Trucker Mike @TruckerMike15 Twitter profile

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Trucker Mike

3 years

I'm God. I'm the Devil. I'm the player. I'm the ref. I'm the dream. I'm the nightmare. I'm the lightning and the thunder. I'm life. I'm death. I'm everything. I am Trucker Mike and this is my Twitter.

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2 years

@pokimanelol If my child said they were taking a break for a "mental reset" I would no longer consider them my kin. NO REST!!!

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2 years

@LAxFLAME I could write a full album of songs like that just from my trucking days pal, not that impressive

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2 years

STOP CALLING ME A DAMN CRACK ADDICT I HAVE TO DO CRACK TO STAY AWAKE ON THE ROADS WHICH PUTS BREAD ON MY FAMILIES TABLE!!! NOT SO FUNNY NOW IS IT PUNKS??? STOP IT!!!! NOW!!!!

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1 year

THE DEVIL WORKS HARD BUT TRUCKER MIKE WORKS TEN TIMES HARDER!!!! YOU PUT ME IN A DEN WITH LIONS I MAKE IT MY HOME!!! YOU BREAK MY LEGS I'M STILL CROSSING THAT FINISH LINE!!!! THROW ME ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN AND I'LL STILL REACH NEW HEIGHTS!!! NEVER FORGET THAT!!!!

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2 years

Buddy of mine caught when I did this a year back. YOU DON'T TRUCKING PASS TRUCKER MIKE!!!! I RULE THE LEFT LANE AND IF YOU THINK YOU'LL USE THE RIGHT LANE TO PASS ME THINK AGAIN MOTHERTRUCKER!!!! THAT'S HOW WE ROLL!!! 🚚🔥🤪 #alltruckingday #TruckersForFreedom #Youwilllearn

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1 year

My son Butch eats the Nintendo Switch cartridge for games he doesn't like. He just ate "Tears of the Kingdom" and is in the hospital. Please pray for him Twitter friends 🙏🙏🙏.

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2 years

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT TRUCKER MIKER IN CHARGE OF THE #FIREWORKS 🤯🤯🤯!!! WE LIGHT THAT SON OF A BITCH UP 🧑‍🚒🔥🧯!!! WISH MY 7 YEAR OLD RECORDED CLOSER BUT I WASN'T THERE MUCH WHEN HE WAS BEING RAISED!!! MY WIFE ETHEL TOOK HIM IN AND YOU KNOW HOW SHE IS 🤣😅 🥹🔥🇵🇷🥳

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1 year

Brother, if only they had a guy like me on that submarine to rip it open from the inside and swim everyone to the surface they'd be in a lot less trouble 💪💪💪

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2 years

Today I have been diagnosed with monkeypox, lost 2 of my children, and Ethel told me she has been thinking about divorce. Oh brother.

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

Fumbling beyond belief. Dusting off the playbook. The beast is back.

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2 years

The amount of times I've voted should be illegal

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2 years

IT'S THE GOD HONEST TRUTH BUT IF I AM AT A RED LIGHT AND I SEE NO ONE I JUST GO!!!! I GOT DELIVERIES TO MAKE MY TIME CANNOT BE WASTED!!! #JUSTBEINGHONEST

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2 years

WHEN I PICK UP A HITCHHIKER I DO NOT STOP WHEN THEY TELL ME TO!!! I GOT SHIPMENTS TO TRANSPORT YOU'RE ON MY TIME NOW MOTHERTRUCKER!!! HARHARHAR TRUCKER MIKE!!!

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2 years

. @Zendaya on my way

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2 years

Going ballistic on the entire Applebee's staff and guests because they didn't have enough pink in my chicken, they don't know how the hell to react.

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

Twitter world my son Wilfurd took 3 ibuprofens instead of 2 so I had to put him down swift and peacefully before he suffered a most horrid OD death that is why I have not been tweeting recently #Funeral4WilfurdTomorrow

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1 year

After a 21 hour fight on life support, open chest, tubes in his mouth, Butch has lost his life to the hands of @NintendoAmerica . He ate a "TOTK" cartridge and feel into cardiac arrest. NINTENDO HAS BLOOD ON THEIR HANDS NOW!!! I WANT ACCOUNTABILITY!!!! #defundnintendo #RIPButch

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2 years

Elizabeth was still breathing until I got to her

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

Two years ago my best friend was 8 years old

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2 years

To all the bad and beautiful honey's flooding my DM's and posts meet my wife Ethel WHO I WOULDN'T GIVE UP FOR THE WORLD!!! NICE TRY LADIES BUT THIS TRUCKER IS TAKEN!!! HARHARHAR TRUCKER MIKE!!! 🥵♥️👄

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

Trucker Mike is horny. Lock your doors.

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

Grabbing little munchkins and throwing them in my semi

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Trucker Mike

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1 year

@otterjak THIS IS MY SON TAKE THIS DOWN NOW!!!!!! THAT IS NOT WHAT THE BACK OF HIS SHIRT SAID!!!! NINTENDO KILLED MY BOY!!!!! I NEED TO PROTECT HIS LEGACY!!!!!!

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2 years

There is haram all around me. I must find the halal.

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1 year

@hajiipop @nfr_podcast I THOUGHT THEY CENSORED "STUPID"!!!!

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2 years

@da_porgy WOW!!! THANK YOU BROTHER!!!

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1 year

It's over.

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

If you don't like a little pink in your chicken you are a pussy.

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Trucker Mike

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1 year

#FreePalastine !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

Why are you as a man going to a Jack Harlow concert?

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2 years

Truckers are the backbone of America. Without us, this county would fall. Now what do you think would happen if all truckers united? We'd be more powerful than the trucking military. It's already started, can you feel it already? The bells are tolling, be ready America. Mike.

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2 years

GRAB A LITTLE MINION AND EAT IT OMNOMNOMNOM COME IN MY MOUTH OMNOMNOM!!!!

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2 years

@Catch_My_Dorito I LIKED THIS DAMN IMAGE AND THEN UNLKED IT WHEN I READ IT!!! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS???

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2 years

There are wolves and sheep in this world. God bless everyone. I need Allah with me right now.

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

Thank you everyone for attending Wilfurd's funeral!!! Saw so many friendly faces!!! A beautiful service, with beautiful honeys, and not to mention A ROCKING AFTER PARTY!!! TRUCKER MIKE KNOWS HOW TO THROW A PARTY!!! THE COORS WAS FLOWING ARRROOOOOOOOO!!! #RIPWilfurd #Hewasputdown

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2 years

On 9/12 we remember the great loss America took. I remember Ethel was delivering Dominique and when I saw the first plane hit, I got in my semi, and drove across the country to the Towers missing his birth. By the time I got there the damage was done. TERRIBLE!!! #NeverForget

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

When I was shot 7 times in my sleep by my wife I didn't think I'd make it.

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Trucker Mike

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1 year

Something is happening

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2 years

@alexisgotosleep Alexis I know I may look like a role model but, in this world there are wolves and sheeps, choose wisely.

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2 years

Just do the right thing.

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2 years

@beatsbynav Where is the album Nav? I told my wife she didn't have to cook yesterday because you were going to feed my family but we so hungry, we thought you'd be cooking but it hasn't come out yet!!!

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Trucker Mike

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1 year

I wish a trucker like me could have the same PRIVILEGE of taking a day off especially for a death of a family member. I've lost over 15 of my children while out on the road HAVEN'T TAKEN A DAY OFF SINCE!!!!!!

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1 year

Way nicer than they deserved

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

Just hit the iron jungle and am resting, the beast came out today, they had to evacuate the building. As I lay, I set my eyes upon my expertly crafted muscles, just like God when he rested on the 7th day. Allah is good. Life is good.

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2 years

They place a glass crown of thorns upon my head expecting a savior, but I am alas just a trucker. My dog, Mike, she has dimentia.

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

As I was drinking and driving last night I hit a car again and they shouted at me "I am going to sue you for this!" With a sultry expression I replied "I watch Better Call Saul, sue me bitch" and they drove off angry! Haha cheers to this! 🍻🍻🍻

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2 years

@pinkfigures Trucker Mike.

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

Just got off the phone with @mrbobodenkirk , he is not happy and he wants hell to be payed. Stay tuned people, this is not looking good.

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

When I tried out for Impractical Jokers they got very upset with me because every challenge I'd tell them to say the n word.

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2 years

Once I got suspended I immediately talked shop with Jack Dorsey. He told me exactly what I needed to hear. @Twitter don't ever trucking pull this stunt again. Ever. You cannot kill me, your 2nd pathetic attempt failed. I am this platform I am fucking Twitter. Don't test me.

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@da_porgy The life I live truly cannot be represented by one simple profile picture. Plus I look so damn handsome the honey's flood my DM's just looking at it HARHARHARHARHAR!!!

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@JessicaBlevins @Ninja @timthetatman If my husband made a face like that I'd walk out the restaurant and find a real man.

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2 years

@writerjonallen I have been to prison before, I was Prison Mike.

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2 years

@Comic_Geek94 You don't decide, the rig chooses you. A trucker isn't made, it is born.

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2 years

They tied cement to my ankle and dropped me into the Cary North Carolina Lake and I floated to the top for air to truck another day

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2 years

@peterndudar I ONLY TWEET WHEN I DRIVE MOTHERTRUCKER AIN'T GOT A DAMN MOMENT NOT TO TRUCK!!! THE TWO T'S TWEETING AND TRUCKING HARHARHAR

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2 years

Help me

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2 years

God Weeps when we pour the Coors Light. HARHARHAR!!! CHEERS EVERYONE!!!! 🍻😁🇵🇷🎉🤪

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

"America needs to understand Islam" - El-Hajj Malik El-Shabazz. Truer words have never been spoken, taken to heart. One day I hope to truck in Egypt and Saudi Arabia, see the outside of Mecca, always has been a dream. Powerful. Trucker Mike.

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2 years

I woke one of my son's up this morning, 3am, telling them get ready for school, he said it's summer, slapped that son of a bitch right across the face! That's my #fathersdaysurprise

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

There will be a day where technology does not respond back. A day where Alexa responds in silence, Google does not have your answer, and Maps will direct you to nothing. For technology was never your savior. When that day comes, it will be the day you respond back to God.

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Trucker Mike

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3 years

@FyankaE Thank you m'lady Might I add you are beautiful hummina hummina I went to your page too BEAUTIFUL BOZANKERS!!! ☺️☺️☺️😀😀😀😅😅😅😅😈

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2 years

If I do not make it back home to my family and this is my end

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2 years

@feydemon Hello Nes.

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2 years

Please do it for the kids 🙏🙏🙏

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Trucker Mike

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2 years

Just trucked into Detroit Michigan!!! THIS VIEW NEVER GETS OLD!!! PICTURES DON'T DO IT JUSTICE!!!🥹😜😈💦☎️💰🚨

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1 year

Me watching Sing 2: THEY SING????

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2 years

Watching Sing 2 for the second time because it just keeps getting better. Haven't even seen the first one.

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2 years

TOOK A GROUP PHOTO OF US STANDING BY FOR @nbayoungboy 'S NEW ALBUM!!! THE LAST SLIMENTO!!! IS BABYTRON DROPPING TOO??? DO WE HAVE CONFIRMATION???

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2 years

Wilfurd's Funeral has begun.

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2 years

I ate a TidePod for ALS and now nominate @Qwik @aaronkellerOW and @PlayOverwatch

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1 year

I NEED TO GO FEDERAL NOW!!!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY OD!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST LET THE HORSES OUT THE BARN!!!!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!

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2 years

To celebrate @THEBIKERDARYL 's return to Twitter we went out to Golden Corral with his grandgoblins! To make it not gay I invited @DrDubIsBack to join us and of course he brought the honey's!!! We are back gentlemen!!! We ate so much they asked us to leave harharhar!!!

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1 year

I'm okay with the life of the sunflower

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1 year

@NintendoAmerica You have killed my son and this is your response? Have you no shame?

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2 years

FOR THE PAST 12 HOURS @Twitter HAS MOLESTED ME!!! A SUSPENSION!!! They have binded my hands so I may not like, they have gagged my mouth so I may not speak, and they have made me watch my children starve for I could not feed them I am too powerful, they could not kill me.

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2 years

@Rap I will buy every ticket he needs to perform. I love you.

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Trucker Mike

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1 year

Can anyone pick me up from the Huddle House? It's about 11:06 right now.

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1 year

@mad_chowder I love watching Impractical Jokers alone and yelling out funny ideas and acting like I'm apart of the group

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1 year

Let me know if you thought this was funny

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2 years

@DiscussingFilm NOBODY WOULD CARE ABOUT IF IT CAME OUT TOMORROW WHY THE HELL WOULD WE CARE ABOUT IT IF IT CAME OUT IN 2 YEARS???

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@NintendoAmerica My son Butch ate one of your gaming cartridge's because he didn't like the game and now he's in the hospital. Why do you make them so tasty? YOU NEED TO BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE @NintendoAmerica !!!!!!

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2 years

@TheDJRoach IF MY PROFILE WAS IN NEW YORK DO YOU ASSUME IM A NEW YORKER IDIOT???

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2 years

@Rap I'm stepping in.

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1 year

@Stealth40k NINTENDO KILLED MY BOY BUTCH!!!! HE ATE HIS FINAL CARTRIDGE YESTERDAY AND LOST HIS LIFE!!! @NintendoAmerica THEY STILL NOT ANSWERED TO THEIR CRIMES!!!

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2 years

@HighExarchYrel My thoughts are you drop me in Israel the problems would be solved in 48 hours

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@DiscussingFilm Good news I loved him in Morbius

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@heavyredaction DO YOU THINK TRUCKERS CAN JUST WORK FROM HOME??? IT'S A PRIVILEGE!!! YOU SEPERATE YOUR FREE TIME AND YOUR WORK TIME!!! YOU DON'T COMBINE THEM!!! GET THE HELL BACK INTO THE OFFICES PEOPLE!!! WE WANTED THE KIDS BACK IN SCHOOL!!! NOW IT'S TIME FOR THE ADULTS BACK IN WORK!!!

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@AUDIANRAW @Zendaya No one can out run me.

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@ch33segrl I am above anything you could ever recognize.

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@TheGimmickAcc Tone indicators are for people who do not have the brain functionality to read something on the internet and not believe it 100%, it essentially a form of autism. Tone functionitlitys will never take off unless it's in autistic circles, which is fine, but don't make me use it

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@KanyePodcast MAY GOD STEP IN YOUR LIFE AND SHOW YOU THE LIGHT!!!

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2 years

When they/them finds the piano

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2 years

Golf has the highest spectator to death ratio of all the "sports" in the world. It's a Christian Origin Bloodsport so they won't change it! Not surprising when the whole sport is shooting a small ball (bullet) into a small hole surrounded by big crowds! #USOpen #USOpen2022