I am an Igbo man
My wife is Yoruba
And yes, I did this, with my full chest too.
Its called tradition. Learn to respect other people’s own. It’s okay If you don’t like it, just stay away from their women. What is not right is running to SM to make a post as condescending as this
I don't understand this Davido walahi. People go just dey talk dey complain about his voice, baba go dey release Hit after Hit. In one song dude did a high note and even modulated.
#NWA_BABY
Meanwhile while we're talking about
#GloryOsei
&
#Muyiwa
, 9 people on these streets of ours had the same meal for breakfast. I tell you people, impossible is nothing. You just gotta love SM
@DrOlufunmilayo
I’m still owed Oct-Dec 2019.
April salary yet to drop.
Now this news of salaries of Doctors and Nurses being cut by 25% by El Rufai led Kaduna State in this pandemic era.
I’m not even mad. NA ME FUCK UP by still being in this country & practicing Medicine when my mates are abroad
@Manlike_ED
Exactly!
People’s culture & tradition are their identity & the very fabric of their existence. It’s okay to be surprised, even shocked by it. But what’s not okay is disrespecting it simply bcos it’s alien to you.
This is really simple. I’ve no idea why people don’t get it.
@aproko_doctor
Bad guy. You chose May Day so nobody will have excuse not to attend. And of course, there will be a holiday mood each day of your anniversary. Don’t worry, God’s still fat you. His plans are better than whatever we are facing or will ever face.
@jerrydoubles
Lagos is a place like no other. 3am and 2 people are fighting in a bus stop. Like dudes, are y'all fighting already today or is it a continuation of yesterday?
@EN0CX
I’ve seen over 50 different videos of Imole & not in one of them have I seen him inebriated, wasted, stoned or with anything resembling drugs. He is way too calm, calculated & eloquent for someone who they swore was an addict. Walahi God go punish everyone involved in his death
@proudnursemj
My first call in Labour Ward I was faced with Cervical Tear. It was a Tsunami of blood. God bless NS NG who with a gentle tap to my scared self and a reassuring smile, not only took care of it but also showed me how it was done. Till date, I still learn from nurses I work with.
@UgwunnaEjikem
22yr old Mbappé and a 20yr old Juve & Everton reject (Moise Kean) ran the show tonight while the Argentine Hushpuppi was nowhere to be found. Can’t be my G.O.A.T. There’s still hope for him though: Eibar awaits
@drsammy96
Baba come ni oo. Amala with Ewedu, gbegiri ati Orishirishi ni opolopo. You go carry pot belly join the one your wife don dey build for you. Red wine oo, white wine, whiskey…e dey 😊
@desrtquin
@Naija_PR
He is a thief. This is Basic sec sch Chemistry:
Phenolphthalein turns pink in the presence of an Alkali. Pour Phenolphthalein into water. Tape Sodium Carbonate on bottle top, shake it & mix with the phenolphthalein & viola!
This man deserves jail time.
I'll never understand the DJ Cuppy part. She is a sweet girl who troubles no one, but hateful Nigerians who fantasize about having her life, and wank to her pictures daily, will still troll her. WTF! Y'all should go to hell and leave her the fuck alone!
DJ Cuppy - Daughter of a billionaire/ a sweetheart who stays on her lane, was trolled until she cried on social media.
Davido - another billionaire child who’s a successful musician gets trolled no matter what he does.
Peng Man - Alpha Male/Fine boy, gets trolled almost weekly.
@Solomon_Buchi
@NewtonIkire
2...Nobody (not even a health professional) has any right to disclose anybody's health status to the whole world. The only exception is if they pose a health risk to the general public. E.g, an Ebola/Lassa Fever victim. Please be guided!
@DrOlufunmilayo
Pondei manoeuvre!
Involves shoulder massage with concomitant double middle finger insertion in d mouth. The shoulder massage releases chemoreceptors along d clavicular region that release mediators that trigger electric activity in the brain in an otherwise unconscious patient 😁
@atiku
If nobody says this about me at 50, then I would have been a failure. And no, I don't want to be a literary whatever or a professor. I just want lots of money with lots of lives benefitting or having benefited from it. HBD Prof!
I hope this family knows they have hit jackpot with the expulsion & the statement by the university. All they need is half a decent lawyer. How do you expel someone for having sex during school vacation, outside of premises? Since when did it become a crime to have sex?
#babcok
@DrOlufunmilayo
This guy’s response makes me ashamed to say I’m a Doctor. For all we know, it could be a false allegation. But your response man, it makes you look guilty. Just because she removed her pant herself, did not scream & took 1yr to talk about it, does not mean she is lying...
Today it was
@ireayoA
& her boo, soon it will be
@aproko_doctor
& his fiancée.
Maybe Issa different version of Twitter I’m using. Maybe my partner is in a condom at the bottom of a toilet. Maybe the Lord wants me to become a Priest.
Congrats to all the lovebirds in these streets!
@Chydee
I don't know which is getting me more pissed off, the tweet or the replies or the fact that despite the heads up, I stubbornly went ahead to read the tweet...and Saturday mornings are supposed to be my happy mornings 🙄😕
I loveeet. Normal normal dead body suppose surplus.
PS: If I was a Portuguese player in that match where they did this to Ronaldo, apologies to the team but I’d be leaving the match with a Red Card & possibly, alengthy match ban too but I’d have definitely avenged him.
@emrate5
@DrOlufunmilayo
This research was done solely on fruit flies. Flies oo not even mammals let alone humans.
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, quacks like a duck, then it is definitely a duck.
David is the first, possibly the only person on SM that would write a piece as long as this, which I will gleefully read & get sad when it ends cos I want to keep reading on. No y’all don’t understand. I mean, I would choose to listen to him any day anytime over several ‘Pastors’
The Nigerian idea of an elite school is one where you pay a boatload of money for your kids to be "educated" in the syllabus of a country 6,000 miles away, by people who do not look or sound like you, and who come from a completely different historical and civilisational context
@madebycharles
Bro out here roasting Nigerian Drs for giving him the simplest solution to his problem. Talking about CPAP as if its first line management for OSA or as if it’s readily available in Nigeria. He also forgot to mention his condition must’ve gotten worse in the Yukay hence, CPAP.
@AlbumTalksHQ
Nah, this song is IT! 🔥 💯
PS: I don’t know who is who but the guy with the longest hair, his voice is giving Arya Starr
I hope these guys capitalize on this song and work hard to have an amazing career.
@__detola
@DoctorEmto
What in Jupiter’s bleeping fowl is this? 😳 This is the first time I’m hearing about this dude. And if these accusations are true, he needs to not only pay the money he owes, he also deserves a visit from EFFC & a temporary relocation to their abode.
#saynotocrime
#calloutdremto
@UgwunnaEjikem
And the debaters have started 🤣🤣🤣 The number and level of dumb folks and dumbness on this Jack’s app is both exasperating and exhilarating 😂😂😂
@jerrydoubles
In some parts of Lagos vehicles are driven on the left side of the road. If not for dirty smelly gutters and smokey yellow Danfos, I swear I'd have thought I was in UK
@EN0CX
This is like the umpteenth video i have seen of him. No bottle in his hand, no smoke, not even the usual red disposable cup typical of Nigerian celebrities. He even seemed a little shy but they made us believe was an addict. Walahi e no go better for Nairamarley & his cohorts.
@DrOlufunmilayo
It started after I left Kano this morning. But I’ll be in Abuja in an hour’s time. Heading straight to join my fellow youths to
#EndSARS
. God bless Kano and every person participating in that peaceful protest as we all speak with one voice.
@DrOlufunmilayo
..She trusted & looked up to u as a professional. She probably didn’t know u took advantage of her, or maybe u didn’t. But your response man..🤐
PS: I didn’t know that for each complaint of Lower Abdominal Pain, you must do a Vaginal Exam. Damn those classes I skipped in Med Sch
@Sai_Ishaya_
I was about to receive Holy Communion when I got a notification about Pediatric Slander and I said I must be here so I quickly dashed from church. Hope I’m on time.
@Medico_Zeal
22yr old Mbappé & a 20yr old Juve & Everton reject ran the show while the Argentine Hushpuppi went MIA, probably waiting for Eibar.
Ronaldo would’ve been all over the pitch, throwing every ball, shooting, shouting, dragging the dreadful Juve team by himself.
I know my G.O.A.T
You know
@PoojaMedia
it’s really not that difficult to maintain consistency with who or what you are. You don’t have to shift post every now & then. We’ve made peace with who you are, you should too
I'm still shocked that many believed I would support "the army," raiding a whole community cos of a few cr!minals. But in as much as I can't change/stop people's agenda/narratives because of a single tweet of me that was tweeted emotionally during that moment, I will continue to
Just last week, this video of Kobe and his daughter Gianna went viral. And now both of them are gone, died in a Helicopter crash...just like that. What is life but a sigh in the rain? RIP Kobe! RIP Gianna! RIP the other 3 people in the crash! God comfort all your families!
@Letter_to_Jack
@Medico_Zeal
Bro if Nigerian lecturers explained to students the way you just did, the rate of failure in our higher institutions would be minimal.
@Tobiloba_mide
@arojinle1
1. Bro first of all, Mountain Lions aren’t even Lions. They’re more related to domestic cats than actual lions.
Secondly, we were deceived about Lions. They’re not the lazy sex freaks who steal food from Lionesses we were made to believe
Stay with me…
@nwanyi_ocha
@nwanyi_ocha
this is probably the umpteenth time I’ll be saying this, you need a YouTube channel. And it doesn’t matter what you do, I’m pretty sure you’ll be great at it
Can we all agree that
@davido
is the C. Ronaldo of our time? Greatly underrated but has proven himself since forever? No other artist from Africa has had more hits than him? I'm talking bout gimme one artist's hit song & I'll give you 2 from Papa Ifeanyi
#AGoodTimeWithDavido
@shank_comics
@nweme04
Strong boy strong boy, but you haff see Doctor now & you’re shaking like fish outside water. Ode! Im here to help you
3 points on how to get well:
1 REMOVE YOUR TROUSERS
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2 BRING OUT YOUR FLAT BLACK BUMBUM
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3 AND TAKE THE DAMN BLOODY INJECTION
ODE 🤣😋🤣😋🤣
Once you hit a certain age, you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of shit. In case anyone is wondering why I’m different these days, this is it. You’re welcome!
@Orji_Okosisi1
It’s okay to be angry on her behalf but reposting this without blurring her face is only going to hurt her in the long run. She’s just a child & 100% blameless. If Nigeria was a sane clime, the criminal behind it should be gone away for a very long time, unless he is also a minor
@UgwunnaEjikem
You’re in luck UG. I have contacted the best 3 amongst my team of fierce, erudite and sagacious lawyers (all SANs). Consider your case won. You’re welcome!
@_Toseen_
Here’s why:
Slide 1.
@Aproko_Doctor
posted a pic of himself & his fiancée &
@toolzbabe
called him ugly
Slide 2. Toolz pictured left, Aproko Doctor on the right
Slide 3. Nigerians getting ready to drag her flat back ass
Slide 4. Dragging in progress. DO NOT DISTURB
You’re welcome!
If anybody shows you the pic on the left & says “do you still want to come to Canada?”,show them the pic on the right & ask them “don’t you want to come home?”, just before you block them.
Note: BEFORE you BLOCK them. Doesn’t matter if they’re your sibling or friend, they’re evil
Ain't no artist in Africa has carried and raised others like
@davido
. Fuck it, dude even brought out Speed Darlington despite all the trolling he gave papa ifeanyi in the past. God gimme a heart like David's, a heart pure & golden.
#manlikedavid
#AGoodTimeWithDavido
@Oye440
It doesn’t matter who learnt from who. Peter Drury is a poet and would have probably made a career out of raps and punchlines if he wasn’t a football commentator. Dude is 🔥 🔥 🔥
Please who has a Nokia torch? I need to exchange my iPhone with it. Plus, I wouldn’t mind a Corolla for my Benz. I can’t let SARS end me before they
#EndSARS
If the IG of Police is not careful, Abuja Policemen will put him into trouble, if they haven’t already. They were not ok with tear gasing & shooting us, they just pointed their guns at
@davido
& opened cannisters of tear gas and threw towards him.
#EndSARS
#EndSARSAbujaProtest
@Habbey3112
@Chydee
1 million married women can be wrong bro. It's cringe worthy that several decades after the death of Bob Marley, the bulk of humanity, especially Africans are yet to 'emancipate themselves from mental slavery'. RIP Bob! Your efforts shall not be in vain.
The only thing I envy about Gen Z is that they successfully hacked this parent/child thing. It’s impressive how they easily are able to remote control their parents. I just dey imagine say na me carry my Papa keep in front of Camera make e dey do Kung Fu & incomprehensible sounds
WHO IS A QUACK DOCTOR?
A THREAD
1. The norm in Nigeria is to tag a Doctor Quack if you are dissatisfied with their treatment, when it doesn’t go to plan or when due to the fallibility of human nature, they make a mistake which of course is expensive by the way. However,this is
Lately I’ve been hustling more. JOHNNY DRILLE has to perform at my wedding. With soul lifting rendition of some of his classics like:
My Beautiful Love
Wait 4 Me
Still D One
Start all over
Shine
Hallelujah
Count on me
Romeo & Juliet
FOREVER
My marriage finna be made in FOREVER!
Nigeria will make you feel all the emotions in the world within a split second.
PS: Anybody who had a hand directly or indirectly in bringing these Lucifers upon us or support them, it shall never be well them & their kin!
Tufia!
The fallibility of human nature means it's impossible for a man like myself to be immune to mistakes. But dear Lord, please do not allow me make a mistake in the choice of a life partner! This is my earnest prayer.
@Tobiloba_mide
@arojinle1
7…predictably, they all met terrible deaths at the hands of other Lions, who in turn will meet terrible deaths too
Do you know that a Lion can leave the pride for border patrol & return in like a week. That’s how auduous their job is
Don’t let nobody fool you: Lions are not LAZY
@Nnedimma24
And when twitter suspends their account like it did few weeks back, they will instantly become humble and start lobbying for followers. No difference between them and Naija politicians
Israel Adesanya just legit turned a previously undefeated Wild South American fighter to a docile learner. Dude said he would make it look easy & went ahead to make it look childish. Typical Nigerian, always overachieving. Except for a certain set of people headed by Pa Boo Harry
@proudnursemj
Patients and relatives come to hospital and become all shades of deliberate annoying bastards to health care workers, in this case, probably a nurse who has a full ward of patients to care for alone. And when they snap, you tag them rude. And now you call it banter? Wtf!
@NoNonsensezone
Any single Igbo person who tries to talk the Yoruba culture down directly or indirectly especially regarding this Ayra Starr’s matter, is what we call Efulefu. No sensible & well raised igbo person will disrespect or look down on people’s culture, tradition & beliefs
“Throughout the campaign he consistently maintained that he will continue from where Buhari stopped & that he’s done very well. I’ll give him excellent…” Then he proceeds to reel out the stats which Batists try so hard to convince the rest of us is not important.
Nah, PO is HIM!
“I think President Tinubu has performed exceptionally well in his first year in office. He has kept his campaign promises. In his words, ‘I will continue from where Buhari stopped’ and he has done so” — Peter Obi.
David troubles no one. He just works hard, carries his people along & shows nothing but love. But y’all insist on hating. Please keep doing it. It most definitely pushes him to keep getting better, to keep outdoing himself and to keep breaking records.
#ABetterTime
#ABT_THEALBUM