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This is all Sonja Norwood’s fault.

New Orleans, LA
Joined May 2009
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@TonyMatrimony
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3 months
Drake got bodied by a cutie patootie 😂
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Kendrick Lamar reacts to fan pinching his cheeks.
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4 years
I told my therapist that I let some things slide that bother me to “keep the peace” and he told me “that sounds nice, but you’re keeping the peace around you....what about the peace in you” Now I just been saying whatever is on my mind.
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4 years
OMG just defund the damn police or make them accountable for killing unarmed people
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Texas Realtors Will Stop Using 'Master' to Describe Bedrooms, Bathrooms
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5 years
For some reason I knew this because I can’t see a white woman inventing anything sanitary
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MEFeater Magazine
5 years
#BlackHistoryFact African American Inventor Mary Beatrice Davidson Kenner is known for developing the sanitary pad 💕
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6 years
Denied. Next case.
@roywoodjr
Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
6 years
Black Twitter Meme Council, I respectful propose that 'Black Man on Phone' be replaced with 'White Lady Spoils BBQ'.
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3 months
I would have made her eat a giant chocolate cake in front of the entire school
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non aesthetic things
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This 7 year old ordered a $600 purse on her moms credit card 😬
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4 years
Meg gotta fight her
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4 years
Me when someone buys me literally anything
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7 years
Beyoncé stands on stage like this for 10 minutes without saying a word and we all just scream until we pass out
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2 years
You can’t convince me you’re not insecure when you put on a hat before turning on the camera
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2 years
Comedian Aries Spears responds to the backlash he is receiving after mocking Lizzo’s weight and looks
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6 years
Imagine your grandma having a 6 pack
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6 years
3 generations of excellence💪🏾
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1 year
Bitch why my barber gon put up a before and after of my haircut today and people in the comments talkin bout “what a transformation!” “You saved him!” Girl fuck all y’all
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3 years
Carrying a basket of apples while leaving a house in the woods as a bear shows up. It’s giving Goldie Locks, gotta hear both sides.
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ℐΛY ☥ ™  🪩 (High Value Man) 𓂀
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She gave the bear the Lexus 😂💀🤣
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6 years
Close your eyes and visualize this
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Meek Mill says he "did a backflip off the toilet in the cell” when he heard Beyoncé say “free Meek” in “Top Off" ❤️
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5 years
The whole U.S: *panicking* New Orleans:
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3 years
Something about them giving Lexi the budget for this play while Abbott Elementary is underfunded don’t sit right with me
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3 years
Rihanna can lowkey keep the album because if that’s who you with I really don’t wanna hear what you gotta say rn
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5 years
I knew being alive at the same time as Beyoncé was too good to be true.
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6 years
Thats why the lil girl wore the thriller shirt lol
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5 years
When I get to heaven and see the people God forgave
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3 years
This is so fascinating
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1 year
Whenever someone turns a camera on me it feels like my first day as a human
I’m not photogenic at ALL. I take the best pictures when I take them myself . I don’t know how to pose & I hate ppl watching me take pics 🤣
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4 years
This just tells me that Lauryn Hill was late for her baby pictures
@BeyLegion
BEYONCÉ LEGION 𐚁
4 years
Beyoncé wishes @MsLaurynHill a happy 45th birthday.
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4 years
I love how black people simultaneously don’t take shit seriously while also being serious when shit is serious.
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6 years
At this point I’m just convinced that Lil Kim wore literally EVERYTHING
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5 years
Ain’t no dick alive That can make me lose my mind Every nigga that done tried Still be crying on my line
@thefader
The FADER
5 years
favorite @theestallion lyrics? 👀📝
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4 months
She looks like Lavender from Matilda lol. Tooooo cute
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6 years
Me doing something in the name of self care that I haven’t earned
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5 years
Y’all mean not enough WHITE babies because Future and Keke Wyatt are doing what has to be done
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3 years
If I would have seen somebody bump Beyoncé in front of me that would have been a wrap
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7 years
He looks EXACTLY like his birthday would be on the first day of black history month.
@MoorInformation
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7 years
February 1, 1937 — Actor/Comedian Garrett Morris, born. He turns 81 today
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4 years
When I hear that the 3rd wave of Covid is hitting the U.S. ..plus the election is next week plus we in a recession ..plus winter is coming, holiday season coming, we all broke, and Little Debbie Christmas tree cakes are being delayed this year
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5 years
The “even though I deserve it” broke my heart
@minmdnor
Aminahtul Mardiah Md.Nor
5 years
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7 years
I can’t grade the teacher
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6 years
“So, tell me again how you managed to spend your whole paycheck in one day” Me:
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5 years
Me doing the clock stretch with Molly on The Big Comfy Couch
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6 years
This is funny because if I were Beyoncé for a day I would literally just stand in the mirror and do exactly this
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6 months
Me singing to True Kardashian at O.J’s funeral
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6 years
Thank everyone at Coachella for spending all of their hard earned money so that we can watch it on YouTube
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1 year
Didn’t even cut it off, just unplugged it
@ClareZimMD
Clare Zim, MD
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Told my husband to put the soup in the fridge and he put the entire crockpot in there. 😳🤷🏼‍♀️
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7 years
Nigga I know I’m drunk but ain’t you dead
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7 years
When you minding your business after a fresh cut
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7 years
This the type of faith and optimism i need moving into 2018. She’s speaking hair into existence.
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2 years
“So like how yew feel about having Gemini twens cuz ion like geminis they give me sneaky I bet dem chern bad, real bad”
@stevechristo_
Steven
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I wanna see Yung Miami interview Beyoncé 😂😂😂
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7 years
I can tell her ass is real by looking at her elbows
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4 years
Do something @halleberry
@mwhittingtontv
Maranda Whittington
4 years
BREAKING NEWS: Christopher Dooley aka #HurricaneChris was arrested early this morning here in Shreveport for second-degree murder
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6 years
Your child at the crack of dawn when you promised them you’ll take them somewhere
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4 years
Tom Joyner morning show got so good right before you had to get out the car and go to school
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6 months
JT been acting extra weird since Nicki got custody of her.
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2 years
I been in by bedroom dragging Beyoncé for months and whole time she was recovering from foot surgery
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2 years
She doing the Urkel
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6 years
I love it when the thighs match
@beyoncesbeaner
miss honey 🍯 ISA
6 years
do y'all see this?
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5 years
R. Kelly as jail cells: a thread
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4 years
A deviled egg is a chicken cupcake.
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4 years
I got kicked out of Chuck E. Cheese on my brother’s birthday for telling random kids “your mom wants you” and letting my brother on the game.
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6 years
Most men think women do things for the approval of men because they themselves do things for the approval of men ☕️
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On God...I feel like a large portion of my life is complete now that I’ve seen this. Bey fucking chella
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1 year
Beyoncé giving me a day off from work for her birthday is so iconic bruh. Happy Birthday Queen!
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5 years
Nobody: The orange I handed to my mom after I couldn’t peel it right:
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Michelle Williams
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Me: Fuck Crooked Hilary! Beyoncé: I'm with her! Me:
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7 years
C’MON MRS. CONNIE. INTERCEDE ON MY BEHALF
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My ADHD ass in elementary school counting how many questions I got left on the test instead of actually doing the test
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4 years
Tokyo Toni and Kris Jenner got the same grandchild.
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Mr. Poe when Count Olaf has on dark shades
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7 years
When Jesus rose on the 3rd day
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1 year
Bitch I am humiliated 😂😂😂
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3 years
At first I was upset that she had to Google her to find out who she is but then I realized that her mom probably banned her from her house
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“Blessed hands!” Oh so he Christ with the clippers, BET
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Also....the way he broke it down to how it’s actually self betrayal. I appreciate him so much
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@_juicyanna He probably ass naked wearing a hat
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We went from “ladies leave your man at home” to “release your trade”. My inclusive queen, ever evolving.
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6 years
I think about @AveryWilson covering “Can We Talk” very often
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Father can you hear me
@BusinessInsider
Business Insider
7 years
$5 billion in student loans may be dismissed because the lender lost the paperwork
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Y’all....there’s a video on Facebook where a yt woman blocked an entire street off in New Orleans for a party. No permit or nothing...she tried to patronize this black guy and he started video taping her...THE WAY HE CUSSIN HER ASS OUT. BRUHHH
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6 years
The nerve
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Jay Z looks good af in this blue
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When your spades partner forgot who played what and you’re trying to drop subtle hints without talking across the table
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6 years
Enduring Post Malone is probably the craziest thing I’ve done for Beyoncé
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BITCH, YOU DID THAT! You shouldn’t have. BUT YOU DID THAT!
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Bitch fuck you RT @LifeCheating : Want a healthier sandwich? Use a cucumber instead of bread:
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This is the most ghetto shit I’ve ever seen in my life. I need a dozen
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7 years
Ok, so here’s the 2 deaf transwomen arguing on FB Live
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4 years
Fried fish was soo good in the 90s. Fried fish be good now but it’s something about a piece I had in like 96....it was better then
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Yes it is. And it’s to signify that the kitchen is clean and closed
@clifftothemound
Ashanti
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Dear Black People, That light above the stove is NOT a night light.
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Hear me our. #Verzuz battle between Tiffany Pollard & Nene Leakes but they just sit and exchange shady catch phrases
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Telfar said
@andre_daren
andré 🦄
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Beautiful chaos at the Telfar Rainbow bag drop
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Bruh this nigga guilty as fuck. I'm crying laughing. HELP ME PLS
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When you know what a diamond really looks like
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All of this Nicki and Remy beef is trying to distract you from the fact that Fantasia has abs
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He got bars, sentencing.
@TMZ
TMZ
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Nicki Minaj's Brother Found Guilty in Child Rape Trial
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When Beyoncé posts a pic on IG and I see Jay’s shadow in the frame.
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@EdMoneys The clutched pearls 😂
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Disobedient teen disfigures her body in hopes to get dick #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly
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The United States of America is the ghetto
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