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UL Confessions

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2 years

Saying I'm 6'1 at house parties when I'm actually 6'6 just to watch every other lad's face drop will never not be funny to me

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V confused Erasmus student here to ask why Irish people never use umbrellas even though it's almost always raining here. Do you guys like walking around soaking wet or something? I'm so lost

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Smell of ‘I peaked in secondary school’ off college court tonight

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3 years

Few years back I bumped into a lad at home who had a reputation of being tight with money, anyway got chatting and having abit of craic I said I’d buy him a drink he said ah no your okay but can I have the money you were going to use to buy the pint instead. dead serious too…

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4 years

If the bouncers from Icon were on the door of the Capitol no one would’ve got in

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3 years

Got with a girl (19) off tinder last night , stayed at her house , woke up to her dad/ my lecturer screaming at me , I had no idea it was his daughter. Terrified he will fail me

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3 years

Really have to say how grateful I am Simon Harris is Minister for students. He has worked so hard to get us back to college this year. We should be so thankful.

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To the lads shouting ‘wayyyy yere not so hard now are ye’ from the window of their house in one of the Vids, ye the real MVP’s🤝 ❤️

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3 years

right then, when are we sealing off college court with a dome like in the simpsons movie?

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3 years

Not tweeting any confessions today. It’s time we all do our best to have the discussion on women’s safety after what happened in Tullamore. That includes stopping the catcalling from cars that seems to be common among students. She was just going for a run. #RIPAshlingMurphy

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2 years

My housemate gave out to me for microwaving some fish so i rode her boyfriend.

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3 years

Seeing Ógra Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael Youth openly campaigning for new members and promoting their societies while majority of students are either homeless or paying extortionate rents because of the policies of the politicians they support will never not baffle me

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3 years

The library should set up a room where you can just go in and start screaming

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3 years

Damn, so third level students do exist!

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3 years

Students like everyone have suffered a lot with #Covid19 . The scenes in Limerick tonight are completely unacceptable & a slap in the face to everyone sacrificing so much. It does a real disservice to all students who abide by the rules day in and out. I have spoken to @UL tonight

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2 years

To the girl talking about robbing stuff off lads after getting with them, I do that too, I got with a girl this one time and took her 1 year old brother and have been raising him as my own for the last 15 years.

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2 years

Enoch Burke won’t stop texting me looking for an afters

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3 years

I’ll never forget the time in 1st year when I got with a GAA lad. Brought me back to his house & he had three teddy bears tucked into his bed asleep.

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2 years

Girl sat beside me in the library, wrote a to do list and stared at it for about 20 mins and just got up and left, I’ve never related to someone as much

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3 years

I’ve realised that when you get sick in college you don’t ever get better, you just learn to accept a new lower standard of health

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3 years

UL and NUIG seem to be in a year long battle to be the most embarassing college to be in.

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3 years

May sound cringe but fuck it, The ladies working in the Library canteen deserve some sort of honorary medal from UL for how nice they are, I genuinely believe they brighten up everyone who goes into that canteens day!

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4 years

Right now it’s not even a case of wanting to go out for drinks with my friends. I’d take anything. Even that look when you ask your friend if you can borrow a pen in a lecture. Then you both look at each other and realise, neither of you brought a pen to college today.

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4 years

first years in the main building

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2 years

Who is this et al person? Their output is phenomenal

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2 years

Hey I took this pic today at 7:10pm, thought it was so so cute if you wanna post and find the couple :)))

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3 years

People will call their housemates emotionally abusive and toxic because they were asked to clean up their piles of dirty dishes like grow up man

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3 years

Feel like now is definitely the time to get a new mask and stop wearing my UL one in public

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Mad but true 📍 @UL , 2022

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3 years

To be honest I'm not sure why I haven't sent this in earlier. At this point I'm a fourth year and this message is long overdue. Hello there, my name is Ciaran, I have Irlen syndrome (a form of light sensitivity which can be remedied through the wearing of coloured glasses)

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1 year

Everyone in the library this week

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2 years

Heart and prayers go out to the first year who lost his life suddenly. Kinda puts everything going on in life into perspective. Life is too short to worry over the small things. Thoughts with all who knew them

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2 years

BREAKING: Andrew Tate has been banned from Sulis

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3 years

I never thought I’d live to see the day Mary I would have the moral high ground over UL

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3 years

RTÉ: Careless students cause spike in COVID figures with lack of social distancing in exam halls.

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Bus driver genuinely pretended the bus was broken at the stables because people were singing Christmas songs upstairs. Everyone got off and he closed the doors and drove off <3

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1 year

Good morning UL

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2 years

📍Oaklawns, 2022

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2 years

Enoch Burke has been turned away from Stables

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3 years

make going out at 9pm socially acceptable again ❤️

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4 years

Someone tell Des Fitzgerald to take the new logo with him on his way out

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1 year

Am I the only one who finds casual cocaine use terrifying? Like I love just going out for a few pints but 90% of people I meet in college take coke. They seem to think they need it to have a good time whereas if they never took it like me…

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Was eating this girl out last night, and then her roommate walked into her room and saw us, she said ‘slay’ and walked out.

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3 years

they should start a tv series of an engineering student sharing one of those twin room desks with a performing arts student

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Shoppers urged to beware of Black Friday scams after one university paid €8.3 million for a site valued at €3 million.

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1 year

I’m the girl whose boyfriend is going to Canada. I have a lot going on internally but I can’t share it all here. I had a feeling it was him, confronted him and he fessed up. I ended it. I’m distraught and feel so betrayed. Everything we had feels like a lie. Idk what to do now.

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I’m moving to Canada with my friends after exams, none of them have girlfriends but I’ve been with my girlfriend for 3.5 years. I haven’t told her about it yet because I’m scared but we’re going soon, don’t know what to do.

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1 year

Rag week highlight: brought a lad home and after we had sex, he set a timer for 4 minutes, cuddled me and then left when the timer went off

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3 years

UL if those College Court idiots got expelled

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3 years

you had to be there

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1 year

We recently discovered our housemates family owns the house we live in. Back in April he told us he found the house for next year and we all joined together for it. There’s 5 of us and rent is 2400 but he’s Been telling us it’s 3000 since the start of the year…

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2 years

"I saw you on campus and you blanked me" bro my eyesight is so poor if you were anything further than shifting range I probably couldn't even decipher which bipedal species you were

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1 year

Caught my gf cheating on me and your man beat the shit out of me with his langer out havnt been out since can’t even tell the lads about it

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1 year

Admin: UL, it has been a pleasure. Thanks to @UL_StudentLife , @stablesclub and everyone for coming last night! 🤝

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3 years

Is anyone else still shook to the core over Ashling Murphy? I still cannot stop thinking about her and her family and the safety of the women all across the country

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2 years

Student chicken fillet roll now costs 7.40 on campus….. we need to boycott Spar

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4 years

not today garda

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4 years

I'm not living in castletroy at the moment, and I am wondering are there many house parties going on? UL students seem to have avoided the media spotlight so far. What are each of the estates like these days?

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3 years

I miss the little button on SULIS that showed all the other misfortunes cramming material at 4:16 am

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2 years

Have you ever been put in a group project with someone and wonder ‘how the actual fuck have you made it this far in college?’

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3 years

I'm currently sat in the library looking at 2 blokes who booked a study room (the ones with the TV's) to watch the United game... I've seen it all🤣

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3 years

Hospitals cancelling surgeries but maths lecturers not moving their exams online. Read the room.

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1 year

Was ridin a lad last night and we had to stop near midnight so he could do his Duolingo?? Wish we had the same connection he has with that owl...

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1 year

Fair scandalous that lads who play hurling can get out of an exam and do it online in their final year whereas if someone’s relative dies they have to get an I grade and don’t graduate with their year

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3 years

I miss when UL’s biggest issue was spending €100,000 on a deer humping a castle, simpler times

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Came home from a night out at 2 o clock. Drunkily texted a lad who I barely know from home that I was lonely. Forward to 3:30, he’s drove through 3 counties just for the shift and to tell me that he was deeply in love with me. He then proceeded to go at 6:30am to go back to…

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1 year

My boyfriend always watches football and I never understood why, recently I’ve been watching darwizzy produce world class sauce and I’ve caught feelings for him, I can’t find my boyfriend attractive anymore due to this and just think about Nunez when we are in bed, any tips?

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2 years

Asked for a Negroni sbagliato with Prosecco in stables and the bartender took me round the back and stabbed me

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3 years

A car full of lads called out a 5 year old girl on a scooter for wearing a high-vis and a helmet. Lads calling shit from cars is stupid, but what low-life scum decides a 5 year old girl is the target of this? Definition of anti-craic and UL students are better than this.

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3 years

UL means University of Laois and I ain’t afraid to admit it

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3 years

as much as we like to complain about UL, at least we’re not NUIG

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3 years

😏

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1 year

It’s time. Stables. Admin reveal. 🎫

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2 years

UL Camogie team at the Ashbourne Cup semi-final they should be playing in. What a shit show @3rdLevelCamogie

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2 years

The steps from Main Building to Kemmy

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3 years

How is it possible that everyone single person in my course is smarter than me bar the 4 lads in my group project

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2 years

Shot my shot with this girl I was on about for ages, didn’t go well anyway and now the lads won’t stop calling me Darwin Nunez cus i missed

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3 years

thursday of week 12 of college from home and my mother just asked me to peel the spuds. not today lisa i’m rewatching 12 weeks of lectures for my essay

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4 years

I'm a fourth year so if any first years need any help understanding the main building then don't fucking ask me because I don't understand it either.

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2 years

appreciation post for brendan in stables who’s retiring in a few weeks, legend of a man who will be missed dearly❤️❤️❤️

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3 years

if UL gets away with this twin bed thing private landlords will start doing the same. 7 bed gaffs in College court will become 14 bed gaffs. Please everyone do the survey and voice your opposition to this...

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4 years

Is there a place more loved and adored by UL students than the Inver filling station? Known simply as “Inver” or “The 24 hour shop” to some it caters to everybody’s needs. Munchies, Breakfast lunch or a 6 in the morning dinner after cans. The Bethlehem of Castletroy.

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2 years

What the fuck do I do with an arts degree

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1 year

If I had to guess, I'd say people carry large water bottles to hold more water

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4 years

How the fuck is reeling in the years gonna cover this year in one episode

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3 years

The college court boys won an U16 hurling championship and got the shift at a junior cert disco later that night and have been chasing that dragon ever since

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2 years

Never felt more French in my life

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3 years

The anticipation for the email we're all gonna get tomorrow about this 😍

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2 years

Do you want some confessions anyone, lift the mood a bit?

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a lad from my course went to a ball in Galway 3 days ago and hasn't been found since, please share

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3 years

Ashling Murphy’s killer is still out there. If you have any info but don’t want to contact Tullamore Garda Station directly, please call the Garda Confidential Line on 1800 666 111. Gardaí looking for anyone with info on distinctive Falcon Storm bike.

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2 years

I ACCIDENTALLY CLAPPED WHEN THE LECTURE ENDED IM GONNA KMS

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3 years

Tomorrow’s email from Kerstin is gonna start with “I hope this email finds you all fucking terrible ye gobshites”

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Simon Harris TD

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3 years

Students like everyone have suffered a lot with #Covid19 . The scenes in Limerick tonight are completely unacceptable & a slap in the face to everyone sacrificing so much. It does a real disservice to all students who abide by the rules day in and out. I have spoken to @UL tonight

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if you feel bad about not having any plans for christmas day just remember that i once had no idea it was ul christmas day & when someone in my class asked what i was doing for it i said spending time with my family

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Inver Appreciation Post

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I shouldn’t be let out in public Aldi Cashier: have a nice day Me: no thanks I thought she was going to ask if I wanted a bag

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