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Miami, FL
Joined March 2021
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2 years
When i get a gf i’m gonna post her one limb a time like shes exodia
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3 years
This how it is fr
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3 years
I think I rather get called a slur over being called “Latinx”
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3 years
Sadboi “car guys” are the absolute worst 😭
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3 years
Sorry to hear about this, but y’all like my new wheels?
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3 years
My neighbor just woke up to this 🤬🤬🤬
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2 years
Networking is a formal way to say dickriding for employment opportunities
the word “networking” just makes me mad
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3 years
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10 months
Just saw Spaceghostpurrp asking for money outside of 7/11 lol
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2 years
If you see us at arcade odyssey, just know we fucking raw
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2 years
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@Tvrtlx
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3 years
BRO SHUT THE FUCK UP
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3 years
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2 years
Couldn’t afford a hotel so to arcade odyssey we go
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3 years
Holy fuck i was kinda cool
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3 years
This twitter user has passed away
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3 years
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2 years
If i had a gf i’ll pull up to her job and ask her for money infront of her coworkers
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3 years
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3 years
@luluthirteen How does it feel to insane tweet?
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@Tvrtlx
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3 years
Every old honda has that smell, and you know exactly what I’m talking about.
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3 years
Dudes be like “i’m going for a drive to clear my head” and do 130 on the turnpike
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3 years
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3 years
She posted her bf yesterday on IG so I took matters into my own hands and shut it down.
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3 years
When you’re jerking off at the produce isle and feel someone grabs your shoulder
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@Tvrtlx
christian
2 years
Just got fucked soo good 😍
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2 years
Just unfollowed someone cuz they were wearing an inkaholics shirt lol
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3 years
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1 year
How it feels bringing lunch to work
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1 year
“Networking” you mean professional dick riding? 🤨
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3 years
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2 years
Got kicked out of the wharf for walking around with a diamond tester
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2 years
For the next 6 months, become addicted to these 9 habits, and you'll be unrecognisable by may 2023...
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@Tvrtlx
christian
3 years
Ima need someone to bully me into getting a gf
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bassi
3 years
Can’t believe I got bullied into buying these, anyways REAL CARBON MIRRORS NOW 💯
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3 years
Hialeah rappers be like i got my ass beat at the palacio de jugos on 47 when i was 13 🔥
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3 years
You think spongebobs spussy gets soaping when you squeeze him?
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2 years
@maylahh We stumbled into this family operated hole in the wall called pinecrest bakery 🔥
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3 years
White washed hispanics are more racist towards hispanics than anyone else.
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2 years
Theres a local guy with s2000 hotrod
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3 years
She has me on a leash drinking her squirt out of a dog bowl
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3 years
Top 3 white people 1. Tony Hawk 2. Jeff Hardy 3. Steve Nash
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3 years
Nothing like playing Mr.Brightside will have every male in their 20s screaming at the top of their lungs
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3 years
After 2 years of being between an M2 or waiting for the Kona N to release I’m proud to say I now own my dream car ❤️
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3 years
If you unfollow me & I see you in a car accident, I’m just keep on driving
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christian
3 years
The zipper can’t hold all that dick huh?
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bassi
3 years
thanks boss, no homo we smokin penises tonight 😮‍💨
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3 years
Homestead mfs be like “tom thumb was a movie last night”
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3 years
My internship just lead to a full time position, I start Monday 😁
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3 years
At iii points on tinder with a 1 mile radius
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3 years
Thanksgiving? We need some pussygiving and I have to be pussyreceiving
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3 years
😎🤷‍♂️
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1 year
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2 years
Shes an 11 cuz i dont wanna hear that shit either 🤷‍♂️🙈
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3 years
Are your 4 other burner accounts in this room with us?
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2 years
Hello 😁
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3 years
Using her squirt in the humidifier
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3 years
God I’ve seen what you’ve done for others
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Uncle Yerc
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Aye hell naw SEND FEMA RIGHT NOW DOG
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3 years
Hi Twitter lol
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3 years
“Car go in circles”
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3 years
The ideal miami couple is a construction worker bf and nurse gf
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3 years
This ad makes drunk driving look super cool
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2 years
Hybrid theory did more for society then any of the rest tbh
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2 years
@imskumbag This sick in like a period correct typa way
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3 years
Those leon medical center drivers whip that shit like hellcats lmfao
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2 years
You can get in a car crash with nick cannon and come out pregnant
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2 years
I’m sharing my lunch with my work wife
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Packing his food to take with him>>>>
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1 year
bitches be like “lets go to wawa” bitch i wawant you to touch my peepee😹
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3 years
I’m telling FAFSA y’all buying ketamine
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Why are you in miami for spring break at the age of 29?
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2 years
Got sent to HR cuz my coworkers didn’t believe I was half horse
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3 years
You can’t take a white women anywhere without them making this stupid face
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3 years
I must be Muslim the way I’m fasting 😎🔥🤪😈🤷‍♂️
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3 years
The more broken of a human i become the better my customer service voice gets
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3 years
Just got an internship in my field 😈
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3 years
I came to the bathroom to jerk off and i just started sobbing uncontrollably
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3 years
This mf in a ford explorer
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Vacation time ✈️
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2 years
Told the la fitness employee i was going to cancel my membership and they got to their knees and started crying telling me about their wife and kids
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1 year
I’m really turning 26 …
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3 years
I knew I had to quit my old job when one of the managers told me he loves cheating on his wife with pregnant bitches
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2 years
The bar is in hell
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2 years
Grown men be like “oh hi mister elon musk 🥺😇🤭”
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3 years
3 inches is the new 8
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2 years
Daw LMFAO
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Lucki is DUI music
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