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I hate Youkai so much I became one just to show them how it's done!

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@TotalYoukaiDesu
Kazegami Karasu
29 days
Aya got a pumpkin latte today! #ふもふも
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Kazegami Karasu
3 months
@kuzutrashkuzu I have never been dragged online as hard as I was back when DDLC came out and I said it was terrible and clearly written with contempt for the player and medium. I baseline distrust anyone who says they like it now
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Kazegami Karasu
1 month
Shoo delivering copies of Dark Souls 2 to unsuspecting motorists
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牡蠣爆発
1 month
お前が事故るのをずっと見ていたぞ
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Kazegami Karasu
18 days
Made a latinx customer visibly upset by pretending not to know what tortillas were, then when she finally described them to me in broken english I went "Oh, you mean TACO SHELLS. Why didn't you just say that?"
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1 month
my tummy hurts guys
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Kazegami Karasu
1 month
Little Caesars acquired, time to devour
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Kazegami Karasu
18 days
total zebra death, retard
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Kazegami Karasu
8 months
@BunnyCunny1488 "Erm, straight into the blocklist, chu--"
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Kazegami Karasu
10 months
@BunnyCunny1488 "this is totally not bussin chief, you just did a heckin fascism on god"
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Kazegami Karasu
2 months
@doompop2d Saying that when YOUR art looks like this is insane kid. Ryukishi07 has infinitely better understanding of composition and perspective, and drawing isn't even what he's good at
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
there are a lot of words to describe Emoya Shirou but "misogynistic" might be the most illiterate and low IQ one you could pick
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5 months
Kiritsugu is great character it’s just none of his fans understand that it’s 70% because he’s the most pathetic manchild on planet earth 💀 top 5 funniest fictional characters ever it makes complete sense why Shirou starts F/sn super insecure and misogynistic😭
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4 months
@UnclBuckweet Defeat one of them in single combat and have him exiled from the clan
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
they did in fact do this to me today
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
They're doing this to me at work tomorrow
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Kazegami Karasu
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@therealpanzer @BunnyCunny1488 why do you type like a retarded melanoid slave?
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Kazegami Karasu
3 months
@txdt_ @kuzutrashkuzu if that was the goal he should have made it not fucking suck
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Kazegami Karasu
10 months
@Buckweet0 My roommate always gives 1 star when his ubereats guy is Somalian no matter what
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Kazegami Karasu
1 year
@CeroChiru @FateGO_USA They're adding sex to the game, Illya is the first sexable Servant
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Kazegami Karasu
3 months
@DerektheCleric @ccmembersonly Except the vast majority of people young enough to be interested in building a new home on undeveloped land can't afford $500k for the land and $500k to build the home plus untold expenses in utility hookups, land grading, etc
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
@MisterSam65 @LookAtMyMeat1 yes because having sex with someone else's girlfriend/wife is wrong
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Kazegami Karasu
3 months
@Crummthedumm No, no. The word you're looking for is "retch". "Wretch" is what you are.
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Kazegami Karasu
2 months
"Bro, you HAVE to try this new craft microbrew IPA. SUUUPER hoppy my dude, perfect sipping haha! Notes of coriander, mint, honey, and LOTUS--isn't that EPIC as FUCK?" >he hands you a tallboy can >label says "EMBRACE OF THE DEATH LOTUS" >6.7% ABV >take a sip >tastes like dish soap
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Johann
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What the fuck was Sony thinking
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Kazegami Karasu
8 months
@CrimeWatchMpls If the person who he shot is his barber, I'm not saying I condone it, but I would understand.
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Kazegami Karasu
10 months
@Comrade_Waluigi Larian courted the reddit audience with their writing, this was the expected result. Just wish we could have gotten a version of BG3 not handicapped by unfunny Marvel writing and forced adherence to 5E's baby-tier ruleset
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Kazegami Karasu
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@BunnyCunny1488 @therealpanzer At 18? This kid's parents should be in prison
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Kazegami Karasu
2 months
@cobsonite7 @DeadWeebWalking @bsdr4vr @BunnyCunny1488 Don't you mudskins have a made up saint to sacrifice a chicken to so you can raise this shit by at least a point or two?
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Kazegami Karasu
3 months
@UnclBuckweet Now learn to deflect projectiles
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4 months
@BunnyCunny1488 Youkai don't want the people to see this!!!
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Kazegami Karasu
1 year
@LostGalahad @KaroshiMyriad Not "spirits", they're Ghost Liners. Servants are summoned manifestations of something recorded in the Akasha of Proper Human History; they are based not necessarily on the "soul" of an individual but rather on the "concept" of that individual or phenomenon's mark on history.
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I FUCKING HATE MEXICANS
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Kazegami Karasu
2 months
#ふもふも
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Kazegami Karasu
4 months
@UnclBuckweet Thought they got ya for good this time Jumply
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Kazegami Karasu
4 months
Saw my first tesla cyber truck in irl life today
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
@Rantsuw @KemonoRapist @BunnyCunny1488 "back then" being like 2 years ago before discord grooming became mainstream
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Kazegami Karasu
6 months
@_souper__ It doesn't count when it's because the HRT has made you sterile
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Kazegami Karasu
2 months
Weighted blankets are popular due to their ability to simulate a fat girl laying on top of you.
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
@UnclBuckweet Happy pride month Uncle
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Kazegami Karasu
1 month
neko arc is hot as fuck and I'm not gonna pretend otherwise
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Rock solid
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Society
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
black people when a cop pulls them over for expired tabs and going 65 in a 30:
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Buckweet (I am from Brazil) 🇧🇷
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@housetrotter "wow these people are trigger-happy freaks. I should antagonize them every single opportunity I get"
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Kazegami Karasu
9 days
Few things more sobering than wanting to nostalgiapost then realizing many of my oomfs were literally not even born during the time I was feeling nostalgic about
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Kazegami Karasu
3 months
@UnclBuckweet Imagine how much they must spend on park food to maintain that bulk
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Kazegami Karasu
3 months
We taught this crow how to drink beer as a joke
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Kazegami Karasu
4 months
@UnclBuckweet Retarded, but also somehow based
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Kazegami Karasu
9 months
@Buckweet0 You can't run, I'm tracking you with a drone right now!
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
@yrs0lame @UnclBuckweet @justalilbuppy @jagualactica You're 18 bro, he's been here a decade+ longer than you have
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Kazegami Karasu
4 months
@GRIMMYRAX @Wario64 why would you want the division that ruined Demons Souls to work on a Bloodborne remake?
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Kazegami Karasu
4 months
@terrmerur and you didn't rexeet the miku...?
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Kazegami Karasu
18 days
TIP: You can bully immigrants as much as you want at work, because they don't speak enough English to complain about you to management, and they're used to it anyway because they come from the third world!
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Kazegami Karasu
3 months
@terrmerur It's 100% astroturfed, but not "fake" in the sense that people actually do find it funny. I heard one of my boomer coworkers reference it in the break room the other day and everyone he was talking to burst into laughter like it was comedy gold
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Kazegami Karasu
3 months
If I don't get paizuri from a tanuki in the next 20 minutes I will literally die
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Kazegami Karasu
9 months
@Buckweet0 Chinese kids are so addicted to Douyin they can't even shoot a gun without they phone, smh
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Kazegami Karasu
2 months
>Money taken from homeowning citizens and given to Somalians >Money taken from homeowning citizens so Somalians wouldn't get made fun of for being poor and getting free lunch >Money taken from homeowning citizens and given to Mexicans
@GovTimWalz
Governor Tim Walz
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✅ K-12 Education Tax Credit ✅ Free school meals ✅ Nation-leading Child Tax Credit   This back-to-school season, we’re putting money back in the pockets of middle-class families.
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Kazegami Karasu
4 months
do you people ever stop to consider maybe people don't hate you because you have ADHD, you're just really fucking annoying?
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Kazegami Karasu
6 months
@CrimeWatchMpls Desperately need to know if this was a planned duel or if two dudes just coincidentally showed up with baseball bats and decided to fight
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5 months
@UnclBuckweet If my landlord/maintenance did "spontaneous inspections" I would kill
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3 months
@BunnyCunny1488 You can literally see the box wine in her face
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
@UnclBuckweet I not only got suspended, my parents were so upset that my mom called the school and asked them to have me work there (unpaid) as an assistant to the janitor for a week Burger theft doesn't pay, kids
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Kazegami Karasu
4 months
@UnclBuckweet @SputzeeD I don't think Cr1tikal is a bad guy or anything, but much like Asmongold he constantly gives brainlet uninformed takes on things he knows nothing about and completely destroys the discourse with nine million sycophants repeating shit he says as if he's an authority on the subject
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Kazegami Karasu
9 months
@Buckweet0 Why would he roll down his window lol
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Kazegami Karasu
26 days
@tijisfirstday Umineko's ending (last 3 chapters really) was thematically confused and presented questionably, and I would be less annoyed about that if it weren't for the fact that Higurashi is basically perfect front to back so I can't figure out why Ryukishi struggled so much with Umineko
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Kazegami Karasu
4 months
@UnclBuckweet He already had an environmental disadvantage (debuffed by snow while his enemies are in their favoured terrain), this is just overkill
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Kazegami Karasu
4 months
@BestKomeiji @ReimuWorker Youkai have no rights
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Kazegami Karasu
7 months
@UnclBuckweet Guacamole sucks it tastes like wet grass Yeah I ate grass as a kid
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
i look like this btw. When you are mean to me remember this is who you're being mean to
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Insane Facebook AI slop
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Kazegami Karasu
2 months
I hope every illegal streaming site gets shut down so people who are too stupid or brown to install and use torrent clients can never watch anime again
@NierHellFire
HellFire
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“Idgaf about aniwave shutting down because I TORRENT my anime”
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4 months
@terrmerur me staring at torrent as I run into Mountaintops waiting for his balls to shrivel up in the cold:
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Kazegami Karasu
7 months
@cfcgarrett @HidamariSneed Series' licensing outside Japan makes pennies if not nothing at all for the actual studios, and has zero effect on what "shows exist". Akihabara sells more anime merchandise in a single day than every anime convention combined in North America does in a year
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
They're doing this to me at work tomorrow
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3 months
I think Rabbit Hole sucks actually
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
@UnclBuckweet I've seen people post about this happening with a box and a towel as well, I just wonder how they can possibly nut so often in the same place that before it all dries there is enough buildup for fungus to grow and fruit
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Kazegami Karasu
4 months
@AlbinaSerious @megamega171 @SkiesOfAquaria Fucking Lockon's death had more impact than anything that happens in Witch of Mercury and they literally replace him with his identical brother like 2 episodes later
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
@terrmerur wait I don't even remember a black ops 4
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Kazegami Karasu
27 days
@cunnymeisterHH I have seen this image 3 times already today and it really annoys me every time. How am I supposed to jerk off to this with the text in the way? So irritating
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
@UnclBuckweet Nioh is pretty cool if you know what you're in for, but it requires a much higher tolerance for bullshit than most similar action games
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Kazegami Karasu
2 months
@terrmerur Weed addicts be like "It's not addictive bro I just have to smoke it 5 times a day every day to stay chill and not have a psychotic breakdown"
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@terrmerur Right here bro
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Kazegami Karasu
9 months
@Buckweet0 I made some tater tot hot dish last night, hope yours turns out as good as mine was
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
@lemonogatari @Kurisutina_04 fate/zero fans are usually neither fate/stay night fans nor visual novel fans.
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Kazegami Karasu
2 months
@UnclBuckweet They need to justify mass mail-in voting again this year
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
@UnclBuckweet This is Walz' Minnesota now, do 't forget that
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Kazegami Karasu
1 year
I let her have a sip and now she won't give it back 💢 #fumo #mugnation
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Kazegami Karasu
1 month
I ate too much mac and cheese now I feel like I'm gonna explode
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Kazegami Karasu
8 months
@UnclBuckweet That won't stop me
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2 months
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9 months
Calling in to work fuck this I'm not driving home at 10 pm when it's gonna be like -40, my car might not even atart
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Kazegami Karasu
26 days
@UnclBuckweet The best part is there isn't even just one, pickle festivals are so popular there are at least 3 I know of in the state Love it here
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Kazegami Karasu
3 months
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
@kyunmarifukko
fuko*秋例さ24ab
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Kazegami Karasu
2 months
just deliver the food you pathetic fucking slave. We all know you do this because you're too lazy/stupid/felonious to get a real job. You people are the modern equivalent of streetside shoe-shiners and deserve to be treated as the low caste social pariahs you spiritually are
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Kazegami Karasu
1 month
This is like the fourth xeet I've seen shilling this game's hair tech. Bioware is FUCKED man they have NOTHING good to show us so EA is paying people to brag about the YAAASSS SLAY KWEEN HAIR
@IGN
IGN
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The HAIR in Dragon Age: The Veilguard 😍😍😍
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4 months
@VioletUwUs @BunnyCunny1488 Why did you censor "hentai"? Are you 11?
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4 months
@jooujoou95 @RealMarcFoxx @Deviija Americans and British are majority Germanic you inimical dullard. Both are rooted genetically in people who originally came from Denmark and Sachsen, places which shared their culture with Scandinavia historically. Read literally any literature from before 1200
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Kazegami Karasu
5 months
@zach_mcmahan_ @SympathyYt @FearedBuck @heyitskenton There are no restrictions on when, where, or how you can take wild boar in most states. They are a destructive invasive species, not a regulated quarry animal
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Kazegami Karasu
3 months
@UnclBuckweet why did you make me see whatever the hell this is jumbly
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Kazegami Karasu
1 month
@UnclBuckweet Even the legal immigrants are willing to undercut citizens and work shit jobs for minimum wage because they get their housing and food paid for by the government/NGOs. They literally do both things at once but these people won't acknowledge it
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Kazegami Karasu
29 days
We went a lot of places today! Aya took a walk through the wetlands, found a magic circle someone drew in the sandstone, flew up onto a big fallen tree, and finally took a nice rest down by the river. #ふもふも
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Kazegami Karasu
3 months
this is me if anyone cares
@KasaneTeto_Real
😈 evil fucked up sarah 👻
3 months
i ❤️ bbw
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Kazegami Karasu
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@Sakurako_Ohmuro I feel like openly displaying shit like this in front of your LAW OFFICE should get you disbarred for having an obvious political bias.
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