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Njosh

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Getting 0 likes won't stop me from tweeting

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Hawa wakiweza kuwa President na Deputy President 2027 iko aje?

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The fact that broke girls travel more than employed niggas scares me alot

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@MoraraKebasoSnr Why should you even be afraid??🤔 those thieves should be afraid we're coming for them

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Which university would advise someone never to study there?

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@MoraraKebasoSnr Let's support morara for the good work he's doing

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Kwa contact list yako ni dem mgani hukutumia pesa sana?

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Si lazima mtoto afanane babake anaweza fanana na rafiki ya babake juu hao hushinda pamoja

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How long should a man change bed sheets?

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Jomo kenyatta - Freedom Daniel Arap Moi - Maziwa ya Nyayo Mwai Kibaki - Free Education Uhuru Kenyatta - Introduced SGR What do you think William Ruto has done so far?🤬

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Why are black cars expensive than other cars?

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Who do you think is the most evil person who is still alive?

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Mbona watu husema kikuyu women huwa toxic na vile hao hukuwa hardworking sana🤔

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Who's the most evil person in kenya?

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" Acha mkono ikae hapo basi sifanyi kitu " 😂😭💔

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If I had twins I would call them " Terms and conditions " and you ?

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A broke boyfriend once said.....?

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What's the first thing you check before starting your car?

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Hii nairobi mko sure naweza pata nyumba ya 1200ksh iko na WiFi, electricity na maji?

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The worst thing unaweza fanya ni kumess up na watu wako literate na wako jobless

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Money aside, what else do you need in life?

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What's the fastest way to go broke btw?

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Mbona hii generation huogopa marriage ivo?

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What's feels Christianity but actually it's not?

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Which course would you advice someone never to study?

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When a woman truly loves you not even a billionaire can take her away from you

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My mom keeps telling me nisimletee lady from another tribe, niwapee number mtume salamu kidogo?

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Ile dream ya kusaidia street children kwani ilienda wapi?

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Sijawahi elewa mbona watu after kuachiliwa hutoka mbio kwa police station

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What's the fastest way of making money in kenya?

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Mbona mtu after kubreak up na kamba ladies haiwezi kuwa in a stable relationship tena

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Just found out my girlfriend has been cheating me with my best friend😭 who am I supposed to blame ?

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Wait you mean Loyalty test Thee Pluto hufanya inakuanga scripted ?😳😳

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@zoomafrika1 Bro was a legend

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Time flies kama ni Emanuella ako na boobies sieeet

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What's the greatest lie ever told?

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If your Ex accidentally sends you 10,000 shillings can you resend it back?

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As a man usiwahi glorify usingizi hizo ni moves za madem

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What's the most savage thing you've ever said in an argument?

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Can you sleep with your cousin for 1 million shillings?🤔

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@osoroKE Hapo ndio ile methali ya " Fuata nyuki ule asali " inakujia

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Why did you stop watching Indian Movies?

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Nikikunyima pesa acha kujam si ata wewe unaona hauna

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When a woman truly loves you not even a billionaire can take her away from you

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We all have that one friend who has a weird addiction we can't associate ourselves with

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What's the hardest part of being a man?

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Which business in kenya is underrated but has more profit?

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Apart from " Aki wewe unakuanga mfunny " how do ladies shoot their shot?

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@RodgersKipembe Sioni shida mtu akiweka chai kwa thermos mimi

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Always remember youre a poor kid with an expensive phone

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If you don't know your mom's Mpesa pin just change your behavior

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Given 1 million shillings unaweza rudi primary school?🤔

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Which business can I start with a capital of 500ksh ?

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Ni tabia gani umeshindwa kuacha kabisa?

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Can a man sleep with a lady the whole night without touching her?

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@polo_kimanii Wewe na suckre from Prison break hamna difference

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I used to think watu wako kwa marriage hupewa kila siku

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Real Men don't expect anything in return from a lady after giving her something

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As a man usiwahi open up heri ufungue soda ata

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It's better being broke than make money illegally

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A car has over 30,000 parts how many do you know?

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" ukimaliza wewe nitafute nitakufix " relatives huwa fake ajab

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Kama uko na ile bulb ya kuchange colors kwa nyumba yako we sahau kuomoka

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The pain of seeing your girl struggling to get tiktok likes

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Your favorite music has that line that says____________?

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How much do you think a normal comrade should spend in a day?

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What's that one thing you can survive without?

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Hiyo mattress huwa unalalia uko sure inakuruhusu uhame mchana?

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What's illegal and you feel should be legalized?

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As a man haufai kukosa nini kwa nyumba?

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Mbona watu hukuwa poor ndio hukuwa na the best Financial ideas?

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