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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
When the Dj plays my favorite song
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@tolanibaj
TBAJ
2 years
I get turned off when a guy dances in the club. Like sit down and pretend to be a big boy.
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@Totie_L
Totie
7 months
You stay in the reception ?
@254_icon
๐‘๐ž๐š๐ฅ ๐Œ๐€๐’๐‡
7 months
Finally home we thank God for the dayโœŠ๐Ÿพ
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@Totie_L
Totie
11 months
They left the sponser to drown ๐Ÿ˜ญ
@UnDEANiable
Dean
7 years
Can't wait for December
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
22 years olds in UG have kenjis on chockhold
@brfootball
B/R Football
1 year
22 and in the form of their lives. The future โœจ
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@Totie_L
Totie
10 months
I think you are confusing blankets for happy pub Busega
@KeithMuhinda1
Keith Agaba
10 months
My prefered line up this blankets; ๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ 1. Peter miles 2. Azawi (curtain raiser) 3. A pass 4.Yung mulo 5. Cindy 6. Rabadaba 7. Detacha ๐Ÿ˜‚ 8. Latinum 9. Vampino 10. Vinka 11. Redsan & wyre (kenya is just near. They can come)
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@Totie_L
Totie
9 months
They launch you nga money lenders have been looking for you ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@Totie_L
Totie
3 years
Makerere Law Society Deputy Speaker 2021/2022
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@Totie_L
Totie
11 months
Gen Z lawyer : your honor you low key werenโ€™t de
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@Totie_L
Totie
9 months
Walk ?
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@SkyNews
Sky News
9 months
Oscar Pistorius to walk free - 11 years after murdering girlfriend Read more๐Ÿ”—
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@Totie_L
Totie
6 months
Me Explaining to the baddies which country I went to uni after
@LegendsKla
Legends
6 months
Hi beautiful people ๐Ÿคฉ Get prepared for the #ISALeague kicking off at #LegendsGrounds this June. Donโ€™t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates ๐Ÿค—
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@Totie_L
Totie
10 months
Rumour has it the forces were regular till you made them special
@ron_can91
Roncan โ™‘๏ธ๐Ÿ
10 months
Hello itโ€™s me again, from 1 to 2 โญ๏ธโญ๏ธ
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 years
"I am the president interact club "
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Totie
4 years
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@Totie_L
Totie
6 months
Guy probably kissed Tamac
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
Problem with SMACK rugby every OB wantโ€™s to be coach on game day
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@Totie_L
Totie
8 months
Chics go for so called โ€œvacationโ€ in some random country and think they are sleek Like what are you doing in Papua New Guinea I thought commissioners of energy ministries were also meeting there for a 4 day conference
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
โ€œPowerโ€ fan but you stay in Najjera
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@thehardCampbell
๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ†‚๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ† ๐Ÿ’Ž๐ŸŒ‹
1 year
"Breaking bad" fan but you failed chemistry.
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 years
You just had to be there
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@Totie_L
Totie
9 months
If we being honest โ€œkanteโ€ was number 1 Afro beats song this year
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@Totie_L
Totie
6 months
Aga khan & Taibah guys who were in national may get things twisted
@LegendsKla
Legends
6 months
Hi beautiful people ๐Ÿคฉ Get prepared for the #ISALeague kicking off at #LegendsGrounds this June. Donโ€™t forget to turn on notifications for all the latest updates ๐Ÿค—
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@Totie_L
Totie
6 months
Petition to have cafe javas as a service provider at Entebbe International airport
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@Totie_L
Totie
9 months
This was probably the only successful guy today The rest had chaotic endings ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
@ColeOchaya
Cole Ochaya
9 months
My girl>>>>
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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
Yours truly on the mic @lawsocietymak dinner 2022
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@Totie_L
Totie
11 months
Outfit for konshens ready to receive those rubs
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@Totie_L
Totie
6 months
Scenes when itโ€™s time to interact with the baddies at the league
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 months
Kenjis 2019 was something else Thank you for the memories you shall be missed What a time to be alive that was ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿพ
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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
Me in my cottage at murchison after hyping guys that they shall find me at kush tonight
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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
Congratulate All eyes on me Baddest Composure Fela in Versace AKA was legendary for this 5 songs ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
A retirement home next to Bandali is crazy
@charlesgava_256
Gava Charles
1 year
What's the fuss with country homes though? I've never understood it!
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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
Oba the boda guy has just robbed the giftโ€™s
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
You tweet like we are supposed to thank you for doing your job
@KCCAUG
Kampala Capital City Authority (KCCA)
1 year
You know that road behind Nakawa Market that connects Katalima Road to Lugogo Bypass? Yes, Naguru Road!! Well, itโ€™s getting a fresh look soon #ForABetterCity . #KCCAatWork
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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
Itโ€™s like a Mirinda fruity miss teen poster
@UNEB_UG
Uganda National Examinations Board
2 years
The D-Day is finally here!
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 years
With all due to respect sir you are an AIGP and in accordance to article 213 (3),(4) and police act cap 303 (3) The quorum of the police council is twenty two persons thats obviously includes you A decision set by the board does bind you as one of them
@AKasingye
AIGP(Rtd) Asan Kasingye
4 years
I donโ€™t head it. Revise your civics.
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
Corruption guyโ€™s kill me Guy came dressed like he didnโ€™t touch a coin
@nbstv
NBS Television
1 year
UPDATE: The Anti-Corruption Court, presided over by Grade One Magistrate Esther Asiimwe, has remanded Mungereza Edward on charges of corruption, until the 27th of June, 2023 #NBSUpdates
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@Totie_L
Totie
8 months
Special shout-out to my people graduating this week I am really super proud of you guys Onwards and upwards ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฟ
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@Totie_L
Totie
10 months
Me to you when I receive nyigos from the chic you came with
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@Totie_L
Totie
3 years
Fasting the whole day and getting full in 3 minutes
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
We are cooking something
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@Totie_L
Totie
6 months
You want us to award you or congratulate you for starting to use it before ?
@blazey_blaze
THE Blaze
6 months
You guys started using the herb after high school?!? WILD! Such late bloomers.
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@Totie_L
Totie
9 months
In Uganda you can park in the middle of the road
@HermaineM
Hermaine M
9 months
In South Africa, this is a "THANK YOUโ€ button
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 years
My highlight was hilderman taking out amelia after signing for her a campaign song๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Totie_L
Totie
9 months
Me when I link the boys
@MilesButhelezi
๐‘ด๐’Š๐’๐’†๐’” ๐‘ฉ๐’–๐’•๐’‰๐’†๐’๐’†๐’›๐’Š โ˜ฏ
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Iโ€™m convinced some of yโ€™all dudes get butterflies when ur homeboys pull up
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Totie
4 years
Social distancing in exams for schools like kitende is going slap different
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1 year
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@HalalNation_
Halal Nation โ˜ช๏ธŽ
1 year
The crescent moon has been sighted in Saudi Arabia. #EidAlFitr will be celebrated on Friday 21st April 2023 ๐ŸŒ™
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 years
Happy birthday blood Blow more ๐Ÿฅณ
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
People you shouldnโ€™t fall in love with 1. Lawyer chics 2. Lawyer chics with lugezigezi 3. Lawyer chics with mid friends 4. Mid lawyer chics End of tweet
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 years
Normalizee telling her she is beautiful in God's eyes not in yours
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@Totie_L
Totie
11 months
You will realize itโ€™s random schools where such video surface from
@faithkwizera22
Kwizera ๐Ÿฅ€ โœจ ๐Ÿ–ค
11 months
Sente zaffe eze kiibiina ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
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@Sugar_gvrl
Weirdo๐Ÿ’ฆ
1 year
Show me your talent.
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
Anyway if your girl was at kush last night Just chill out on her
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 years
THIS NEEDS YOUR ATTENTION TOO!!!
@NuwaScott
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4 years
๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ž๐Ÿ˜’
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
Drinking with uni guys is hectic
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
To everyone in law school that made this journey worthwhile wish you all the best and hope everything goes your way ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿพ
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Totie
4 years
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@ahsek_
... 10/31๐Ÿฆ‚
4 years
Do yโ€™all have nice smiles? Let me see a video or picture of you smiling ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜
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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
Anyway oxy guy was at nana giving okoth jazz Us guyโ€™s who were lucky saw him๐Ÿ’€
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@Totie_L
Totie
10 months
Kante was my song of the year Timeless banger
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Totie
1 year
Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un๐Ÿ•Š๐Ÿ’” @IddiMunir
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 years
Drama ๐Ÿค Mubs
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 years
Only in makerere shall they introduce a course unit and course work question due next week the same day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
Mwe first wrap it up with your families kla tequila isnโ€™t going take itself
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
Who talks about kibuli ๐Ÿ˜‚
@winanz_
Chef Winnie
1 year
Every conversation; "When I was at smack" "When I was at kisubi" "When I was at kibuli" SHUT UP FAM!!
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@Totie_L
Totie
6 months
Keyboard guys you have 30 minutes to wrap up that wagwez
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
Guyโ€™s have started being creative at the entrance for lusaniya
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 years
The way @d__adriko talks about basketball you may think he is tall and can play
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@Totie_L
Totie
9 months
Guys read atomic habits and think they have made it in life Lmao๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 years
You treated her like a celebrity she treated you like a fan (Bible of misogyny, 14:6)
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Totie
1 year
Jameson & friends What a concept
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Totie
4 years
East West Hostel is best
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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
Some chic here said ati i go for brunch that automatically makes me baddie ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
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@Totie_L
Totie
5 months
Cap no one has ever assumed that
@mutebwajoah
เธงเปเธ„h
5 months
Guys see my forehead and immediately assume my dad has a moustache and prolly drives a dark green v8 with H4DF on itโ€ฆ
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Totie
2 years
Guyโ€™s want to over survive on lash and rolexโ€™s
@NobertBrown
Nahamya Nobert Steven
2 years
Unplanned kids havenโ€™t gone home for Easter.
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
Anyway just buy new shoes donโ€™t over cry Itโ€™s not like you spoiled an original pair soโ€ฆ.
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 years
It time you stood up and fought for one of your own We ought to make people to be accountable for injustice they caused #JusticeforTegu
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Totie
4 years
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@jayemonet
jaye.
4 years
I want to show the duality of Black people. Show me two pics of you in two different forms.
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Totie
5 months
Guys who ask why I got bald faster the reason is here
@kolawtff
โ€Žู‹
6 months
avoid female law students
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
Moodโ€ฆ
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@Totie_L
Totie
8 months
Scenes when okoth pulls out his phone
Now guys are telling us how their girls could never, kumbe she is always the first on Okothโ€™s house party list๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
โ€œiโ€™m cookingโ€ - a nigga making cornflakes
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@Totie_L
Totie
10 months
I blame Begas for the increase of prices at terrace
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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
I donโ€™t think i was dreaming about my receding hairline
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@Totie_L
Totie
6 months
Give Mandela his flowers Javas is better than Mac D
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 years
Someone is battling drugs and rape But the first thing you notice in a tweet today is how you weren't tagged . Like LOL
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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
๏ธ๏ธ๏ธ๏ธ ๏ธ ๏ธ๏ธ๏ธ๏ธ ๏ธ ๏ธ๏ธ๏ธ๏ธ ๏ธ
@jhene__frances
frances
2 years
quiet men are so attractive.
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
Caramel 7 devils is probably the only functional thing in this country
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
No one will believe you are romantic when you are broke
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
Dating most UG girls is like adopting an orphan
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@Totie_L
Totie
4 years
Most of you are complaining about university not opening Yet all you do is beg for kush SMH
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
That caption thou ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Donโ€™t let Americanโ€™s see it
@RamahKizito
Ramah Kizito
1 year
I feel Like Black Men Can Never Go Wrong With Orange! #BlanketsAndWineKla ๐Ÿ“ท: @nyaika256
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
MUK law school relationships donโ€™t pass 5 business dayโ€™s by Friday night itโ€™s a wrap
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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
Due to public demand we need to start making tot's again ๐Ÿฅบ
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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
In a few dayโ€™s we are going to be the hottest selling property
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
367 billion to do what? They canโ€™t even build a standard toilet around campus
@nbstv
NBS Television
1 year
Makerere University has presented its Budget estimate to Parliament for the Financial Year 2023/2024, totaling UGX 367.8 billion. @simugabi #NBSLiveAt9 #NBSUpdates
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Totie
2 years
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Totie
2 years
Just seen someoneโ€™s girlfriend at the cinema with the guy she told him not to worry about but letโ€™s move forward
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
This ends a guy wanted to put 10k for a teq
@erima_sidney
sidney
1 year
Bro wanted to put 5k for a pizza like we are buying oreos
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
1 year later Nandi is still untameable
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Totie
4 years
Me in public: My headphones:
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@Totie_L
Totie
2 years
The guyโ€™s who study aboard and come back to UG have already taken the bar hosting
@Mr_Mugii
๐Ÿฃ๐Ÿฃ
2 years
If youโ€™re at uni in Uganda..or fresh out of uni, there are two ways to make ends meet(thatโ€™s if you was not a planned kid). โ€ขYou either become an influencer or a bar host!! Ps: Inner beauty wonโ€™t help you so much in these two fields, unfortunately ๐Ÿค
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
One walk around gabba road and you may think you are in the Horn of Africa
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@Totie_L
Totie
1 year
Kenjiโ€™s 2019 will always remain undefeated
@musiime_vin
Alvin ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year
Remember summer 2019 when people would leave Kenjis just to freshen up and change clothes then go back .๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
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