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@TumeloMatshela

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He/Him | Manchester United | Cincinatti Bengals | Los Angeles Lakers. Being insufferable is my most endearing quality.

Bloemfontein, South Africa
Joined April 2012
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
2 years
The issue we have is y'all colonized blackness, stamped your own experiences and perspectives on it and made everyone else have to pay tribute TO YOU to reclaim their own identity. You gentrified and Americanized what we all feel, and in doing so silenced the rest of us.
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@TumeloMatshela
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8 months
Such an alcoholic you turned Irish mid tweet😭😭😭😭
@enliven369
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8 months
I feel sorry for me liver at this point😪
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@TumeloMatshela
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My mom denies her ex like I'm not living proof that she knows that nigga and I'm sorry but that's real as fuck😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@TumeloMatshela
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@Queen_Finxa It's a small guess nje💀
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@TumeloMatshela
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3 years
@KamaraLauren2 Black twitter after you throw hands:
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2 years
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@TumeloMatshela
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1 year
@MphoMoalamedi I love the part where he's saying she doesn't complain about any of the stuff she used to complain about anymore, nothing about him changing his ways😭😭😭😭😭
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
2 years
Side hustles to supplement your main salary. I don't know when we decided employers are allowed to pay less than a comfortable living wage.
@LizzieCosmos
Tired Peasant ☭🇵🇸
2 years
What’s a scam that’s become so normalized that we don’t realize it’s a scam anymore?
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@TumeloMatshela
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5 years
OOMF chatted me up for weeks telling me she's gonna be in town and getting me excited. That night she smashed my homie... Turns out they'd been planning to smash for ages and she just needed me for transport😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
3 years
@RaNdOMneSs_Dezi @WoodieWudpekher @BrokePhighBroke The beauty of this response is in the way none of your reasons include "I trust my man"😭😭😭😭😭
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@TumeloMatshela
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4 months
I hate that y'all are making me tweet discourse again, but here goes: Shamiso should not have to do anything!!!! Women have always and continue to be burdened with the rejuvenation of broken men. He needs a therapist, and to leave her alone!!!!!
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@TumeloMatshela
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@TumeloMatshela
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4 years
@Baxter97907217 @yoppawontmiss @IssaBernardKMG @CultureCentral2 Acapella really isn't for a cypher A cypher's supposed to test how dope you are on a beat, like how fire you'd be if someone dropped a beat on you right now and you had to spot to save your life. Rhythm, flow, and bars!!! Polo had bars and good content but he missed the point
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
1 year
@lulnille I'm getting pissed off that no one's actually saying how old that boy is...
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@TumeloMatshela
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7 months
It was a long ass month, but we survived ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️
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@keneuoe_
KenzyGal I guess
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February Photo Dump 📸 🤲🏾
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@TumeloMatshela
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2 years
@MulhollandL0ver @7EYRW You're a troll but these days you say some of the most real/reasonable shit on this app and that scares me
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River➡️Sea
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@ninamole97
Sypha Belmont ✨
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Having bacon, salami and chorizo on one pizza is a bit much,no?
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
@MarkrhH99 @milkpeel You could've: Swept up some cat hair Waxed a hairy back Replaced a coffee filter Charged a fitbit Ate a cookie Volunteered at a suicide hotline But no sir! You turned faux communist and tried to all lives matter the fuck out of a compliment.
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@TumeloMatshela
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3 years
@VofDoom @TrulyTafakari @itsLeeYuh If your grandma has any notes hidden somewhere that's a best seller sis. I wanna read that😩😩😩
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
2 years
@FittedZi @StreetFashion01 Shame. You wear it with shame😭
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
8 months
By the way, I was just celebrating my small W✨️✨️✨️✨️
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
8 months
One thing about God!!!! He will show up!!!!!
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
2 years
@Bonisile_RMS Present dad because he only shows up for gift giving occasions
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
1 year
Thrift prices higher than new clothes.
@T_Bell0
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What's Maseru math?
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
Nothing more humbling than nursing a parent. I promise you, all the shit I post here, all the jokes, the hahas, all the smiley faces, none of this matters. I haven't asked the universe for a lot with much success recently, but please don't take my mother💔💔💔
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
3 years
So, like, I knew something was coming, but I had NO IDEA what it would be🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰Ie tsebe I've never dropped to my knees in tears of joy, today it happened and I am not at all shocked it's her doing😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
3 years
Basali ke baloi guys😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍this woman made me cryyyyyyyy!!!!!! MEEEEE!!!!! A REAL ASS NIGGA LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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@TumeloMatshela
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2 years
@GoldFrontsNip22 The only thing you did was call it black!!!!! The rest of Africa has been fighting white imperialism since before Washington and his boys threw tea in the Boston Harbour. You have a painful history of oppression, but it is neither unique nor yours alone.
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
@persiarainn @HELMUTLAMB Climate change We love to see recycling 👏🏾
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
@Es_Three_ @esmahbbvc @ishiikay Ion think white Jesus has the n word pass😭😭😭😭
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@TumeloMatshela
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@wenigroes @jaketheoptimist If you're going to be materialistic you need to at least know the things you're talking about
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
3 years
In other news🤗🤗🤗
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
Glory glory Man United @ManUtd 😁😁🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
GUYS @Maya_Legacy DID IT AGAIN!!!!😭😭😭😭 I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW Y'ALL 😍😍😍😍🥺🥺🥺🥺
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
3 years
@Ronknowed @icexboogie A smooth kakarot???
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
3 years
@PFF_AustinGayle 1. The Colts without any starters in their secondary 2. The Titans without any front 7 3. The Texans 4. The Jags defence in any practice drills 5. A stiff wind 6. Doug Pederson 7. Florida man, any variety
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@TumeloMatshela
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3 years
A few weeks ago, I was compiling a playlist and I had to think of what this woman is to me. I ran out of superlatives🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
Storytiiiime: I have this highkey mjolo curse that makes every relationship I'm in either end or start collapsing around my birthday. 2020 was the year that was supposed to change, and for 12 days and 16 hours it seemed like that curse was gone ey. Countdown to my L starts now...
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
2 years
@DrewNextD00R Niggas paying for twitter just to get the largest audience to see them be loud and wrong🥴🥴🥴
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
1 year
Yes, it's the same top😁
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@mprkell
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1 year
I wanna see y’all baby pictures and y’all now ….👀
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@TumeloMatshela
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@ari2pretti @Queen_Finxa Nah we just wanna know why you wash the chicken with the dreadlocks????
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@TumeloMatshela
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2 years
At least coochie is authentic...
@Rakgadi_EM
Fighter Rakgadi 🇿🇦 🇷🇺 🇵🇸
2 years
I rather stick into my small business than prostitution Please support my hustle 🙏🏿
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@TumeloMatshela
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@tiredfeminist_ I don't like that you're tiptoeing on their necks when nothing but two flat feet and a good jumping start will do😔😔😔😔
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
Ntle le Lesotho, what other NGOs do you know?
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
2 years
"we invented blackness" is it crack?????????????
@GoldFrontsNip22
Nip Keepaburner 🇺🇸
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@TumeloMatshela Colonized blackness? LMAO we invented blackness. YOU trying to claim is more like colonization….stepping into our culture but still claiming your own & declaring yourself part owner 😆 what’s that sound like??? & now you’re mad about it like we owe you something.
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
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Maseru - Electricity
@babeotswejang
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Soweto - KONKA Durban - Eyadini Rustenburg - Coconut Bar Mahikeng - Lapa La Ka And wena kasi ya gago le na le eng?
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@TumeloMatshela
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@ntentesas @NandosSA This is quite tasteless honestly, do better💔🚮
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
2 years
@mampesip @_Mpumz You're on every tweet defending this kak statement, iyoh!!!!
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
3 years
Zero originality, zero design, just "Fats'e la bo ntat'a rona" and vibes💔💔💔
@NtatePablo
Ntate Pablo🤓🇱🇸
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Prototype
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
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Basali ke baloi guys😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍this woman made me cryyyyyyyy!!!!!! MEEEEE!!!!! A REAL ASS NIGGA LIKE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
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2 years
There is NOTHING likable about Max Verstappen!!!!!! Every single Verstappen fan is just a regular F1 viewer who got sick and tired of Lewis' domination and jumped to whoever broke up that monotony, regardless of how they did it
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samdraiss
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What is your #motorsports opinion that’ll have you like this?
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@TumeloMatshela
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@GoldFrontsNip22 So you're agreeing, you colonised blackness???? Cause all you're saying is "we used the word first" and I'm saying that doesn't matter to me because I'm not trying to reclaim the word for merch deals, I'm saying stop invalidating the blackness of non-Americans
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
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Probably a chef, ha a pheha oa li hat-
@gani_jonathan
JOE 𝕏
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My woman's feet so fine 🙂 😊
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@TumeloMatshela
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4 months
I hope South Africans know that if the ANC wins again we're sending more Zama Zamas
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@TumeloMatshela
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3 years
Hana ba reng? "We all have the same 24 hours."???😂😂😂😂😂
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2 years
@DoubleJabbedJon @aliMpholo @_theekword @Ms_ZamaNdlovu I get what you were trying to do, I think the tone was just slightly off. No harm done though
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@TumeloMatshela
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4 years
Being sad that my mother's going to be in the hospital on my birthday💔💔💔, then realising the irony of my mom being in hospital on the day of my birth💀💀💀💀 Even the sadness has a few giggles, and I guess I'm grateful I'm still able to smile about some things❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 months
Don't need it😁
@MESematlane
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@TumeloMatshela You have a month! 🤣🤣🤣
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
3 years
The sheer number of black South African men saying MacG gave ARI LENNOX a platform is making me cringe, barf and cry😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭misogyny really smoothes brains, ain't no way😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩😩
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@TumeloMatshela
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4 years
They said I look like Kawhi and I've been happy all day since...😁😁😁😊😊😊
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River➡️Sea
2 years
@MsKawaiiSammy @Dreadful4Tymes It's rape okay, no need to think about it✨️✨️✨️✨️
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@TumeloMatshela
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3 years
Here's my chat: if I'm your friend, we're close enough, and I've got cash, you won't even have to organise your own birthday at all. Inviting me to a party means you felt capable and ready to carry the expenses. Let your friends do nice things for you, don't push them there.
@richy_wrld
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Don't invite me to a birthday party where I have to pay for my own meals and drinks
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
I REPEAT, the misappropriation of state funds and donations during an epidemic, thereby resulting in a shortage of healthcare resources, is tantamount to GENOCIDE!!! A crime against humanity has been, and continues to be committed in that Command Centre!!!
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
1 year
The real question is can you afford bottles???? Talking about whether you'd date a bottle girl, can you even get in the section she's working???? How are you an option?????
@KingDon_za
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Open discussion for gents Would you marry or date a bottle girl 🤔
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@TumeloMatshela
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Nothing much, just some lady I know and the best jelly beans I've ever had ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #MothersDay
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@TumeloMatshela
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3 years
@majorleague1313 @Nossy__ @mandynjl *for the guy. Women start detaching over time as they get disappointed
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
3 years
Tuned in twice, y'all aren't really interesting hakalo. It's not ignorance, people are allowed to have preferences.
@bonolo55Sello
B⃒onōLo💋
3 years
#Lstwitter people are so fucking ignorant,,, we create space chats but y'all don't join
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@TumeloMatshela
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3 years
Flexing about blueticking and archiving chats is not the serve you think it is. It's not cool to constantly remind people whose numbers you ASK for that you're unreliable.
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 months
RE ON BAF2, GRAB YOUR GUMBOOTS!!!!!!!
@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 months
I hope South Africans know that if the ANC wins again we're sending more Zama Zamas
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2 years
@GoldFrontsNip22 I identify as a Mosotho, from Lesotho, the country I'm actually in, because calling myself black rather than just living as a black man is silly. I don't need Nigerians and Somalis and Angolans to identify as anything other than that, they're black still. Y'all are the issue
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4 years
Good evening...
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@TumeloMatshela
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4 years
Bad lighting is actually the future guys🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
2 years
I'm changing your name in my contact list to '7 colours' cause u jeoa ka Sontaha feela
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
1 year
Fuck you Fuck the jaundiced horse you rode in on Fuck the clubbed fingers you type this sexist bullshit with Fuck your "Memela Media is my family's company" looking ass picture Fuck your half baked quarter served jokes The world will be a better place without you, you bald bitch
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
3 years
🕯️🕯️For tweeps to Google what words mean before tweeting them🕯️🕯️
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@TumeloMatshela
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1 year
Do you drink spirits?? There's a 25 year old here I think you might wanna try✨️✨️✨️✨️
@Polly_P1
EmpressGlow
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#30something ...... happy birthday to me 🥂🥂🥂🍾🍾🍾🍾
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3 years
Does your parent even love you if they don't bring you endearmints from their workshop/function???
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
That workplace just got a lot more beautiful ey
@odedanilo
Danilo
4 years
had an interview this morning And I just got the job 🙌🏽🙌🏽😭
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@TumeloMatshela
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4 years
Hair pulled?
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@TumeloMatshela
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2 years
First one's a video capture because I was very picture averse😭😭😭😭 Anyway.... January December
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@Cryptoscipher
CRYPTOS CIPHER
2 years
Post a picture of you in January and a picture of you in December. Let’s see the growth☺️
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@TumeloMatshela
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Msimao😭😭😭😭
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5 months
Hit me!
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@TumeloMatshela
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2 years
You defend the British monarchy like they'll let you wear open toe sandals in Buckingham Palace, and I gotta respect the hustle😭😭😭😭
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
Am I the only one dismayed by how we're all jumping on the new PM's bandwagon??? I get it, change is refreshing, and his family looks good, but he's a politician guys, those people don't deserve the benefit of the doubt until they show they're different
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
Trust mediocre niggas to talk shit about vagina they barely see and never manage to pleasure
@itscatchfire
Catchfire
4 years
Women: Why can’t he find the clit? Her pussy:
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
3 months
Torn between the urge to create more art inspired by you vs put down my pen cause I'll never create anything as amazing as you 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
2 years
So strawberries aren't actually berries, or fruits, they're pseudocarps: the white thingies on their surface are actually the fruits, containing the seeds. The strawberry itself is a cluster of fruits in a fleshy receptacle. Tomatoes, pumpkins, avocados and bananas are berries...
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
2 years
Ho ba fumaneng 0 votes, re kopa liqoso!!!!!! Niggas didn’t even vote for themselves😭😭😭😭
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
8 months
Before this conversation goes any further: Yes, sex work is work! No, transactional sex does not do away with one's right to withdraw consent. Yes, it still counts as rape if the victim is a sex worker. No, you're not just asking, you're victim blaming...AGAIN
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
6 months
The day I accidentally ran into two Reds(who had also just ran into each other) on my way out of campus, and we decided to Unite for a Mancunian snap😂😂❤️❤️❤️
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@kisiithefoodie
Kisii 🕊
7 months
Favorite picture of you so far in March. Let’s have it¿
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
CAUSE MOM'S COMING HOME TODAYYYYY 😁😁😁😁😁🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME NOW AND THEEEEEEEEN DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME NOW AND THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNN
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
1 year
Bad decisions, good people, great times✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@keneuoe_
KenzyGal I guess
1 year
September Photo Dump 📸 🤲🏾🥹
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
3 years
I was having a nightmare and my girl woke me as soon as my breathing changed🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I'm still struggling to put how that made me feel into words❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺🥺
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
@underscoreurb 😂😂😂😂😂nxah
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
3 years
Ske la bona re sa re letho, we’re trying to convince our ancestors to see what other ancestors are doing😩😩😩 Seeing this amazing friendship, two people so in love, surrounded by batho who adore them, ebe ba tlatsa ka ho ba so goddamn beautiful😍😍😍😍Q&C guys, my year is made
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
2 years
Loser energy waiting for a cab💕💕💕💕
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
3 years
WTF this is beautiful😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
9 months
I've been trying to compose myself before I said this, realised tempers are high and venom might be plenty. With that said, I have arrived at this conclusion: To the owner(s) of this establishment Fire EVERYONE involved in the events of that evening, and this statement!!!!!
@themarketmsu
The Market Maseru
9 months
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
2 years
20+ years later, still unimpressed😒😒😒🤒
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@tumelomohotji
𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷
2 years
You as a baby and now thread
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@TumeloMatshela
River➡️Sea
4 years
Shut down a HOSPITAL because of a PANDEMIC???? You ever seen anyone shut a rehabilitation centre down because of a recreational drug boom??? Is it crack??? Is that what y'all parents smoke???😭😭😭😭
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