Don’t forget folks.
CO2 is plant food. All will be good.
This farm was able to adapt and is now a top salmon farm.
Trust me and not the scientific advice that warming would make Britain wetter.
A few years back I campaigned (not surprisingly unsuccessfully) against the phasing out of incandescent lighting.
Why did I do that? Because it’s another step towards reducing our dependence on fossil fuels.
This is why I always talk in terms of primary energy.
The atmosphere on Mars is 95% carbon dioxide.
CO2 is plant food and the gas of life. Without it we would all die.
Today I have applied to NASA for Lady Alder and I to be astronauts on their mission to Mars.
Who wouldn’t want to live in a warmer greener, better fed world.
Greenhouse Effect
This is a greenhouse
Plants like greenhouses
We put plants in them to keep them warm so they grow better and greener
Some people put in carbon dioxide generators to do the same too.
So why are Climatistas terrified of both?
Oops I forgot to open the vent!
Why do I always talk in terms of primary fossil fuel energy?
Why do I hate heat pumps so much?
This graphic explains both.
It’s precisely why I will continue to talk in primary energy terms and will continue to bash heat pumps.
Look out for more nonsense from me on these.
We abandoned steam trains for electric trains over 50 years ago.
Why? Because they are cleaner, faster & more efficient.
I didn’t complain about that but today I’m taking a stand against EVs.
They are cleaner, faster, more efficient & cheaper to run.
That’s why I hate them.
Say you want a lightbulb to give 1100 lumens of light.
How much fossil primary energy does it take to run an incandescent lightbulb?
How much renewable energy does it take to run an LED light?
Now you know why I still use incandescent lightbulbs in my house.
I’ve been bashing wind power for the last few days because finally the wind has dropped after 3 record months of wind generation.
But now the sun has ruined my day.
My beloved foreign gas is not even providing a quarter of our electricity 😩
What I’m really saying here is I don’t like climate models because they predict further warming
What I’m really saying is that we shouldn’t have models. Let’s just walk into a climate disaster without even knowing what’s coming
You think that’s plain crazy? Hit the like button.
I have a friend who works for a frozen food co & regularly works in freezers at -20C
Yesterday after work he went for a sauna at 55C
That’s a temperature range of 75C
He’s still alive and well
Yet climatistas get all hot under the collar with a global mean temp change of 2C
Learn with Latimer.
This is a greenhouse. We grow plants in here because it’s warm. I even pump it full of CO2. My tomatoes do fine.
Why do the climatistas panic so much. The world will be just fine as a giant greenhouse.
What’s not to like about a warmer greenhouse planet?
I hope you watched the Clintel funded climate the movie
It once and for all showed how we are being played by biased climate scientists as their next grant depends on fear mongering and promoting a false narrative to make us all poor and cold
For unbiased science don’t miss it
I do believe real Alder has become more of a parody account than this one😜
Do you know anyone else who cant understand the difference between daily temperature fluctuation and a change in global mean temperature?
And wants to publicly admit it?😳
The UK government are set to ban the sale of petrol motorcycles from 2040.
I’ve seen a gap in the market for fossil fuel fans so I am launching a new company selling a range of coal fired steam motorcycles.
I’m thinking of calling my new company bike crank. What do you think?
The wind, sun, water and batteries can power the UK for 100% of its energy needs for as long as the planet exists.
But only for 95% of the time.
So what’s the point?
Every day the sun generates about 3.94 X 10^23 kW.
The total energy which reaches the earth surface is about 80,000 X 10^12 W which is 10,000 times the current global energy demand.
If only there were a way to capture this energy.
Oh wait there is but I campaign against it.
Remember
@latimeralder
regularly tells us China isn’t interested in an energy revolution & doesn’t give a flying fig about climate change.
He says he follows the data but the data disagrees with him.
Don’t believe his lies and misinformation.
He’s a climate & energy crank.
Fields flood.
Fields have always flooded.
They flooded when I was a child.
So what?
If farmers want to remain in farming they should start fish farms or perhaps consider paddy fields of rice.
You reap what you sow.
People are raving about solar power
On Friday night we had the biggest solar storm since 2005.
At midnight at the height of the storm I checked the UK solar PV generation.
Zero, nothing, until 5am.
Yet we are expected to depend on renewables for a net zero future.
Madness.
I mock grid scale batteries telling people they are useless & can’t support our grids.
But they are now the most invested in energy tech on the planet & are growing rapidly.
People have explain why to me but I don’t listen.
Where am I going wrong?
Yesterday’s solar eclipse made countries reliant on solar energy cold and poor. Blackouts all over 🇺🇸
Yet another season why fickle unreliable renewables can’t cut it.
They don’t work at night or during solar eclipses.
It’s utter madness we are deploying solar power.
This is so bad I don’t know how to parody it so won’t try.
It’s utterly hilarious & just shows hiwnAlder takes people for idiots.
He’s created an equation from observations of CO2 conc & temp change and called it a climate model.
He actually thinks this is a climate model🤣
I don’t believe climate change poses any danger.
But just in case I have put Latimer Magma on wheels.
Then I can easily move North or South depending on the climate.
Simple solution and I will vote for any political party that subsidises this instead of net zero.
How much will NOTzero cost you?
£50K contribution to open a coal mine
£80K for a coal powered car
£10K/year for a chimney sweep
£250K in climate adaption measures.
Early death due to pollution- priceless
So £390K per year to destroy the environment and your health.
Happy?
Why is X my preferred channel for communication not a peer reviewed scientific journal or serious professional magazine, journal or blog.
Because it allows endless amounts of unchecked extreme BS, lies and misinformation.
Quite simple. How else would I get my message out?
The US is electrifying its school bus fleet.
Imagine constantly being late for school roll call because you had to stop and charge on the way or not even making it as you died in an EV fire.
The utter madness of net zero 🤪
Why do so many people think I’m ignorant about climate and energy matters?
I get all my info from the daily sceptic, wattsupwiththat, the telegraph and the mail.
Can anyone tell me where I’m going wrong?
I spent yesterday attacking climate models.
When challenged I used my well honed slippery crank tactics of deflection, avoidance, refusal to read explanations or watch videos why I am lying, and bombarding challengers with pointless questions.
What a cranktastic day that was.
I make this mistake constantly.
Under estimate renewables growth and over estimate the amount of fossil fuels that will be used.
But my crank army love it.
What’s not to like?
Today it’s the turn of batteries to bear the brunt of my ignorance and lies.
They are becoming a threat & reducing FF consumption
We will never power Britain from batteries. It’s will take 79557 trillion batteries to run the grid for 7 seconds at a cost of £100 trillion a year
I hate batteries and constantly try and make them look useless with my crazy maths.
But nobody seems to be listening to me.
Batteries were the most invested in energy tech in 2023.
Someone is going to have egg on their face.
Can you guess who?
Is climate crankism a Religion?
It has
A God - CO2
Priests - Fossil fuel execs
Original Sin - energy efficiency
Disciples - me
Saints - Patrick Moore/Judith Curry
Indulgences - coal
Satan - renewables
Heretics - climate scientists
etc
Sure looks like a religion to me
It Sunday so I’m off to church.
Today I’m going to pray for the last surviving coal power plant in the UK.
Let’s be honest my campaigning has failed miserably.
I’m putting my trust in God that coal will rise from the ashes and make Britain great again.
Every time Latimer Alder posts lies and misinformation ‘Honest Alder’ will correct it by posting the truth.
Crankery, lies, misinformation, deliberate misinterpretation/misuse of data and denial of science has no place in this field.
This morning I am again saying the rest of the world doesn’t give a flying fig about emissions & climate change
Why do I say this? Firstly I can’t read a flattening graph. Secondly I know absolutely nothing about energy policy & trends in Asia or in fact anywhere on the planet
This is a plant. I recently discovered something called photosynthesis. This requires carbon dioxide.
Now please can we stop this net zero nonsense.
Surely this is all the evidence we need that net zero will make us and plants cold and poor.
The cost of not zero.
Costs from extreme weather will keep rising until human induced climate change stops.
This will happen whether climate cranks like Alder deny there are any negatives of climate change or not.
Don’t believe the cranks. They are liars or ignorant or both.
The green graph is back and now 4 years out of date.
We all know
@latimeralder
is in pain now that it has dawned on him that most people just laugh at his crazy crank takes on climate and energy.
Enjoy this little gem again as it advertises his ignorance and desperation.
Uncle Latimer what have you been doing today?
Oh I have been campaigning against your future, for more fossil fuels and significant climate change.
What did you achieve?
Absolutely net zero.
I’m so pleased you are a failure Uncle Latimer. I want a future.
Fun fact for you.
I always use primary energy in my charts & I will do in my net zero for dummies video.
Why do I always use primary energy?
Because 72% of the global energy input is currently lost after conversion & it makes the transition look harder than it is.
Simple.
This morning it’s the 8,798th time I have posted this image.
My whole argument to continue global warming at a pace is based on this one piece of data.
Am I really a crank?
Daddy what do you do for a living?
I spend my life obsessing about CO2 and telling lies about climate change and renewable energy.
Why do you do that daddy? That’s not a very nice or rewarding thing to do.
Because I’m a crank darling. A crank.
Thats just the way I roll.
An Inconvenient Truth about me.
I’m a broken man who’s out of ideas so here is my greenhouse post again.
Please do not share it as it triggers Climatistas
It keeps plants warm
We put plants in greenhouses because they grow better when they are warm
Warmth is good for plants
@aDissentient
Investing in our energy infrastructure is a good thing.
We can also stop wasting money on our gas network infrastructure once we all move to heat pumps, geothermal and district heating.
That will be a huge saving let alone not having to buy foreign fossil fuels.
Life is simple in Latimer world.
Why do climate scientists complicate everything?
CO2 is plant food and the gas of life.
The world is greener and better fed.
All hail CO2.
What’s not to like?
Serious question.
Have you ever seen anyone who knows less about climate and energy matters than me?
If you have I will give up this account.
See you tomorrow 😜
I often like to look back and review the success of my anti renewables rants.
The problem I have is when I do I come away deeply disappointed and upset.
Over 80% of electricity capacity additions globally are now renewables.
Where am I going wrong?
Any ideas anyone?
Remember no matter how many times I try and tell you wind power is useless the reality is it’s an amazing way of generating electricity.
It’s here to stay, it wasn’t abandoned & is growing rapidly.
I can bark at the moon all I want but in reality everyone is just ignoring me.
🤝 We've partnered with nine different North Sea countries to develop a report with the Offshore TSO Collaboration (OTC) group
The paper demonstrates our progress towards the ambitious goal of 300GW of offshore wind capacity by 2030
It also shares a deeper dive into the
Why am I as slippery as an eel?
Why do I mute and block those who challenge?
Why do I lie day after day?
Why do I rely on daily sceptic and wattsupwiththat?
Why do I try and undermine climate science?
Why won’t I answer a straightforward question.
You decide.
Today I made my 5,000th anti wind post.
The result.
More wind power and more electricity generation by wind than ever before with more on the pipeline.
Some could say I’m pissing in the wind!
This morning I made the claim that fossil fuels provided 75% of the UK energy over the last 4 days.
What I didn’t tell you is that this is primary energy and 2/3 of that was wasted in lost heat.
I hate electrification as it’s too efficient and means less fossil fuels.
Gullible fool of the day award goes to
@christwine3
He loved climate the movie and fell for it hook line and sinker without a single critical thought. As a bonus he also thinks the educated are upset by it 🤣
Well done Chris a sack of coal is in the post.
We have been told we have global boiling.
Comeback when we reach boiling point climatistas. Until then give it a rest.
(You will see I have taken advice to update my graph but note it still ends in 2020, I really don’t want to show what has happened since).
I have recently learned about photosynthesis so I think you should all bring yourselves up to data and learn about it too.
I have taken this from my climate change for dummies video.
CO2 is the gas of life. Without it plants would die.
4 little words guaranteed to bring a chill to a climate cranks heart
‘Published peer reviewed science’
Please don’t use it.
It’s not fair we only have fake graphs, daily sceptic and wattsupwiththat as resources with a little help from the right wing press.
Every minute the earth receives more energy from the sun than the whole planet uses in a year.
We have efficient ways to capture this energy and could become so energy rich our lives would be transformed.
But me, I don’t want that. I want good old fashioned FFs
Utter madness
Has anyone got an example where I accepted the evidence someone sent me, I read it and then realised I was wrong so changed my opinion on something?
Thought not.
Serious question.
Have you ever seen anyone who knows less about climate and energy matters than me?
If you have give an example & I will give up this account.
See you tomorrow 😜
Poor old Alder. His increasingly lame posts make him look like a beaten man. But it does also make the life of a parody account much harder 😅
Do you think it is beginning to sink in he’s completely failed in his quest for more warming and blocking net zero?
Such a shame 😜
It’s Monday morning so I’m heading off to the school of pseudoscience for my first lesson of the day.
Don’t worry I will return to cranking for round 2 of misinformation later this afternoon.
The UK has the greatest wind potential in Europe but today it’s calm & I can bash wind.
I say we abandoned it 200 years ago.
The data says otherwise. In Feb, March & April wind provided more UK electricity than any other source.
Why do I make myself look so stupid?
Alder is a beaten man.
His posts have recently got more extreme and cranky. He’s out of ideas.
People are increasingly challenging his nonsense and showing up his arguments for the unevidenced cranky claims they are.
He’s getting rude and touchy with people.
Good.
Claim: scientists are lying about climate change.
Reality: climate change is real, clearly visible and measured by 1000’s of instruments & scientists constantly. There is no evidence it’s a lie or the data is doctored.
Verdict: lies and misinformation. Alder is a gullible fool.
Fun fact for you.
Since 1990 the UK has consumed over 1 billion tonnes of fossil fuels for road transport for ICE powered vehicles.
Less than half of that actually propelled the vehicles.
The rest was wasted as heat.
But I’m happy, it increased demand for fossil fuels 🤪
I’ve always wanted to be a real scientist but failed. And ended up driving buses.
Now I’m a crank pseudoscientist I attack real science. It attracts the fellow cranks.
But I’m the one who does real, hard science, not climate scientists.
I do real experiments. I do I do I do.
@MikeBernersLee
Renewables are replacing fossil fuels in many countries.
The problem is developing countries more.
We need an acceleration in electrification of transport and heat to make a big dent in fossil fuel use since most grids are becoming less and less reliant on fossil fuels.
Me and my fossil fuel energy crank buddies often highlight the mining for the elements required for renewables and electrification.
Fun fact for you but keep it a secret. 🤐
Fossil fuel mining requires at least 535 times more mining than the clean economy displacing it.
First post of a new week and yes you guessed it, starts off with a lie.
Alder claims the UK plan for net zero is to rely on wind power alone.
Have you ever met a bigger liar or more ignorant person?
I haven’t.
Blocked yet again.
Alder really can’t take any criticism or challenge.
A weak, lying vile individual.
I will still ridicule this complete ignorant fool. He can’t silence the truth.
Climate cranks tricks of the trade.
Have you ever wondered why many of my graphs stop a few years ago and are never up to date?
My life expectancy graph always ends in 2015.
Could it be that there are things I need to make my claims and other things I don’t want you to know?
Actually the consensus amongst scientists is that homeopathy is junk science.
But I won’t let that get in the way of my little story to try and undermine climate science.