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@TrademarkJuice

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Houston, TX
Joined June 2010
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Told my coworker i was Ambidextrous this nigga said “that’s wassup bro love who you love” LMFAOOOOOO
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Apartments just be throwing the word “luxury” around
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nah they sick for only stopping him LMFAOOOOOOOO
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To thank him
@rojamaibo
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As a child of God , what's your next move ?
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A hospital?
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You be in a line at TJ Maxx with a just shirt, by the time you get to the cashier you done picked up some gourmet popcorn, a neck pillow, doggy bed, phone charger, LED lights, water bottle, some weights, Uno cards, and a yoga mat
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Y’all probably heard the sun come up this morning
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Nigga was pissed
@UberFacts
UberFacts
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The phrase "I don't give a fuck" originated in 1790.
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Niggas want us to treat Twitter like a blackboard discussion lmao nigga we cracking jokes
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Apartment complexes be like “Call for pricing” Just put the shit on the fuckin website stupid bitch
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Wave a crab leg in her face
@ylo_gang_
YLOVENCHY🇭🇹
4 years
Just got a girlfriend, how you get this shit to listen
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Max & Ruby (and i cannot stress this enough) Ruby & max
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My broke ass in Bali after putting my flight and hotel on Installments
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These niggas be flowers first???
@Fi_Contextual
Fiona O'Neill 🗣️📚
3 years
Life cycle of a strawberry 🍓🥰
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Here come AP US history Twitter tryna ruin the fun
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This shit gotta be illegal
@georgiennaa_
LENAE
3 years
this was in Greensboro, NC y’all be safe now 😂. It’s getting ridiculous
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Did y’all glo up or learn to do makeup?
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Posting a screenshot of you curving somebody is bird behavior and it’s not the flex y’all think it is, especially if that person wasn’t even rude
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I asked Siri why I’m single and she activated the front camera
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Damn you went all out
@DamnJazAgain
the name is Jaz
3 years
I spoil my niggas. I even gave a dude $50 one time on his birthday
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They really set up the Camera, faked sleep and cuddled, then got up turned the camera off, edited, and posted this
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What in the HELL made you tweet this
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He thought he killed em with this one
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Ya WCW in Miami losing her morals in a 3-star hotel on Collins Ave. she told you she was drained from the sun and turned in early but her homegirl forgot to block you on Snap. She letting a 6’4 D-1 athlete take shots off her titties . She pulled him in and lick his neck. Damn
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This nigga name Cheyenne
@CheyenneBostock
Cheyenne Bostock
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Her: Pay for the date in full. Him: No problem. Have sex with me after. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Her: No! Him: Ok, then let’s go Dutch! And you can keep your sex to yourself. 🤷🏾‍♂️ Her: Go Dutch? Why? Him: It doesn’t make sense for me to invest in something I’m not getting a return from. 🤷🏾‍♂️
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Fellas is it gay to have memories?
@nefertitiin
tari
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how can you be a male and have highlights on insta
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She got the personality of kix cereal
@ellamai
Ella Mai
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SHOT CLOCK. OUT NOW. LINK IN MY BIO.
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Saying “you right” and ruining her day >>>>>>
@KaylarWill
Kay
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Saying “wrong bitch” when it absolutely was me >
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Me: Come through Her: ok but we not fuckin Me: lol huh? I wasn’t even thinking about sex i just wanted to see you fr
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That nigga want you
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Why pay for therapy when this album exists
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This $3 gas be running through ya car like a beef and bean burrito
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Cash apping her bread with a nail color in the description >>>
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This your 3rd $5 OnlyFans sale this month just pack it up
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Nigga sellin mid sanitizer
@The__iceman_
Isaac🌴
4 years
Tizer on deck. 10 a g. 25 for an 8th. Hml 😈💦
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YAKWTFGO
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Cashier: that’ll be $107.32 Me: i actually don’t even need this shirt Fr you can take that off
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Shut yo broke late ass up
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Her: “Yo skinny ass I’ll break you” Her after the first round:
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Sex is cool but have you ever had a good ass pen?
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I spent 2k this actually a MacBook PRO
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This Election longer than Roots
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Yea you just gotta unload the groceries off the truck yourself and bring your own shopping cart
@KiannasWay
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Is aldi really cheap ?
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McDonalds sprite stronger than everything in this picture
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@nickiiimarieee Never put a question mark where God put a period 😂😂😂
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Nigga was standing right beside her and took pictures talm bout twitter do ya thing lmaooooo
@Malonthemoon__
’HIMitar Berbatov
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Idk who she is, but as soon as i walked in i saw her so i had to get a photo op. I need her @. Twitter do ya thang! #BackToBasics
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Wale don’t exist huh
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Future wrote Loveeeee Song x Rihanna, Body Party, gave Beyonce the melody for Drunk In Love, and also gave us HNDRXX, He the real king of R&B
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Y’all mad that Ayesha Curry doesn’t want groupies around her HUSBAND but get mad when a nigga y’all just talking to like another girl picture? Lmao aite
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@jordancicchelli
Jordan Cicchelli 🤍
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who is the most random person that has blocked you on twitter for no reason LOL
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Thought we was all finding this out together my fault
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The Revolution will not be televised ✊🏾 #NCAT
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Ugly location challenge 📷🤷🏽‍♂️, this the best i got since i don’t take pictures of the location i just pull up and shoot lol
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Imagine gettin pulled over by a soccer mom I’d be sick as hell
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I’ll never understand BD slander cause these the niggas y’all chose and allowed to fuck y’all raw
@MissNizi
Nizi Rozay ✨
5 years
Someone on IG said “Take my baby daddy and give Lauren London’s hers back pretty please”
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Those Girl Scout cookies called Samoa’s cause if you eat one you you’ll want Samoa them
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Yea I’m from North Carolina
@duffthebrand
Duff.
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Y’all passed your driver's license road test the first time?
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Yeaaaa that sista STARVIN
@5aluteMeImPaige
Jenn Fessler
4 years
Am I horny, or is Flavor Flav not as ugly as I thought??
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Y’all don’t care about age gaps when y’all fuckin and sending nudes to old white men for money
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Thought they was the same nigga
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Shut up nerd just make sure that stimmy get approved or else
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@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
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It’s a new day in America.
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Rent really be due every month that’s OD
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Damn this blew up 😂
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I ain’t see this on nobody snap, where tf was y’all at
@ABC7Chicago
ABC 7 Chicago
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Miami club shut down after woman rides horse on dance floor
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Ya WCW tweeted “i wanna go on a date” you sent her the tweet & said let’s go. She said “lol we’ll see” you saw her on Snap dolled up in the passenger seat of a Chevy impala lip singing moneybagg yo. The next snap was a red lobster menu, You was gon take her to the movies
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Me and the homies otw to Luxe for a fish plate and tequila sunrise
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Nigga had an ounce of mid that dog said he got enough problems 😂
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Charlotte 👑📷
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Gotta be like “matter fact nvm don’t even come since you think that’s all i want” 😭😭😭
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How she walk in the club when she fuckin the promoter
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50 shades of pink
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@_Kaliesha If you listen you get the whole cluster 😂
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Da Baby ain’t shit and Dani Leigh dumb as fuck. It’s pretty simple nothing to debate
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I haven’t seen not ONE tweet about that, who the fuck are you following?
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Nigga ain’t got no PTO 😂😂😂😂
@DjJoker106
JQKER 🙏🏽 | 🇯🇲
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Y’all too grown to be calling out of work because the weather nice.
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How hard I'm tryna cuff oomf 😂😂😂
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And i got her nigga, grocery bag
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I need 40 hours a week all summer, wanna work so much I don't have time to spend it
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@JuicyE_ I was like nigga what 🤣
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Y’all keep saying “that’s what Tiktok for” as if I’m not talking about THIS corny ass video specifically, don’t be stupid
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Luxe bottle girls wearing biker shorts and crocs but we gotta be dressed up? Aite man lol
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I don’t see how y’all take fye pictures everyday, i get a good picture every 3 or 4 months 😂
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Did you not watch the movie
@thisyearsgurl
annie
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WHY ARE THERE NO NIGHT MUSEUMS !?!
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I love listening to women talk, they never finish a story cause they start a new story so you can understand it and it just go on from there lol shit be interesting tho
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Aggie pride and all but this ain’t it 💀
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I bet USPS won’t lose another fuckin package
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Da’Vyrus
@MELODICthunder
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4 years
Y’all picked out your corona baby names yet?
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Fuck the big 3 it’s just big A&T
@MamiMorbucks
THE ONE
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I'm finna be messy. What yall Big 3 HBCU's? 🤭
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The “soft spot” i got for you can go away real quick, don’t ever think you bout to take advantage of me
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Couple: “Our budget is $350,000” House Hunters: “This house is just a little over your budget at $485,000 but i think you guys are gonna love it”
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Wyd in 21 days
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The weather
@__pearlinnn
fckit
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Who won? #ncatvsECU
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“Durk called India in the middle of a concert” Your man is not calling you in the middle of his shift at Amazon pack it up already
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I genuinely don’t think that news anchor said nigger
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Walmart only had deer park left I’d rather die
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Nigga said “what fabric store sell wifey material I’m bout to knit me a bitch” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Age gaps matter when dating but not when y’all hoeing for old white men?
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@msslimy_ Fr he literally setting up the blessing right there for you 😂
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