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It's as if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever, it would be a crime for it not to be shared.

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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
2 years
This is 100% the most underrated goal in PL history.
@HLTCO
HLTCO
2 years
Day 2: Posting a Palace goal every day until pre-season kicks off. Absolute filth from Jordan Ayew, in the 90th minute, to win the game. If Messi had done it, you’d never hear the end of it.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
1 year
Tbf it has been a brilliant season for Newcastle. In just 18 months, Eddie has taken them from zero trophies since 1955 to zero trophies since 1955 πŸ‘πŸ‘
@AdamP1242
Adam Pearson (YT) ⚫️βšͺ️
1 year
Fair play to Jordan Pickford for saving James Maddison’s penalty The point tonight has took Everton from 19th in the Premier League table to 19th in the Premier League table πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
2 years
Remember Charlie Austin saying he'd find it funny if Everton went down? You know what I'd find even funnier? If he got shipped off to the Australian A-League πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@ToffeeMc1878
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@EvertonNewsFeed
𝗧𝗡𝗲 𝗧𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗲 π—•π—Ήπ˜‚π—²π˜€
11 months
"It was important for us, we know what Everton have been through. For the (Everton) players it is not fair and it is from long ago and they are suffering from something they have nothing to do with." - Manchester United’s, Bruno Fernandes
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
9 months
You've twatted two teams 6-1 and 5-1 at the Etihad this season but a team who defends near faultlessly for 70 mins is the worst you've seen this season?? Give me a break.
@thecityshack
The City Shack
9 months
Everton were probably the worst team Iv seen at the Etihad this season thus far. They came with absolutely no intention of playing football & the time wasting was a joke. I can’t get my head around how a team can waste so much time & then get the advantage of 10+ mins added on
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
3 years
@chris_luc_04 @the_bigstep I don't think you got the point there mate.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
2 years
Seeing Richarlison get so much stick on here tonight. Come home lad πŸ’™
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
10 months
If you juuuust cut out the homophobia, this is a 10/10 chant.
@Evertonzck
Zack
10 months
Your points deduction counted for fuck all πŸŽΆπŸ”΅πŸ‘Š
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
2 years
He is 100% the most misunderstood player in my lifetime. I could not love him more.
@SC_ESPN
SportsCenter
2 years
El Γ­dolo de los mΓ‘s pequeΓ±os en Brasil: antes de regresar al Everton, Richarlison le regalΓ³ esta gran fotos a estos niΓ±os.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
9 months
You've gotta respect how unseriously our captain takes games. For 90 minutes, he just wins a bunch of headers, crunches a few players and blocks any shot that goes near him, all with a big grin on his face. Absolute nutter but he's ace.
@ClassicEFCGames
Classic EFC Matches
9 months
Cleared up the audio from the tunnel before Saturdays game. Something about Michael Oliver being called a β€˜Geordie fuck’ by someone which made Pickford laugh.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
5 years
The difference...
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
10 months
They think THEY'VE been hard done by in derbies???
@ColonyAfter
After Colony
10 months
@Owens_EFC If you're gonna act like you're hard done by the derby, you're gonna have a bad time when you got penalties for this
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
1 year
That's him being dragged to the floor by Marcus Bent while Gerrard hangs his head in the background πŸ’™
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@AnfieIdFix
Anfield Fix
1 year
Who the hell is the England 21s manager. Whoever he is, he’s deadarse better than Southgate
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2 years
@nocontextfm1 Adam Hlozek
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
10 months
How can the referee and linesman both have a clear view and decide it's not a foul and yet Michael Oliver says one word in his ear and suddenly the ref is straight over to the monitor and disallowing it? I'm sorry but that is bollocks. Absolute bollocks.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
11 months
I don't understand how it is so hard not to use that badge.
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@ToffeeMc1878
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3 years
@JaacksHappyHour What happened on the fishing trip? πŸ˜‚
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
2 years
Me every time I watch the shite from now on and that little scrote Robertson hasn't been elbowed in the skull within the first minute:
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
3 years
@_CarltonCole9 @emilyhewertson This gets rolled out every time a known Tory supporter criticises the party and it still always makes me laugh out loud. Love it
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
4 years
I stand by the fact Klopp isn't immune from criticism for the poor form just because of events of this week. However, seen a lot of our fans laughing at the video of him on the verge of tears and honestly think that's very poor. We're better than that. Just my opinion anyway
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
8 months
He'd definitely still drop everything in a heartbeat to become our manager. Especially after the way he's been treated by West Ham supporters.
@SkySportsPL
Sky Sports Premier League
8 months
David Moyes looking back on his time at Goodison Park is everything πŸ₯Ή West Ham take on Moyes' former club Everton tomorrow πŸ”₯
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
8 months
I found myself randomly watching highlights of an 09/10 match on YouTube a few weeks ago and I couldn't believe how good Pienaar was. Like we've barely had anyone that good since.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
5 years
He had been relentlessly taunted all game after being forced out of our club. Get to fuck all you oversensituve lot who hate him because he cupped his ear once, best striker we've had since the 80s and he loved it here
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@ToffeeMc1878
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@dybalexa
Lex⭐
1 year
"I miss them" and it's just two footballers
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1 year
@3andcaptain @mxrganhulme7 Sadly I think the original tweet must have been deleted as its no longer in my bookmarks but still the funniest tweet I've ever read was a reply to this saying 'Royal Bank of Scotland watching Seyi Olofinjana batter the ball into the back of the net' with this image πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
1 year
Me every time Andre Gomes received the ball from 2019 onwards.
@Owens_EFC
Harry
1 year
stop fuckin SLOWIN EVERYTHIN DOWN
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
3 years
@nocontextfm1 I'll be honest, the title made me think he was gonna tell a story of a super sub he'd signed but what we got was so much better
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
8 months
Dyche's fault btw that we've just decided to kick Garnacho in the area twice.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
4 years
@Domboloo_ @GmbH___ Possibly the funniest out of context comment I've ever read πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
3 years
@EthanFromOnline @Clark1995Clark @rickygervais I am genuinely impressed at how you have managed to both miss and prove the point that badly
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
8 months
@HLTCO I admire Cameron for refraining from pissing himself for almost a whole minute. You can tell he's on the brink throughout.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
2 years
I genuinely reckon this might be the most likeable Everton team of my lifetime. We may not be the most talented but my god is that a committed group of players.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
2 years
I dunno about anyone else but after last season, I simply don't have the energy to be so negative after one game. It was a 1-0 loss to Chelsea in which we held our own despite a lot going against us. I'm not even close to worrying yet.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
3 years
@d_jim4 @Everton @JoshuaCavallo Maybe not the most appropriate post for your raging insecurities to see the light of the day on πŸ‘
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
3 years
@nocontextfm1 Yeah if the manager encourages us while we're winning, I immediately feel demotivated.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
1 year
@DembaBaSyrup He gave us Β£40m for a distinctly average footballer. That's hardly the boast you think it is πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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2 years
@mynameistosin @nocontextfm1 Don't even want to imagine what you did when Lucca scored his second.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
10 months
You'd still get fans shouting 'change it Dyche!' if we had this bench now.
@EvertonGear
Everton gear
10 months
Miss these benches
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
3 years
@BrexitSeanDyche @Jaack Stevie 'Walter' White
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
1 year
Commentator: 'So who is your Player of the Match?' Co-commentator: 'Callum Wilson hasn't been the best player on the pitch but I'm going to go for him.' Sorry...WHAT?
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Toffee Mc
2 years
@nocontextfm1 The appeal of FM to me is having a team full of players that are all 'mine' whether bought or regens. It's why I always stick with one team and why the first season is always the hardest to maintain interest in for me.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
10 months
Remember when Sky Sports and MOTD spent their entire coverage talking about that shirt pull against Forest that went unpunished. I guarantee that Onana incident doesn't get looked at again.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
8 months
@SamMcGuire90 Reina and Diouf would have been too much for one night.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
8 months
God some people in this fanbase are so fucking thick.
@sean_efc31
Sean
8 months
Lampard’s last 9 games: 5 points Dyche’s last 9 games: 5 points Lampard was shite. Dyche is a miracle worker.
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Toffee Mc
2 years
Gary Lineker specifically said '1930s Germany' and Auschwitz wasn't in operation until 1940 so nice try mate.
@DaveAtherton20
David Atherton
2 years
Hi @GaryLineker I visited @AuschwitzMuseum last year. These are my images. First they arrived by rail & then stripped of all of their possessions. Most were then murdered using Zyklon B cyanide gas & their bodies burnt in ovens. Not sure this is in Sunak's plans.
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1 year
@nocontextfm1 Changed the owner status to 'sugar daddy'
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
2 years
It's Zidane and it's not even close.
@sportbible
SPORTbible
2 years
You can only pick one
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Toffee Mc
1 year
@EFCdaily_ To anyone angry at this, maybe stop for a second and have a think about why you might be angry about it.
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Toffee Mc
1 year
Every Evertonian knows what match took place on October 17, 2020 πŸ˜‚
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Toffee Mc
11 months
Seriously, everyone on the sidelines, if you think there's even a slight chance you might be on TV at a throw-in or whatever, hold those cards up. We will not be silenced πŸ’™
@EFCdaily_
EFC DAILY
11 months
Sky Sports will take steps to prevent offensive language from a planned protest by Everton fans being clearly audible during the live TV match against Manchester United on Sunday. To comply with Ofcom’s rules, the broadcaster will even consider using pre-recorded crowd noise if
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Toffee Mc
2 years
The club I have loved since as long as I can remember have all but declared war on me and the rest of us fellow supporters. That is so unbelievably sad.
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Toffee Mc
4 years
@nocontextfm1 Love how you just have to go 'Ok'
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Toffee Mc
4 years
@btsportfootball Was just missing this...
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Toffee Mc
2 years
@BodeMatt @HLTCO @PreeceObserver Finally everyone else is starting to see what Evertonians have known for almost a quarter of a century. He's a truly vile human being.
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Toffee Mc
3 years
@kidkudi07 @GaryLineker Was a goal away from becoming England's joint all-time top goalscorer and has since become one of the greatest UK sports presenters for the last 20 years. Think he's entitled to brag a bit, especially to toerags like Piers Morgan
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
1 year
I still hate him but I have to respect Son for pushing Richy to the front to take in the fans' adulation πŸ‘
@TottenhamTiers
Tottenham Tiers
1 year
Togetherness 🀍
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Toffee Mc
2 years
@OfficialVizeh Ah so Everton have given you the worst day of your life too? Yeah we've all been there.
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Toffee Mc
1 year
Literally every PL club has been done over by VAR at some point, it's only that delightful lot who feel they have to take it further. Just pure entitlement.
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Toffee Mc
4 years
@moranmarc13 In case I don't see ya...good afternoon, good evening and goodnight
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
11 months
The five minutes after Doucs scored vs Bournemouth. Never heard anything like it.
@EFCdaily_
EFC DAILY
11 months
Ahead of Sundays game against Manchester United… What is the loudest game / moment you have witnessed at Goodison Park? πŸ”΅ Post yours below ⬇️
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Toffee Mc
9 months
@mrdanwalker Oooh chimpanzee that!
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Toffee Mc
2 years
@Simpsons_tweets 'Hehe, no-one ever says Stark Raving Dad'
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Toffee Mc
2 years
@Jaack I want to hear this podcast so fucking much lads.
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Toffee Mc
2 years
One year on from the goal I celebrated more than any other πŸ’™πŸ’™πŸ’™
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Toffee Mc
3 years
@DobbyClub06 'You're on the edge now and you need to pick the right way. Because one way is heaven, and the other...well, probably best not to think about that right now but it's fucking horrible, yeah?'
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2 years
@elsudio1 @RyanDilks1 @SexyPasses Bang average is a little harsh but yes it's the odd one out in this list.
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
2 years
Something I've literally just thought of. Remember all those Liverpool fans who all of a sudden became really keen to 'preserve the historical site' as soon as we planned to build a stadium there? Why was that ok? Preserving the history of a slave owner?
@TheAthleticFC
The Athletic | Football
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John Bramley-Moore was a slave owner who profited from the trade long after it was outlawed by Britain. He also gives his name to the dock where Everton's stadium is being built @Simon_Hughes__ explores how #EFC can address an inherited history that is now a part of their future
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Toffee Mc
2 years
@Takhar77 @nocontextfm1 Centre backs are definitely the most deceiving players in the game. I feel like it's so easy for a CB to look amazing with just a few good attributes.
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1 year
@josha1995_ @motherlode182 Just wait till they find out how many athiests enjoy their Good Friday and Easter Mondays off πŸ˜¬πŸ˜‚
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Toffee Mc
3 years
@nocontextfm1 It's the 'about' for me, meaning even he lost count of the score!
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Toffee Mc
2 years
@Simpsons_tweets So long, the Springfield Files!
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Toffee Mc
3 years
@nocontextfm1 Stop recommending strikers with 6 finishing then!
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@ToffeeMc1878
Toffee Mc
5 years
@EvertonNewsFeed Regardless of anything that Gosling did when he left or anything since, I will still always love him for that last minute derby winner and the little taunting fist bump he gave the kopites. Absolute legend
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@jacktomo02 My god, what a tweet.
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3 years
@nocontextfm1 Nah but seriously one of the most frustrating things about this game is how teams will completely refuse to pay more than like 40% of your players' wages for their loan but if you even try and go below 100% for theirs, they go mental
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2 years
@nocontextfm1 Could be the best day of your life for multiple reasons.
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Toffee Mc
2 years
@fingaldinz The group name sent me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Toffee Mc
8 months
@iammrazul 'You look like Bart Simpson' is honestly one of the best insults I've ever heard.
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@nocontextfm1 And your board are always livid with the finances involved in the deal if you haven't totally bankrupt the club you're loaning them to.
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Toffee Mc
2 years
Mina and Calvert-Lewin watching this:
@PETAUK
PETA UK
2 years
Imagine if they executed injured football players! #YouBetTheyDie #GrandNational2023
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@nancifarley26 Cheered their keeper catching that cross at the end like a goal πŸ‘
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Toffee Mc
1 year
@ytrageh @shitbritishpics Yeah he'd think he was just renting it.
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Toffee Mc
2 years
@OhioStatefan88 @fourfingerpod The two Simpsons image that you can't help but shed a tear at.
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1 year
@TacticallyMatt Genuinely don't think he's deserved any of them either.
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Toffee Mc
2 years
@Jacob01Aus You love Tim Cahill, so I'll let you off!
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Toffee Mc
1 year
@3andcaptain I dunno how anyone can have sympathy for him after that leaked email ffs.
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Toffee Mc
4 years
@RichardBuxton_ God this guy needs to grow up, I watched TAA stamp on Richarlison twice in one game last season, Robertson elbow Davies and hack down Allan. But it's just us that are dirty clearly
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