@Kealeboga_Yusuf @Tonotabreed Twitter profile

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

5 years

Snake bites are the worst and common especially at the cattle posts/ lands. In Botswana we have 72 species of snakes in which 80% are not venomous. Here are the 8 most venomous snakes known in Botswana.

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@Tonotabreed

3 years

Infertility problems affect both men and women. But in most cases the society blames women. Let’s go out there to check those hormonal levels, sperm count and do scrotum ultrasound scan for varicocele. Visit your GP or Mens clinic to for those tests.

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6 years

@CalvinMoloto2 @AdvBarryRoux Soon the scientists will die mysteriously.

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6 years

@CalvinMoloto2 @AdvBarryRoux Remember the flight which was gunned down in Ukraine 4/5 years ago? It had scientists who were close to finding the cure.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

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4 years

Why open boarders then restrict our movement in Botswana ? 🤡 🤡 😂💀💀

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

1 year

Sharing bank balance with strangers.

wanatsha

@wani_banuza

1 year

What's a lowkey sign of low intelligence?

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@Tonotabreed

5 years

The ball look sad 😂😂😂😂🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

3 years

Surviving Paradise: A Family Tale Shot in Botswana at the Delta and Kalahari. Check it out.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Batswana will judge you for your decisions. Akanya gotwe you’re chasing money for marrying someone you love. We are indeed unhappy nation.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Don’t let people disrespect your partner.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

I saw a post of a guy who did Gabs-Kasane in 5 hours 30 minutes. Kante le kgweetsa jang mare?

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

3 years

Something to cheer us up.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

3 years

Ska dira phoso mo life wa jesa bari.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

For us health workers the reality sinks and it does really sink. We’re at the forefront of the battlefield, Keep us in your prayers. We’re in this for you guys, it is our duty to keep you well and safe. But it starts with you as an individual to be cautious, avoid being infected

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

3 years

Cost of living keeps going up but salaries still stuck in 2005.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

We are headed somewhere as a country. Today we did our 1st pediatric ballon pulmonary valve dilation in Botswana. Yaay.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

I Kealeboga Joseph from Tonota, i will never be a Rape apologists. If you see me associating with a rapist warm me to cut ties. I for one ke lapile ke news we hear week and week about our Sisters,daughter’s and Mothers who are being raped.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

Nobody is immune to being a clown in love. It happens when you least expect.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

I am impressed. Go line ko blood bank. Batswana haba rata le nna kea rata.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

We go through a lot. Passed a guy crying in traffic. I hope he will be okay.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

I am grateful for the little things i have today. Kana nkile ka sokola last year. I remember at one point keha bank e nkisitse ko some lawyers for failure to pay, nearly took my life. Nne gole thata tota, ke gore hela i have a supportive family. I owe them my life.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Sometimes you wonder what you have done to deserve such special treat like ena. Thank you 🙏🏽🙏🏽🥺🥺🥺.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Tota cutting off people doesn’t mean we hate them. We value our peace.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

Batswana will let you commit suicide or be depressed ebo bare “ mme kana sale a bua gore o nale mathata, ebo resa mo tseye ka thwafalo. Mare o nkamile nfana/cheri ele. Nne a santse ale monnye blind” Let’s give each other support.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

11 months

Problem with us Batswana when an elderly/high profile politician is criticized they want to cut you short. That mentality won’t take us anywhere. Next thing the mic is mute

NerdyGeek🤓

@ArnoldPhaladi1

11 months

Heeeelang Babirwa 🙆🏿‍♂️

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

I called Grandma to check if she got the money for her dress She responded with “Madi a mosese kea bone, jaanong go setse a disweets. Ke go godisitse KK osa reetse o tsenya dingalo. A tswe madi.” I love her waitse. Tota ene le my late grandpa ba nkgodisitse. Keba lebogela seo.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

Stop pretending to be okay when you’re not. Talk to someone. Eish mathata hare bua le tsamaya le aka gape. Ae lona le lona 😭😭😭

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

In Botswana we struggle with Unemployment, Network (voice and data), Money, Electricity and Water. The struggle is real.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

3 years

Missionary is underrated. But…… hai let me go to work.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

3 years

So tourists are allowed to enter Botswana but Batswana can’t travel to certain places? Why is our government always sidelining us (locals)?

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

Most gents were touched by lady Proctor yesterday. Did the shoe fit bafethu? She said some. why are you worked up if you are not part of it? 😂😂😂😂😂

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

Guys get treated for those STIs, un treated STIs will lead to Urethral strictures. Urethral stricture are not fun. If given treatment finish it, avoid reinfection, give your partners contact slip to get treated. Use a condom all the time.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Bots twitter is toxic AF.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

3 years

Majita catch feelings easily mme ba rata go claima bo hardcore.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

One thing that people should understand is that their kids come first. Either you take it or leave it. Don’t bother someone with kids if you’re not ready to accept their kids.

'Your Dj'😓❤

@Beetee_4071

4 years

Bomboclaat.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

3 years

The way bogodu boleng bontsi ka teng mo Botswana goa tshosa. Mme le palelwa ke go utswa pelo tsa rona, hai basadi.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Stop comparing your journey to other people’s. Otla gobala ke jealous.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

Finally ba rotse kgaolo e ngwe ele mabela. Re tlare huu.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Toxic Twitter is getting out of hand. The way tweeps applaud disrespect/trolls and bullying is so bad. Tweeps will rather like, laugh and retweet inelegant things than stopping those individuals. What happened to being compassionate and caring??

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

Gabs standards are so confusing go tshwana le feelings tsa batho ba teng. You will never get it.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

11 months

Gatwe le ganne go tlhapisa honorable Letsholo diatla ko Kanye over the weekend at a funeral lere waitse gore agona metsi.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

3 years

337 accidents past weekend. 6 were fatal with a total of 10 deaths. Damn

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

3 years

I called my house helper to say “Thank you for helping me with the house” She cried. I really appreciate her.

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@Tonotabreed

3 years

😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

3 years

I never laughed so hard 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

Date kind people.

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@Tonotabreed

5 years

Dating a lady omo fithela ka ngwana agona molato ope. The problem e nna hao simolola go batla go thokomolosa motho responsibly ya go thokomela ngwana o batla attention yothe. Nna ake mind to date one ebile reka godisa ngwana/bana mmogo.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 months

@Am_Blujay He gave him false hope 😂😂

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

Your colleagues are not your friends. Oh tweeps too.

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@Tonotabreed

5 years

Kidneys are important. Doing dialysis everyday to reduce toxins in your body is like a death sentence. With Renal failure your lifestyle changes and it is not easy. Let’s take care of those kidneys.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Jacobs goes for P39.95 at Trans. Retweet for coffee lovers.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Guys it is not that deep. We are just trolling for fun not that we have any hate against anyone. #KenzarVsMFCookoff

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

Don’t complicate your life. If they ignore you, le wena do the same. We tend to give batho the attention they don’t deserve.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Go batla a 24 hours mall mo Botswana.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

Let’s avoid posting accidents scenes on social media please.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

Lesang go nna le botsa bomme ka having kids gore ba diilwe ke eng. kana they go through the most, bo miscarriage, endometriosis,infertility, still born ba bangwe go palelwa rona borre mme still we blame them.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

People forget gore social media will always expose them. That young Nurse should ask about the lady wa DRM who once said balwetsi ba nkga. She was suspended for 6 months without pay. Lost her license. Professionalism is taught kana at school. Dr Madigele ga a tshameke.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

Sometimes you have to accept that you are not compatible with other people around you, then let them go. It is okay to let go.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 months

Whatever you do make sure you don’t get infected by the current flu virus 😭😭. Be extra cautious

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Someone wrote “The new Gaborone -Boatle Road e kgona go dira gore o itshwarele BDP waitse” 😂😂😂😂

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

So the Qatar airline bubble might burst soon. Apparently our airport doesn’t meet certain standards. Hai Botswana ruri.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

You can’t insult someone’s parent for having their own opinion. Nna nkago latela ko tirong ya gago or wherever you’re. Motsadi wame is no go area. Let’s agree to disagree without uttering with vehemence.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 months

I feel i am at my lowest but i wake up everyday and be thankful go bona thabo ya letsatsi. One day is one day, kana jang?

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

Do like twitter men. Ba hyper basadi ba bone thata as a way to gakolola sides gore ba seka ba itebala 💀💀💀💀💀😂😂. Ke ale tsamaela.

Beyona In Kasane😏

@_yourpromogirl

2 years

How do you guys make sides respect mains?

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@Tonotabreed

4 years

Cookoffs are definitely exhausting, be it emotionally or physically. The way we are hyping them should be the same when we console them. Let’s avoid trolling the losing team. May the best plate win, not the popular Carol. #BattleOfTheCarols #TeamCK #TeamTshidiCarol

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

Are we about to witness the collapse of public health in Botswana?

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Stop hyping your friends for bulls**t behavior. Man up, call them out.

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@Tonotabreed

2 years

Do you prefer a younger or older partner?

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Why o dira ngwana ebo o batla go salwa morago gore o tlhokomele. We disappoint as men neh.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

The only good news i want is a call from Debswana ( Jwaneng Hospital).

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Maybe we should start DM’ing y’all on how to construct our tweets when it comes to certain issues. Clearly gare dire dilo kaha lebatang. Mme le lebala gore rothe re baeng here. None of us own the app. You’re starting to annoy me with your entitlement.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

I have met a lot of great people mo Twitter. I appreciate you guys. Cheers to great things ahead.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

3 years

PrinceKaybee got caught. If he wasn’t nkabo go sena that apology ebile nkabo ntse go tsweletse hela.

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@Tonotabreed

4 years

Rape, Gender Based Violence are sensitive issues. We’re not making it any easy for the violated individuals as we tend to take sides of our faves. We want to be glorified as saints when we fail to call them out. If that’s how we build friendships i don’t want to be part of it.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

Do you ever feel bad for not donating that P2 at KFC?

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Please know the difference between community disposable mask and Medical Surgical mask. Check for BFE ( Bacterial filtration Efficiency) and PFE (Particle filtration Efficiency).

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@Tonotabreed

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@Tonotabreed

2 years

Working in a hospital leaves one with a lot of trauma. I do pediatric surgeries every Tuesday and Friday, so you can imagine how many babies i have seen with this and that condition. Now ke setse ke tshaba le go tshodisa ngwana. So many scenarios in my head.

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@Tonotabreed

3 years

A man will date you for years, have children with you . Then Years later he leaves you to marry someone they’ve known for 4 months. Start putting yourself 1st ladies. Stop hoping for people to change.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

Guys le itse kalahari chocolate?? Located ko MASA ground floor. Eish Chocolate e monate betsho. Let’s support local. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Don’t overwork yourself for the system. When you’re not well go see a doctor, go home to nurse yourself. The system will use you, spit you then replace you the following day. Please Take care of yourself.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

3 years

❤️❤️

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

3 years

Almost all big countries are warning it’s people about visiting Botswana. We are going deeper and deeper into a ish hole.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

I have never left interview room so confident. Today was the day. Felt like it was made for me 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

I saw a video ya the guy wa teacher ko Goodhope a bogilwe mabogo ka mogala. Okay yes o katswa a senyeditse motho mme taking a video and sharing it gase gone. Talk to your wife sir. You’re weak, that you wanted social media validation for humiliating o mongwe.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

Someone’s daughter deserves a long drive mo trans kalahari road seated on a reclined chair. All expenses paid to our destination.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

Guys tell bo monnarona to have respect. You don’t throw insults to people you don’t know. If i had time i was going to look for the young man atle a mpolelele gore nna le ene re nnile balekane leng. RESPECT IS VITAL

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Emotional intelligence is important.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

Outbreak of diarrhea in some parts of Botswana. Please boil water before drinking or buy bottled water. Don’t forget to check the nearest clinic or health facility if you are experiencing unusual symptoms of diarrhea.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Health professionals are underpaid, overworked and have less social life.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

Ako o kgaleme Rre wa suit e tshetha yole o kgoreletsa baeng. O tsamaya tsamaya thata.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

4 years

Clearly we have mo Covid-19 cases than we think. Batswana are not being honest about their visits outside Botswana. Reya go lelela kgama le mogogoro. Jaanong le bintsha rona ba health ka leoto lele lengwe.

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

5 years

Your Twitter standards dia lapisa, if you don’t like post ya motho o kgona go tlhokomologa. Mare le rata go susumetsa batho opinions tsa lona. Ithela kele lebile le ngangisana le batho mo. Le itse high blood tota?

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@Kealeboga_Yusuf

@Tonotabreed

2 years

We have shortage of blood in hospitals and blood bank. Let’s go and donate blood guys. Let’s save those in need. Retweet

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