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Brando Trancelot

@Trancelot

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I make cool things awesome. My imagination is bigger than yours. #ScreamingFirehawks #Neurodivergent #Trance #Cyberpunk Humanist | Feminist | He/Him | Woke AF

Bon Temps, LA
Joined June 2009
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Trans People existing does nothing negative to your life, you crybaby bitch.
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@ViralNewsNYC @LeeroyPress Racist trash with too much time and money.
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@FFCCOOLJC @itskerrii It sounds like the judge saved you...
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@TrumpWarRoom @AP Why is it everything Trump says has to be explained and corrected by you people? If he can't speak for himself he shouldn't speak for our nation.
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@Acyn They won't be calling him back lol.
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@kyledcheney lmao planning their loss and appeal already?
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@shoe0nhead @JoeyMannarinoUS @AOC He IS deranged and perverted!
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@bennyjohnson "Here's a Black guy saying all the same things I believe." - Republicans
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@kenklippenstein 333k?! I'll take that job and tell them to pay writers.
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@abbeysomethin @Variety @MattWalshBlog Did you see the picture? It's not the fascist pedo Matt Walsh, it's the actor.
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@RandanMarie @NancyMace What's it like being a terrible person?
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@charliekirk11 You're such a drama queen.
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@ChudsOfTikTok How interesting that it wasn't a drag queen...
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@NBCNews The people we're counting on to get us through this nightmare are the same people that can't get a living wage, benefits, or paid time off. We should be ashamed of ourselves for letting it get to this. Corporate greed needs to be checked if we're to go on.
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@mjs_DC Supreme Court Justices must work on cases that benefit their rich friends so they can keep receiving gifts.
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@BradMossEsq @joshtpm I feel like he just admitted to a crime though..
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Here's a great breakdown with video proof.
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Fox News wants you to believe Republicans support Social Security and Medicare. But when Republicans actually talk about their plans, they sound a lot like cutting Social Security and Medicare.
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@WokeJamboree @abughazalehkat Are you always this fragile?
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@atrupar Dude just wants to save lives. He didn't deserve any of the vile hate. Trumpers should be ashamed of themselves.
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@jparkABC I hope you learn from this mistake.
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@GuerinEtienne1 @JoyceWhiteVance @realDonaldTrump Right? They're totally going to side for Trump. This is just another nail in the coffin. We're fucked. Democracy is dying. If we don't vote him out in November, it's over.
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@emrazz This is so true. Men have lowered the bar so far that doing the bare minimum is considered a good thing. We must do better. It's about time we raise expectations because damn. It's the 21st FKing century!
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@Timcast Why do you use different definitions for "proof" or "evidence" when talking about Trump vs Biden?
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Dressing up as a wife beater to make fun of trans people for Halloween is something. I'll never understand why people are so cruel to each other. I get that my brain is different, but damn. They're cheering this on. I just don't get it.
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Louisiana is a good representation of 'Merica. Elected leaders legalized corruption across the country at local levels and of course on the national stage as well. Add Citizens United to the Electoral College, mixed with this gerrymandering, and Republicans maintain power.
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@charliekirk11 Fact: The parties changed ideologies since then.
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@SundaeDivine @harrylitman Page 5 is my jam! "Chairman Jordan, I tell people often “deal with reality or reality will deal with you.” It is time that you deal with some basic realities. A Special Purpose Grand Jury made up of everyday citizens investigated for 10 months and made recommendations to me. A
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@RossSean177 @Acosta Anyone who bangs a porn star without protection can't be trusted to think beyond the moment.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt Hmmm. I guess we'll just have to elect her President! That'll show 'em.
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@atrupar @realDonaldTrump President was a big boy!
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@RepMTG We lowered the bar to the floor for you. Fetterman is leagues above you in class.
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@MuellerSheWrote @JudiciaryGOP Unfortunately their voters are...
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@OhNoSheTwitnt @everywhereist Just another day in America
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@Timcast One day you'll meet a pro who isn't so repulsed by your presence that you finally lose your virginity.
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@senileinchief You don't have to do any of that. Toxic Masculinity says you have to do all sorts of things to "be a real man." Opening a car door is nice, but it doesn't make you a "real" man. Try seeing women as equals instead of lesser than objects you have to do things for...
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@replouiegohmert Whoa you're an actual congressman?! I thought this was a joke.
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@PressSec Thoughts and Prayers, Sarah.
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@annehelen This is my family. My wife and I live childfree. We are happy and content in life.
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@MyStupidTown @RexChapman *Picks up your discarded LSD*
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@sidster12345 @abbeysomethin @Variety @MattWalshBlog No it wasn't. What part of that is funny?
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@aidnmclaughlin The Self-Awarewolves are on one today.
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@Travis_in_Flint Because you're completely misrepresenting both issues and conflating them.
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@CoriolusN @murphyalxndr @EmilyKaitlinnn "if I have another I must have forgotten the safety" This is a class line. Nicely done!
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@RyanTeslik @Dior36517028 @Ndudgeon8 @luna_alola @Kiwiuh "Because of their own choices." Nobody chooses to be poor. Stop putting your life experience on other people. America is not the same country to everybody, and that's what they've been trying to tell us.
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God, Guns, and Racism.
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@lauferlaw @charliekirk11 Three Liberals = 3,000 Trumpers I guess...
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@ElieNYC He doesn't have the number for Dr. Evil's secret lair, so I'm not sure how he's supposed to just make it happen. As if he isn't already trying to do just that.
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@TheRickWilson I hate Republicans in the Democratic Party.
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@ithnani01 @edgerunners I don't speak Japanese, so I watch English dub anime.
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@SaraGonzalesTX @RyanShead Is so wild how proud you are of being trash.
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@PressSec @realDonaldTrump Trump hasn't done a single thing to "help" in 3 years, Kay-LIE!
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@MattGertz Bill Barr did more to cover for that clown than he'll ever know. It's sad how someone who begs for loyalty shows absolutely none.
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@Not_Wanderer @jonahdavidson8 @yashar You're working awfully hard to excise abusive behavior. I hope you don't talk to your family like Crowder.
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@K_a_l_e_n_k_o Knock knock.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS If it were AOC you'd be lighting her up with righteous indignation.
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@TerriLouF @Mister_Fun_Guy @edbott @kaitlancollins Citizens United was the final nail in the coffin. Our government is legally for sale. Ugh.
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@ViralNewsNYC @nypost Ferenheit 451 wasn't meant to be an instruction manual..
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@TimMurtaugh Right. How many times did Trump storm off because a woman asked him a tough question?
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@b111edwards @LindseyGrahamSC Eventually we may find out what compromising material caused Lindsay to betray his oath. It'll all make sense when that comes out...
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@SeamusHughes They're probably running dope for the cartel.
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@SarahHuckabee You're going to publish what has already been published?
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@samstein @adamcancryn Pretty soon you'll be writing for Daily Wire. Good job!
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@traecrowder Awww presh! Happy Caturday!
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@MarshaBlackburn Lol no it doesn't!
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@RakdaddyStrap @CNN The governing body you speak of is already purchased, legally, by these corporations. This merger is nothing compared to what all has been allowed to happen over the last 40 years. Corporations own our government.
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The White Fragility is on full display today. It's hilarious to see full grown "tough guys" this scared. I think you can only #GoWokeGoBroke if you're a rightwing propaganda dealer. Disney, on the other hand, is making bank.
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@ForTexasHoujami @POTUS Are you referring to that tax hike put in place by the 2017 Republican Tax Scam? Only the billionaires and corporations got a permanent tax cut. Us regular people got a temporary one that goes back up just in time to blame Biden for it. Of course you're falling for it.
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Dark Brandon vs President Clown Shoes wasn't much of a choice. Trump was so bad I'd have voted for any sane adult capable of being professional over him. How Trumpers can't see what's in front of them is beyond me. It's why I think America is over. Too many believe crazy shit.
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ON BIDEN AND KAMALA’S GAFFES AND THEM BEING “UNFIT”
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@KCL_Artist @jmontforttx @KDCaston That doesn't change their part affiliation. Corporate Dems are still Dems.
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Do it, Louisiana!
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The word “infrastructure” describes the foundation upon which our House rests. Infrastructure is making sure our very air is breathable, our water drinkable, our schools and hospitals functional and efficient. It is time for America to rebuild, and build anew. It’s time.
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@exrabb @briantylercohen @JoyAnnReid Millions of not sane people watch, so we need her to stick it to him. He only wishes she would leave him alone. Ignoring Fox is not a solution.
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@SenTomCotton How about, no. Let's stop using bullshit laws to keep prisons filled!
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@artpadsa @TheExpanseWR The writers made the call. It happened. It is what it is. The series was not ruined.
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@Acyn I loathe that man.
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Guns, God, and Hate are why non-millionaires vote Republican. They vote against their own interests every time as long as they get the one thing they care about.
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Not really. The GOP is a coalition of single-issue voters, and substantial numbers of the GOP base are actually pretty cool with abortion - they're pursuing *other* single issues, and they're willing to give up abortion in exchange for progress on their pet issues. 9/
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@green_eyez1910 @cindylocke47 @antifaoperative That doesn't make it her fault. Its on every single elected official from the last 50 years. Our system is jacked. They've legalized corruption. This shit isn't RBG's fault.
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@charliekirk11 You're so thirsty.
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@Acyn LIV Golf would like a word.
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@LisaRam59264503 @JamesSACorey @davidmweissman The Bible was made for cherrypicking. It's literally not possible to follow the book without contradicting another part of the book. No one anywhere follows it word for word without creative interpretation. It's also why there's so many versions and denominations.
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@alanfeuer I'm curious how much and how Kevin got paid for the exclusivity.
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@PaskyIgboks What are the winning lottery numbers for this Saturday? DM me please!
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@ask_aubry I'm constantly amazed by how many people don't know they're the A.
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@JohnZmirak This guy?!
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@MzNickyEJesusTN @reed_ryson @r_anonx Most men need to learn how to listen.
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@TSharraRahl @PaulCogan @northwoods2017 Thanks for this. I hate her too, but we like facts on this side.
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@Acyn So does this mean she also thinks the entire Republican Party deserves to lose their salaries?
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@KlasfeldReports @emptywheel Well they signed the wrong line, so it could be any of the Trumps, really.
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@theromandrake @ChickfilA @SamBraslow @SocalAntifa @RzstProgramming You like harassing women? That's not cool, dude. Not cool at all.
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@ChadSonger1 @jemelehill She's black every day, dude. Why does this bother you so much?
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@jays_3d @drjclau All are welcome in this endeavor! Well, all except Nazis and Incels...
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@msolurin It's disgusting the way we treat each other. There's nothing humane about our prisons, and it's unbelievable how frequently people call for their fellow humans to be put in these horrifying places. I weap for humanity.
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@TheUnvirgin Ah, yes. The time-honored tradition of taking credit for helping while doing absolutely nothing to actually help.
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