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screenwriter. part-time documentarian. full time taco enjoyer

San Francisco
Joined April 2009
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@ToneJ0ke
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9 months
I love this joke so much
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no context sitcoms โ˜ฎ๏ธŽ ๐Ÿ‰
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who got that one sitcom clip
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@CantEverDie Gets me every time
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4 years
I'm old enough to remember when @jemelehill said Trump was a white supremacist and had to apologize to keep her job at ESPN. I think they owe her an apology now.
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Trump made the odd choice to tweet video of at least one person from The Villages in Florida chanting โ€œWhite Powerโ€ to those who yelled โ€œFuck Trumpโ€
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@ToneJ0ke
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@nothasanabi @hasanthehun Yeah wouldnโ€™t want AOC to find this gem
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4 years
Gotta get @kenklippenstein to do the same with @bethbourdon โ€™s name
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This is the only Dennis Reynoldsโ€™ clip that matters
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who got that one dennis reynolds clip
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@juliaioffe This you?
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@awkward_duck Always gets me
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@bethbourdon Damn Beth, youโ€™re being hella loud right now
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@Genevieve_Marie @janeosanders I think the future of the country is more important than "party success"
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@zei_squirrel Rare Glenn w. Sad what happened to him
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@jemelehill Itโ€™s also very telling when a coach like Tomlin, who have never had a losing season, is asked about his contract status every year he doesnโ€™t win a Super Bowl.
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@hasanthehun @daveweigel โ€œHere at this West Hollywood mega-mansion, we talk to one Twitch Streamer that canโ€™t get enough of the President calling reporters โ€˜Jackโ€™โ€
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@reddhotriot @sadvil If a woman with an OnlyFans had to give a live reading of her mentions it would be this.
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@JordanUhl Jesus, how does placing fifth in a swim meet get you 500k followers? Thatโ€™s the ultimate participation trophy
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@BrandyLJensen What the fuck does this even mean
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@Jesse_Brenneman Agree. She was on point here
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@B__Jennings__12 @89JonesNTAF @RAIDERS Motherfucker he IS the source lol
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@jemelehill My man said
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@malenatudi Youโ€™re gonna need a bigger box
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@jemelehill Nah we gotta put some respect on the person that caused all of this
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@amber_a_bi @hasanthehun someone has to hold the camera. thank you for your service amber
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Tom Wilkinson was a tremendous talent and he knocked this role out of the park. So sad to hear he passed
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@stunna34 @PFF The fact that he plays the interior, and gets doubled, AND still gets to the QB makes it that much more impressive
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@amber_a_bi @hasanthehun damn, Greek looks horrible
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@teaneill @chrissyteigen And we all know what happened to him
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@BRANDONWARDELL @iamcardib Shooters gonna shoot
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@willmenaker My man is getting destroyed in the comments
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@NPR An โ€œalgorithmโ€
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@ggreenwald Lmao if Hasan is center left what does that make you?
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@guwop When the timeline syncs up perfectly
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@thegarance @chrislhayes Lisa was always woke
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@TerryGlynn78 @AgentBigfoot @CallieKhouri That flag represents nothing but white power. It symbolizes everything the Confederacy fought for... slavery.
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@lucieviri @Phil_Lewis_ If you actually took the time to listen to the 911 call, the woman said, โ€œitโ€™s probably a toy gun but I just want to make sure.โ€ He committed no crime other than being a child.
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@ScottPresler @RandPaul Probably start by getting some knee pads
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@HeerJeet @zei_squirrel @DougHenwood Broken clock is still right twice a day
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@RealAlexRubi If you donโ€™t support sex workers why try and insult others that do?
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@Sam_Vecenie My favorite is when Klay did the same thing a few years back and Steph ended up passing to him instead of taking the shot lol
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@jasonrantz @Sethrogen Just take the L my dude
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@auntiecoley_ Same energy
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@Dem4now @Jorgenlyseng @daveweigel Those leaked documents exposed war crimes that the US commited.
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@ebruenig Home baked buns?
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@hasanthehun Itโ€™s a sitcom starring Wanda Sykes about her job as an optometrist
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@jemelehill I'd say there's a 69% chance of that being true
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@hasanthehun The PO Box remains open.
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@willmenaker Movie studios after seeing the box office numbers
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@kenklippenstein Sheโ€™s going goblin-mode
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@Variety oh hell yeah time to bust out the labor grindset memes
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@amber_a_bi @hasanthehun Very brave of you to travel through Destinyโ€™s subreddit
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@i_zzzzzz This is back when movies meant something
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@bethbourdon thanks a lot Beth
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@bethbourdon Love that she keeps referring to him as โ€œrich, stoned manโ€
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@jemelehill โ€œYouโ€™ve seen her drop hot takes on ESPN, now hereโ€™s your chance to see her drop it like itโ€™s hot! Give it up for J Hill!โ€
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@ambertamblyn Yeah... you probably should have thought about this more before adding Bernieโ€™s name
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@jemelehill You're right. Not an apology to Trump but to ESPN. Fact still remains: you called him out for what he truly is and were unfairly criticized for it.
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@realJoshuaHall @realDonaldTrump Hey Josh you want some knee pads while youโ€™re down there?
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@jemelehill Strange that Tucker is doing a segment on something heโ€™s never seen up close in person
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@pbump @daveweigel Why am I not surprised
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@ggreenwald What is your definition of loyalty? Routinely criticizing a party you vote for? Advocating for more left-leaning candidates? To lump him in with Chris Hayes is disingenuous and you know this.
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@minakimes Hey Mina. First time long time. Quick question: If Aaron Rodgers thinks of himself as MLK does that make Jordan Love Malcolm X? Iโ€™ll stay on the line
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@hasanthehun New comprussy just dropped
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@bigblackjacobin Canโ€™t wait to see the โ€œso a woman isnโ€™t allowed to make money?โ€ comments come rolling in.
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@Cernovich @JackPosobiec Said the guy complaining on a social media site
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@zei_squirrel Didnโ€™t Bill Maher defend Milo yiannopoulos even after Milo admitted to being pro-pedophilia?
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@drmcomfort @hasanthehun The clitoris is like a Spirit Halloween. It just shows up randomly and then disappears for a year
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@evepeyser Can't wait until I die and my mind starts thinking of Dril tweets
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@willmenaker I just had to check the replies
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@amber_a_bi @hasanthehun This isnโ€™t the pp vid Amber
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@kenklippenstein This is like discovering your favorite athlete has been roiding their entire career
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@CarolinaGirl_8 @shellygirl2 @TMZ He promised $2000 not $1400, $15 min wage is no longer a living wage, Romneyโ€™s child tax credit offers more, and he has the power to cancel all debt now but wants โ€œbipartisanโ€ approval which is just asinine. Oh and there are still children in cages. Not a great start
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@stillgray Counterpoint
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@zei_squirrel Thereโ€™s a scene right after this where they give a woman an inhaler and only charge her $.50 and she breaks down crying because in the US she pays about $25 for the same medication
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@MiamiPD This you?
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@zei_squirrel Chomsky: โ€œheโ€™s a weasly fucking liar dudeโ€
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@willmenaker They do this in almost every county lock up with first time offenders. Itโ€™s definitely torture and definitely encourages the person being tortured to contemplate suicide more
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@keffals @hasanthehun Me whenever someone brings up okbuddy
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@amber_a_bi @hasanthehun This couldโ€™ve went in a different direction so thank you for keeping this wholesome
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@wingoz @AdamSchefter Tfw the kush hits hard
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@ggreenwald @briebriejoy @AnnaTarkov Iโ€™ve never seen a ratio get worse on the inevitable backtracking tweet. Incredible
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@Liv_Agar Putting Nancy โ€œThroat GOATโ€ Reagan to shame. Respect
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@ebruenig This might be the biggest flex Iโ€™ve seen on this website
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@cfierro714 @jemelehill These workers should unionize.
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@mkoplow @chrislhayes You did this whole thread without mentioning that she probably changed her mind because Israel is murdering innocent Palestinians that were protesting?
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@hasanthehun Hasan out here changing lives and grades
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@jabelsjabels @AndrewNCassidy @worstbloke Iโ€™ll save you the trouble
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@evepeyser Tfw you see Phantom Thread slander on the timeline
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@BrandyLJensen How can that be profitable for the western alliance?
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@mtracey "Then I looked at her and said, 'Sous chef? I thought you said Khrushchev!' It was funnier in person, but you get it."
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@mtracey No women gently brushed up against him so he's doing better than you I suppose
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