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@TopFighterPilot

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"Oh, I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth..." #MAGA #IFBAP 🇺🇸

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@TopFighterPilot
Colonel, USAF, Retired
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I didn’t think #UltraMAGA was enough.
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@libsoftiktok When I joined the military being gay was forbidden. Then it became optional. Thankfully I retired before it became mandatory.
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I'm a retired Veteran with a Purple Heart and the VA won't give me dental coverage.
@ImMeme0
I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
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If this doesn’t make your blood boil I don’t know what will? Under Biden, Department of Veterans Affairs processed 161,000 medical and dental care claims for ILLEGALS in 2022 while delaying claims for US VETERANS in urgent need of care. Share this far and wide!
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@TopFighterPilot
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@RealJamesWoods It now takes white privilege to scrub a wall?
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@dom_lucre I realize he is trying to build a foreign policy resume, but there is zero reason for taxpayers to fund a Governor’s trip to China.
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@DrIbram @IlhanMN Ahh bullshit. You can disagree with the political position of a Muslim without hating their religion. You can disagree with an African-American without being a racist. She is a public figure and subject to the same scrutiny as every old white guy in Congress.
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@libsoftiktok And this tiny woman is the front of the human shield instead of, I dunno, someone who could actually shield Trump's face.
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@TevinIsrael It's not the six bucks. It's expecting my 90 year old father to figure out a streaming service.
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@sdward1 @RealJamesWoods It isn’t buried. It’s enshrined in the Halls of Awesomeness. Did you see The Onion Field? Casino? The man has been nominated for 2 Oscars, and has won multiple Emmys and Golden Globe awards (19 wins). Your disdain for his politics doesn’t detract from his exceptional acting.
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@MichelleObama @LiveNation Translation: Please give me money despite my husband’s horrific presidency.
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@EWheatcroft @zayjones11 @AdamSchefter I’ll take assholes with an agenda for $1000.
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@libsoftiktok YOU’RE. NOT. TRANS. Putting on a ball cap and calling yourself “they” does not make you trans. Trans people are real. “Non-binary” people are not. They’re just looking for victim points.
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@ValerieJarrett @CobieKenobi Actually, YOU are completely wrong, Ms. Jarrett. Our founders specifically stated this was to be a nation of laws. Ford has alleged a serious crime. The burden of proof is on the accuser. Mob-rule and feelings of any proportion of the American people do not determine the outcome.
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@KamalaHarris It’s difficult to “rush” through hearings when you and your colleagues keep interrupting and howling harpies keep squealing. I’ve got bad news for you, Senator, Kavanaugh is going to be confirmed. Elections have consequences.
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@JessicaValenti I believe the teacher of this class should be arrested for child abuse.
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@AngelaBelcamino @glamelegance The autopsy tells a different tale.
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@CensoredMen @RealCandaceO There is probably room for women on the team, but the front of the human shield is NOT one of them.
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The leftists spitting on #OttoWarmbier ‘s grave to push their narrative forget he was imprisoned in North Korea for a FULL YEAR while @BarackObama was President and Obama did NOTHING. You supported Obama’s dealings with terrorist Iran but now disparage Trump’s dealings with NK?
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Kathy Griffin
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And #OttoWarmbier died shortly after. He was a 22-year-old US student. They had a sham trial for him in the North Korea. Kim knew. Kim watched. Kim purposely sent home a dead American. Beaten into a coma. This is trumps good friend.
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@NBCOlympics I landed a triple axel in my hockey game last night. Except that it was because I got hit, spun around three times, and landed on my ass. That’s still landing, right? At least I think it was three times. I hit my head as well so I don’t quite remember...
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@jaketapper That ribbon at his upper left is the Purple Heart. That means he was combat wounded in the past and volunteered to go back anyway. Not all heroes wear capes.
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@tedlieu @UCLA Can you explain why you are "fighting" after @realDonaldTrump offered her a path to citizenship? You don't care about her. You are using her as a political bargaining chip to avoid securing the border.
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@JoJoFromJerz i'm one of the Troops. I have zero doubt Trump loves me. I know Joe would check his watch at my funeral.
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@VeronicaRochaLA Really? This is the best you have. Trump gives fish too much food. Is giving fish extra food bad for the fish? WTF!
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@akafacehots This Alf Chia Pet
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@JessicaValenti And I’m not being hyperbolic. I truly believe the teacher of this class should be arrested for child abuse.
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@JohnBrennan How did rule of law prevail during your heinously corrupt reign as CIA Director? Did rule of law prevail over @HillaryClinton ? I’m very familiar with classified information procedures. If I did what she did I’d be in jail for a long time. The rule of law only applies to some.
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@krassenstein Your point is moot. Someone who is XY, even if they have Swyer Syndrome, still has all the genetic advantages (muscle mass, bone density, heart and lung capacity, testosterone) of a male. This person does NOT belong in a boxing ring with women. Period!
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@OliLondonTV There are precisely zero long-term studies to back up what the "Doctor" is saying. So much for "Do No Harm".
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@TomArnold I have so many questions. Like: What is @TomArnold doing at an Emmy party?
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@AOC Yep. Senators did exactly what @AOC told them to do. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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@sunshine2884 @LaAmericanMike @Longhorns46 @benshapiro but you missed the point @benshapiro was trying to make. it’s that a private business has the right to control certain aspects of its employees’ behavior while they are representing their business and brand.
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@JackTorres00 I like your gym teacher already.
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@Ryan_Deitsch I think radical Islamic terrorism is FAR more deadly than so-called “Islamaphobia”.
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Is Kathy Griffin talking about herself in the third person again?
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Kathy Griffin
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Seriously, fuck this bitch.
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@JRubinBlogger (1) pardon power is absolute; (2) kleptocracy usually means embezzlement, can you prove this? (3) citation needed; (4) isn’t this what Obama failed to do in 2016?; (5) “possible” crimes aren’t crimes. They’re liberal fantasies.
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@juliaioffe @brianeha Well, obviously someone had to explain it to you.
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@MEMRIReports They also chanted “Death to America” while we were part of the nuclear deal. So there’s that.
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I swear to say nothing, the whole nothing, and nothing but the nothing, so help me Hillary. #LynchHearing
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@KamalaHarris Ms Harris, As a registered Republican and @realDonaldTrump supporter, I am happy to say that I do not care if our elected officials are white, black, brown, yellow, or purple; as long as they are competent - which you are not.
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@bennyjohnson The entire world is getting sick of this woke nonsense.
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@Comey THIS is the problem with @TheDemocrats . They don’t care about ideology, or policy, or competence...all they care about is who can beat the guy who whooped their collective asses in 2016. #ButtHurt
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@JoJoFromJerz No. But obviously Biden thinks he can ignore the student debt decision.
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@HeroWarsWeb It sucks when your Ad gets roasted by reader context.
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@D4thewin @METALGODZ @secupp And the news will get out with or without @secupp .
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@KamalaHarris This is what a fetus looks like at 20 weeks. How is killing it moral?
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Fuck a booming economy? Fuck a 40% increase in the stock market? Fuck the lowest unemployment in 18 years? Fuck the fact there are more available jobs than unemployed people? Fuck peace in Korea? No. Actually...Fuck Robert DeNiro.
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Keith Boykin
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Robert DeNiro at #TonyAwards : “Fuck Trump!”
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@JoJoFromJerz Is this really your Memorial Day hero?
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@libsoftiktok Thank God they're using all their prosecutorial resources to go after a political opponent instead of actual criminals.
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@almaforarizona @kyrstensinema @InStyle I guess the woman she’s running against who is a combat veteran, first-ever female fighter pilot and squadron commander in US history (who would also make history as AZ’s first female Senator) is not a #badass woman in @InStyle ’s opinion. 🤦🏻‍♂️
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This is becoming exhausting. You cannot hide behind your skin color every time you face criticism. You are an elected public official and open to the same scrutiny as every old white guy in Congress. Disagreeing with your personal and policy positions does not make one racist.
@IlhanMN
Ilhan Omar
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Fox News is now giving a nightly platform to white supremacist rhetoric. It’s dangerous. Advertisers should not be underwriting hate speech.
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@mtomasky Not one of them have been "banned." Not. One. They are merely being removed from age-inappropriate locations - As. They. Should. Do you believe 10 year olds should be able to walk into an NC-17 movie?
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Why did @realDonaldTrump pay so little in income tax during the first year of his presidency? Because he didn’t have any income. He divested himself from his businesses and donated his entire presidential salary to charity. He literally made $0 in 2017.
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@ThayerAM @KatiePavlich You can actually thank Democrat Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid for that.
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@Crystal_SethLab @realDonaldTrump Because the sound of the acronym is more important than the details of the deal.
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@NYCAntifa Fascism = forcible suppression of opposition using violence. Antifa is 100% fascist. #MiloRiot proves it.
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@DLoesch The U.S. military has precisely ZERO AR-15s in its arsenal.
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@ComedianDaveO @EricaGrieder @nbcsnl It’s not the joke that pisses me off. It’s the hypocrisy. If a conservative had mocked a leftist in the same way the outrage might knock the Earth off its axis.
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@Cynfulfan @cebsilver @YouPorn @Starbucks I’m trying to think of the last time I saw a kid in a @Starbucks . I’m also trying to think of the last time I saw anyone surfing porn in a Starbucks.
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@PattyArquette Its apparently also a great way to find celebrities you never want to watch again...
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@CillizzaCNN @GifGrabber But you posted the tweet which makes you a hypocrite. @CNN labored on and on about a re-tweet by @realDonaldTrump with a meme of him body-slamming someone with your logo imposed over his head. But somehow tweeting a meme suggesting that Trump should be shot is okay? Really?
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@kwilli1046 That’s Grey Wind. (Robb Stark’s dire wolf).
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@bennyjohnson Judges are supposed to be selected randomly. I have a feeling this one was hand-picked.
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@THRMattBelloni I wouldn’t vote for Michelle Obama.
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@MrNiceGuy18_58 @steezemode Do you have some magical proof that’s a hill? It looks like a nice flat road to me. Which means I could push that Jeep with one arm while drinking a beer with the other.
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@SethAbramson Anyone who says there were only muskets when the Constitution was ratified is either ignorant or disingenuous. There were rapid repeating rifles. The founders knew of these weapons and some even owned them. There have been revolvers since the late 16th Century.
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@JRubinBlogger Also remember that the Supreme Court made it the law of the land in 2008 and your precious Obama with a Democrat super-majority in Congress did nothing.
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@EndWokeness Can she put on the full burka please?
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@PaulIngrassia Did Merchan do this in front of the jury?
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@Sharifa2018 @AP Disregard the fact that moving the US embassy to #Jerusalem is mandated by law passed 22 years before Trump took office. AND the Senate voted 90-0 to move the embassy to Jerusalem in June of last year. But it's all Trump's fault
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@thebradfordfile Just like all Americans who genuinely LOVE America! 🇺🇸
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@SenSanders Of course you agree with him. You think government is somehow the best arbiter of how we should spend our money. YOU, and I mean YOU, added $10 TRILLION to our debt under Obama. You have no right to ask for more of our money.
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@SenFeinstein This despicable and baseless character assassination is going to come back and haunt @TheDemocrats in November. #Kavanagh #SCOTUSNomination
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@Seebass__12 “all Asian cast” because the Brits, Aussies, Belgiques, Danes, Finns, Czechs, Canadians, Americans and others who helped the rescue effort should be completely forgotten.
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@yoohohyong @PrisonPlanet Dude. You have a morbid concept of "fun".
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@RealKyleMorris She’s going to be so embarrassingly disappointed.
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@PaulDon09592081 @BostonGlobe The protests were a exception to the safety regulations on stay-at-home orders and social distancing, weren’t they? PS. Police are essential services.
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@TexasRepublic71 @TheStephanieOne Does rescuing a purebred from a disgusting puppy mill count?
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@IlhanMN ICE needs to determine if it’s their actual families instead of sexual traffickers. Pass it on.
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@joe_jo4 Because they are actually attractive, unlike liberal women.
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@sunshine2884 @LaAmericanMike @Longhorns46 @benshapiro exactly. like the consequences of a 15 yard penalty and/or fine.
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@jason_howerton The Bill of Rights specifically lists rights we, as Americans, were born with. Our founders felt those rights were inalienable and wanted to make sure our fledgling government could never have the power to take them away. What tf are they teaching you in that school?
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@johnlegend The only American policy that helps MS-13 thrive is sanctuary cities.
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@JoJoFromJerz I'm sorry you went through that but lying about Trump wanting to ban this procedure doesn't help anyone.
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“micro nutsack on a pruned gnome” I could only hope to be this witty.👇🏼
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@HowtJen The fact libtards don’t understand why a soaring stock market is good for every single American (regardless if they own stocks) does not surprise me. Open an economics book sometime.
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@kdnerak33 Defendants are not required to testify. Generally, the only reason they do is because there is a strong case against them. Since there is ZERO evidence against Trump, he chose (wisely) not to testify.
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@JRubinBlogger Why does the click bait headline and the actual headline read immensely differently? Spoiler alert: Because liberals expect their flock of sheep to only read the click bait headline and believe the narrative. Breaking News: MS-13 members ARE monsters.
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@THRMattBelloni Why is Michelle Obama’s qualified to be @POTUS . Like @billburr said, that’s like Tom Brady’s wife becoming quarterback of the Rams.
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@LeftismForU It’s fucking Scotland.
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@matthewhaag And we’re just finding out about in now because...? Spoiler alert: Because political stunt.
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@Wmb_Bravo @PolitiBunny If pro-abortion people just admitted that they support child murder, I might at least think they aren't hypocrites.
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@jdavis7373 @RealJamesWoods Stating facts is the new "foul"
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@PBCJordanHardy Because walking out of a fight is gonna earn him SO much respect.
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@JoJoFromJerz You did see where Stormy signed a letter swearing none of that happened, right?
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Asylum seekers go to a port of entry. Illegal immigrants cross into our country illegally. The latter should be stopped at all costs.
@ezderzit
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@LeftismForU Bless your heart, sweetie. Asylum seekers are not "illegal" immigrants. For someone who gets so emotional about issues the US faces, you sure don't know jack shit about how our country works. Have you ever even lived in a border town/city? Of course not. 🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡
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@JohnBrennan But he’s not wrong. Reid’s career was a massive failure.
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@TimHannan Here ya go. Now you've seen a bigger one
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