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Trent Lanie

@TrentLanie

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Husband, father, Christ follower, farmer.

wakita, oklahoma
Joined May 2012
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@TrentLanie
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4 years
Wifey is a natural on the grain cart. We were short of help and she’s stepping up!
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1 year
Corn is looking pretty 👌 after a 2” rain.
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6 years
My son begins his first day of pre-k at public school today. He knows they don’t learn about Jesus so he asked if we could study biblical stories at night so he can keep learning about Jesus. He says, “Because I love Jesus and God.” If only we all had faith like a child.
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@TrentLanie
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4 years
Prices suck for all crops, which is just one reason why I’m so diversified. That way instead of losing money on one crop I can lose money on 5 different crops 🤗.
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@TrentLanie
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2 years
Corn harvest is a go. However, I won’t be showing yield monitor this year. I think it’s broken.
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2 years
There’s nothing like the guy who sits on the front row at ag meetings and asks questions he already knows the answer to but wants to sound smart and intuitive to impress those around him…the worst.
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4 years
Watch suicide rates start lapping virus kill rates as the economy continues to crumble. No, I don’t want grandma, grandpa, mom, and dad to die but I also don’t want my friends, neighbors, and fellow peers to wilt into deep depression and suicidal thoughts. This wasn’t worth it.
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@TrentLanie
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5 years
Starter fertilizer on the left, no starter on the right (was waiting on semi to fill me up and decided to run a few passes with no starter).
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3 years
People have Ukrainian colors, flags, and supportive quotes in their bio’s and pics. They are protesting Russian vodka, Moscow mules, and White Russian drinks. Yet, none of this helps Ukraine. Americans love virtue signaling more than any country on the planet, I’m convinced.
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@TrentLanie
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2 years
We rolling #corn 🌽
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2 years
1.5” of rain and 80 degrees as the high? The corn says thank you, Father 🙏🏻
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2 years
Corn is looking 👌
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2 years
My son professed Christ as his savior over a year ago but hadn’t gone forward for baptism until today. We didn’t push him. We wanted him to be led by the Holy Spirit and a few weeks ago he approached us and said he was ready for baptism. It’s his faith and I am one proud dad.
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4 years
I’m OK with easily being the ugliest one in our family pics.
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4 years
Kamala Harris is on the Today Show claiming how important it is for kids k-8th to be back in school 5 days a week...these people sacrificed our kids to get Bad Orange Man out of office...despicable.
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@TrentLanie
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5 years
@MattWalshBlog Fats are bad for you.
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@TrentLanie
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6 months
Aaaaannnddd this is why anyone in ag should not vote for RFK, jr.
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr
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As president, I’m going to reverse 80 years of farm policy in this country and end our reliance on industrial meat production, factory farming, and chemical-based agriculture. #rfkjr #Kennedy24
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@TrentLanie
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6 years
I’ve bout died on multiple occasions using this jack. If I see first responders approaching me with this I’ll say my last prayer and prepare to depart from this earth.
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Cheddar
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This jack could save your life.
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@TrentLanie
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4 years
Came home to this meal. Wifey must want something 🤔.
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3 years
@KOCOCarson charge calls a real problem in Women’s basketball as well. They just love throwing that fist out, man...All a defender has to do is slide over, flop, get the charge.
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@TrentLanie
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4 years
#plant2020 is a go
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5 years
My workout this morning wasn’t that good but chiseling out these wet beans made up for it.
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@TrentLanie
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1 year
I always love and appreciate planting the Home quarter.
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1 year
March 15th. Time to plant corn!
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5 years
@MattWalshBlog I’m sure I’ll get roasted but...Quentin Tarantino is awful.
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8 months
My legacy won’t be Lanie Farms. It won’t be my wealth (small 😂). It won’t be anything I accomplish. My legacy will be my children. Number 3 coming in July! I’m just hoping she waits until harvest/double crop planting is over before she makes her grand entrance 😂.
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@TrentLanie
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5 years
Buried the air seeder, drank all my water while digging out the air seeder, and then ripped the crotch out of my jeans...is this God telling me not to plant wheat?
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5 years
You know what? Screw it. Let’s get an early September frost and burn this whole thing to the ground.
@NWSBismarck
NWS Bismarck
5 years
The latest 6-10 Day Temperature Outlook for August 27-31. A cool end to the month is favored. At least this kind of outlook won't hurt as much as it does in January.... #ndwx #ndag #Harvest19 #Harvest2019 @NWSCPC
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@TrentLanie
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2 years
I’m really happy with my corn. It pollinated nicely.
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4 years
Streaming 28% on snowy frozen ground to rile up #AgTwitter
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1 year
This harvest is going to be exciting for dryland Oklahoma corn.
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1 year
Oklahoma evenings
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2 years
Started dusting in wheat today. Not a good feeling knowing it won’t come up without a measurable rain but here we are 🤷🏻‍♂️. Gotta have faith and get going 🙏🏻.
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5 years
Wife and I got a hotel room in downtown OKC. Walked into the room that was given and there were people sleeping in the beds 🤦🏻‍♂️ #awkward
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@TrentLanie
Trent Lanie
4 years
Not too bad for Oklahoma drought corn 🌽
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4 years
I just saw a pheasant and an armadillo fighting in the middle of a dirt road...2020 is lit 🔥
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6 years
Wheat is like that toxic high school relationship. You know you should break up for good but you just can’t help yourself but to get back together again...
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6 years
Interesting. Ran out of starter when planting. Decided to finish the pass before filling up. Pretty obvious how important that starter was for this wheat behind high yielding soybeans.
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@TrentLanie
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4 years
My DB90 came in today. Here’s to hoping i can make all the turns with it 😂
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2 years
We get one good rain after a long drought and now I’m hearing guys worried about getting in a wet pattern and not being able to plant the crops 😂. Just enjoy the rain y’all! 🙏🏻
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3 years
Little dusty in here
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@TrentLanie
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4 years
Finally harvesting some corn...took long enough to dry down...
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4 years
Would people/countries please start #panicbuying corn, wheat, soybeans, cotton, and cattle?
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4 years
Watching “Band Of Brothers” on history channel. They’re invading Normandy. I think back on people like my father-in-laws great uncle who was wounded during the invasion. Shows like this should be required in school to remind us what heroism looks like...
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4 years
Our grain cart has been welded on more times than I can count. After 15 years and millions of bushels, she’s still going.
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@TrentLanie
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5 years
I’ve seen and talked to people who completely hate and trash Dave Ramsey. I don’t understand why. Jealousy maybe? Wife and I are teaching FPU to our youth at church and it’s so good for them to have some financial base to start from. It’s definitely needed.
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5 years
This old girl has 12 years of life/60,000+ acres on her but she still gets the job done. Getting her ready for #plant2020
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3 years
First time I’ve ever seen or heard of a hog in northwestern grant county…not a good feeling knowing they’re here but at least we killed it. See a hog kill a hog…
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@TrentLanie
Trent Lanie
5 years
It’s paid for our farming operation to be default aggressive even if that means we push it a little too wet. I post our screw ups and mishaps on here so that other people can enjoy in our misery 😂. Don’t be too proud to admit mistakes and laugh about it.
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Brian Hill
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@TrentLanie I wouldn’t post stuff like that if I was that stupid
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4 years
I’m thinking about the events today and stuff just does not add up. What a wild/weird day. The lack of security for congress, the ease of rioters to storm the capitol, no answers to the shooting, not seeing names released or stories on rioters...it all seems...staged 🤔.
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3 years
Last bit of prepping before #plant21 . Just a few more days and ground will be a go to plant corn.
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3 years
Hammer
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7 years
@Whitness2Bill @lecrae It seems as if the African American community itself fails to see value in African American lives. More black on black crime than anything.
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4 years
Those who support the state wide/country wide shutdown haven’t lost their paycheck yet. Be careful what you wish for...economy is crumbling before our eyes. It will be a long recovery whenever we get back to work and you may change your mind when you run out of money to pay bills
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4 years
Corn harvest is finished. On to bean harvest while I start planting wheat. Beautiful chaos on Lanie Farms.
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3 years
My kids watched the movie Twister with me tonight. They were pretty in awe of their movie star dad and asked a bazillion questions throughout the whole movie. I’ll just keep letting them think their dad is a superstar for the time being 🤗.
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6 years
My dad is on the far left. His old track team had a reunion and they honored them at the game. Pretty cool! #Okstate
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5 years
The only good thing about this market crash is that our 11,000 gallon fuel tank is about empty and we are ordering fuel today 🤷🏻‍♂️ #SilverLining
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4 years
I went to thinking I was undersold on beans to thinking I might be oversold in a matter of 7 days...
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2 years
Yesterday while planting corn I see a shadow and hear a deafening noise. The noise was so loud and sudden it made me jump out of my seat. Vance Air Force makes runs through our area and they were flying low. I thought the tractor was coming apart 😂.
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1 year
2.8” today has the water running off. Forgot what this is like after going through a long drought.
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4 years
I could shoot Santa over this gift...
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3 years
I’m to the point where I’m avoiding driving by my crops to avoid depression…🔥🔥🔥
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1 year
Praise God for rain and mothers!
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4 years
3” and still raining. Thank you, Lord 🙏🏻.
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5 years
Curious if all the people slamming Trump yesterday are backtracking their comments today after the price action we’re getting. I highly doubt it. And no, this is not a pro trump tweet. Just fascinating how I see so many people blame him for literally everything that’s negative.
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3 years
My early plant wheat is starting to head out. Just in time for the freeze 🤗.
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6 years
There’s a farmer/rancher close by that hates anyone driving by his house. It’s a county road. So bc he hates it so much I, naturally, choose to take a route by his house every single chance i get. Clearly my pettiness knows no bounds 🤷🏻‍♂️.
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3 years
I was looking for stamps in my dads office and came upon his 1969 Oklahoma State yearbook. Dad was pretty jacked in his younger days 💪.
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3 years
@AllmericanMayes You’re amazed? What exactly would you have her say? This move torpedoes OSUs athletic department. They will land on their feet but you can’t deny this has created a ton of unforseen challenges. I love the response and I believe most OSU alumn do as well.
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3 years
Double cropping begins.
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2 years
I did that old man thing again where I just realized the radio hasn’t been on for over an hour and I’ve been swimming in my thoughts. Younger Trent would make fun of older Trent.
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4 years
When planting corn on the weekend, row 17 sensor went bad. I make sure it’s planting even though knowing sensor is bad. Decide to just turn that row off on monitor and replace sensor on Monday. Welp, guess which row had a problem? AND it’s on the highway AND it’s where i live.
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2 years
Celebrated 10 years of marriage with @Bethnoellanie this last week. Fellas, never settle. Who you choose as your wife is the second most important decision you’ll ever make. I chose wisely 🙏🏻.
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3 years
Game was awesome. Well worth the trip. #GoPokes ! #NewProfilePic
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5 years
@ndykmn @jasonmauck1 Guy told me, “bad times breed good habits, good times breed bad habits.” Truer words have never been spoken.
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4 years
Always enjoy planting on the Home place #cotton #plant2020
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5 years
With all the uncertainty in ag concerning this weather and all the other junk we’ve been dealing with, we need to have the right perspective: “Be thankful in all circumstances, for this is God’s will for you who belong to Christ Jesus.” 1 Thessalonians 5:18 NLT
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5 years
Yesterday, we took family pics. It’s my yearly reminder that I look older and uglier than the year before and my wife is looking younger and hotter as we age. I’m not complaining! But i do feel sorry for her 🤷🏻‍♂️.
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Tire didn’t look great when i took off after filling. Thought i could squeeze in a 40 acre field and then fix it. I deserve this.
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3 years
Wheat handled that freeze just fine #littlehands
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4 years
The old barn is getting a new coat of paint. My great Grandpa built that barn approximately 110 years ago. It’s the last standing structure left that he built on the homestead.
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6 years
Just realized i haven’t turned the radio on in over an hour in the tractor. Have been in deep thought. Is this a sign of getting old?
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Trent Lanie
6 years
Took pic on the left one month ago. Had ran out of starter and finished the pass before filling up. It was further behind. Pic on the right was taken today and the unfertilized wheat looks much better after all the stress of dryness and hard freezes.
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5 years
Why does twitter show me tweets of people who are followed by people I follow? If I wanted to see their tweets I’d follow them myself.
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1 year
Wheat planting 2023 begins #povertygrass
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Trent Lanie
6 years
“Wheat’s going to $7. Bank on it.”
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2 years
I love working on the home quarter.
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3 years
Never put your finger on the trigger unless your willing to destroy what’s in front of the barrel. Prosecutor is pointing this at the jury…just unbelievable.
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6 years
74 years ago my wife’s great great uncle stormed the beaches of Normandy and took shrapnel in the hip. He limped the rest of his life. Thank God for his sacrifice and the sacrifice of his brothers in arms #DDay
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4 years
Cotton is a pain in the butt but it’s sure pretty this time of year. It’ll look nicer once it’s in a bale.
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4 years
Surprise rain number 4 since last week. Never complain about mid July rains in Oklahoma 🙏🏻.
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2 years
Dryland cotton still looking good.
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1 year
Pain
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3 years
I know I’m not supposed to say this bc I live in Oklahoma but I think Blake Shelton’s music sucks. I’m sure my wife will now disown me but some things just have to be said...
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Trent Lanie
4 years
My son got his football taken away as punishment earlier today. But for the last hour he’s been playing with an imaginary football and I’m impressed with his ability to make the best of the situation.
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4 years
Odd feeling today. Still have under half our wheat acres to plant yet but am taking the day off. No rain in the 2 week forecast and i fear there’s just enough moisture to sprout the seed and die so waiting until it’s completely dry to dust the rest in.
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Trent Lanie
5 years
Me: wheat looks ready. Wheat looks good! Let’s go harvest! Rain:
@RexChapman
Rex Chapman🏇🏼
5 years
Block or charge?🏀🤷‍♂️⛳️😱💥😂
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Love/hate relationship with beans 😑
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