No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
None of those 41 counts had better include quartering soldiers against the consent of the owner in a time of peace, nor in a time of war but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
I'm sorry I'm busy keeping redcoats out of your house. If you'd prefer me to be like
@USConst_Amend_I
and tweet while getting constantly violated, TOO BAD.
I would also like to add that in no way does prosecuting Trump for trying to overturn the election violate the ban on the military housing soldiers in your house.
@USConst_Amend_I
This is like that guy who claimed "sure the government could force people to house soldiers because..." oh wait that never happened because I'm perfectly clear and didn't try to stick like five things into my text just so I could brag to the other amendments about all my cases.
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@AlexanderTabet
@kekoretski
@USConst_Amend_I
@PsTeq1993
You won't think I'm useless when you wake up in the morning but can't take a piss because there is already a line for your bathroom because one of the redcoats you are quartering is taking an extra long shower!
@USConst_Amend_I
IMPORTANT CLARIFICATION!
You are allowed to *perform* in drag.
You are NOT allowed to force homeowners to quarter soldiers in drag.
I know some people have been confused about the differences between the two, so I hope this helps.
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
@USConst_Amend_I
@PsTeq1993
"Oh well," you think, sitting on the toilet. "They aren't that bad."
Then you reach for the toilet paper and realize someone used up the roll AND DIDNT BOTHER REPLACING IT!
@USConst_Amend_I
@LadyJayPersists
Moreover, if you were actually a lawyer and not a graduate of Trump law school, you would very aware that none of the rights enumerated in the Bill of Rights are absolute, and they never have been. NOT EVER.
@RoysterCharlie
@USConst_Amend_I
Don't feel sorry for him. It's his own damn fault. A proper constitutional amendment does one thing and one thing well. My brother over there tries to cram 5 different rights into a single amendment. He has no one to blame but himself for people getting confused.
1. Old Case Law / I’m Outdated:
Despite becoming the first and greatest amendment in 1791, I basically did nothing for the first 100+ years, and it wasn’t until the 1940s–1960s that I reached the level of strength that I have today.
@USConst_Amend_I
@NickAdamsinUSA
Just so you know, it also prohibits forcing private citizens from quartering soldiers during peacetime, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
Just in case you were confused.
@USConst_Amend_I
@PsTeq1993
Finally you get down to the kitchen for breakfast. Only to find all the good cereal is gone! The only cereal left is the shitty healthy cereal you only bought because you made a New Years resolution 7 months ago to eat healthier. It was inedible then and it's worse now!
@USConst_Amend_I
@PsTeq1993
After breakfast you resign yourself to a morning of reading mail and paying bills. When all of a sudden you realize SOMEONE in your household spent nearly $200 on "British Girls With Bad Teeth" porn!
@USConst_Amend_I
@PsTeq1993
You go out to confront your redcoat roomies to find out who racked up the dental porn bills but realize too late that it's bugling practice time and they are blasting One Direction songs on their poorly tuned trumpets.
@tgiovanetti
@ThunderInvest
@USConst_Amend_I
You have an ABSOLUTE right to not be forced to quarter a soldier in a time of peace, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.
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@PsTeq1993
I've run out of offensive British stereotypes for now, but just know, you will regret my absence if you ever have to live without me.
@DetersIan
@USConst_Amend_I
What exactly are you trying to say here? Are you suggesting that I do not spend my weekends hauling redcoats out of people's houses?
Great to hear the 10th Amendment invoked on almost any issue.
It's crucial to remember that the feds have only have specific, enumerated powers, and everything else stays with the people or states.
#GOPDebate
#Cato2024
@USConst_Amend_I
You only trend because people get confused by you because you cram five freedoms into one amendment.
Instead you should do one thing and do it well.
Forcing Jesse Watters to house soldiers in his home would violate me.
Soldiers telling Jesse Watters what he should stuff in his mouth to keep him quiet would not.
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@USConst_Amend_I
@PsTeq1993
The "sandwiches" are nothing but wonderbread with mayonnaise, cucumbers, and other vegetables inside. And the ice tea is not only not sweetened but it's not cold at all! In fact they must have left it in the sun because it is actually HOT!
@DbldDieObtuse
@USConst_Amend_I
This isn't pornography.
And if it were, I'd leave it to my big bro to deal with. Unless said pornography involved quartering soldiers. In which case
@USConst_Amend_I
@PsTeq1993
While offering you a cigarette they call you a homophobic name I won't repeat here. Everything else they say is in their nonsensical foreign language. The only word you recognize is "Cheerio" which you hope is an apology for eating all your cereal.
@USConst_Amend_I
@PsTeq1993
Because it gets worse! They give you some incomprehensible answer in some foreign language, but eventually you understand they are inviting you inside for lunch. Great, you think, a sub sandwich and refreshing iced tea.
WRONG!
I can tell you what people DO understand. The Army can't make you let them live in your house.
And you know why people understand that? I didn't try to cram like five rights into a single amendment unlike SOME people I know.
@modernhippy7
@USConst_Amend_I
He gets more than enough help already. There are entire nonprofits dedicated to supporting him. Meanwhile what do I get?
Can the FCC adopt a definition of broadcast journalism that would bring podcasts under its supervision and help mitigate the deliberate spread of misinformation? One scholar explores the question.
@USConst_Amend_I
@PsTeq1993
They offer you a beer to cleanse you palate. You grab it, hoping for a refreshing Belgian witbier, or maybe a nice Irish stout. But it appears they do not understand what refrigerators are (which would help explain the tea) because what they give you is lukewarm!
Why are they asking
#KentanjiBrownJackson
these softball questions? When are they going to ask her about the tough issues, like whether or not redcoats can make you let them live in your house?
Like Nikki Haley, I feel the need to come clean.
This may shock some racists but my birth name is not "Amendment
#3
".
It's "The Third Amendment to the United States Constitution."
If you are disappointed by this news I will approve of soldiers sleeping in your bed for one night.
Charlie Kirk responds to alleged attack on Cincinnati FBI office: "They're now going to try to play the victim after they occupied Donald Trump's home, a military occupation"
Normal amendments: Guns are fine. 18 year olds can vote. This is the new line of succession for president. Soldiers can't force you to house them. Ignore that thing about not drinking.
First Amendment: sit down and let talk about all these things congress can't do...
@RoysterCharlie
@USConst_Amend_I
Don't feel sorry for him. It's his own damn fault. A proper constitutional amendment does one thing and one thing well. My brother over there tries to cram 5 different rights into a single amendment. He has no one to blame but himself for people getting confused.
@Bagginzes1
@USConst_Amend_I
No, it wouldn't violate the 3rd Amendment. I only protect you against being forced to quarter soldiers.
It's a common mistake, people mix us up all the time.
Wait, are courts suggesting that parody social media accounts aren't protected by the First Amendment?
Shit, am I going to be stuck asking my brother
@USConst_Amend_I
for help?
🚨Excited to share that
@TheOnion
has filed the best amicus brief I've ever read in favor of
@IJ
's cert petition in Novak v. Parma. Novak challenges the 6th Cir's use of
#QualifiedImmunity
to deny
#FreeSpeech
protections to a parodist. 1/
@SCOTUSblog
@USConst_Amend_I
Oh shit people are going to start arguing that I mean you can kick your neighbour who is a retired marine out of his house, aren't they?
I protect your right to participate in public school board meetings, including your right to read aloud from a book and to describe a book as containing “hardcore anal sex.”
@USConst_Amend_I
@TheFIREorg
Note how he doesn't have being reliably interpreted and never failing to protect Americans from having to share a home with a redcoat as a skill!
A lawsuit filed in Connecticut complains that the state violated a resident's Fourth Amendment rights by strapping a camera onto a bear that they knew frequented his property.
Ben Shapiro says there's no federal right to counsel: "The notion that the public has to pay for the counsel is obviously not correct. I mean -- if that had been true then it wouldn't have taken until Gideon v Wainwright to say so"
The
@USConst_Amend_I
is the worse form of speech regulation, except all others that have been tried that do not also involve keeping soldiers out of people's houses.
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