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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️

2 years

"But suicides have a special language. Like carpenters they want to know which tools. They never ask why build." —Anne Sexton, Wanting to Die

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️

@TransNursing

3 years

@zozagoon Wow, if I had a nickel for every time my patient confessed to murder, I'd have two nickels—which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

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1 year

Hospital administrators be like:

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2 years

My thoughts go out to the nurses and aides that are having to deal with 400 officers trying to come in and out of their ICU to visit the wounded officer. If there’s one group of people who uniformly believe that hospital rules don’t apply to them, it’s the police.

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3 years

Management: absolutely no food at the nurses’ station. Night shift:

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@TransNursing

4 years

Nursing in 2020: Me: Hi Patient: I wish you would all just fucking die. Me: ok, well here’s your call light, make sure you don’t get up without calling us.

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@TransNursing

1 year

Sent my doc a message about my heart rate and she dismissed it saying the watch might not be accurate. Ma’am, I’ve been wearing an Apple Watch pretty much 24/7 for the last 4 years and it’s more accurate than our hospital telemetry monitors.

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@TransNursing

3 years

I’m just a: ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 nurse Looking for: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 supplies

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Neuro Tran 🤷🏻‍♀️

@TransNursing

2 years

Three years ago today I was accepted into nursing school. Man, that was dumb.

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@TransNursing

5 years

@hexprax @aaandalon Reminds me of this internet classic.

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@TransNursing

3 years

Everybody wanna be a nurse until it's time to do nursing shit.

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@TransNursing

2 years

*Prepping patient for trip to MRI* Me: fair warning, I’m not a great driver. Patient: most women aren’t Me: hey now, at least I’ve never had brain surgery after a motorcycle wreck. Patient: … Me: too much? Patient: no, that’s fair.

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@TransNursing

1 year

Emergency room nursing taught me that the nurse wearing the most inappropriate t-shirt probably was gonna be the one to save your life and the one in the perfectly pressed scrub top was probably a new grad.

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1 year

@jdillardwright @TransNursing i would have to disagree . ive worked in ICU’s my whole career and been on the other side as a family member. dress can show professionalism and that instills confidence. I can see why they don’t want a nurse wearing a hoodie over scrubs caring for patients.

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@TransNursing

2 years

When an ICU nurse gets floated to the ED.

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@TransNursing

2 years

And david probably can’t do this but you don’t see me clowning on his ass for it…

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@Stop_This_Evil

2 years

Another reason why I cannot support transgenderism because a transgender male cannot do this job and neither can a transgender female. 🤔👇

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@TransNursing

2 years

Unpopular opinion: scrubs are supposed to look like pajamas, not lingerie.

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@TransNursing

2 years

Emergency room nursing seems to incorporate all worst parts of inpatient nursing with the thrill of gambling.

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@TransNursing

1 year

Another interesting thing is that they’re trying to enforce dress code. They’re saying they’re gonna send us home. And I’m just wondering who is gonna come take report so I can go home? Like who’s taking all 3 of my patients. Send me home while you’re begging for pickups.

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@TransNursing

5 years

@traependergrast I wonder why Erin Boyd, DO of Tallahassee, FL hates poor people?

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@TransNursing

2 years

“There's a lot of science in nursing, to be sure, but like a lot of things, a lot depends on the user.” —me to the nursing student, as I roll the crash cart in front of my patient’s room to ward off bad juju.

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@TransNursing

2 years

My kid lost his iPhone at an amusement park today. I claim it was stolen. They ignored the phone calls, the lost banner, the lost sound. They bypassed lost and found and went home. Imagine their surprise when I pulled into their driveway while they were still unloading the car.

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@TransNursing

3 years

Having the call light beep in the break room is a hostile work environment.

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@TransNursing

2 years

Nursing is def one of those careers where you’re drinking after work with someone that was born in 1975 and also someone born in 2000 and it’s totally normal.

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@TransNursing

2 years

I had to explain what "snowed" meant to an L&D nurse the other night. So innocent. So pure... pure as the driven snow.

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@TransNursing

3 years

I did it, y’all. I made it through nursing school and lived to tell the tale.

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@TransNursing

3 years

just woke up. have an email from boss re: my quitting. not going to read that until i get to work. that way if it pisses me off, at least I'm already on the clock.

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@TransNursing

3 years

The fun part about hospital security is if you’re in scrubs you can pretty much walk right past them.

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@TransNursing

2 years

I guess my hospital officially achieved magnet status and if this is what passes for the gold status of nursing, god help us.

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@TransNursing

2 years

A floor nurse got floated to ER to take hold patients the other night. I helped her find things, pulled meds while she waited for pharmacy to add her to our Pyxis, etc. After a couple hours she said, “I take back all the shit I talked about ER nurses. This is a nightmare.”

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@TransNursing

3 years

The tube feeds are cheering us on.

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@TransNursing

3 years

Elevator conversation— RN: you hear the 8 codes/rapids called for our unit today? Me: yeah, it sounded like a shitshow. RN: 4 were mine, 2 rapids, a code stroke and a code blue. Me: I don’t know how you do it. RN: with 6 pts, you prioritize and decide who to neglect.

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@TransNursing

2 years

“Level 1 Trauma Center” is so overused that my friend and I use it as a running joke. Ma’am, this is a level 1 trauma center.

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@TransNursing

3 years

Sure, Travel Nursing is cool but have you ever been employed by a company that valued you as an person?

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@TransNursing

3 years

This nurse has been doing a series of videos where she gets floated to other jobs because she’s too sick to take patients. Today it’s pharmacy. I’m crying. 😂😂😂

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@TransNursing

2 years

If you can jerk off, you can downgrade to med-surg. Them’s the rules.

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@TransNursing

3 years

Y’all. I got the ER job!

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@TransNursing

2 years

My coworker, nominating herself for a Daisy Award while her patient self-extubates:

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@TransNursing

3 years

Cleaning out my backpack and I figured out why there’s never a sharpie at the nurses’ station…

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@TransNursing

2 years

ED docs will throw a liter and a half of fluid at your patient and then throw 100 of lasix via push an hour later.

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@TransNursing

1 year

TW: A former coworker of mine, an ER RN, died of suicide yesterday. The news of which has just shaken me. From my partner, to Joanna, and now to this friend, I just keep seeing friends and nurses die at their own hands.

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@TransNursing

3 years

Someone on Tiktok said they don’t push iv pain meds they hang mini-bags and that just sounds awful from a nursing perspective.

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@TransNursing

1 year

Presented with no comment:

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@TransNursing

2 years

I’m working tonight, not for the money, but because I’m lonely and depressed and working at least means I’ll not lay in bed for 27 hours.

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@TransNursing

3 years

Tripled again. 2 have vents. 2 are q1 neuros 1 has a bolt with q1 pupil/ICP check 1 pulled out 3 ivs on day shift and needs regular redirection. Just not safe.

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@TransNursing

3 years

I’m just a girl, standing in front of a Pyxis, wondering what she came in here for.

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@TransNursing

4 years

@SunilSarwal @transscribe It’ll be, “let’s play a game post a selfie of you at work in January and one from today.”

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@TransNursing

1 year

Ma’am, there is a reason why your family member rarely gets the same nurse multiple days in a row, because you are awful and we can’t deal with you.

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@TransNursing

2 years

We have 8 computers in the nurse’s station. So tell me why the resident closes out someone’s charting and logs in. There’s only 3 nurses here. That’s 5 other computers.

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@TransNursing

2 years

Oh you work at a level 1 trauma center? That’s cool. My mind is a level 1 trauma center.

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@TransNursing

2 years

Anyone else just sit in their car in the hospital parking lot for 15 minutes after clocking out? Just in silence. Like 🫠😳

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@TransNursing

2 years

If the charge nurse and the security guard wanna bang in the parking garage, who am I to judge?

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@TransNursing

2 years

PRN: How healthcare workers “quiet quit.”

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@TransNursing

4 years

“I hate this.” —me, about nursing “I love this.” —also me, also about nursing

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@TransNursing

2 years

Me, the nurse: I’m gonna suggest something that may be controversial… but what if, just follow me for a second…what if we restart the home meds that have controlled her blood pressure for years? Neurosurgery team:

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@TransNursing

3 years

Ok. I passed my ACLS exam, I accepted a new job that pays more, and I’ve peed in a cup. That’s enough adulting for today.

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@TransNursing

3 years

Anyone else get extreme anxiety over calling out sick? Like, it’s gonna be a 30 second phone call and I’m hating it.

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@TransNursing

3 years

Pro-tip: Show up on time to ACLS class and, if possible, don’t smell like pot.

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@TransNursing

4 years

@blkxstyles @nicoleeeejg As a mutual of mine likes to say, "If Betsy DeVos can be the US Sec. of Education I can do whatever the fuck it is you do here." -my cover letter in perpetuity

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@TransNursing

1 year

Healthcare is frustrating because primary care will tell you to go to the ER and the ER will do nothing and tell you to follow up with primary care.

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@TransNursing

3 years

I forgot to mention that someone dropped stat labs on my patient at 6:53 am. So I drew them real quick, trying to help day shift. They resulted in report. Drumroll 🥁 Please! Na: 125 🤡💩🤡💩🤡💩

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@TransNursing

2 years

We still have a bunch of yard signs from the beginning of COVID that say “A healthcare hero lives here” and I kinda want to put them around cemetery entrances.

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@TransNursing

2 years

Working in the ER has taught me that sometimes, you’ll be one of 14 people in a room during a code and none of you will have a stethoscope.

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@TransNursing

3 years

I just ordered these from @clairezagorski and I’m super stoked.

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@TransNursing

2 years

0509: ED attending orders antibiotics 0523: This nurse starts antibiotics 0526: Inpatient attending takes over 0531: Blood cultures ordered

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@TransNursing

1 year

@ZaylanGriffinSC @redscarepilled As a nurse who regularly cares for organ donor patients, I’ve yet to see a uterus or an ovary be recovered for transplantation. But keep being mad about things y’all making up in your minds.

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@TransNursing

2 years

I gave this lady a 2mg push of versed and she stopped talking mid-sentence just like on TV. It was beautiful.

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@TransNursing

3 years

Code Red is a fire, Dr. Oz.

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@TransNursing

3 years

Well, that happened. 🙂

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@TransNursing

1 year

PTO should pay your average working rate. Not your base rate. PTO should include your normal shift differentials. Just one more way that wage theft is perpetrated against HCW.

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@TransNursing

2 years

@taylorburrowes It’s actually nothing like that…

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@TransNursing

2 years

This one nurse thinks it’s a cardinal sin to draw labs from an IV and I’m just like… sure. If it draws back and you’re not forcing it, it’s fine.

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@TransNursing

2 years

bedside nurses be like:

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@TransNursing

2 years

@xAmedeus_ @maghrebimarx My experience is that they’re generally cop adjacent.

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@TransNursing

2 years

Stroke resident: why does he seem so sedated? Me: he got two of Ativan SR: who gave that order? Me: the CIWA protocol.

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@TransNursing

2 years

My last two shifts: Two emergent STEMIs and an urgent NSTEMI all with cath lab activation and one going to surgery for a CABG. My breakfast: bacon, biscuits and gravy, and hash brown casserole.

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@TransNursing

5 years

@DocAroundThClok Tired: Proning Wired: Tummy Time

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@TransNursing

2 years

Pretty wild that I’m expected to pay for a nursing license, given the hellscape that is nursing in this foul year of our lord, twenty twenty two.

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@TransNursing

2 years

My patient had an EToH of 443 endorsing 20-25 shots per night, but that he hadn’t drank in 30 hours. My other patient definitely didn’t take any drugs but went from having no gag reflex and being bagged to AOx4 after 2 of narcan. Just another day in the ER.

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@TransNursing

3 years

I called out because I felt it would be irresponsible to take care of three critical care patients on 3ish hours of sleep. I know lots of people would have pulled through and did it. Honestly, I probably would as a tech. But…

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@TransNursing

5 years

It’s 2020. Nursing schools need to add #transgender medical training to their curriculum. Not just gender identity discussions in psychology classes. #NurseTwitter #medtwitter #TweetRN #nursingschool

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@TransNursing

2 years

But what’s their MAP? 🗺

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@TransNursing

3 years

They call me 007: — 0 assessments charted — 0 education done — 7 pain meds given

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@TransNursing

4 years

Nursing in 2021 is just watching your friends quit and your patients die in equal measures.

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@TransNursing

2 years

Love the ER. Patient comes in for HA and HTN. We find a UTI. We prescribe ABX and do nothing for the HTN.

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@TransNursing

3 years

Do good oral care on your intubated and trached patients. I’m just slowly working to free all the gunk off the roof of my patient’s mouth.

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@TransNursing

3 years

When you’re a new grad and they pair you up with a nursing student:

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@TransNursing

2 years

Watching my mother’s nurse try to draw 0.3mL of dilaudid into a 10mL syringe. 🤦🏻‍♀️

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@TransNursing

5 years

RN: Hi, yes the patient in bed one is having heartburn but doesn’t have anything ordered. Anything we can do? Inpatient NP: Place an order for a one time dose of TUM. Not TUMS. A single TUM. Not PRN. One single TUM one time. RN: …

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@TransNursing

2 years

My patient who is in restraints, mitts, maxed out on precedex, and got 2 of Ativan at 10pm was hitting himself in the chest to make the monitor look like VTACH.

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@TransNursing

2 years

@StudentsforLife I don’t think you understand what the inside of the human body looks like. Most people don’t have the stomach for it.

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@TransNursing

2 years

hey (but with the intention of asking you to help me clean up a code brown)

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@TransNursing

2 years

Some ER nurse put a 16 gauge in the hand of my patient and that just seems cruel as hell.

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@TransNursing

3 years

I didn't realize how early on I received my first COVID-19 vaccine. The first US dose was given on the 14th of December. I got mine on the 18th. I took the first available appointment. No regrets.

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2 years

I changed this patient’s a-line dressing last week. It’s still on there with my initials. Allegedly someone changed the tubing this week… but there’s no way you’re getting that tubing off without destroying that dressing. So I’m assuming someone just relabeled the tubing.

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@TransNursing

3 years

Accidentally got IV morphine all over my hands. If I was a cop, I’d be giving myself narcan right now.

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2 years

I’m just a(n): ⚪️ man ⚪️ woman 🔘 ER nurse Looking for: ⚪️ men ⚪️ women 🔘 the nurse I’m giving report to

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2 years

I thought nursing school was dumb but this RN-BSN program is really the stupidest thing I’ve ever done and that’s coming from someone that falls in love with straight women.

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2 years

Me driving home from the hospital:

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@TransNursing

3 years

@UmbraSight @rhodri @JimMFelton @GadSaad As a trans woman, I personally wish more people would say Evening Squire to me. This place needs some classing up.

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@TransNursing

5 years

@traependergrast @YaLame2 @jack_turban @GinnyEhrhart @DrJenGunter @RyanMarino It always reminds me of this interview:

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3 years

Somehow I got promoted to charge nurse. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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