Fun story I just heard about a friend of a friend: while in zoom court, her cat walked across the screen. When she tried to move him off camera, the legal reporter asked for the name of her "legal assistant." And that's how Stan the cat got entered into an official trial record.
On a sidenote, my own sweet
orange boy Schrodinger passed on Monday. If you're looking at this, you probably like cats, so please spare a second to remember my funny little guy.
More pics and stories here:
I've moved from the denial phase to spamming all my friends with past pics/stories about my amazing, dearly departed cat Schrodinger.
Please feel free to laugh at these! He was SUCH a funny guy with such personality, and I'd love for y'all to celebrate his life with me.
#cats
@Ancommiey
@JeffreyCMcKay
- Chairman of the Board of Supervisors for Fairfax County - Please watch this video and address this ASAP with the police. This is a violation of the First Amendment and personally makes me feel incredibly unsafe as a citizen of Fairfax County.
James Cromwell, who literally glued his hand to a Starbucks counter once to protest an upcharge for vegan milks, must have had the damn time of his life as Ewan in Succession, getting to call out everyone constantly for being horrible.
Watching Muppet Christmas carol with my in laws and probably driving them crazy with my extolling of the costuming in this film. (It's really some of the best historical costuming you'll see, it changes appropriately based on year and class of person, down to the smallest rat).
Also I TOTALLY should have used "court reporter" here, sorry y'all. I'm not actually a litigator at all, so I literally haven't been in a court room - virtual or in person - since...2016? And that was when I volunteered to judge a mock trial competition.
Wait, I forgot - I actually was at the Supreme Court in 2017 (we didn't go in the courtroom, it was just in the big foyer) and spoke to law students being initiated into Phi Alpha Delta. I got to meet Justice Sotomayor!
I still didn't interact with the court reporter at all, lol.
Jorts quoting Cesar Chavez beautifully reminds me of the time my 5th grade show featured a segment on Chavez and the grape strike; it ended with 2 girls dressed in grape costumes (balloons in trash bags) dancing to "I heard it through the grapevine."
In retrospect, that was odd.
I've moved from the denial phase to spamming all my friends with past pics/stories about my amazing, dearly departed cat Schrodinger.
Please feel free to laugh at these! He was SUCH a funny guy with such personality, and I'd love for y'all to celebrate his life with me.
#cats
Y'ALL this tweet has gained enough attention that one of Stan's human's friends saw it (NOT our mutual friend) and told her about it omg.
I really hope she's okay with her cat going semi-viral.
Was anyone taught about the importance of removing metadata from their Microsoft Word docs in law school? Or taught /how/ to remove metadata from their docs?
It occurred to me that this is a pretty important thing that I can't recall ever learning in school.
@harriepw
As a first year law student, I nervously said in an internship interview for
@LambdaLegal
"Sodomy, it's cool!" (while talking about Lawrence v. Texas). I was mortified, but I ended up getting the position anyway!
I finished a book on the Marvel Cinematic Universe and was just reading through the notes at the end when....out of nowhere, there's a 2 page chapter on green special effects for the Hulk, with more notes right after.
I was so confused until I realized it's a MID CREDITS CHAPTER.
Just spoke to an in-house attorney who does /not/ practice trademark law, but whose identity and credentials has been fraudulently listed as attorney of record on over 2,000 trademark applications filed at the USPTO. (!?) It appears that this scam is being perpetuated via Fiverr.
So i'm a 34 year old woman who hasn't lived with my parents full time since 2009, but my dad still researches everything he can about every firm I have an interview with and tells me excitedly all about it. It's very sweet.
My sister is an elementary school music teacher and apparently has shared this tweet with some of her classes. :)
If they're looking still:
Hello students! Stay away from the rest of twitter, kids, only look at the cats!!
I'm excited to debut the new logo for my solo law firm Catalytic Law! I wanted a logo that was simple, playful, and memorable, and I definitely think we achieved that.
My career is taking a turn, y'all! I've accepted the position of visiting assistant clinical professor at Suffolk University Law School, where i will direct the intellectual property and entrepreneurship clinic. I'm really excited to teach and work with students full time!
@Ancommiey
@fairfaxcounty
Government,
@FairfaxCountyPD
- this is NOT okay. This is a violation of the first amendment and needs to be addressed immediately. Active steps need to be taken to ensure this never happens again. Police should NEVER be pointing guns at bystanders holding cameras.
Wonderful news! Both my husband and I have new jobs! I'll be starting my work as a trademark associate at a firm in DC on April 25 and he'll be starting patent work at another firm the week after! IP POWER COUPLE LIFE!!
@cbrelltweet
@Ancommiey
They asked me to email them the video. I did, and cc'ed the chair of the board of supervisors as well. I then went and tagged every supervisor, the Fairfax county gov account, the PD account, and a ton of local news orgs in this thread to spread the news. The chair did respond.
Lawyer friends! What's your non-traditional post-graduation advice for law students?
Mine: if you end up getting married, remember to keep filing your taxes separately if you both have student loans, or it'll mess up your income based repayment plans.
I'm glad that the Muppets Christmas Carol didn't try to answer the question "what does a genetically combined frog + pig look like anyway?" Nah, the cratchitt's boys are somehow all frogs and the girls are all pigs. No questions will be answered.
So my husband is a patent lawyer and I'm a trademark lawyer. Our home offices are directly across the hallway from each other. I keep my door open for cats, he keeps his closed because cats.
Today, I keep hearing a power drill? coming from his office.
I'm just...not going to ask.
I aspire to be the type of spouse who'd threaten to beat up my spouse's boss if he showed up at our house on Christmas day asking why he isn't working and made my spouse stutter with fear. Miss Piggy is supportive partner goals.
"Trademark attorneys all have something wrong with them. You're going to start caring about the difference between a meat pie and a shepherd's pie. Your friends will never go to a grocery store with you again." - My managing attorney, back when I was in USPTO examiner training
Twitter Friends, I got a job! I'll be working with trademarks and cannabis law for a fantastic firm with an office in DC! I start in a few weeks and I'm extremely excited about it. 😀
An ex of mine who borrowed a large and not inexpensive book of mine (a comic book compilation that weighed like 5 pounds) in 2012, and then MOVED TO ANOTHER STATE WITHOUT GIVING IT BACK, has been checking out my LinkedIn profile.
....WHERE'S MY BOOK, MICHAEL? GIVE IT BACK.
Apropos of nothing, was just reminded of the time I applied for an internship in law school and got a rejection email that said "Sorry, we hired someone who was actually qualified for the position."
It was just so cartoonishly rude that it took my breath away.
I just realized that I never asked my new law firm whether they use one or two spaces after a period stylistically. Or if they care.
What if their answer is WRONG!?!?
Hello friends! I'm a trademark attorney with 5+ years experience in prosecution seeking a full time position. I'm a former USPTO examiner with expertise in TESS searching, cannabis and hemp TMs, and quick, efficient TM application drafting, searching, analysis, and advising.
I also love that Muppet Christmas Carol leans into the Victorian music style so hard and so unashamedly. You feel accomplished when you learn all the lyrics because there are just so many.
You know if the local miser suddenly started singing and going on a shopping spree and passing out gifts and money in the street, I'd start following him around too just to see what he does next.
I love this artist and this interview! “It’s. Not. Just. You. ADHD can be such an isolating and lonely experience, especially when you don’t have any friends who have it or who understand your struggles. You are awesome, and you’re not alone!” Yes, all this.
My new interview with
@pjfeinstein
on
@wolfandfriends_
is finally up!!
I loved opening up about things I haven't talked about in interviews before — in particular, how
#ADHD
impacted my childhood and career! 💖
Just saw a "job" posting for an IP attorney at a record label. The posting says explicitly that it is an unpaid position.
For the record, this is illegal and unethical AF. They're not even trying to disguise it as an internship, ffs! Unpaid internships are also usually illegal.
I once got yelled at by an attorney for drafting a letter which ended with "truly yours" instead of "very truly yours."
I had only been an attorney for ~6 months and had only worked for this guy for a few weeks. His employees were scared of him. It was a very bad environment.
Sean Silverman: Silverman Bar Exam & LSAT Tutoring
Opinions may vary, but:
Professors shouldn’t scream at law students.
Judges shouldn’t scream at lawyers.
Adults in power shouldn’t scream at other adults. It just makes the screamer look like, to use a recent term used by Justice Kagan at oral argument, a nutcase. Screaming in
Coming up with icebreakers for my law students tomorrow at clinical orientation. Considering asking them who their favorite Beatle is. Does this date me too much?
The IP issue in Glass Onion doesn't make sense to me. In it, the issue of who has ownership of a company, which has extensive contracts in place, comes down to who wrote the original idea for the company down on a napkin. Uh. Does anyone else think this doesn't quite track?
My husband took a trademark CLE ("because I ran out of patent options"); the speaker claimed that dips and dipping sauces were in different classes of goods/services for TM purposes. I just checked and ...he is correct. I am still working out what the difference is.
A required DC bar course has a guy saying "if you have any dealing with social media as a lawyer, or if you go on Twitter, which I hope you don't...."
Good lord, when was this recorded? It is very possible for a lawyer to be professional and ethical on social media.
Huzzah, I passed the Massachusetts Law Component Exam on the first try! This was the last step for me waiving into the state bar, so I should be licensed in Massachusetts here soon! More certificates for my home office wall!
I have received two publication offers for my law article (High Hopes: Cannabis Trademarks at the USPTO) and just accepted one. This is my very first law article (beyond a law school case note) and my first submission cycle; I'm relieved by and pleased with the outcome!
When i pushed my backpack under the seat in front of me on the airplane, the Bad Spaniels dog toy in it squeaked in protest. This caused the lady in the seat next to me to give me an odd look.
Me: "I'm a trademark professor."
(This probably explained nothing)
@ellle_em
We (7m, 14m) follow our primary minion (34f) around the kitchen and stand under her when she's preparing food (we don't do this to anyone else), because we know she's clumsy and the most likely to drop food that we can steal. Are we the assholes?
My then boyfriend, now husband gave me this infuriatingly amazing book by
@ryanqnorth
several years ago. I never managed to get through all the possible endings (because it is over 700 pages long!) and lately decided that I was going to make it happen. It is...quite the task.
This is a GOOD thing.
Once, a friend interviewed several rounds for a fellowship with a charitable initiative. When they offered her the role, the salary was set at the federal poverty level, as it was supposed to teach their fellows to be more sympathetic to their clients.
Sean Silverman: Silverman Bar Exam & LSAT Tutoring
ADHD slice of life: Scheduling an alarm for the meeting you have in 15 minutes, because you know that although you may remember it at this exact moment, you might get distracted by something else shortly and will totally forget in a few minutes.
I set...so many alarms.
@OKWildlifeDept
I don't have a dog, but my cat Akira Purrosawa is a catch and release hunter.*
*He caught a mouse in our house at least 5 SEPARATE TIMES but let it loose every time because he thought it was funny to watch us humans run around after it.
@JeffreyCMcKay
@Ancommiey
Thank you for responding. Please make sure some accountability happens. I completely understand and agree with the rampant suspicion that nothing will come of this and no one will be held responsible or punished (that's what usually happens!) but i really hope to be proven wrong.
While I was at my parents' in Dallas, I placed ~200 tiny ducks around their house. I'm really enjoying my mom's Facebook posts about the one's she's found so far. :)
What's a fact about yourself that used to be a defining feature but most of the people you interact with now probably don't know?
For me: I'm the youngest of 33 kids (no one cares about your birth order after you turn 30). I also played harp throughout my childhood and college.
Picked up my new pink suit today from the tailors. My Trademark attorney Barbie look for the Barbie movie is ready to go!
(I will, of course, also be wearing this suit to conferences, including the cannabis IP summit I'm speaking at in Montreal in September!)
@CWolfEsq
I was always pretty appalled by the "donate sick leave to other people" practice when I worked at the USPTO. Good lord, you're the federal government, you can certainly afford it, just be decent already and give people the maternity and sick leave they need.
@ellle_em
I have a very loving home full of cuddles and treats with minions who regularly let me outside into a fence backyard for playtime, but I still constantly meow at the back fence gate hoping that someone else will let me into the unrestricted outside. AITA?
In the past few days, i have learned that a ton of people think that every lawyer out there is making over $125,000 a year. Although plenty of lawyers do, lots of early career lawyers and lawyers in the non profit, government, and academia industries make far below that amount.
The USPTO's examination guide on this topic is long and wordy, so if you want a quick rundown of what cannabis goods can be registered with trademarks at the USPTO, here it is: (I examined cannabis trademarks at the USPTO for ~2 years) 1/?
A good question. The USPTO will register trademarks for for specific cannabis goods that were essentially decriminalized under federal law. Off the cuff thread 1/8
@rachaeldickzen
@Ancommiey
I assure you that a thorough investigation will take place and that its findings will be shared with our community. The pointing of a firearm prompts an internal review that will be monitored by the Independent Police Auditor who reports directly to the Board. (1/2)
There's no "right" way to look like a lawyer. In all the photos below, I was a kickass lawyer.
Also, thinking there's a "right way" to look like a lawyer tends to result in disproportionate harm to BIPOC and people who don't conform to gender norms. Let's...not do that, okay?
Spray tan and lashes doesn’t make anyone less of a lawyer. What *does* make someone a bad lawyer is making conclusory assumptions based on appearances.
And my eyesight is so bad that contact lenses are literally medically necessary.
Do better.
Did y'all know that the USPTO had a gift shop? It's technically the inventors hall of fame museum gift shop, but it is in the USPTO. They def need more trademark shirts and accessories, but they have way more (R) stuff than I've seen in the past! I went a bit wild.
For the record, friends, i do know the difference and i do take care to use the correct terms myself. I don't judge other people who don't though, because life is too short.
I'll write more on this later when I have more time to formulate my thoughts, but in the meantime, I strongly suggest that attorneys check the USPTO trademark register to ensure their names are not being fraudulently listed on applications, whether you're in trademarks or not.
@ellle_em
I (14m) take advantage of the fact that my roommate (34f) thinks I'm getting frail and old (because I am) and jump up on the counter as much as I like because I know she's afraid she'll hurt me if she just knocks me off to the floor. AITA?
Hey, the Washington Post talked to me about Barbie Pink and color trademarks! Only one of my comments got in but I'm still delighted lol.
(I sent the reporter all the color trademark record links she included in the article! How cool).
Actual automated warning about my DC bar app (paraphrased): "You said you moved out of residence
#10
on Dec. 29, 2017 and into residence
#11
on Dec. 30, 2017. This gap is impermissible! WHERE WERE YOU THAT ONE NIGHT IN 2017, COUNSEL?"
Me: "....A hotel?"