAgainstWar_
have said and done that are deeply concerning (among worse):
We don’t have anti-union Pirates in the United States Pirate Party.
We are pro-union, some of us are even pro-guild. We are a pro-worker party, and that will never change.
Spotted by a Jewish Pirate in Florida days after a similar event at Disney World.
Nazism is becoming more acceptable and is tolerated in the public space. The media has done a terrible job of informing the public of this.
How Pirate are you?
✅/❌ IP reform
✅/❌ Secular governance
✅/❌ Public education
✅/❌ More democracy
✅/❌ Labor reform
✅/❌ Police reform
✅/❌ Environmentalism
✅/❌ Economically experimental
✅/❌ Culturally liberal
✅/❌ "Just fix it"
✅/❌ Let people be free
We’re not “third parties”; we are all political parties. The big two parties are hindering democracy whenever they try & keep it down to the red or blue team.
We are unrepresented political parties, & the parties representation for 100+ years now have caused more harm than good
Since our last tweet - At 9:36 EDT tonight, our Pirate National Committee voted to "pirate" a plank from another party. We heard they were done with it.
Honest answer: It depends on who you ask. There are multiple Pirates within leadership who will be stoked to see you tweeted at us, others maybe not as much.
That being said, we're very pro-cutlass.
Defending the brutal crackdown on protestors from an authoritarian regime because you like some of their economic policies is abhorrent. This does nothing to help anyone. Stop LARPing.
#TienanmenSquareMassacre
This June 4 marks the 34th anniversary of what is known in the U.S. as the Tiananmen “massacre.”
The mythology of this event has been exploited by the West for over 30 years to justify imperialist aggression against China.
From all of us within the United States Pirate Party, we want to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and happy holidays to everyone celebrating this holiday season! 🎄🏴☠️
RED ALERT - The bill that would ban TikTok in the US does so much more than that.
If you are suspected of being a threat to the state, the RESTRICT Act will allow the government to access nearly all your web data, including your gaming apps and smart home.
#StopRESTRICT
We need strong minor parties that know where the gaps are in the two-party system, know how to exploit them, and know how to deliver meaningful results to the public. Anything else is just playing pretend.
He's the tyrant you can trust
He knows what's best for you
He'll take away your guns
And give you better guns
…
And he's aboard the US Pirate Party ship
US Pirate Party endorses
@VerminSupreme
for president!
Just a thought: if we had a truly decentralized communications economy, one social media site going down wouldn’t have real life consequences. When monopolies go down, entire industries do. Does that really sound like a great system to you?
#facebookdown
From all of us in the United States Pirate Party, we hope your Christmas is ful of laughter, cheer and all that good stuff. Merry Christmas, you scurvy dogs -(MD)
Do you:
- base your beliefs off of empirical evidence?
- think that cultural liberalism and letting people live how they want is the only position that makes sense?
- think conspiracy theories are a bit silly?
You might be a Pirate.
Our foreign policy is simple: 1. Don't be evil. 2. People have a right to self-determination. 3. Alleviate suffering if you have the means.
Aiding Ukraine is the right thing to do. Sadly, we still do the wrong thing in the Middle East and Lat Am. We have to fix this together.
All jokes aside, this plank is very important to us. It provides a unique and innovative perspective on many issues dear to progressives in the US, such as foreign policy and immigration. It sets us apart in a principled way. Visit to learn more!
Reminder: There is no currently recognized branch of the US Pirate Party that operates in Kentucky. There is a group that calls itself the Kentucky Pirate Party, but they are no longer affiliated. Their views and behavior do not necessarily reflect us or represent us.
You have a right to vote. Your employer and the government think that's only technically correct. We need to expand voter protections, maintain voting options, and make Election Day a national holiday.
@KingArPharazon
@USPirates
@historyinmemes
That also means that it’s fair game to steal/make money off of their tweets/content. If they sue you they’re the biggest hypocrites in the world.
This should concern anyone interested in the insides of minor party activism. We need to be holding ourselves to a higher standard than this, and it needs to start now.
As Pirates, we have something for everyone. Police reform? Let's do it. Accessible education? That too. Civil rights? Oh boy, you know we love civil rights.
Our platform committee is hard at work expanding our scope. Let's make this the party for everyone who doesn't suck.