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BREAKING: Donald Trump's personal library was destroyed in the FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago. Both books are sadly beyond repair, and he hadn't even finished coloring one in yet.

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BECAUSE OF ME, IT'S NOW 2020. THAT'S THE HIGHEST NUMBERED YEAR EVER. MUCH HIGHER THAN OBAMA EVER HAD!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

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Donald and Melania Trump are voting by mail. Barron Trump is doing his schooling online. Any questions...?

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People often ask what "gaslighting" is... Trump, 2016: "I know nothing about Russia. I don't deal there. I have no businesses there." Trump, 2018: "In 2016, we were looking at a project in Moscow. Everybody knew about it, it was a well-known project." ...This is gaslighting.

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Trump says he "doesn't have a racist bone in his body..." - Birtherism - Housing Discrimination - The Central Park 5 - "Mexicans are Rapists" - "Migrants are Animals" - "Infested by Immigrants" - "Shithole Countries" - Muslim Ban Seems to me his whole goddam skeleton is racist.

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Dear Trump Supporters, Only 3 miles of wall got built; Mexico didn't pay; Hillary's not locked up; Obamacare wasn't repealed; the deficit's skyrocketed; millions are unemployed; and instead of being "great again," America is the epicenter of a global pandemic. Y'all got played.

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If you're having trouble following the impeachment hearings, let me summarize... - Of those who were willing to testify under oath, ALL say Trump committed crimes. - Of those who say Trump did NOT commit crimes; none were willing to testify under oath. ...That’s it.

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FUN FACT: Donald Trump's healthcare plan has been "2 weeks away" for 43 months now.

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How about this... I'll look past Brady's politics when you look past Kaepernick's.

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The definition of irony is President Trump plugging his son's book while complaining that Hunter Biden profited unfairly from his father's Vice Presidency.

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Just finished reading my son Donald’s just out new book, “Triggered.” It is really good! He, along with many of us, was very unfairly treated. But we all fight back, and we always win!

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FUN FACT: Donald Trump now has more flagged tweets than Electoral College votes.

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So, Donald Trump is basically just some broke guy, with five kids by three different women, who currently lives in public housing.

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If Trump and Putin's phone call doesn't terrify you, consider this: The U.S. Congress hasn't even seen an unredacted Mueller Report yet, but Trump's already briefed the Russian president. No Collusion? You be the judge.

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To recap... - Trump’s daughter works at the WH - Trump's son-in-law works at the WH - Giuliani’s son works at the WH - Barr’s son-in-law works at the WH - Barr’s daughter works at Treasury - Trump's sons still do foreign business But sure, let's talk about Hunter Biden again.

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Look, I'm no political scientist, but I don't think a president building a fort around the White House while threatening to ignore the results of the election is really where you want to be. You know, democracy wise.

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Whenever a Trump supporter asks you to "name one time Trump was racist," feel free to link to this thread... 1973: The Nixon administration sued Trump for refusing to rent to black people. 1980s: Trump's casinos were accused of hiding the black staff when Trump visited. 1/12

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Trump has sent 19 tweets in the past 24 hours that... - Attacked the Free Press - Attacked the FBI & DOJ - Praised Two Dictators - Undermined the Judiciary - Openly Obstructed Justice - Named Himself the "Greatest President" - Advertised a Nationalistic Rally This. Is. Fascism.

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Wow, we haven’t seen National Mall this empty since Donald Trump’s inauguration.

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And here we have 6 of our last 7 presidents "exercising."

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Kellyanne Conway isn't sick, she just has Alternative Health.

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Trump has now put more effort into stopping the vote count than he did into stopping the coronavirus.

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For those who still care about facts, the president does not have the power to award contracts.

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I am in the Oval Office & just gave out a 115 mile long contract for another large section of the Wall in Texas. We are already building and renovating many miles of Wall, some complete. Democrats must end Shutdown and finish funding. Billions of Dollars, & lives, will be saved!

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“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” — George Orwell, '1984'

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The meeting between President Putin and myself was a great success, except in the Fake News Media!

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Imagine if Trump punched a farmer in the face; ...Then punched the farmer's friends & family; ...Then kept punching them all for 27 months; ...Then stopped; ...Then told farmers to vote for him because he brought an end to all the punching. It's like that, but with tariffs.

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@realDonaldTrump @CNN Ahem...

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And I think I can speak for all of us when I wish Donald Trump a speedy recovery, a crushing electoral defeat, and a lengthy jail term.

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Dear Seniors who Support Trump, We get it, it's a hard call. On one hand he's underfunding your Social Security, jeopardizing your mailed prescriptions, and eradicating your Medicare. But on the other hand he did also advocate killing you in a pandemic to keep the Dow strong.

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Dear @realDonaldTrump and @LindseyGrahamSC , Typically, people who know they'll be found innocent don't try to suppress the report that would exonerate them. Sincerely, - Everyone Who's Paying Attention

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You misspelled "repaired an existing fence in accordance with plans and budgets from the Obama administration."

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We have just built this powerful Wall in New Mexico. Completed on January 30, 2019 – 47 days ahead of schedule! Many miles more now under construction! #FinishTheWall

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Dear #MAGA Supporters, FUN FACT: The 'stock market' is not the same as the 'economy,' and it's only going up because your wages aren't. Sincerely, — Everyone

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Ideally speaking, the President of the United States and the stupidest person in the country would be two different people.

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Brutal and Extended Cold Blast could shatter ALL RECORDS - Whatever happened to Global Warming?

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My favorite Bible verse is the one where Jesus Christ tear-gassed protesters so he could stage a photo-op.

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People often ask me what "gaslighting" is... TRUMP (2002): "I've known Jeff [Epstein] for 15 years. Terrific guy. He's a lot of fun to be with!" TRUMP (2019): "I was not a fan of Epstein’s, that I can tell you. I was not a fan of his." ...This is gaslighting.

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FUN FACT: Trump has now spent 278 YEARS worth of his presidential salary on taxpayer-funded golf trips.

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I donate 100% of my President’s salary, $400,000, back to our Country, and feel very good about it!

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Since taking office I've tried to take credit for lots of things I had nothing to do with. But claiming responsibility for zero deaths on commercial airliners WORLDWIDE in 2017 is a new level of insanity!

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Since taking office I have been very strict on Commercial Aviation. Good news - it was just reported that there were Zero deaths in 2017, the best and safest year on record!

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FUN FACT - Since Epstein's safe was raided, Trump has tweeted significantly more frantically; sending 208 tweets or retweets in just over one week. ...Lordy, I hope there are tapes!

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Betsy DeVos - "YOU'RE FIRED!" Jared Kushner - "YOU'RE FIRED!" Mike Pence - "YOU'RE FIRED!" Stephen Miller - "YOU'RE FIRED!" Ivanka Trump - "YOU'RE FIRED!" William Barr - "YOU'RE FIRED!" Hate, Lies, Fear - "YOU'RE FIRED!" Donald J. Trump - "YOU'RE FIRED!"

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In the past 24 hours, Donald Trump has tweeted 10 times about a book that made him look bad. This is more than he tweeted about the Parkland massacre, the Puerto Rico death toll, two LGBT Pride Months, and the passing of Senator McCain combined!

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Donald Trump has put more effort into stopping the USPS than he ever put into stopping COVID.

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@realDonaldTrump Dear Donald Trump, You ARE the American Virus. Signed, - Everyone

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@realDonaldTrump FUN FACT: Although Trump DID give up his $400,000 per year salary, he has now spent 279 YEARS worth of that presidential salary on taxpayer-funded golf trips.

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Dear Iran, Just an FYI; America's most treasured cultural site is Mar-a-Lago. Sincerely, Everyone

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If you'd have told me in 2016 that this would all end with an FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago to recover highly classified documents about our nuclear arsenal that Trump was presumably selling to our nation's fiercest enemies... I'd have totally believed you.

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Donald Trump is the first one-term president in almost thirty years, and the only one to be both impeached and lose the popular vote twice.

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Of all the Trump tweets that haven't aged well, this one has undoubtedly aged the worst. #ImpeachTheMF

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Are you allowed to impeach a president for gross incompetence?

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The American president is attacking an American company for using the American Postal Service. Let that sink in.

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I have stated my concerns with Amazon long before the Election. Unlike others, they pay little or no taxes to state & local governments, use our Postal System as their Delivery Boy (causing tremendous loss to the U.S.), and are putting many thousands of retailers out of business!

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In the past 24 hours, Donald Trump… - Had a tantrum because Denmark wouldn’t sell Greenland to him; - Accused Google of changing 16 Million votes; and - Claimed to be the “King of Israel” and the “second coming of God.” ...If he wasn’t president, he’d be put in the loony bin.

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Dear #MAGA Cultists, Next time you call liberals "snowflakes," remember that your president got triggered by the name of a boat. Sincerely, - Everyone Else

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How fitting is it that Trump's presidency started with a travel ban on entering America and will end with a travel ban on Americans.

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Trump just sent 4 tweets attacking the federal judiciary. Do you know what type of person sends 4 tweets attacking the federal judiciary...? Someone guilty of federal crimes.

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Well, what the f*ck do I do with this account now...?

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This is misleading, so here are the facts... - Craig was Obama's White House Counsel until he was fired in 2010. - This indictment is for false statements Craig made in 2012. - In 2012 Craig was working for (checks notes) Paul Manafort. That should help to clear things up!

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President Obama’s top White House lawyer, Gregory B. Craig, was indicted yesterday on very serious charges. This is a really big story, but the Fake News New York Times didn’t even put it on page one, rather page 16. @washingtonpost not much better, “tiny” page one. Corrupt News!

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In the past 24 hours, two U.S Presidents visited foreign countries. - Obama was met with a standing ovation at a basketball game; - Trump was met with a crying baby balloon of himself and a giant penis carved into a field of grass. Sort of tells you everything you need to know.

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Trump lost. Loeffler lost. Perdue lost. Mitch lost. And I'm over here, just laughing my Ossoff.

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To recap... - Trump’s daughter works at the WH - Trump's son-in-law works at the WH - Giuliani’s son works at the WH - Barr’s son-in-law works at the WH - Barr’s daughter works at Treasury - Trump's sons still do foreign business But sure, let's talk about Hunter Biden again.

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While Trump takes a victory lap on Twitter, allow me to translate where we are: EITHER 22 months of work by the legendary prosecutor who brought down Enron & John Gotti has been accurately summarized in 4 pages by a partisan AG with a history of cover-ups. OR This isn't over.

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If anyone wonders why Trump chose to congratulate the NUMBER TWO draft pick, let me break it down for you: The #2 pick was Nick Bosa. He's a "big Trump fan" who followed white supremacists on Twitter and liked racist & homophobic posts. The #1 pick was Kyler Murray. He's black.

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Congratulations to Nick Bosa on being picked number two in the NFL Draft. You will be a great player for years to come, maybe one of the best. Big Talent! San Francisco will embrace you but most importantly, always stay true to yourself. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

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Remember, the guy who wants you to believe that Iran was planning an imminent threat to America, is the same guy who used a Sharpie to try to get you to believe that Hurricane Dorian was an imminent threat to Alabama.

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FUN FACT: Donald Trump spent exactly the same amount of time at Ground Zero as he did in Vietnam.

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Let's recap... - Trump’s daughter works at the WH - Trump's son-in-law works at the WH - Giuliani’s son works at the WH - Barr’s son-in-law works at the WH - Barr’s daughter works at Treasury - Trump's sons do foreign business deals ...but sure, let's talk about Hunter Biden.

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Before my presidency ends, it will emerge that I paid a woman to abort my child. Save this tweet.

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For the first time since Roe v. Wade, America has a Pro-Life President, a Pro-Life Vice President, a Pro-Life House of Representatives and 25 Pro-Life Republican State Capitals!

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I'm the guy who couldn't successfully make a deal with a porn star.

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The deal with North Korea is very much in the making and will be, if completed, a very good one for the World. Time and place to be determined.

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With 44 tweets about them in the past week alone, "The Squad" is officially living rent-free in Trump's head. Ironically, they're the first people of color Trump's ever rented to.

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Trump has sent 24 tweets in the 24 hours since the "Russian Asset" story broke. He's tried topics such as: - DACA - Drugs - Democrats - Gas Prices - Pedophilia - The Snow - The Kurds - The Economy - Elizabeth Warren Bottom Line: The president is still a suspected Russian Asset.

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Hold up. If you can just close the border, then why do we need to build a wall?

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We will be forced to close the Southern Border entirely if the Obstructionist Democrats do not give us the money to finish the Wall & also change the ridiculous immigration laws that our Country is saddled with. Hard to believe there was a Congress & President who would approve!

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BECAUSE OF ME, IT'S NOW 2019. THAT'S THE HIGHEST NUMBERED YEAR EVER. MUCH HIGHER THAN OBAMA EVER HAD!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING THE HATERS AND THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA! 2019 WILL BE A FANTASTIC YEAR FOR THOSE NOT SUFFERING FROM TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. JUST CALM DOWN AND ENJOY THE RIDE, GREAT THINGS ARE HAPPENING FOR OUR COUNTRY!

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If you think this was a win for Trump, consider that it took him less than 24 hours to go from “No Collusion” and “total exoneration,” to “Crazy Mueller Report” and “total bullshit!"

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It's terrifying how quickly I went from "Mexico will pay for the Wall" to "If American taxpayers don't pay for the Wall I'll literally put children in concentration camps!"

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Democrats can fix their forced family breakup at the Border by working with Republicans on new legislation, for a change! This is why we need more Republicans elected in November. Democrats are good at only three things, High Taxes, High Crime and Obstruction. Sad!

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@realDonaldTrump FACT CHECK: The reason why Trump doesn't cite a specific poll for his "95% Approval Rating in the Republican Party" is that no such poll exists.

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I guess Republicans can accept 200,000 deaths from a white president but not affordable healthcare from a black one.

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Mueller testifying to Congress isn't "Harassment." You're not even his type.

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Presidential Harassment!

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AMERICA FIRST!

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@realDonaldTrump Dear Evangelicals, We get how hard this is. On one hand, Trump has caged children, tear-gassed protesters, defended Nazis, attacked minorities, and raw-dogged a pornstar while his wife was home with their newborn. But on the other hand, he did do that one photo-op with a bible.

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Donald Trump has publicly called the United States... - a laughing stock; - a third-world country; - a foolish country; - a dumb country; - a dying country; - not exceptional; - not that innocent; and - not great. Hey, Donald! If you don't like it, you can always leave.

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I seem to remember the Nazis didn’t help us at Normandy either, and Trump isn’t abandoning them.

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BECAUSE OF ME, IT'S NOW 2021. THAT'S THE HIGHEST NUMBERED YEAR EVER. MUCH HIGHER THAN OBAMA EVER HAD!

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FUN FACT: There are more pictures of Trump with Lev Parnas than there are of Trump with Barron.

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Q. How bad must things be for Trump to keep deflecting attention TOWARDS his own racism...? A. Child rape. ...that's how bad.

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Since Trump’s Impeachment Inquiry was announced, he's tweeted… - 31 attacks on Schiff - 33 attacks on Biden - 27 attacks on the FBI - 39 attacks on the Media - 95 attacks on Democrats - 32 attacks on the Whistleblower Certainly doesn’t seem like the actions of an innocent man.

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This is art.

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The sitting President of the United States is gleefully cyber-bullying a 16 year-old girl with aspergers because she's passionate about saving humanity from itself. Really great job on your #BeBest campaign there, Melania.

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She seems like a very happy young girl looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

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BIDEN, 2020 | He won't tear-gas your mom.

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FUN FACT: No one prevents a witness who can exonerate them from testifying. Absolutely. No. One.

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"Phony Kamala" ...accused the Phony President with Phony Hair, Phony Teeth, a Phony Tan, & Phony Aliases, who spreads Phony Polls, and who, as a Phony Billionaire, received Phony Loans, ran a Phony University & Phony Charity, made Phony Magazine Covers, and has a Phony Marriage.

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TRUMP (2016): "The FBI is investigating Hillary Clinton; she must be corrupt!" TRUMP (2019): "The FBI is investigating me; the FBI must be corrupt!"

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To recap... - Trump’s daughter works at the WH - Trump's son-in-law works at the WH - Giuliani’s son works at the WH - Barr’s son-in-law works at the WH - Barr’s daughter works at Treasury - Trump's sons still do foreign business But sure, let's talk about Hunter Biden again.

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Wanna hear something funny...? So, Trump just took to Twitter to accuse Don McGahn of lying in his sworn testimony to Mueller. ...which means that the House Judiciary Committee now MUST subpoena McGahn to clear the record publicly. ...which means, Trump just played himself.

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Did you ever notice that we never had Fake News until we got a Fake President?

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When you hear the Fake News talking negatively about my meeting with President Putin, and all that I gave up, remember, I gave up NOTHING, we merely talked about future benefits for both countries. Also, we got along very well, which is a good thing, except for the Corrupt Media!

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Whenever Trump blames the shutdown on Democrats, remember that it started on December 22nd; when Republicans controlled every branch of government. That is all.

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@realDonaldTrump This was the BIGGEST, most perfect Impeachment in History! Everyone's saying it was THE BEST! Two Articles. Obama couldn’t even get one. Sad!!!

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A better question than why a 15 year-old girl didn't involve the FBI 36 years ago, is why the 72 year-old president isn't involving the FBI today?

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The radical left lawyers want the FBI to get involved NOW. Why didn’t someone call the FBI 36 years ago?

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Q. What's the definition of 'irony?' A. Donald Trump complaining when a horse that finished second is declared the winner.

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This holiday season, if you can't decide between "Happy Impeachmas" and "Merry Impeachmas," (and you really don't want to offend anyone), just go with the non-denominational "Treason's Greetings!"

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🎶 If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war. 🎶 🎶 If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war. 🎶 🎶 If you're guilty and you know it (and impeachment surely shows it). 🎶 🎶 If you’re guilty and you know it, start a war! 🎶

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@realDonaldTrump Ahem...

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I guess Republicans can accept 300,000 deaths from a white president but not affordable healthcare from a black one.

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If anyone is wondering why Trump "chose" to tweet about steel tariffs, then bible literacy, then Howard Schultz, and then the media... Those were the topics @foxandfriends covered this morning.

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@realDonaldTrump TREASON'S GREETINGS!

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Donald Trump tweeted almost 900 times in February but mentioned the coronavirus just 20 times. ...15 of those tweets downplayed it.

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5 years

Asked the Fake President, with Fake Hair, Fake Teeth, and Fake Aliases, who spreads Fake Polls, and whose Fake Administration produced Fake Maps, and who, as a Fake Billionaire, ran a Fake University and Fake Charity, and has a Fake Wife with Fake Boobs, and a Fake Einstein Visa.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

5 years

Where’s the Fake Whistleblower?

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