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@toneyjetson

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Seattle, WA
Joined December 2009
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@toneyjetson
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2 months
Me in bed with a 6’7” WNBA forward
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Rest in Peace, Eric Mays. The literal embodiment of standing on business.
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This is my favorite
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Sir 🐗 Ferguson
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r.Kelly ain’t got one pic on the internet that he don’t look like a sicko in
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Meanwhile, J.Cole:
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Me and the homies listening to that new Andre 3000
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@AskWhy05 Me acting like I don’t normally do this type of thing >>>
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@ScottieBeam LMAO the disgust 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 months
Logging into Twitter so I can tweet that Baka got a weird case
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@BrownSkinMac11 @bluewithred @ChesterPolicePA I heard she smoked weed once back in 2003. Oh and she got a D in math so.....
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@Oluinldn @OGxTP You can’t rush art 🤌🏽
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@HowThingsWork_ why is he so happy 😂
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2 months
They said Family Matters had the replay value tho … what happened ?
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Most streamed rap songs on Spotify yesterday: 1. Not Like Us: 8.9M 2. Like That: 3.6M 3. euphoria: 3.3M 4. FE!N: 2.8M 5. See You Again: 2.1M 6. Type Shit: 2M 7. Carnival: 1.9M 8. Sunflower: 1.8M 9. redrum: 1.75M 10. one of wun: 1.6M *family matters leaves the Global Top 100
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9 months
@YallLuvCris This mf is speechless
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1 year
@Gaberull @Alkeydajuiceman That’s the real reason women in the US won’t touch em, but they wanna blame the women saying they got attitude problems, etc. These dudes are the problem they just don’t want to admit it LMAO
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@SyncSphere @Marcel703 @Med2Cold "Sorry I'm late, I had to serve hands on the way in." 🤣
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@atclz @glitchfuI @bombereIIa Medium rare with some nice char on the exterior. No steak sauce or excessive seasoning. Just salt and pepper. 👍🏽
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@NOMOREGRANT @dolanftmongeau @kyliecosmetics I wasn’t gonna splurge on this but the silver roll might make me go for it
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@flt515320 @aurelietshiama And probably put the white ones on sale at the same time.
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@toneyjetson
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11 months
electricity, rent, phone bill and car note forming against you #rentdue
Being obsessed with a man that never sent you any money is wild.
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@Yamscasino Bro really lost his temper lmao
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@TabriaMajors I can relate
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@If2PacHadASon @WhatUpWarner @fbgwayno LMAOOOOO @ anymore… I don’t think that’s the defense yall should bring to court 🤣🤣
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@Fatalic_Dj @BrownSkinMac11 @bluewithred @ChesterPolicePA Anyone who could do so poorly in math is probably dangerous 🤷🏽‍♂️
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@lildedjanet @kirawontmiss Why is your nipple doing this
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7 years
@MajorWett @NBCNews @NBCNewsMACH It's just an earth zit really, can't @Neutrogena come thru with some cream ?
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4 years
@kathlee73732050 @allidoisowen @BarackObama I don’t like Donald Trump either but this is false.
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9 months
@gr4iled I fixed it
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6 months
@MojoDisco @lesissynoir This was outta pocket LMAOOOOOO
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7 years
@rizfan @casinodwarf @TPingitore @realjimpiddock @SteveKingIA @MLP_officiel LMAOÕŌØÓÒÖÔOOÕŌØÓÒÖÔOOÕŌØÓÒÖÔOOÕŌØÓÒÖÔOOÕŌØÓÒÖÔO
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@_Heyy_Jayy @OgLakyn They eating at a damn bar lmaooo
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@briaslide That man is 55
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@traww_1989 @YamzTheAlbum @TRawwJr_ This tweet bout to outsell her album
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@BigEsqBae_ Unnatural weight loss maybe. Stress or ozempic or both 😬
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@mesa_mese @ashgotthecrown @Glock_Topickz @MrJonasLeon @MorningHustleAM Lmao like… yeah his vibe is probably “off” in this clip cause he’s standing in the face of someone he had a rough past with . Ppl never understand that these celebs are people too.
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@shawtywilliam @noah_has_memes @Dexerto We’re also talking about a billion dollar company. Bandwidth is probably one of their smaller overhead items
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Yall busy crying about Mr. Popo when Freiza was clearly the primary assailant 😂
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4 years
@Yamscasino CAN I SPEND THE NIGHT TONIGHT, AND FOR TWO WEEKS STRAIGHT!?
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@FuxwitLim @Rome_Streetz These gotta be up there lmao
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@Lu_Cetina @BasedGOATx @KDTrey5 He thought about pressing the steal button
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@_nochasin Jeezy came thru the front door like
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@_Ryeal @coachshiesty @sheezy_t That’s literally why his first line in the movie was “wussup mfs, I’m Tupac!” Cause otherwise
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@bagelluvr45 @cxshewmilk Starting to sound a lil transphobic over there
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@If2PacHadASon @WhatUpWarner @fbgwayno You right you right… technically it’s not you who needs the defense 🤣
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@bhagat_akhilesh @HowThingsWork_ I don’t think they told him what kinda photo shoot this was gonna be 😂
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6 years
@nik4422 @FoamWright Of course these pics came from Facebook 😂
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@SumanxSays I HAVE DREAMS SUMAN! 😂
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@MimaMilano
The real is back🤷🏾‍♀️.
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If you a fat nigga that don’t be giving bitches money you a waste of space. All fat niggas supposed to be generous and have money.
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@PassportBros LMAO she gon play the part til she gets settled in the US, then divorce, divide the pie, and ghost him 😂😂🔥🔥 I respect her hustle NGL 😂
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@urldotorg @Simpboyz You must be lots of fun at parties
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@cctvidiots Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequences.
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@NINIVSNIYA @lifeofniyaa_ Yea he is COOKED 😂
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2 years
@variant_raccoon @cory_dora_dirty @BigSmooWop @ReagansTweets Hold up, my lease over in July and I wanna know what the spoon do 😂
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@dp9qkbmztp @kevstyluss @JenniferBrett15 @ryan_ut21 @HTTP_Lovecraft @curtdoolittle The military is gonna take orders like they always do, they swore an oath to defend the country against all enemies, foreign and domestic. I think that’s how it goes lol
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@Gifted_Gab “SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI” “CYAL ME NOW FOR YA FREE BOMBACLAAT REEEDIN!” “Eat your sandwich Dave” “Very mature Rondell”
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@StreetFighter Air slasher forever
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@WALLA_MAJIC Man I was kinda bummed at first but now I get it lmao
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@AnneMunition Every one of them drinks has a hair in it by now
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@TyeGee06 @MissSassbox Why do you care what kind of food they consume with their EBT?
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@Dsmoov11 @LonerMike_ @chrisjvevo This how they acting in the comments 😭
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@f1r3hazard1 @MojoDisco @lesissynoir That shit was making her physically ill lmao
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Shout out to Gen Z applicant cause I wouldn’t have done that shit either.
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Me: really enjoyed the call. Please see attached financial modeling test Gen Z applicant: this looks like a lot of work. Without knowing where I stand in the process, I’m not comfortable spending 90 minutes in Excel Me:…well…I can tell you where you stand now
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Bro just roasting everyone in sight LMAOOOOO
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@Getthebagcoach And no windows
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@battmurdock @luvbazar Wrong AF and confident too LMAOOOO
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@be_mewadi @OwnedByCurfraud @NoContextHumans Yeah I don’t think he was aware enough to care lmao
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@AsadFromNYC @crawlings13 Yeah like 85% of populated areas look like this 😭
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@ScottieBeam This gotta be in all caps
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@rosario_elmer @K_ChallaStarr You shoulda stopped like right here lmao
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@jasemurphy @blakemharris @StephenKing Not only that but the mood in Mexico City is generally a happy one , definitely a fun place
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@kiambu_princess @tsmitty27 @AmeriKraut They cried when that Target store burnt down too, so his point is null and void
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@BigEsqBae @CharlesPulliam Right? Lmao like give mfs a chance to watch it 😭
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@Freckleeesssss @KylePMaloney We grew up questioning everything. The older generation believes everything they learned in school is 100% facts
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@uknowhowwedo @m0beezy They always get him from disrespectful angles and terrible moments lmao
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@RairVidz @N3YYZ0N6 Why he grinding on her to the beat 😭
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@PhillyHotspur @BleacherReport @RapSheet You clearly know nothing about football
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Bringing back this video of dude wrecking some Antifa scum with a frying pan, cause it makes me giggle 😂
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@TTbyTianaTaylor @BackUpTrappe22 I’m out hunting for my tall queen, all my ladies been minis! I’m just tryna level up lol
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How white women in Seattle flirt
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@urldotorg @Simpboyz This joke was new to me, so I thought it was hilarious. If you saw it before all you had to do was keep scrolling lmao
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@trarags_ The accuracy of this is actually insane. This how my dad be acting LMAOOOOOO
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Ain’t no phase 2. I’m staying my ass in the house lmao
@TheStranger
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A new variant of this little freak is probably here in King County, and it's probably going to explode in our faces if we really embrace Phase 2.
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@chicagoBRIZ Can confirm, as a big boy myself LMAO
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@critt_galen @Androgreyy Absolutely nothing lmao
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@ViciousVideos Why do y’all be adding music 😂😂😂😂😂
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Song is Maurice Ravel - Daphnis et Chloé
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