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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

1 month

Christine Flowers in a nutshell.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

I saw Jason Kelce having lunch at Honey's and asked him to come say hello to me and my friend on his way out. So he finishes his lunch and comes over and says "Just wanted to say hello," and I yelled "Jesus fucking Christ Jason, I'm trying to eat here."

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

@eelaware (I didn't really, but he was super nice and was happy to talk to people.)

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

I forgot that I made this shirt. I should try selling these.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

@StephenSilver That makes sense, I heard it a long time ago.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

I somehow survived this crime-ridden hellhole today.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

4 months

I was ready to believe the statistics, but now I have to believe the Uber eats delivery guy in the northeast.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

Lol another weak bitch.

Christopher Tremoglie

@chriswtremo

7 months

@PhillyCrumb @jamiehinkle_ isn’t going to date you @PhillyCrumb . She’s already married. Bullies like you tend to do better with the women at Media Matters. Might I suggest you obsess over some other female instead of a mother trying to protect children from being exposed to radical,

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

9 months

@TheTNHoller Shitbag.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

This should be appended to every one of the crime update chucklefucks' tweets.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

I fixed this image so no one has to go looking for the article.

Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

Lol another weak bitch.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

8 months

So I'm driving through the Philadelphia suburbs called Kensington...

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

5 months

@Annie_Wu_22 I haven't heard any protesters calling for the death of Jews, but I'm going to different protests than this guy.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

1 month

Here is noted childless incel Ann Coulter with Philadelphia's own Temu version of Sarah Palin.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

Americans lost their lives in Italy during WWII, but that hasn't stopped Christine from visiting there several times, and even living there while she was a student. In conclusion, no one wants to see her disgusting coffee cup at La Colombe while reading another made-up story.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

This reminds me that Tony Bruno, an impotent noodle-armed old fat man, hasn't been to Philly in years and was too scared to ride the el when he was here. He is weak, old, and impotent, and he cuts his scalp when he shaves his head.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

8 months

This chucklefuck just discovered the Wooden Shoe. Where's he been the last 35 years? (Not in Philly.)

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

This apparently made some people really mad. I hope they find the comfort they need in the burbs.

Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

I somehow survived this crime-ridden hellhole today.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

This guy thinks you can see Temple by looking up Broad Street from Center City. 🤣

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

2 months

@KellyScaletta @JDVance Vance is a turd.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

2 months

A drunk driver killed that doctor? How can that be? I heard it was a medical emergency.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

Hard to argue with this.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

4 months

@EllieRushing Sorry, a softball coach in the northeast who knows some cops said crime is definitely not down, so I have to believe him over the statistics.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

4 months

What kind of goddamn monster hates Gritty?

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

@JTLawrence @mr_saltz Why don't you take that walk and report back what happens? You'll either be fine or you might get shot. Either way, it will be a great story.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

@chriswtremo @jamiehinkle_ Might I suggest you tongue-punch my fart box?

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

2 months

Christine Flowers can't afford a vacation because she is a shitty lawyer working for a tiny firm that does very little business, and the money she has goes toward an expensive CC apartment and dinners alone at Parc. All of which are Kamala's fault.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

8 months

@ice15464 @depthsofwiki

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

This has got to be one of the weakest-ass pussies in the Philly suburbs. He shits himself just thinking about getting on the el.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

4 months

Thank God Christine didn't have any children.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

1 month

Chinatown really turned out for Christine.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

Christine Flowers, a lawyer from Havertown who went to Merion Mercy Academy and Villanova, and now lives in a center city condo, has some thoughts about "real Americans."

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

1 month

She has no idea who Lil Jon is. 😅

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

4 months

@highbrow_nobrow @RightWingWatch Are people saying he's not a Nazi, because this guy is a Nazi.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

1 month

@PhillyInquirer Wow, Jeff Yass seems great! I'm glad I don't know anything else about him!

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

Tony Bruno lives in Florida.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

John Bolaris woke up this morning and decided that maybe he got thrown out of Fri Sat Sun for a very good reason, and that reason was racism.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

To the surprise of no one, Christine Flowers does not support unions. #shitbag

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

9 months

@theliamnissan Seems innocent to me.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

5 months

@OleMiss That school must be so proud.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

This fat old man in South Philly wants a civil war. 🤣

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

14 days

@CoffeyTimeNews @realDonaldTrump I prefer the longer view.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

@SusannaMcCoy19 The what?

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

@whstancil Weren't these guys crying about Biden "locking up his political opponents?"

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

4 months

This pro life Catholic woman had a brother who was an addict. He committed suicide.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

1 month

Lol she mad.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

3 months

If people kept calling me a cunt day after day, I might start to wonder why.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

5 months

🤣🤣🤣

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

Let's support this guy. It's not like he's a career criminal or anything.

Skinny Joey Merlino

@skinnyjoeym

6 months

Exciting news! Breaking ground today at the location for Skinny Joey’s Cheesesteaks! It’s goin to be the best in the city! How do you like your cheesesteak? Let us know in the comments below 👇 #philly #sixers #flyers #phillies #trending #cheesesteaks #southphilly #joeymerlino

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

2 months

@synoizia He looks so proud.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

3 months

Lol grifters gonna grift.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

8 months

This might be the dumbest thing you'll read today.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

3 months

@theliamnissan That never is not funny.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

9 months

I want to be defunded like this.

Sheepywasbanned

@Sheepywasbanned

9 months

@mr_saltz This is the defunded Philly police you wanted. Go make a citizens arrest.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

You can tell Christine Flowers is a Philly girl because this is the first time she took the el to the northeast.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

I was stabbed and shot several times. Sgt. Cheeseburger was nowhere to be found.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

"The city should do something about plate flippers" *city does something* "Can you believe these fucking people?"

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

@RKoznek @chriswtremo @jamiehinkle_ I'm just sad I didn't get in on any of the Moms for Liberty threesomes.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

Hey, you know that thing you want to do? Why don't you do this other thing? Just curious.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

3 months

Whatever tf this means.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

2 months

Lol ok grandma.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

5 months

Why did this guy's wife kick him out, I wonder.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

3 months

Updated wordier version of this, although the previous one might have been a little more to the point.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

Just remembering when she was @jamiehh88 , which isn't Hiterly at all, according to her.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

In case anyone though I didn't actually have a Kelce spotting today.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

John Bolaris, who used racial slurs at a bar, is voting for Trump, who was found guilty of sexual assault, and who fucked a big-tiddy porn actress while his wife was caring for his newborn son, but sure, tell us about the decline of our once great nation.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

1 month

@MeidasTouch Which is worse?

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

2 months

This guy is mad that he can't just park wherever he wants 🤣

Skinny Joey Merlino

@skinnyjoeym

2 months

PPA is a Tragedy!

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

1 month

@mr_saltz She needs more data on whether people in bike lanes might benefit from concrete barriers. We just don't know at this point.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

Alternatively, you fucked your co-worker while your wife was pregnant, then tried to ruin her career because she made more money than you.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

2 months

Haaaaaaaaa

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

14 days

So cool that Rich Lowry, who used a racial slur when he meant migrant, found some racists to defend him. Nice going, dickhead.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

5 months

Let's remember that the lady from Havertown, who moved to Philly in 2021, thinks Krasner is "not one of us."

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

9 months

This poor guy needs a better job, or he should be picking up fares instead of driving around Kensington making vids of drug addicts.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

9 months

When Clarice Shillinger said she will fight for her daughter, no one expected that she would actually throw hands in a drunken rage at her child's friends.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

Especially old ladies from Havertown.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

5 months

This also totally happened.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

I will have some empathy for Boebert's adult son when Fetterman has some empathy for the Palestinian children being murdered every day.

John Fetterman

@JohnFetterman

7 months

This is a family in crisis and the recreational cruelty I see on social media needs to be out of bounds. I know the impact this has on children. I'm calling for restraint because cruelty has substantial collateral damage. We can't ever forget that they didn't sign up for this.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

@retiredPhlADA What part of Philly do you want to go to but are afraid of?

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

This seems very unlikely. Philadelphia is a dangerous crime-ridden city where Larry Krasner rides around in his limo laughing at all the crime he's unleashed while he watches people get murdered every day, then he poops on the Septa platform at city hall.

Wiffleball

@CorkballOne

7 months

For ppl who are scared of big cities like Philadelphia- I walked all the way from my house to the pizza place and did not get shot, raped or murdered

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

I seriously don't care how many degrees someone has. If they put on that hat and stand next to this dickhead, they're a loser.

Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

Lol two losers.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

4 months

Weird, she deleted this from her FB. I wonder why.

Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

4 months

Christine Flowers is a racist and also very dumb.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

3 months

@LRinaldiArt 😅

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

4 months

Imagine being proud of this.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

I caught the end of the Jawn Stensland show and she was talking to Aarati Martino. Jawn mentioned all the outside money that caused her to lose the CBSD election. They never mentioned her husband Paul though. I wonder why.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

9 months

"You're obsessed with Christine! Single white female!!" --guy who has 500 tweets about Krasner.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

1 month

"Kamala will never be one of us because she has had too many breaks, unlike me, who struggles even now to pay my bills because I don't have any clients after beclowning myself on TikTok yet again."

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

@The8BitIdiot @BostonPatrolmen Cops are the biggest babies sometimes.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

9 months

Why does this fucking hick representative have a say in whether septa gets funding?

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

6 months

Cool that Seth Williams owned up to his mistakes, because he went to prison for them.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

@ninthhostage Bro, it's cool. He just had to run in and get something from Macy's. It's official business.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

1 month

My video editing talents on full display once again.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

@esjesjesj I saw this last week when someone was going in about their budget surplus, ignoring the part about poverty.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

5 months

@grocerieswegner

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

This is amazing. This woman broke her hip outside Target and she told me that she missed the latest episode of Abbott Elementary, so I went inside, stole a TV and brought it out to her. She liked it well enough, but thought last season was better.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

5 months

This worthless cunt can't imagine that families are poor and thinks hungry kids can concentrate on learning. Her parents really failed her. Fuck you, Christine.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

7 months

@civic_grit @southstreetphl I want to be able to drive my F350 directly into the festival and park beside a food tent of my choosing. Why can't I do that? It's such a hassle now.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

8 months

@TheWapplehouse @DGarrettR Yes but he's breaking narratives. Is anyone else breaking narratives? I don't think so.

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Gerhard Rageboner

@PhillyCrumb

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