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🇺🇦 Tom Phoolery 🟦

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hey @Russia go fuck yourself.

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🇺🇦 Tom Phoolery 🟦

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4 years

I think someone wants my twitter username.

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4 years

@PUSSYINNlT what have I done??!

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@sockless__ she probably meant Lois & Clark tbh

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4 years

As soon as this quarantine is over, I want to: - break free - ride my bicycle - make a supersonic man out of you

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@Akirathedhole there’s a giant steel ship down there under immense amounts of pressure. it makes noise pretty much constantly. think about how radiator pipes sound and multiply that by 1000….you get the general idea.

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@Sci_Phile my eyes: “GET BACK HERE!!” the curved line:

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@JollyRogerMMA @benyahr get it you douche my dad is in the hospital because of people who aren’t vaccinated

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@richardiii come on man

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4 years

@alishaneva help me the poggers are after my identity

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@PUSSYINNlT 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dying over here lol

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3 years

@florianmade @JuddLegum @benthompson plot twist: we all go a little sociopath sometimes

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2 years

This was the most incredible thing I’ve ever done. Shoutout to ⁦ @thacher ⁩ and ⁦ @DisneyParks ⁩ for changing the game! Galactic Starcruiser was so fun, the actors were very entertaining (especially Lt. Croy!), and I really did feel like I was in a Star Wars movie.

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2 years

@dan_abramov now that react is both class-less and state-less, you could say react has achieved Peak Marxism.

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2 years

@steveklabnik my mom needs a KVM switch for her office and i’m really hoping she ends up on the linux kernel mailing list somehow arguing about virtual machines

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2 years

@steveklabnik rustc: a fursuit for your code

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3 years

@okjulia I only fuck with the 1998-2005 vintage of pizza pringles

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7 months

@its_adamneely no offense but i literally didn’t notice. in fact, every time you do upload i’m more inclined to see what it is because i haven’t seen your face pop up in my feed for a while. scarcity, even artificial scarcity, is a VERY powerful motivator.

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8 months

@JollyWangcore “unfortunately, i like half-life” - jolly explaining his career choices

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7 months

@timjacobwise taylor swift made it to a super bowl in her rookie year, and she didn’t even play the full season! can’t wait to see how her career develops in the NFL.

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3 years

@QuinnyPig Managed NFT Gateway

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@steveklabnik

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2 years

@mizwulee @nxuticalstrider @GAFollowers She got up on the counter to lead her friend into battle, then peaces when shit hits the fan. This is the kind of girl who starts a bar fight then calls her boyfriend to bail her out.

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@desusnice bicoastal-curious

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1 year

@richardiii i feel like you and i have just stumbled upon the reason why this isn’t a good idea lol

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3 years

@cuchulu @quidditch424 @aceisjoy paging @jjabrams please cast @levarburton in a Star Wars so this tweet makes sense.

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@RonnieSerp @ZBerm he was at the last game on the sidelines IIRC, definitely got filmed giving out some hugs after the game.

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4 years

@Walmart

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2 years

@steveklabnik furries do like to contain themselves in an impenetrable mascot suit that protects them from the potential hazards of the outside world, and i guess that's basically the rust compiler. now i can't stop thinking of `rustc` in a fursuit. thanks steve.

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10 months

@Ajion @t3dotgg because ‘tain’t the client, and t’ain’t the server!

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8 months

@Venatrix18 @drew_garland think the latter may just be buffalo wings

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9 months

@SwiftOnSecurity lol wait why is it parsing the html at all? doesn’t even look like it gets used!

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3 years

@xameyz @kelseyhightower that’s a feature, not a bug. laws (at least in the US) are written so they can be interpreted by lawyers and judges to fit a particular situation. this not only makes the law more resilient over time, but also prevents draconian measures for relatively small things.

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5 months

@PhillyCrumb don rickles ladies and gentlemen

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3 years

@DeidreEversull @toggleModal @OKWildlifeDept the same tiger at my house moments later

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7 months

@steak_umm the “save” icon, because it depicts something nobody uses anymore (a floppy disk)

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5 years

@nycsouthpaw @SwiftOnSecurity “The students had arrived legally in the U.S. on student visas, but since the University of Farmington was later revealed to be a creation of federal agents, they lost their immigration status after it was shut down in January.” ?????????????????????????????????

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1 year

@RobPlays we download we upload we leech and we seed drink up me hearties yo ho we encode we rip at the high qualities drink up me hearties yo ho yo ho yo ho a pirate’s life for me.

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2 years

@antlople @NuttySwiss The Twitter engineering blog’s CSS is broken in dark mode, but looking back through the decade+ history of those posts is probably a good start. Most of the major innovations Twitter made in the scaling/ops space were documented thoroughly. Also their GitHub.

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3 years

@ConSelfOwns > striggeant lmao

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2 years

@JortsTheCat is there shame in purposefully making your video game cat get stuck in a bag?

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1 year

@paulkrugman is this a Schroedinger’s Recession? like, if we look away for a sec it’ll happen, but as long as we’re preparing for one, it won’t?

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4 years

this is bullshit dude i added it to cart

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10 months

@BlvdSubway looks like the Delaware River has better access to transit than most neighborhoods in the NE 🤣

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3 years

@DioptaseSystem @LOCAL58TV

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4 years

@searls “your metreage may vary”

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1 year

@ProfessionaIYB i literally don’t care what this dude has to say ever. i never did and i won’t in the future either.

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6 years

@morganastra @ReinH LOLshevik.

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2 years

@elonmusk people are warming up to it.

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2 years

@CelluloidHoax @bae_xyz @atomicthumbs bold of you to assume people read what they share

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10 months

@BlvdSubway explain this then 🤣🤣🤣

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6 years

@sarahmei I would also like to file an injunction defining the word “rockstar”, legally you must be fueled entirely by whiskey and cocaine.

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3 years

@alexqarbuckle true story: I was playing flight simulator on 9/10/2001 and crashed my 747 into the World Trade Center towers (accidentally). then I woke up the next morning and someone else actually did it (on purpose).

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3 years

@adamhjk Shay Bannon: “I love using other people’s software for free!” Also Shay Bannon: “Hey! Stop using my software for free!”

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4 years

@RFirebeard @PS5StockAlerts this guy got one...

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2 years

@LOCAL58TV A reminder of the world’s greatest Local 58 fan account to have ever graced the bird site:

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2 years

@sammorril “I’m in Naples!” “Italy?!?” “Oh no…”

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2 years

@JoeSondow @PicardTips they’re not paying attention to the location field :)

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2 years

the dumbest proposal ever was “hey let’s make more rules for programmers but have it do absolutely nothing for the runtime”. you know how people love arbitrary obstacles with absolutely no benefit to their daily life.

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3 years

@steveklabnik the funniest part of that article was when they suggested peach would be less expensive than mario…like tell me you’ve never played mario kart without telling me you’ve never played mario kart.

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4 years

@dennisdesantis In security software, I’ve also been seeing the change from whitelist/blacklist to safelist/blocklist. Frankly I think the new words are more descriptive.

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1 year

@steveklabnik git commit -am “he mad”

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3 years

@xameyz @kelseyhightower mechanical law is what creates oppression. the idea that one can interpret that law is one of the only tools we have to fight it.

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4 years

can't stop thinking about this while watching Mr. Sensenbrenner talk

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1 year

@DisneyDan you don’t even really need to do any external construction. the halcyon is still “docked in space”, you just run the shuttles to and from the park using the same route. the major diff is that disney doesn’t have to pay 24/7 actors. THAT is the $$ they’re going to save.

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6 years

@StackStatus

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11 months

@jamonholmgren if he’s mad about this, don’t tell him about the fact that the HTML he’s writing in JS are actually function calls

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@notshenetworks fun fact: engineers generally work in teams, so people skills still matter. not having them in place literally prevents you from making more money. it’s weird how people still think engineering is a “lone wolf” kind of job because it for sure is not.

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@CStyles45 @cctvidiots ahh it’s been a while and i love this video

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3 years

@TechConnectify same as it ever was.

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4 years

@milimidi @dennisdesantis can we call them “pitcher and catcher”?

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3 years

@11Manifold @TubboLive that doesn’t look like me at all.

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3 years

@dan_abramov this is it. this is how you center a div.

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@marknorm alriiiiiight

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@swear_trek

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@SnackAlgorithm @alexqarbuckle well depending on what you believe, either a bunch of extremists or george bush

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3 years

@SwiftOnSecurity are you there Alexa it’s me Margaret

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4 years

@UKRaveComments omg those two old women are right out of a Monty Python sketch

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1 year

@wondaland @autostraddle @JanelleMonae yes

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3 years

@rn_wing @TMZ @TeeBern Wikipedia seems to be taking this seriously.

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3 years

@JollyWangcore I feel that way every time you release a video regardless of how long it’s been since the last one.

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2 years

@jordansissel many tech companies are 2-10x overvalued and everyone who’s paying attention already knows this

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10 months

@ken_wheeler the demo is cool but it does kinda look like it could be replicated with an apple watch & airpods. y’know, if siri was better.

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9 years

@tenderlove "I'm getting too old for this JIT" - Danny Glover, software developer

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@t3dotgg

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@JollyWangcore you made it

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3 years

@nephew_time @Deadly_Laser @RoxyTall This guy’s life story is a pretty good example of the USSR’s penchant for jailing perceived threats to the system, as well as their love for shooting themselves directly into the foot.

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10 months

@_MikeBishop always thought we needed crosstown subways on the larger arterials, like Washington and Oregon. they could transfer with the BSL, be built at the same level as the MFL, and connect to both Southwest Philly’s trolley network and the airport, respectively.

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@Video_Two @egg_dog don’t worry, we have a relocation plan for fishes. spoiler alert: it’s my stomach

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5 years

@visiteroda why should we avoid leaving Eroda on odd-numbered days?

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7 years

this @lbryio thing is pretty cool

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4 years

@TechConnectify @lazygamereviews my favorite was the one where in the middle of the review the screensaver comes on and it just says “PENIS” in all caps in that wonky wordart font from windows 98. probably my favorite YouTube moment.

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1 year

POV: playing the Loveland demo @DEVHOURGAMES

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@RealMamaEagle do people not realize how petty SF has been to literally everyone else in the NFL? there’s a reason the chiefs are rubbing those rings in their face lmao

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@aaaaadriannnn the barnes collection’s relocation to an actual museum was prob the last example i can think of. it was/is a controversial decision, but def helped both the international tourists who wanted to see it and the residents of the neighborhood that they were causing problems for.

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3 years

@CAPYBARA_MAN @KevinClough ok I pull up

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3 years

@JollyWangcore crate genocide and holocaust jokes: perfectly family friendly one suicide joke about a fictional being:

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3 years

@sandrinejoy7 @surjithctly @MrAhmadAwais this is not entirely true, as evidenced by preact’s ability to use class=“” in JSX. it’s mostly a design decision made a long time ago before React was open sourced: I wouldn’t be surprised if this was changed in the future given how JSX works these days

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3 years

@CooperCodes @TaelurAlexis come on dude use your brain…it’s obviously the libretto to Java: The Musical.

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2 years

@stevenmarkryan @elonmusk how does this end dependence on ad revenue? is the idea that enough people (namely content creators) will pay for twitter so that it doesn’t need to serve ads? I’m all for that, it just wasn’t clear how this plan would make money.

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