My favorite morons on here are the racists from my hometown posting pics of multiple guns threatening looters. Like anyone’s coming to Delco for your fart encrusted Raymour and Flanagan recliner.
Love how the NFL has players shooting the selves in the chest so their brains can be studied for CTE and Nickelodeon is like, “we gotta get in on this.”
It would be so awesome to be at this Phillies game. There’s nothing better than going to a hugely important game that turns out to be a blowout. Best parties ever.
No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game - but how? This late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular-season outcome ... which suddenly seems so irrelevant.
“I’ve been writing about hands lately. Well they do everything for you. They’re so lyrical and defining.” Nothing like watching actors untethered from reality chatting in a bubble. I’m grateful for growing up lower class and being punched in the face many many times.
For the Delco Proper fans, here is the full TV pilot we shot. Not sure how long it’ll be available so watch and share if you’d like. Fuck this was bitter sweet to watch. So so fun.
4 months ago: “Heyyy so I wrote this article for Buzzfeed about why cancel culture is actually good for comedy.”
Today: “Heyyy so the pandemic exposed my lack of any talent. So now I’ll be exposing myself on Onlyfans. Want me to watch the CK special with my tits out? Plz help.”
Just bombed an audition so hard I told the casting lady, “So sorry, I just found out my brother just died.” because you always leave an impression no matter fucking what.
Sure we had restrictions but they let me put my friends in it and didn’t give us any notes. Gerben,
@TommyJPope
,
@RonaldBraxtonVO
and a bunch of other people made this into a fun dumb sweet lil romp.
And it’s free to watch on QVC+. Here’s the trailer
@TommyJPope
can make you laugh your ass off without saying a word. Literally. It's fuckin'crazy. God help you whenever he starts talking. Check out the latest episode of
@stuffislandcast
with the fantastic
@aChrisOConnor
!🤘🤘🤘
If your name is Bob and you went to Penn State and majored in Communications, I’m next to your dad on this plane. He won’t stop talking about how you wasted 100’s of thousands of dollars on bullshit. He also said he should’ve stopped having children after your older sister.
Somewhere right now there is a sweet boy lying on his tummy in his race car bed. He kicks his little legs and bites his tongue, focusing while he colors. Above him on the wall is a Yankees banner and a Cowboys hat and he will forever be a piece of shit.
While marathon watching Pawn Stars on my couch for the last 5 days, my girl opens my laptop to apply for Unemployment and a separate episode of Pawn Stars blares from the computer. We’ve tested positive for the white trash.
I watched Goodfellas last night and noticed that Ray Liotta doesn’t wash his hands after fondling the chicken cutlets, puts his hands on the wheelchair kid then just leaves the house and I’ve obsessed over it so bad that I’ve accidentally crossed 2 state lines in a borrowed car.
Happy birthday
@cj_wentz
. I’ll always remember when we created magic and the people loved it. They said things like, “Wtf did I just watch!?” and “This is just creepy, I don’t want my kids watching this.” and “No seriously, what am I watching??” Make it rain on Seattle my boy. 🐐