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Bay Area
Joined March 2011
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7 months
Terrible tribute to Norm, who touched on this exact type of joke in an interview
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Billboard Chris 🇨🇦🇺🇸
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Dave Chappelle’s new Netflix special is out, and he’s telling the truth about trans.
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I would just vote for the sky to be a normal color, personally
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Like Norm, Dave is a childhood hero of mine and I could speak for hours on amazing work he did, and if you think of standup as a complete art form that’s more than just the written jokes he’s maybe still the best alive, so this stuff just makes me genuinely sad at this point
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It’s a very well written joke in a technical sense (although you see the punchline a mile away) and is delivered flawlessly but it’s about as far from funny as you can get. It’s like seeing the modern Rolling Stones, they still play well and everything but the spark died long ago
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@NotPotBol It should say KKKanasa City and the San Francisco 1488ers
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1 year
He said the chain cost 10 million then pushed his glasses up by the middle like a nerd. Most peculiar man alive
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Drake came through with a fit check 👀‼️
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4 years
You were radicalized by reading Joshua 4 Congress posts. I was radicalized by reading Joshua 4 Congress posts. We are the same
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8 years
When will @theneedledrop review this classic?
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3 years
Can a pedophile and a bipolar guy be friends (nothing sexual)?
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@israhirsi they were also an olden days form of colonization!
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4 years
It turns out the guy who did the cinematography for king of Staten island rocks
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@icedoutomnitrix There's 0 evidence but in my heart I am sure it's true
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3 years
@bigracks To quote a great Roblox statesman "oof"
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3 years
Lol
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@icedoutomnitrix My take tends to be I would be comfortable with restricting what guns people have as long as the cops have the same restrictions. If not it's a monopoly on violence
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@chaoticitgirl One year our sex ed teacher brought in a guy with HIV and hugged him in front of us to show you can't get it that way lol
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@Logo_Daedalus Pretty close to being the exact opposite of correct
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3 years
I want to do ketamine with her
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@VLONEPREDATOR I’ve got a big group chat of all the popular twitter accounts and they make fun of you and say this isn’t funny
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5 years
@TheRealOJ32 I thought I'd be getting KILLED right now
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@yesitsmyaccount @fellawhomstdve Did you have a hip replacement scheduled the same day?
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2 years
Watching a video of Johnny Depp in court and the fact that he doesn't even drop his fake hunter Thompson voice when testifying shows why he's one of the greats
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@Howlingmutant0 You’re 45 years old don’t speak on the twitch community
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@AdamFriedland "any attempt to disarm the podcasters must be frustrated, by force if necessary"
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7 years
It's the Alaskan Bull-Worm
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4 years
COINTELPRO ended in the 70s they said...
@BlackSocialists
Black Socialists in America
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Members of BSA and their families are now being openly targeted by the FBI, despite us not being engaged in any illegal activity whatsoever. We’re calling on any and all legal orgs/coalitions focused on protecting organizers for assistance in further protecting us at this time.
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@dollarbillbluez I just say “chai” now because I watched half of the new spider man movie on a plane
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4 years
Gotta read that Marx..... And foucault too!
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3 years
What's next for Ghislaine Maxwell?.... Death
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What's next for Ghislaine Maxwell? Experts say Epstein's madam is out of options
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7 years
Pick your fighter
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One of the most stunning looks so far #MetGala
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I guess that's why they call it windows pain
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@PaulSkallas Hope the stress doesn’t t get to him🙏
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Do y'all consider this a date
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7 years
IN AMERICA WE DON'T WORSHIP GOVERNMENT - WE WORSHIP GOD!
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@Electro520 @icedoutomnitrix Not to my knowledge but there's a crazy amount of pics of Oprah and Harvey Weinstein
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@verycalmchowdr Is this when he pretends to be a tourist?
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@jesusdersupajew Human rights
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never seen him colorized lol
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“... the politician [in America] has come to be looked upon as the very scum of society. The peoples of the world [...] are not appeased by the promise of the Social Democrats to patch up the State into a new engine of oppression.“ – Peter Kropotkin (1891)
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@gossipbabies I thought arca was from Venezuela or something
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3 years
A little bit of shit just came out of my ass
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"Wall-E came out 13 years ago how are y'all still littering 😩" A Bug's Life came out 22 years ago how are y'all still not seizing the means of production
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I was gonna normalize something today but I'm feeling pretty tired so I'll normalize two things tommorow to make up for it
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@jestingtime You talking about the goochland goat bro be careful
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@chaoticitgirl @ebruenig Actually she just liked it, so she did
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@laserboat999 Does this just mean you hung out with people?
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5 years
I want a parlay bet, I want Niners winning the Superbowl on Sunday, I want Bernie winning Iowa on Monday, I want me smoking weed on Tuesday
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I love Nav!👌🔥😍
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Pablo Picasso's "blue period" is so sad. You can literally feel every emotion through his artwork. Amazing
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damn for a second there I thought the guy with the pussy chain owned the rights to nsyncs music glad that's cleared up
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Chicago niggas different man.
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@dollarbillbluez They do the Indian spider man dirty. He would of had the coolest scene but he keeps saying corny lines like that, I think there was a British museum stealing stuff joke
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4 years
Getting ready to eat pussy
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@Bolverk15 Johnny from cyberpunk would support Palestinian liberation
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Dudes will literally read non-fiction
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One of the major causes of the great depression was that america was a former gifted student
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@AdamFriedland Adam22(times he's had sex with men)
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pretty much Fantano
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4 years
Imagine being in the 70s just absolutely blasted off boof ass brick weed and seeing the muppets on tv for the first time
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@liz_franczak I like how you can tell Lin isn't doing this ironically, he thinks that's genuinely clever lol
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@nypost The storm is coming
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@Liv_Agar Your culture is very fascinating and beautiful to me
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3 years
A big role for the haim lady is a huge w for Lucy on letterboxd
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Where's the camp flognaw crowd when you need them?
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Why is every burrito like 2 or 3 bites to big? You ever notice this? Seems like no matter where you go you get full right before that last little nub and it's like do you power through or put it away for latter? Crazy
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What does he mean he made the pants?
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Kill bill alarm we t off when I saw that name lol
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You're telling me the whole time this guy's fucking names actually been "Mike"
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@TheRock
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Just got word that will shock the world - Land of the free...home of the brave DAMN PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!
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@jesuslasupajew Nathan j rob a son
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Vince Staples and Mac Miller on white people in rap
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*stops washing hands*
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@elonconomy We have to retvrn
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No need to wait
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@notsuzal Real ass dudes
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@jetneptune_ She’s actually a beautiful queen and when I google search your name some very disturbing stuff comes up so I wouldn’t play around like this
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Danielle Bregoli would be the PERFECT Jasmine 😍😍😍
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@sasimons Idk dude I usually believe women
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Do y'all consider this a date
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Idk how I missed this when it came out but it's some great Pynchon content. Don't need to have read bleeding edge yet, I haven't and it doesn't really spoil much and they give you the info you need
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YEAR ZERO #5 : “Uncanny Alley 9/11 @ The Bleeding Edge” (w/ Special Guests: @JimmyFalunGong & @drposhlost )
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@matrix_reIoaded @big_business_ 3 different stages of not knowing what to do with your hands during a confrontation
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Huey, Dewey and Louie and the news
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@icedoutomnitrix we stopped doing jokes after you left, twitter has just been dedicated to finding a cure for the Coronavirus lately
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