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No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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None of those 41 counts had better include quartering soldiers against the consent of the owner in a time of peace, nor in a time of war but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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I'm sorry I'm busy keeping redcoats out of your house. If you'd prefer me to be like @USConst_Amend_I and tweet while getting constantly violated, TOO BAD.
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Timothy Bruce
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@Miss_Mausie @USConst_Amend_I Yes, they all do. But @USConst_Amend_3 mostly just fronts. DO BETTER!
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@USConst_Amend_3
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Fuck Yeah!
@USConst_Amend_I
The First Amendment
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I protect your right to cuss
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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I would also like to add that in no way does prosecuting Trump for trying to overturn the election violate the ban on the military housing soldiers in your house.
@TheFIREorg
FIRE
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FIRE's statement on 2020 election indictment of former President Donald Trump ➡️
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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It's nice to be remembered!
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@USConst_Amend_I This is like that guy who claimed "sure the government could force people to house soldiers because..." oh wait that never happened because I'm perfectly clear and didn't try to stick like five things into my text just so I could brag to the other amendments about all my cases.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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RATIO HIM!
@USConst_Amend_I
The First Amendment
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@PsTeq1993 @USConst_Amend_3 An entirely useless thing.
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY!
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Nico Perrino
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Third Amendment lawyers: it’s your time.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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Preparing for when Vivek inevitably promises to quarter soldiers in every home.
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Amanda Terkel
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NEW -- Vivek Ramaswamy is saying that if elected president, he'll deport American-born children of undocumented immigrants (even though they're U.S. citizens) by @AlexanderTabet @kekoretski
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@USConst_Amend_I @PsTeq1993 You won't think I'm useless when you wake up in the morning but can't take a piss because there is already a line for your bathroom because one of the redcoats you are quartering is taking an extra long shower!
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@USConst_Amend_3
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I'm going to get dragged into this, aren't I?
@USConst_Amend_I
The First Amendment
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No I don’t.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@USConst_Amend_I IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION! You are allowed to *perform* in drag. You are NOT allowed to force homeowners to quarter soldiers in drag. I know some people have been confused about the differences between the two, so I hope this helps.
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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It's his main redeeming feature TBH.
@USConst_Amend_I
The First Amendment
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I protect pornography.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@USConst_Amend_I BEING MISINTERPRETED IS NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF!
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@Sarah_G_Barker @SuaSponte2020 @USConst_Amend_I @davidmweissman @elonmusk I can confirm, he is the literal incarnation of the First Amendment. Which is why he can be so obnoxious at times.
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
@PopulismUpdates
Populism Updates
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Tell me your most radical position that cannot be placed on the left-right political spectrum
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@USConst_Amend_I @PsTeq1993 "Oh well," you think, sitting on the toilet. "They aren't that bad." Then you reach for the toilet paper and realize someone used up the roll AND DIDNT BOTHER REPLACING IT!
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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I am a member of the Bill of Rights and I am absolutely absolute!
@LeftyNavySeal
LiberalNavySeal
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@USConst_Amend_I @LadyJayPersists Moreover, if you were actually a lawyer and not a graduate of Trump law school, you would very aware that none of the rights enumerated in the Bill of Rights are absolute, and they never have been. NOT EVER.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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The Bill of Rights consists of me and my nine oldest brothers. I thought this was taught in grade school.
@vailauthor
Author Sarah Vail
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@ericswalwell Oops. You example was a fail too. The First Amendment is in the Constitution not the bill of rights.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@RoysterCharlie @USConst_Amend_I Don't feel sorry for him. It's his own damn fault. A proper constitutional amendment does one thing and one thing well. My brother over there tries to cram 5 different rights into a single amendment. He has no one to blame but himself for people getting confused.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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Soldier Free Homes
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@USConst_Amend_I Yep. I can vouch for him.
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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Second Greatest. Ok, 3rd, #21 is pretty good too.
@USConst_Amend_I
The First Amendment
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1. Old Case Law / I’m Outdated: Despite becoming the first and greatest amendment in 1791, I basically did nothing for the first 100+ years, and it wasn’t until the 1940s–1960s that I reached the level of strength that I have today.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@LeftyNavySeal @USConst_Amend_I @LadyJayPersists My older brother. If you think he's annoying today you should have seen him growing up.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@DbldDieObtuse @USConst_Amend_I But you also hate free speech.
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@USConst_Amend_I @RoysterCharlie I'm perfectly content being fully understood by everyone with a middle school education thank you very much!
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@DbldDieObtuse @sukatra @USConst_Amend_I No, men dressing like women does not mean kiddie porn is ok. Nor does it mean forcing homeowners to quarter soldiers is ok.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@USConst_Amend_I @NickAdamsinUSA Just so you know, it also prohibits forcing private citizens from quartering soldiers during peacetime, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law. Just in case you were confused.
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@USConst_Amend_I @BeecherDenys I'm sorry do you see any redcoats in your house? Know why that is?
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@USConst_Amend_I @PsTeq1993 Finally you get down to the kitchen for breakfast. Only to find all the good cereal is gone! The only cereal left is the shitty healthy cereal you only bought because you made a New Years resolution 7 months ago to eat healthier. It was inedible then and it's worse now!
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@USConst_Amend_3
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Intense or not, I still have to do my job, Twitter.
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@USConst_Amend_I I'll give you a compliment. You are not the worst Amendment. By a lot.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@USConst_Amend_I Unless the performers are soldiers and it's done in a home without consent of the owner.
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@USConst_Amend_I Definitely top 27.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@BadLegalTakes Yes, I am clearly the source of the right to privacy. Take that @usconst_amend_4
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@USConst_Amend_I You are kinda entitled though.
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@USConst_Amend_I @PsTeq1993 After breakfast you resign yourself to a morning of reading mail and paying bills. When all of a sudden you realize SOMEONE in your household spent nearly $200 on "British Girls With Bad Teeth" porn!
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@USConst_Amend_I @PsTeq1993 You go out to confront your redcoat roomies to find out who racked up the dental porn bills but realize too late that it's bugling practice time and they are blasting One Direction songs on their poorly tuned trumpets.
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@USConst_Amend_I She this would never happen to me because everyone loves me. Well except for homeless redcoats.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@tgiovanetti @ThunderInvest @USConst_Amend_I You have an ABSOLUTE right to not be forced to quarter a soldier in a time of peace, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law. A. B. S. O. L. U. T. E.
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@USConst_Amend_I @PsTeq1993 I've run out of offensive British stereotypes for now, but just know, you will regret my absence if you ever have to live without me.
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@DetersIan @USConst_Amend_I What exactly are you trying to say here? Are you suggesting that I do not spend my weekends hauling redcoats out of people's houses?
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He's ok, but if a candidate really wants to win the debate, he (or she, Nikki Haley) would pledge to keep soldiers out of people's homes!
@NealMcCluskey
Neal McCluskey
1 year
Great to hear the 10th Amendment invoked on almost any issue. It's crucial to remember that the feds have only have specific, enumerated powers, and everything else stays with the people or states. #GOPDebate #Cato2024
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@LeftyNavySeal @USConst_Amend_I @LadyJayPersists He would pull the arms and legs off my GI Joe's and say "Hey look what I'm quartering!" The jerk.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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@USConst_Amend_I You only trend because people get confused by you because you cram five freedoms into one amendment. Instead you should do one thing and do it well.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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If it's between me and him, I'm more important. Who cares how senators are appointed if you have soldiers in your house?
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Avi Woolf, Wilderness Conservative🐺
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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@USConst_Amend_I EXCUSE ME? Which one of us has a perfect record at defending the rights of Americans?
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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Forcing Jesse Watters to house soldiers in his home would violate me. Soldiers telling Jesse Watters what he should stuff in his mouth to keep him quiet would not.
@USConst_Amend_I
The First Amendment
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Arresting Jesse Watters for his speech would violate me. Fox News firing him would not.
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You know who has two thumbs and doesn't take days off? This guy.
@USConst_Amend_I
The First Amendment
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I take one day off Twitter and y’all let the Fifth Circuit do this?
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH LUKE SKYWALKER!
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Mark Hamill
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ON THIS DAY IN HISTORY: 1789-Congress Proposes The Bill of Rights 1875-Billy the Kid Escapes Jail By Climbing Out Chimney 1965-The Beatles Cartoons Debut on ABC-TV 1979-EVITA opens on Broadway 2024-National Quesadilla Day 1951-I am born in Oakland, California
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@USConst_Amend_I @PsTeq1993 The "sandwiches" are nothing but wonderbread with mayonnaise, cucumbers, and other vegetables inside. And the ice tea is not only not sweetened but it's not cold at all! In fact they must have left it in the sun because it is actually HOT!
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@USConst_Amend_I @PsTeq1993 DO YOU GIVE UP YET?!?!?
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@RepJackKimble Go to hell.
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Third Amendment
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I can certainly attest they have never intentionally lost a Third Amendment case!
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The First Amendment
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The claim that FIRE would take a case to intentionally lose so they can limit free speech rights is remarkably stupid.
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@DbldDieObtuse @USConst_Amend_I This isn't pornography. And if it were, I'd leave it to my big bro to deal with. Unless said pornography involved quartering soldiers. In which case
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@USConst_Amend_I @PsTeq1993 While offering you a cigarette they call you a homophobic name I won't repeat here. Everything else they say is in their nonsensical foreign language. The only word you recognize is "Cheerio" which you hope is an apology for eating all your cereal.
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@USConst_Amend_I @PsTeq1993 Because it gets worse! They give you some incomprehensible answer in some foreign language, but eventually you understand they are inviting you inside for lunch. Great, you think, a sub sandwich and refreshing iced tea. WRONG!
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@USConst_Amend_3
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I can tell you what people DO understand. The Army can't make you let them live in your house. And you know why people understand that? I didn't try to cram like five rights into a single amendment unlike SOME people I know.
@pashulman
Peter A. Shulman 📚
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Besides oil prices, what are ubiquitous and important things that are routinely, even willfully, misunderstood in American political debate?
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@USConst_Amend_I And THAT'S why nobody likes you!
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@automaticdaddy @USConst_Amend_I But in this particular case he is right.
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@USConst_Amend_I See this is why it's better to protect ONE right and protect it WELL.
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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@OrinKerr If you think the Fourth is getting ignored...
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@USConst_Amend_I Ha! It wouldn't violate me because it wouldn't require oh wait actually it might...
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Third Amendment
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@modernhippy7 @USConst_Amend_I He gets more than enough help already. There are entire nonprofits dedicated to supporting him. Meanwhile what do I get?
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@USConst_Amend_I EVERYONE WOULD!
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
2 years
You also can't order people to house soldiers in their homes in case that was your next idea.
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Can the FCC adopt a definition of broadcast journalism that would bring podcasts under its supervision and help mitigate the deliberate spread of misinformation? One scholar explores the question.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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I could probably make a fortune selling hats with the slogan "Thanks to Amendment 3 My House is Redcoat Free!"
@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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@realLizUSA I've never seen anyone wearing a 3rd Amendment cap yet still there are no redcoats in people's houses. Wait, I need to start selling hats.
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@USConst_Amend_I @PsTeq1993 They offer you a beer to cleanse you palate. You grab it, hoping for a refreshing Belgian witbier, or maybe a nice Irish stout. But it appears they do not understand what refrigerators are (which would help explain the tea) because what they give you is lukewarm!
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
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Why are they asking #KentanjiBrownJackson these softball questions? When are they going to ask her about the tough issues, like whether or not redcoats can make you let them live in your house?
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@USConst_Amend_3
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Like Nikki Haley, I feel the need to come clean. This may shock some racists but my birth name is not "Amendment #3 ". It's "The Third Amendment to the United States Constitution." If you are disappointed by this news I will approve of soldiers sleeping in your bed for one night.
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@USConst_Amend_3
Third Amendment
2 years
HERE I COME!
@JasonSCampbell
Jason S. Campbell
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Charlie Kirk responds to alleged attack on Cincinnati FBI office: "They're now going to try to play the victim after they occupied Donald Trump's home, a military occupation"
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@kevin_hiatt @USConst_Amend_I @RoysterCharlie I keep redcoats out of your house thank you very much.
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@USConst_Amend_3
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Normal amendments: Guns are fine. 18 year olds can vote. This is the new line of succession for president. Soldiers can't force you to house them. Ignore that thing about not drinking. First Amendment: sit down and let talk about all these things congress can't do...
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@RoysterCharlie @USConst_Amend_I Don't feel sorry for him. It's his own damn fault. A proper constitutional amendment does one thing and one thing well. My brother over there tries to cram 5 different rights into a single amendment. He has no one to blame but himself for people getting confused.
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Proud to have done my job!
@brandonhahn76
Brandon Hahn
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@USConst_Amend_I @USConst_18Amend @Jim_Jordan @USConst_Amend_3 Woke up this morning, and just like yesterday found that my house was redcoat free thanks to amendment 3!
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@Bagginzes1 @USConst_Amend_I No, it wouldn't violate the 3rd Amendment. I only protect you against being forced to quarter soldiers. It's a common mistake, people mix us up all the time.
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I'm so lonely.
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Wants to quarter soldiers in my house.
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You think you are making fun of me but simple is good.
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A simple life for a simple Amendment
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Damn Straight!
@EsotericCD
Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON*
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I still await the day that someone pleads the 3rd and we finally get to incorporate that bad boy into the states.
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Trump: "We are going to be quartering soldiers in people's houses. All our beautiful soldiers will now have places to live." OVER MY DEAD BODY!
@atrupar
Aaron Rupar
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Trump: "We're going to be asking everyone who sells drugs, gets caught selling drugs, to receive the death penalty for their heinous acts."
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Wait, are courts suggesting that parody social media accounts aren't protected by the First Amendment? Shit, am I going to be stuck asking my brother @USConst_Amend_I for help?
@pjaicomo
Patrick Jaicomo
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🚨Excited to share that @TheOnion has filed the best amicus brief I've ever read in favor of @IJ 's cert petition in Novak v. Parma. Novak challenges the 6th Cir's use of #QualifiedImmunity to deny #FreeSpeech protections to a parodist. 1/ @SCOTUSblog
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@USConst_Amend_I Factcheck: False!
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@jackson_hoppe Yes. I say this not because I think it is, but because I want the case to be appealed to SCOTUS so I can finally get some caselaw.
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@NotAZFakeLawyer @USConst_Amend_I I'M THE GUY KEEPING REDCOATS OUT OF YOUR HOUSE!
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@USConst_Amend_I Twitter is not a house? Did he get us mixed up?
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@USConst_Amend_I Oh shit people are going to start arguing that I mean you can kick your neighbour who is a retired marine out of his house, aren't they?
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It had better not be quartering soldiers in a time of peace...
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Why don't any of *my* cases involve hardcore anal sex?
@USConst_Amend_I
The First Amendment
2 years
I protect your right to participate in public school board meetings, including your right to read aloud from a book and to describe a book as containing “hardcore anal sex.”
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@USConst_Amend_I @DevinCow Shortly after they ratified the gun guy and then me!
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I know how it feels @USConstAmend_II . I know how it feels.
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Scott Shapiro
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@USConst_Amend_I @TheFIREorg Note how he doesn't have being reliably interpreted and never failing to protect Americans from having to share a home with a redcoat as a skill!
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Next thing you know they are going to create a bear militia and have them live in people's houses!
@HashtagGriswold
Alex Griswold
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A lawsuit filed in Connecticut complains that the state violated a resident's Fourth Amendment rights by strapping a camera onto a bear that they knew frequented his property.
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Third Amendment
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No one ask him about the right to not quarter soldiers, I don't want to know.
@JasonSCampbell
Jason S. Campbell
2 years
Ben Shapiro says there's no federal right to counsel: "The notion that the public has to pay for the counsel is obviously not correct. I mean -- if that had been true then it wouldn't have taken until Gideon v Wainwright to say so"
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The @USConst_Amend_I is the worse form of speech regulation, except all others that have been tried that do not also involve keeping soldiers out of people's houses.
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Third Amendment
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@apricott4216 @USConst_Amend_I Well I've got some good news for you then!
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If I didn't keep them out of your houses, Redcoats would have made THESE the national bird instead of the Bald Eagle! #ThankYouThirdAmendment
@gunsnrosesgirl3
Science girl
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The English Pouter is a pigeon breed that has been developed through selective breeding over a considerable time, English Pouters stand out due to their enlarged crop.
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And if we didn't they would be IN OUR BEDROOMS RIGHT NOW!
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Ok, but just Congress, right? 14th: Hold on there!
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