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james w woe

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sorry you don't get to see the state issued boil water advisory bc you spent 20 minutes checking this site during breakfast seeing your friend post 'eatinf chicken wangs for dinner'

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me at my retail job when customers treat me like garbage

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who are the internet main characters of the day you still think about? good, bad, indifferent, who's stuck with you. can be any era

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my new game trying to spray water in his mouth while he yells at me

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deaths of artists hurt especially hard i feel because most labor creates tangible benefits for alleviating community burdens, while artists labor helps carry ppls personal emotional burdens. their absence is more intangible but is deeply resonate. a harmony gone quieter.

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gaeming tweet of the year

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did they confirm what the smell out the vents of the ps5 will be like

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the wikipedia picture for skeletons whips

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trying to ascribe the state of tumblr political discourse through this image to anybody else is like deciphering moon runes

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bring this guy out today

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new smash character.

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important reminder for all my followers to please not use these names for your own projects as they have all been trademarked and you could face legal trouble.

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everyone has to see my boyfriends cat. okay thank you

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james w woe

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remembering we had to ban a dog from our daycare last year who was a puppy bowl vet just because he was too agressive. but his dad was really indignant too like cmon he was in the puppy bowl

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national remembrance for the victims of tummy aches

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himbo code of honor

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feeling fine

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james w woe

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seeing a lynching on social media in the morning like roadkill on the information superhighway. don't stop and grieve the suffering lest you smatter into viscera upon the same route. chevy on the horn behind tailgating reminding you to desensitize fast you got work in 10 minutes

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this is my zoo tycoon 2 farm with harry potter and the mongolian death worm

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hands you this as my business card

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james w woe

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@pissvortex working with dogs for almost 4 years i can say I've been hurt by more anxious labradoodles than any kind of pit bull lol

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i don't know how gay ppl didn't succumb to despair in the 80s with people dying by the thousands and the mainstream consensus was the f*gs deserved it. i guess the answer is they did and also just fucking died. anyway you ever click the for you tab on this website

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dressed for picture day

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begging for a fps with weapons like this

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this guys name was blue cheese.

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its very flattering but i'm never really glory seeking for credit on this as i'm just more humbled that me messing with a phone app at midnight left such a legacy.

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Takin it upon myself to remind people that the original Ryu From Streets video was made by @TonysEggs and he should have been properly credited for this parody Maybe I’m weird always campaigning for him but I think @TonysEggs is a comedy genius who deserves recognition

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they got that bitch that killed crayola at work today

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premaking memes for when i'm held in an illegal internment camp

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james w woe

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my bfs top surgery is two months out so i have a shrinking window of opportunity to post the most inflammatory comments online as straight passing

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smoukong a generously loud bloundt

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james w woe

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this guys name is Humphrey. have you ever seen a more Humphrey looking dog

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james w woe

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there are decades where nothing happens and weeks where decades happen. and there are between one or two years where they release a new call of duty ~ lenin

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feeling like him lately

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smash ultimate mood

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haunted by the graffiti tag near my bus stop reading 'cowgirl curse'

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new phone camera

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out of the way bitches i'm gettin it

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new puppy at work

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james w woe

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my partner got a sick deal when the doc martians website glitched out and a pair was $6. but more importantly poppy gets a new box

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one like = i feed it one skittle

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james w woe

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5 years

rest in power. we wish we had the environmentally conscious praxis to eviscerate 18-wheelers into scrap metal like this bridge did

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Durham’s most famous (infamous?) bridge will go through a change soon. The “can opener” bridge has had countless run-ins with overheight trucks over the years. Next week, it’ll be raised eight inches. @WRAL

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james w woe

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joanna newsom + andy samberg are the prime blueprint for 'she let me hit cause i'm goofy'

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i can't wait to be 40 years old and think a new pop musician is scary

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check out this freaking puppy!!!

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will smith could have killed him

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james w woe

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3 months

@pissvortex smething abt the self expressed meekness just makes people smell blood in the water. thinking nick robinson + other verifiable creeps can keep their internet careers bc they just don't care abt being exposed meanwhile hes a pariah over posts saying the women in sfm porn are hot

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james w woe

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bring these back

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got new pins

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cmon dude.

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james w woe

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4 years

white people love songs that tell them how to dance to it. such as the cha cha slide, and YMCA

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Gravel Institute

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Coca-Cola hired death squads to kill labor organizers in Colombia.

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james w woe

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i'm a grown ass adult. but today they said i can call them my boyfriend. and oooooygh 😳

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james w woe

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1 year

i got a day job so it's not like i'm gonna advertise like check a podcast & i try not to have a public presence beyond the goofy friend so what would i even want with recognition. beyond capcom giving me a copy of sf6. because i've done so much, for their culture

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alert! breaking news! she climbed into my lap all by her own volition 🥺

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james w woe

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bayonetta 3 weapon

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james w woe

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i know its not the actual populist opinion and the majority of bigotry is drummed up but i've also learned nowadays a million well wishes pail in effect to one fucker with a bump stock

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