Cale Makar Connesour @ToadInAHat Twitter profile

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Cale Makar Connesour

1 year

Apologize for the terrible quality but this may be the funniest thing I have ever seen a “Professional Athlete” do. Unreal move by this kid. THIS is the kind of psycho stuff that will get Detroit their first win in 6 years.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

WHOOOPPP!!!!!!!!!!

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 years

Yo give line?

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

College nationals is hilarious because a tiny freshman wearing fashion sunglasses just roofed an audl player and it’s not even 8am. Happy for the region.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

I’m seeing a lot players out there who are wearing pants that don’t match their teammates and aren’t team issued equipment. USAU should be ashamed, this is why we aren’t in the Olympics and have to compete for field space with U11 soccer leagues.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

4 months

Better do the roster drops for every other regionals level team in America too

Ultiworld

@Ultiworld

4 months

Seattle @SeattleSockeye 2024 Roster

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Congratulations to @DigUltimate on their national championship

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

@ultimatesascha THIS is how it’s supposed to be played

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 months

If you are crying about Lucas Ambrose celebrating scoring in that game by spiking the shit out of a disc and waving in someones face, I’m assuming you have never scored on an elite player in a big game like that. That’s called sports baby, and I love sports.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 months

Don’t want to say anything too mean, but most of the people saying the shot clock/backcourt rule needs to be put in the UFA don’t actually PLAY in the league. At least from what I’ve seen. Go focus on completing passes to your wide open WMP local league teammates.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 years

Not many people know this but the guy from the meme is on BYU and they are looking really good this year. Thank you @UltiPhotos for the coverage.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 months

I’m so happy that all of frisbee Twitter today has been people talking about how much of a psycho Elijah Jamie was in that clip for not stalling because he was trying to mess with them. All time dude. I will never understand his brain, I will never stop loving him.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

I have photo evidence that, once in my life, I jumped higher than the most athletic dude to ever play ultimate. PS: both of us got roofed by the 19 year old in the photo

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Truck stop vs pony recap

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

7 months

Anybody know if this is legit? Company has 96k followers and has commented this on every recent Instagram post.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

I’ve watching this 100 times in the last 4 months and I always laugh at the teammate thinking this is an outrageous call

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

5 months

I just know all those Pitt parents were appalled. Only their testosteroned up kids can yell and spike. Cry and go make another documentary.

Ultiworld

@Ultiworld

5 months

Minnesota upsets Pittsburgh with this big sky on universe point! ✈️

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Empire, you have 6.5 hours to respond

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

4 months

Chicago was in the lab with this one

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 years

Hey @theAUDL , it’s me, I know a lot of players get grumpy about the rules regarding wearing hats while playing but I have an idea. Can you allow us to play our games while wearing a hat from our local/favorite PUL or WUL team. I’m sure the fellas would appreciate having options

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

I will hit myself on the head until I get a serious concussion. Nothing can stop us.

UltiPlanet

@UltiPlanet

1 year

Petitioning to stop the head taps. Or at least add in another celebration. We get it, their too small, pick something up a new thing

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

WE LIKE PARTY

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

3 months

Conspiracy alert: USA U20 is currently 2nd in the pool for no good reason. 1 goal against is also bananalands.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

11 months

Being the “Face of the Franchise” is old and worn out. That is why I am submitting my official application to be the the “Booty of the League” @theAUDL

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

It’s hilarious to me that Boston mixed club teams will have a full roster of players and then 12-20 practice players. There’s like 5 more teams worth of players out there that just practice with no real chance of ever playing a tourney on the team.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 months

Everybody is a comedian in the line to poop at a tourney.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

I eat fried chicken 2-5 times a week

UFA

@watchUFAtv

1 year

LA hosts the 8-0 Shred this Friday 👀 Toss Part 1: Part 2:

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Bro my ass looks HUGE

UFA

@watchUFAtv

1 year

OVERTIME!!!! For just the second time in league history, a semifinal game is going to OT 📺 AUDL TV

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Now THIS is what I meant when I said the AUDL needs better jerseys. Coolest one since the Tampa Bay Cannons did a Black History Month jersey last year.

DC Breeze

@theDCBreeze

1 year

In celebration of everything Asian Americans and Pacific Islanders have contributed to shaping distinct physical and cultural spaces in Washington, DC, we are proud to introduce a special edition warmup jersey that fans can preorder at AAPI Heritage Night this Sunday!!

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Update: it worked. Scored twice. Observers wouldnt let truck go down like that and captain clutch Aj Merriman took it upon himself to cash that check.

Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Universe line for Boston. Just a bunch of short kings who are going to headbutt their way down the field catching 3 yard uplines. Let’s see if it works

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 months

I don’t get how the Carolina Flyers lost that game. They have WAAYYYY more club championships than Sub Zero. Anybody have an explanation? I was told by a trustworthy source that club championships determine UFA success.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Word on the street is the kids can’t stop this celebration. Parents hate this man.

Ringer The Ultimate

@RingerTheUlti

1 year

Congrats on the win and the Celly of the year! @SaltLakeShred

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Some are asking if Indy would get fooled by a D3 team wearing Halloween costumes at a late October camping tourney in Maine. Not me, but some are asking.

UFA

@watchUFAtv

1 year

SNAKE IN THE GRASS Wind Chill reaching into their bag 🐍 📺 AUDL TV

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Can we get report cards for officials like baseball has? Truck gets love from observers all tourney with obvious photo evidence. Need something

Nathan Kolakovic

@NKolakovic

1 year

Hi my name is Nathan and I’m available in the endzone. Had the answer in <10 Seconds

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Ethan Fortin has an ass bigger than my whole body and got that entire thing 6 feet in the air for the biggest layout of nationals so far to break truckstop. Just a POWERFUL peach on that kid holy smokes.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 years

Coach in a full suit on the sideline. This is the future USAU wants

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

It’s hilarious to me that people prefer a bad OB pull over one in the endzone. Just admit you don’t think your puller is good and you are too lazy to run down a pull. It’s okay you can say it, this is a safe space. We all know you play D line because you throw turnovers anyways.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

8 months

The craziest part of the day is 4 points into a game against Oregon, a coach is screaming “disc doesn’t lie stupid mother fucker” in one of our guys faces. Crazy how Ego hasn’t won anything with that kind of fire coming from the sidelines.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

4 months

saLLt lake : (

Justin McKeen

@justinmckeen12

4 months

@ToadInAHat

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 years

Can whoever designs the WUL jerseys reach out to the AUDL I’m begging you. Those jerseys are unreal and most of the AUDL jerseys are strait up ugly.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 months

Pre stalls are for nerds. Talk to your team and set up a defense instead of counting. I promise that will be more effective then making me jog up to the disc and call contact with my first five fakes to reset the stall anyways.

UltiPlanet

@UltiPlanet

2 months

What Frisbee Opinion Has You Like This

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Why they need to use my photo I didn’t lose to Seattle

UFA

@watchUFAtv

1 year

Khalif El-Salaam went cosmic to help secure Seattle's first win of the season 🍃 11 scores 🍃 1 block 🍃 427 receiving yards 🍃 351 throwing yards #AUDL2023

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 month

One of the reasons I don’t care about seeding is because: I would super embarrassed if I wrote a 7 paragraph essay about how I should be seeded higher and replied all to the entire region only to be seeded lower than originally proposed.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

3 months

Free Jake Radack or something?

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

The teams in the East are absolutely furious watching this. I will never stop.

UFA

@watchUFAtv

1 year

Eugene L’Heureux lefty backhand bombs are something else 💣 📺 | #OAKvSLC

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 months

saLLt Lake

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 years

Guy who calls himself a reporter gets called out for not even doing the bare minimum in reporting so he bullies somebody in college. Classic ultimate dude. I love it here.

Ultiworld Keith

@FullFieldHammer

2 years

@harriP_atl @Ultiworld Harrison Ima need you to focus on doing better my guy

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

New york empire whenever a game is more than 35’ above sea level

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

A great stare down attempt from my man here. He is the most agile and coordinated big man out there and I couldn’t be happier he looked like a baby deer for a moment while trying to mean mug some guy

UFA

@watchUFAtv

1 year

Orion Cable 👀 @bostongloryaudl | #AUDL2023

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

So as an AUDL player I’m not supposed to go out and chirp the refs, okay I get it. But tell me why they can go out and post on Instagram bragging about how they made a call that affected the trajectory of a game reguardless of how correct it may have/may have not been

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

9 months

At @SaltLakeShred Monday morning workouts Bryce looked me right in the eye and said “you do not have that throw” about 5 times in a row referring to an IO huck. Homie must not be watching my winter league games, I don’t have any throws.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

AUDL player chatter is just a place for dudes from Pennsylvania to hear themselves talk and a guy from Colorado to say the best player on their team is underrated. Bring back unverified fun

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

6 months

My kids are going to be so mad when I tell them.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

But ring of fire has WAY more championships than truck stop how is this possible

UFA

@watchUFAtv

1 year

Hotbird Summer 🔥🦅😎 Philly get their second straight win and halt Carolina's four-game winning streak #CARvPHI | #AUDL2023

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Guess who the observer said caught this

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

3 months

This is old school ultimate, Here come the boom type of stuff. Don’t let people tell you we were all hippies playing barefoot and slapping a disc around. People wanted BLOOD.

Rico 

@Lana_del_rico

3 months

some blocks aren't worth it

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

5 months

These semifinals not being in a stadium is a joke. We need the fans elevated. We need the players in a bowl. We need metal bleachers being stampeded on.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 months

Carolina when they have to catch the disc to score.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Audl: has a whole weekend with no other major sports or tourneys happening for the first round Also audl: let’s put them all at the same time so people can watch maximum 3 halves of live ultimate.

UFA

@watchUFAtv

1 year

First round starts SATURDAY! Four games to determine who advances to the divisional championship round ⚔️ 📺 AUDL TV

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

3 months

Bold move from Sockeye to have 3 jerseys in the team store. Kind of overkill for a regionals level team, no?

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

And my boys can’t remember what to do when somebody yells zipper

ZIM

@zimwhodey

1 year

Fun Fact: That “Alert Booty” call resulted in a touchdown. #JoeBurrow

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Seattle not being able to get regionals for all 3 divisions at the same complex is comical. I’m sick of hearing about how y’all are all these great things but we can’t get regionals to be one big event? You simply shouldn’t be allowed to host if you are unable. Northeast rules.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

I keep a running list of the crazy people who get the being ulti account and it’s getting concerningly long

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

7 months

Just got called boring at winter league because I threw a standstill off hand huck 85 yards for a score after throwing through homies legs the point before. Utah is brutal.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

These Swarm u20 boys are disgusting. Imagine playing against a bunch of high schoolers running around like maniacs, and they turn the disc over like twice a half. Maybe one marathon point per game? I would quit at halftime that just isn’t fun to play against.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

9 months

Sickest roster release in the league. Happy to be the littlest of the peaks with the homies.

Utah Wild Ultimate

@UTWildUltimate

9 months

🏔️UTAH WILD 2024 🏔️ We are STOKED to announce our roster for the WUL season. These players are Mountain West Proud and ready to shred the gnar all season long! We will be spotlighting each of these athletes so you can get to know ‘em before they send it hard on the field😤😤😤

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

9 months

Can’t wait to be a huge loser getting mad at high schoolers who are better than me and tell them “you play ultimate, I play frisbee”

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

8 months

Really can’t sign in and watch college ultimate nowadays without the halftime highlight reel having 2-4 clips of me getting dunked on from 2020. Let the past be the past brothers

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

3 months

Should have paid for that dudes housing huh?

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

4 months

saLt lake :(

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

6 months

The fact that @PHL_Phoenix hasn’t blocked me after over a year of being on their ass and Dallas couldn’t take a morning is making me love the birds and it’s scary.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

6 months

Notably verbose head coach Bryce Merrill weighs in. Thanks for the insight, incredible work here.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

5 months

“Prepare for trouble. And make it double…..” (Not my joke but makes me laugh so hard every time I see this photo)

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 months

I would like to apologize in advance to everybody coming in for champ weekend. The holes punched in the drywall at the stadium locker rooms were not from shred though. Seattle down at half turns into a high school Kyle real quick.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

9 months

Not everybody knows this but legally, with the leagues name change, the Empire forfeit all of their previous titles and their current winning streak. Tough blow to a great franchise. @empireultimate

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

As an ultimate frisbee insider, I’m hearing people think that Tiina’s comments on pulling at nationals were harsh. I feel bad for these people, they are telling on themselves that they have never played with a good puller. Apologies to their pullers, work on your craft homies.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

AUDL: How can we step up our online presence? Intern: let’s make Jeff look so hot with green eyes and biceps that are rippling in ways I didn’t even know existed. Your beard is still patchy but you are beautiful boy Jeff, congrats on being a real athlete.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 years

Playing against this team were the most intimidating games we had this summer. If I saw her walk up with the mask on I would have de-cleated.

XIST

@XIST_Ultimate

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

What some may call air pollution I call sunset sauce

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

9 months

I can’t wait to see what comes out of our film and mics from the Oklahoma Christian game this weekend. Lots of words graced the turf of Santa Barbara that should probably be kept in the little pea brains of some athletes.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

7 months

We all knew it was coming. Shrek is back in his swamp after a beautiful run of defeating lord Farquaad.

Boston Glory

@bostongloryufa

7 months

Welcome home, Jeff. #RollBoGlo

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@ToadInAHat

1 year

UFA

@watchUFAtv

1 year

JOEL CLUTTON TIPS THE HAIL MARY PASS INTO THE ENDZONE TO SEND IT TO OVERTIME! 📺 AUDL TV | #SCTop10 | #AUDL2023

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

5 months

I know getting cut from a club team is the worst. But cutting the homies from your club team is a close second.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

14 days

All I’m saying is I’ve never seen Dylan Freechild and Megan Rapinoe in the same place as the same time 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Happy umass day to all who celebrate. And if you are rooting for UNC I hate you

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

9 months

This guy rules

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

These guys are 7-ply soft and certifiably dumb. One week they say you are 4th best in the league, another they are making fun of you for stat padding against Texas teams and pretending they didn’t do the same with the Canadians. I still respect @atlantahustle , somebody has to.

Philadelphia Phoenix

@PHL_Phoenix

1 year

Congrats to Atlanta on all of their (cough) big wins over the past month.

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@ToadInAHat

7 months

UFA New Jerseys released today. The good: ATL, CHI, IND, LA, NY, The boring: CAR, MON, POR, SD, TOR, SEA The incredible: BOS, PHI Experiencing Phil Long: COL The same as last year: the rest

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Boxley is so good. Imagine if he was top 25

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@ToadInAHat

1 year

I know for a fact that Some dude from Indiana and also probably Pennsylvania(?) is punching the air right now and that makes this 10x funnier

kid penny

@penny15club

1 year

if you're sad that there isn't a con10ent tour for not-elite white athletes to pretend like they're elite athletes, just remember that there totally is and it's called the audl

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@ToadInAHat

5 months

oakLand

UFA

@watchUFAtv

5 months

Eugene L’Heureux with the emphasis! 📺 | @SaltLakeShred

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@ToadInAHat

10 months

I leave worship today humbled yet fulfilled. 7 hours, 14 pancakes, and one large glass of milk chugged. I emerge into the smoggy Salt Lake City air a new man reborn like a phoenix.

Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

10 months

Today this is my cathedral. The booths are my pews. And the pancakes are my god.

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@ToadInAHat

6 months

Breaking, based on an unbiased survey conducted by google forms, 41% of ultimate players in the Salt Lake Area who are trying out for Sego are aiming for a spot in the O line Handler set.

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

2 years

For anybody who hasn’t heard, after my most successful fat season yet, a disappointing tryout, and my intestines attempting to explode in an act of sabotage, I am playing in the AUDL this season. Year 3 is officially a go. @SaltLakeShred @theAUDL

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Going through an O-line playbook where every play requires: A) A strait cut 70 yards long past multiple defenders B) 2-3 picks C) A ridiculous throw over a defender to the far side D) every cutter and defender to stand perfectly still How is this possible

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

1 year

Innovation that excites. Consider this added to my bag for this upcoming season. AUDL better get ready for some cellys from the reverse 3 point stance summer ‘24

StrathHavenUltimate

@HavenUltimate

1 year

Lilly Hodges '25 with the balletic and powerful OI backhand to Alice Rieger '28 for a score against Columbia HS at Coconut Classic today. @Ultiworld

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

11 months

I could make the best pizza in Salt Lake City. This place is a Pizza desert, Dominoes is the best place out here

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

9 months

My vote: Universe point, semis of club nationals, open division, Boston driving down the field to win after several years of irrelevance, Truck stop trying to convert years of dominance to a ring . . . Goal line D. Who says no to that?

Ultiworld

@Ultiworld

9 months

Ultiworld's 2023 Block Of The Year Bracket (Subscriber Selection) -> [Pres. by @spinultimate ]

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Cale Makar Connesour

@ToadInAHat

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At least the New York players have great wives to go home to.

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