The issue we have is y'all colonized blackness, stamped your own experiences and perspectives on it and made everyone else have to pay tribute TO YOU to reclaim their own identity. You gentrified and Americanized what we all feel, and in doing so silenced the rest of us.
@MphoMoalamedi
I love the part where he's saying she doesn't complain about any of the stuff she used to complain about anymore, nothing about him changing his ways😭😭😭😭😭
OOMF chatted me up for weeks telling me she's gonna be in town and getting me excited. That night she smashed my homie...
Turns out they'd been planning to smash for ages and she just needed me for transport😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I hate that y'all are making me tweet discourse again, but here goes:
Shamiso should not have to do anything!!!! Women have always and continue to be burdened with the rejuvenation of broken men.
He needs a therapist, and to leave her alone!!!!!
@Baxter97907217
@yoppawontmiss
@IssaBernardKMG
@CultureCentral2
Acapella really isn't for a cypher
A cypher's supposed to test how dope you are on a beat, like how fire you'd be if someone dropped a beat on you right now and you had to spot to save your life. Rhythm, flow, and bars!!! Polo had bars and good content but he missed the point
@MarkrhH99
@milkpeel
You could've:
Swept up some cat hair
Waxed a hairy back
Replaced a coffee filter
Charged a fitbit
Ate a cookie
Volunteered at a suicide hotline
But no sir! You turned faux communist and tried to all lives matter the fuck out of a compliment.
Nothing more humbling than nursing a parent.
I promise you, all the shit I post here, all the jokes, the hahas, all the smiley faces, none of this matters. I haven't asked the universe for a lot with much success recently, but please don't take my mother💔💔💔
So, like, I knew something was coming, but I had NO IDEA what it would be🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰Ie tsebe I've never dropped to my knees in tears of joy, today it happened and I am not at all shocked it's her doing😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
@GoldFrontsNip22
The only thing you did was call it black!!!!! The rest of Africa has been fighting white imperialism since before Washington and his boys threw tea in the Boston Harbour. You have a painful history of oppression, but it is neither unique nor yours alone.
@PFF_AustinGayle
1. The Colts without any starters in their secondary
2. The Titans without any front 7
3. The Texans
4. The Jags defence in any practice drills
5. A stiff wind
6. Doug Pederson
7. Florida man, any variety
Storytiiiime:
I have this highkey mjolo curse that makes every relationship I'm in either end or start collapsing around my birthday. 2020 was the year that was supposed to change, and for 12 days and 16 hours it seemed like that curse was gone ey. Countdown to my L starts now...
@TumeloMatshela
Colonized blackness? LMAO we invented blackness. YOU trying to claim is more like colonization….stepping into our culture but still claiming your own & declaring yourself part owner 😆 what’s that sound like??? & now you’re mad about it like we owe you something.
There is NOTHING likable about Max Verstappen!!!!!!
Every single Verstappen fan is just a regular F1 viewer who got sick and tired of Lewis' domination and jumped to whoever broke up that monotony, regardless of how they did it
@GoldFrontsNip22
So you're agreeing, you colonised blackness???? Cause all you're saying is "we used the word first" and I'm saying that doesn't matter to me because I'm not trying to reclaim the word for merch deals, I'm saying stop invalidating the blackness of non-Americans
Being sad that my mother's going to be in the hospital on my birthday💔💔💔, then realising the irony of my mom being in hospital on the day of my birth💀💀💀💀
Even the sadness has a few giggles, and I guess I'm grateful I'm still able to smile about some things❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
The sheer number of black South African men saying MacG gave ARI LENNOX a platform is making me cringe, barf and cry😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭misogyny really smoothes brains, ain't no way😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩😩
Here's my chat: if I'm your friend, we're close enough, and I've got cash, you won't even have to organise your own birthday at all. Inviting me to a party means you felt capable and ready to carry the expenses.
Let your friends do nice things for you, don't push them there.
I REPEAT, the misappropriation of state funds and donations during an epidemic, thereby resulting in a shortage of healthcare resources, is tantamount to GENOCIDE!!!
A crime against humanity has been, and continues to be committed in that Command Centre!!!
The real question is can you afford bottles???? Talking about whether you'd date a bottle girl, can you even get in the section she's working???? How are you an option?????
Flexing about blueticking and archiving chats is not the serve you think it is. It's not cool to constantly remind people whose numbers you ASK for that you're unreliable.
@GoldFrontsNip22
I identify as a Mosotho, from Lesotho, the country I'm actually in, because calling myself black rather than just living as a black man is silly. I don't need Nigerians and Somalis and Angolans to identify as anything other than that, they're black still. Y'all are the issue
Fuck you
Fuck the jaundiced horse you rode in on
Fuck the clubbed fingers you type this sexist bullshit with
Fuck your "Memela Media is my family's company" looking ass picture
Fuck your half baked quarter served jokes
The world will be a better place without you, you bald bitch
Am I the only one dismayed by how we're all jumping on the new PM's bandwagon??? I get it, change is refreshing, and his family looks good, but he's a politician guys, those people don't deserve the benefit of the doubt until they show they're different
So strawberries aren't actually berries, or fruits, they're pseudocarps: the white thingies on their surface are actually the fruits, containing the seeds. The strawberry itself is a cluster of fruits in a fleshy receptacle.
Tomatoes, pumpkins, avocados and bananas are berries...
Before this conversation goes any further:
Yes, sex work is work!
No, transactional sex does not do away with one's right to withdraw consent.
Yes, it still counts as rape if the victim is a sex worker.
No, you're not just asking, you're victim blaming...AGAIN
The day I accidentally ran into two Reds(who had also just ran into each other) on my way out of campus, and we decided to Unite for a Mancunian snap😂😂❤️❤️❤️
I was having a nightmare and my girl woke me as soon as my breathing changed🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I'm still struggling to put how that made me feel into words❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🥺🥺🥺🥺
Ske la bona re sa re letho, we’re trying to convince our ancestors to see what other ancestors are doing😩😩😩
Seeing this amazing friendship, two people so in love, surrounded by batho who adore them, ebe ba tlatsa ka ho ba so goddamn beautiful😍😍😍😍Q&C guys, my year is made
I've been trying to compose myself before I said this, realised tempers are high and venom might be plenty. With that said, I have arrived at this conclusion:
To the owner(s) of this establishment
Fire EVERYONE involved in the events of that evening, and this statement!!!!!
Shut down a HOSPITAL because of a PANDEMIC???? You ever seen anyone shut a rehabilitation centre down because of a recreational drug boom???
Is it crack??? Is that what y'all parents smoke???😭😭😭😭