@OlisaOsega
We were so in love and pipu admired us... I had a childhood best friend who I showed everything, our texts, absolutely everything... I lost my phone for a couple of days n when I went to her house to ask her to come with me to get a new one.. Babe was riding my Man's dick.
You will send a man videos of you,and his favourite will be the one you’re looking homeless and out of place. The one I’m all dressed up and looking peng nko? Enemy of progress.Smh😒
Jersey shorts as boxers❌
No sort of deodorant usage❌
Showed up unannounced to my house multiple times even after sending him back❌
Wanted to use tactics to move in with me❌
Started asking why i used him❌
They’ve been flaunting and spoiling someone else that’s not you through out today, tomorrow it’s you they will call to sleep with,and you will run like a goat over to their house on first ring cause you lack self value. Continue.😹
All these pictures flying all over the timeline courtesy of
@Jnr_elnino
is more than enough reminder for guys to keep in mind that fine girls no dey ever finish, no dey stress your penis unnecessarily by trying to follow anything on skirt, na you go tire🥱
Men are really solution providers. Not all anyway. But most. Small complain about anything,and they bring up a solution. Especially when you think they are not listening.
I love them for it.😂❤️
Worse thing about this heat is even being naked will not solve anything. Breeze is not coming in from anywhere,even outside is hot. Did somebody anger the gods of hell or what?😭🤲🏾
You’ll never know how important any knowledge is until it’s needed. My friend had a seizure mid game last night and first thing i did was put him on his side and save his head from injury as i learnt from medical videos before we took him to the hospital.Turns out i saved him.🥺
I hate that death is inevitable. Every minute someone somewhere is losing their life. Worst is unexpected deaths,just throw people into mourning. It’s very unfair.💔💔💔Why create us if we only came to die?!
From the observation I’ve made so far in life, insecurity about one self is the highest factor contributing to bullying of others. The ones that actually look good or feel good about themselves will never be found trolling others about their looks,but you see the masquerades?🤭
Call it selfishness or having trust issues but i will not sponsor anyone other than myself or family member abroad for any reason.
When leg no dey pain me ke.🤭
Too sad to cry
In the stars
To die for
What was i made for?
Ceilings
Circles
Tv
Lonely
Jealous
Nobody gets me
Like you’ll never see me again
Entropy
Unknown to you
Tell me that you love me
Dancing with your ghost
Let her go
Lucille
Drunk text me
Falling
Let somebody go
Slow up
Most Nigerians are very cruel people. Always ready to drag,pour hate and be vile towards others online,audacity that they even lack offline.Very bitter set of people,and they will always say people don’t share good news with them,meanwhile you move like an ekwensu. Tufiakwa.
I randomly remembered when this guy asking me out told me the reason he’s hesitating to continue is the fact that i was nonchalant when someone cheats on me and he expected me to react cause it made him feel less and not worth fighting for.
Men are audacious.🥲
Whoever started this hypeman thing did an amazing job,at least e get where you go dance reach,person suppose dey ginger you so you fit get moral to waste your money,when you reach house,eye go clear 😂💔
Toxic is when he hits you on the slightest provocation.
Stupidity is when you keep going back to him.
Born as an Ewu is when you actually marry him believing you can change him.
Everything in Nigeria is indecisive,because why will harmattan keep appearing,disappearing,and reappearing. It’s either it stays or doesn’t. Tf😒. Wake up to heat today,tomorrow harmattan,next tomorrow fit be rain when e never reach the season sf.😩
Having someone to tell how your day went is a beautiful thing to be honest. That’s why you should have like five of them.If A is not available,C will be. Best scenario?all will be free at the same time. Surplus attention.😌❤️
Please whosoever that’s in charge of designing toys should do one that actually looks like a clipper in disguise,so if someone walks in on you during your private time,you can act like you were actually shaving. Thank you in advance.
Traveled from school to see him so we could settle an issue on ground. It was meant to be a surprise visit but he actually wasn’t. An argument happened later again at night and he left the room leaving his phone behind unlocked for the first time. A notification popped in and
Okafor’s law happens when after having sex with one person, you keep going back regardless of relationship status. If it was good, the higher the chances of repeating it with that person. Even if y’all see years later, it’s bound to happen.👍
There’s a whole different way eaters kiss,don’t know how to explain it anyway,but they don’t be kissing like your regular kissing type of guys,that kiss comes from too much eating experience. So when they kiss you,your mind is already programmed for what comes next.🤧🥴
That Adire film is lowkey reality. One ex ashawo fit just relocate go new place wey good girls dey since time immemorial meet better husband marry,live happily ever after. Life is unscripted sha. Painful that there is no formula for life all round. Fun to watch movie btw.❤️😁
I will always hype you and your business.
I will always listen.
I will share updates if i have one.
I include you in my prayers.
I’m your gist partner.
I must cook for you.
No worries about snatching your partner,i would never cross that line ever.
I protect you esp outside.
Who dey live to impress streets dey cloth street forget say him self need cloth for body. Eventually when e start dey waka naked,same street wey he give cloth nai go laugh am.
Good morning mutuals.Remember to help yourself before you help others.❤️
My gender and moving mad. For a celebrity you might never get to see one on one ever again, just lost a relationship for how minutes of “fun”? Goat behaviour.😑😑😑