30M very bullyable, teasable, talkative dog. Engaged, but will simp for fat dudes (especially if they stink). DM friendly! Telegram/Discord: Flyceratops. : ) 🔞
I am the easiest person to tease on earth. Oh my lord. I still remember the time I told a furry friend of mine about the size difference between me and bf, and he said "get sat on nerd." Or how my bf will sometimes tease me for being really into swallowing his farts.
(cw: scat)
imagine getting sat on by someone with a really fat, sweaty ass who hasn't showered in a few days and doesn't seem to wipe AT ALL, and the mix of sweat and shit has turned into this terrible brown substance that's staining your face.
Man wouldn't it be crazy if you just wedged my face in your swampy ass crack and force thick, sloppy, gurgling farts into my mouth for the rest of the week while teasing me by calling me a good boy and/or seat
I can't get over the fantasy of an exchange that goes something like:
"Fuck, that's BRUTAL." (a response to my face being sat on by a guy who's farting heavily into my mouth.)
"Nah, it's fine."(followed by grinding their butt down on me, forcing my face deeper into their ass.)
wedge my face so far into your ass that my nose gets jammed up your hole, and your swamp ass smears onto my skin. Lean back to put your full weight onto my face, so that I can feel the warmth and weight of your ass cheeks that have swallowed my mouth and nose.
The urge to be tied spread eagle to a bed while two sweaty, unwashed fat dudes cuddle and make out and use me as a seat, fart + burp in my mouth and smother my face in their armpits is STRONG. Fart so hard into my mouth that it comes out my nose :3
Do you ever just have a passionate desire for a big, sweaty, slightly twitchy donut to smother your entire face right before it goes bbbbbbblrrrrrt, and the owner of said donut casually sits down on you and grinds his ass on you to get real comfy? Yeah, me too.
The idea of being casually dominated just sounds so fun. Like a real hefty guy has to fart, and then he passes by me, so he pulls down his pants and just sits on me while he hangs out and plays video games or watches TV or whatever.
i am obsessed with the idea of my face just being SHOVED up someone's unwashed armpits for a very long period. bonus points if they drag me out to switch me to the other pit, or just to unleash explosive burps into my mouth...
I high key want someone to grind their ass down on my head and let loose a series of massive farts into my mouth while they make themselves comfy on top of me. Once they get comfortable, I hope that gas doesn't stop.
I just want my throat to constantly bulge with gas.
There is something that's just SO hot about the idea of mouth being brutalized by massive, gurgling farts from a big fat ass that has buried my face. Forcing me to huff his damp musk and get his swamp ass smeared all over me.
I am an absolute fucking SIMP for fat men who don't shower and wanna wipe the sweat out of their ass cracks with my face. And fart in my mouth. And tease me and call me a good boy and/or little pup. ><
(disclaimer: pet play, not age play. I wanna be put on a leash lol)
sometimes a guy just needs to be handcuffed to a bed frame, sat on and then have someone repeatedly fart in his mouth so hard that it sprays out of his nose
Tfw today I realized that I'm super into pet (but not pup) play and adore the idea of being put on a leash that's just short enough that the furthest enough I can get away from your swampy ass is to have "only" my whole nose inserted between your cheeks.
Fatties who don't shower or change their underwear are absolute gems (and they should sit on me for their own amusement and maybe also use me as a toilet if they feel like it)
You walk into a room to see a VERY fat bear sitting on a little twink. He's totally nude, and you can tell that he hasn't bathed in a pretty long time: a damp musk fills the room. The twink's legs poke out from under him, twitching and brushing his inner thighs.
The best relationship is one where I'm constantly being stuffed into a fat dude's crack because he thinks all of my squirming and whimpering is adorable, and loves the feeling of his farts echoing down my throat.
The weight of a fat man sitting on my face is so good. The feeling of their warmth; smelling the intense musk drifting off their ass. Feeling their butthole push into my open mouth. And of course being teased for my legs twitching while they play with my erect cock.
There's something truly wonderful about sniffing a guy's fat, unwashed ass crack... when they finally notice that you're whimpering and just shove you in there and wipe your face in it like you deserve (whether you've been bad or good!).
Does anyone else ever get extraordinarily horny for someone to shove their head so far into their butt crack that it's no longer visible and let loose a disgusting, wet fart into their mouth before they sit down right in top of them or is it just me
I just really want to be wedged in a guy's sweaty ass crack while I'm pinned down by their full weight. And then have my skull vibrated from the force of the farts that they're blasting into my mouth for their own amusement. Is that too much to ask? (nah lmao it's chill)
Just lower your underwear so that your cheeks spill out, grab the back of my head with your hand and shove me right into your swampy ass crack (trust me, I'll love it)
Fat guys with big, soft, swampy butts who are too heavy for me to push off of my face should bully me by sitting on me whenever they want and farting directly into my mouth and/or nose
Step 1: grab the back of my head.
Step 2: pull apart one of your ass cheeks.
Step 3: slowly but firmly shove my face into your swampy, unwashed crack. If you're a furry, then insert my muzzle DEEP into your filthy butthole.
Step 4: sit down, heavily. Blow up my mouth with gas.
Come sit on my face and tell me I'm cute while you groan from the sheer feeling of relief that comes from letting all of your pent up gas rumble wetly into my mouth
@2dReddersART
This literally happens to me in real life (aside from my bf being a werewolf) and to be honest I mostly moan and kick my legs and twitch -- because fuck, he stinks, and fuck, is it ever hot.
Let's throw a party! I'll be the entertainment. Invite all of your fattest, muskiest friends, stick me on a leash with my buttpup collar, and take turns casually burping/farting/shitting in my mouth, smothering me in your armpits and sitting on my face. Clothes are banned. :3
Sometimes I just wanna get tag teamed by fat dudes who fart in my mouth and switch to the next person when someone else has to fart. Maybe someone is absentmindedly playing with my cock and edging me at the same time.
Okay, all the time. I want this all the time.
Big fat guys should either:
1. Not wear clothes. Just be nude all the time.
Or:
2. Stuff me into their unwashed underwear and drag me around all day with my face in their crack.
(or all of me. So many micro fantasies. ><)
Tfw I kinda wanna get handcuffed to a bed frame and used as a seat by 1 or more fat men who (1) don't like to shower but (1) DO love to fart in my mouth
Current goals in life:
1. Call a sweaty, unwashed superchub a smelly fatass.
2. Get sat on and playfully forced to swallow their farts while they play with my erection.
fun fact: my partner refers to the people I talk to about how they should fart in my mouth irl as my other boyfriends, and they all actually agreed, so apparently I have a stinky man harem. Good news: it's free to grow lmao
i need somewhere between 1 and 8 big fat stinky men to ruin my life with their pits, balls and butts. just annihilate me with intense musk and make me choke on their farts. ps i have a collar that says buttpup on it and the leash is a convenient way to yank me around :3
You pull your cheeks apart and plop your blubbery butt right down on top of me. You smirk as my surprised squeak is quickly muffled, and lean back to make sure your full weight is on me. It's cute to watch and feel me squirm underneath you, and somehow relaxing
Donuts are best when they're: big, sensitive, giving off absolute WAVES of damp musk, sweaty, and want to slowly expand to smother more and more of your face.
Imagine: you to over to a friend's house to hang out, only to find them sitting on their couch with a blanket wrapped around them. They fart (loud and wet, as usual) but you don't notice a smell; instead, you see what looks like someone's feet kicking under the blanket.
I need to get 3-4 big fat stinky guys in a hotel room with me on a leash and just let them wreck me with their butts, balls, bellies, burps and farts Fuuuck. Maybe I should make sure that nobody cums for a week beforehand, just to make everyone motivated.
A very big, fat wobbly butt looms over you, a damp musk drifting into your nose. The guy smacks his own ass, making you watch as it bounces and ripples, sweat shaking onto your face.
"I know you're into it, so I forgot to wash my ass this week. Hope you don't die."
Having a big musky fatass fart directly into my mouth while I was rimming them and they were sitting on my face at least several times in my life has only made me more enthusiastic about future mouth farts tbh
Man do I really need one fat fuck of a fox (or fat fuck period) to ruin my life with their fat and swampy ass crack because they think that I'm a cute seat and want to tease me about having an erection when they fart in my face
Sometimes a dog just needs to have his hands tied behind his back, get his face smushed right into a massive, twitching donut and then spend an entire weekend being used as a toilet for a hypershitting macro. Is that really too much to ask?
honestly I am not into the idea of orgies but I'm very into the idea of a kinky group hang where everyone is naked and it's I guess a lot like an orgy except I keep being shoved in a different person's musky places or having to swallow their disgusting gas
it is genuinely so hard not to DM some people on here and go "FUCK you're hot" but I really only DM people if they seem nice and might be receptive because it feels weird to literally just go "Fuck you're hot" to random people. Tf would I say if someone said that to me???
Why aren't there gay bars specifically for very fat men who are musky and taller than me and want to sit on my face and fart in my mouth? Totally unfair.
Do you ever just need a fatass to use your face to wipe the sweat out of their crack and then sit on you and fart in your mouth for their own amusement? Bc I do lmao
I really just love being pinned under someone's fat, swampy ass; any attempt that I make to push them off just winds up groping them, and all I'm doing by squirming is smearing the stink into my face. Leaving them to sit back, relax and watch me kick my legs every time they fart.
*gulps* yeah, you can keep my whole body in your swampy crack without anyone noticing, and even take a massive shit without anyone noticing for 5-10 minutes and keep my face smushed into your donut the whole time, but... That doesn't mean anything, right?
... Right?
Fun fact: stuffing me anywhere that is swampy, musky and unwashed is an excellent way to start your day! Especially if you wanna keep me there for a while so that my fur drips with your sweat, and somehow pair it with farting, burping, et cetera.
My whole head has disappeared under a dom's fat, unwashed ass; his cheeks have totally swallowed my head. Swamp ass has soaked deep into my face fur. His messy asshole is pressed tightly against my mouth.
fun fact: irl when someone farts in your mouth, it really does echo; and if there's enough gas being pumped into you, then it'll puff up your cheeks like a balloon. it's tastes really bitter and gross. if you do this to me i will cum instantly so don't let me thx
i have literally had my nose shoved up my bf's asshole so he could fart directly into me and it's hot. and swallowed farts that first blew up my mouth like a balloon. i basically found a switchy bear and became his pet (hi bf i love you thx you're the bear)
Do you have a big fat wobbly butt?
Do you like to fart in dude's mouths?
Do you NOT like to wash your butt?
Yeah come sit on me. Relax. Take a load off. Let me deal with that ass so that you don't have to. It's, uh, a service. One that can maybe last several hours, or even days?
normalize giving your friends a big ol slap on that dumpster sized ass of theirs~
(I am not liable for the possible squashing that may result afterwards)
Hot take: a lot of people think that nasty enough farts should knock you out, but IMO a real paint peeler will wake you up from a sound sleep and you already find yourdrlr retching.
Of course, that's when your face should be wedged between some musky cheeks all night. : )