Tom Parker @TomParker1990 Twitter profile

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11 months

Dad Bod Check ✌🏼

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2 years

A guy just asked me to spot him in the gym. I said if he failed there’s no way I could save him because I’m not strong enough for that weight. He completed the set fine then asked me out for a drink. Was this his plan all along 🤷🏻‍♂️

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2 years

Hungover… Send sympathy and snacks

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2 years

Thirsty 💦

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2 years

Admit it…You looked 👀 And found nothing 😂

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2 years

Thank god this year is over, have a thirst trap featuring my dad bod ✌🏼

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1 year

To Do: Clean Mirror

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1 year

Cleaning the mirror has been on my to do list for too long….

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2 years

Are there any monogamous gays nowadays? I feel like I’m the only one wanting that kind of relationship 🧐🤷🏻‍♂️

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1 year

If I flipped a coin, what are the chances of me getting head

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11 months

Same pose, different day

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1 year

Forever rocking the Dad Bod

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11 months

Annual leave for 2 weeks and I plan to spend it like this

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1 year

Saturday ft my messy bedroom

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1 year

💕🤡

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Tom Parker

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1 year

Dad bods and dirty mirrors

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Tom Parker

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2 years

Last night, my straight housemate came home looking and smelling like a Tradie and I’m still not over it

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1 year

If you need me you’ll find me in bed

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2 years

And now for the weird bit between Christmas and New Year where no one really knows what’s going on 😆

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2 years

Is it too early to nap? 💤

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Tom Parker

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6 months

Already thinking about pancakes 🥞

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2 years

*Insert Thirsty Caption Here* #thirsttrap #thirsty

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2 years

Sleepy on Hump Day 💤 🍑

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7 months

Monday, completed it ✅

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Tom Parker

@TomParker1990

1 year

Another basic Saturday night bathroom selfie

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Tom Parker

@TomParker1990

1 year

Happy Saturday 💫

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@TomParker1990

1 year

Mentally I’m in the Maldives ☀️

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Tom Parker

@TomParker1990

2 years

Just found out I’m on the naughty list…Not mad about it ✌🏼

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@TomParker1990

2 years

Happy Bank Holiday ✌🏼

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@TomParker1990

2 years

Here’s a selfie…for no reason at all

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Tom Parker

@TomParker1990

1 year

15 years difference. I gained facial hair, glasses and internal happiness ❤️

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2 years

Today I’m serving geek 🤓

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1 year

Bank holiday eye bags are strong

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1 year

Hoped taking shameless selfies would cure my hangover…it hasn’t

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1 year

Sunday will be spent like this ✌🏼

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Tom Parker

@TomParker1990

2 years

It’s me, Hi…I’m the problem, it’s me

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1 year

Having a bad day so posting this for some validation 🥺

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1 year

Post workout sweaty mess

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Tom Parker

@TomParker1990

2 years

Have a wonderful Thursday ☀️

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1 year

A selfie a day keeps the mental breakdown away

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1 year

Happy Bank Holiday ❤️

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Tom Parker

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6 months

Barbados…You Beauty ❤️

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Tom Parker

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2 years

Hoping Santa has a big load in his sack for me

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1 year

On my way to make bad decisions

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11 months

Dirty mirror, dirty mind 🪞 💭

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1 year

It’s not perfect but it’s progress

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2 years

Just Taste 👅 @tastemenswear #Briefs #Thirsty

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2 months

A gay that’s dyed their hair blonde…revolutionary

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11 months

Shame it’s THE sun making me sweat and not SOMEONES son but, we move ☀️ 💦

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2 months

Monday done ✅

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2 years

In a relationship…With wine

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11 months

September 1st is basically Christmas right ? 🎄

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Tom Parker

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1 year

These drunken bathroom selfies are becoming a habit

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1 year

It’s just me in the same pose again ✌🏼

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1 year

Getting my Vitamin D from the sun and not someone’s son ☀️

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1 year

🖤🤍

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Tom Parker

@TomParker1990

3 months

Went for coffee with a guy just to make a new friend. Nothing sexual but it was so wholesome

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@TomParker1990

1 year

Got drunk and took a selfie in the bathroom so here it is. You’re welcome

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1 year

Sunday Gym Club 💪🏼

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Tom Parker

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7 months

Jingle My Bells 🎄

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Tom Parker

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2 years

I have nothing to write, so have a photo instead

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Tom Parker

@TomParker1990

1 year

No one ever talks about how hard it is to see your friends have babies, get married and buy a house whilst you feel stuck not really knowing where your life is going. Like, I’m genuinely happy for them but it makes me feel some kinda way. I can’t explain it

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1 year

I don’t understand the hype with Marvel movies. They all seem the same Oh and here’s a photo of me that has no relevance to the rest of this tweet

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