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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
2 years
Gone too soon but never forgotten. 10/4/19 CJV 💚 12/4/22 JJS 💚 #LLC #LLJ
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
Wow...talk about a pack of virgins
@CanisiusHS
Canisius High School
7 years
Welcome, Class of 2021! Freshmen enter the CHS foyer for the first time as a group. #WhyCHS #CHS2021
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
2 years
Last night we lost one of the most amazing people you could have had the privilege of knowing. John embodied the Timon brotherhood and took pride in everything he did. He will be missed. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his friends and family. #LLJ
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@TimonMilitia
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5 years
Last night and this morning left many in shock Cam Velasquez was an astonishing human being and was taken away from us yesterday evening in a terrible crash We send prayers to his family and all of his friends You’ll never be forgotten Cam we love you ❤️ #LLC 10/4/19 fly high🕊
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
On behalf of the Bishop Timon Militia, we would like to extend our deepest sympathies to the Waring Family, as well as the entire Canisius High School Community. You are all in our thoughts and prayers! @CHSBlueCrew_18
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
5 years
R.I.P to a kid who never failed to put a smile on everyone’s face Fly high Paul❤️
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@TimonMilitia
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8 years
.. So are we still boys? @ckelly_10
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8 years
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
You still won't fight us???
@FranniesNation
Raider Nation
7 years
VARSITY FOOTBALL TAKES ON TIMON THIS FRIDAY AT TIFT 7pm. EVERYONE MUST BE THERE @TimonMilitia Enjoy your last homecoming... Closing soon?!?!
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
9 years
the St. Joes section sucked... so we tried to help them out #RattledRowdies http://t.co/zbXZerwG6o
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
8 years
We got OP at Leisure tomorrow night. Boys on the ice are in white and so are we #WhiteOut #Ales #LoganCollinsIsAChode
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
9 years
Hardo alert
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
Yeahhhhhhh...... that almost made sense
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
The lads take on OP tomorrow 7 o’clock @ Leisure everyone get there #blackout #allyourmomsaremilfs #zellisntcircumsized
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
Homecoming game tomorrow as we take on the guys who touch each other, 7o'clock @ tifft Dancing Rick theme #polos #burkewearsmomjeans
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
6 years
Yeah that went well...
@FranniesNation
Raider Nation
6 years
Varsity Lax game tonight against @TimonMilitia 7pm at Frannies, come watch an easy dub, especially come see @zack13kent lay the body #TimonIsClosing
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
Cancel your Friday night plans as tomorrow night Canisus is nice enough to make the trip down to south buffalo just to get shit on by Timon Basketball in the Jungle @ 6:30 #jerseynight
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
It’s Playoff Basketball time as the African American lads along with John Shields take on Park tonight 7:45 @ Canisus College. Be there in your Polos #dancingrick #juiceisloose #parkisirrelevent
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
9 years
@opfansgetrowdy Logan Collins is in your front row #embarrassing
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
9 years
Great home game showing from the rowdies today. http://t.co/kjU7hoaHSo
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
5 years
HUGE GAME as the hockey lads take on some kids from op who look at each other in the shower. 7:30 at harbor center. #seaofgreen #milfs
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
6 years
Weird that baby has the same amount of bodies as the entire St Francis student body combined...
@FranniesNation
Raider Nation
6 years
GAME TOMORROW VS TIMON NEED A HUGE CROWD THERE TO WATCH THE BLOWOUT‼️‼️‼️ GAME STARTS AT 6:30 AND TAILGATE STARTS AT 5:30‼️‼️‼️ BE THERE AND WHERE TROPICAL #YouKnowTheRules Game is in honor of Varsity Assistant Coach, Mike Sabato newly born son Sebastian. He says beat timon‼️
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
9 years
Last home game of the year. Theme is a blackout #burkewearsmomjeans #hicksonssisterhaschlamydia
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
Boys gonna show mary's why they should've stayed as a club team at Cheektowaga tomorrow at 8:30 #theybreedathletes
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
11 years
From 1965 to 2014, the Timon Militia lives on http://t.co/FDiKd3bWJd
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
Basketball home opener tomorrow in the jungle @7 . USA theme as we take on a couple of inbreds from Canada #letsgetignorant
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
6 years
Senior night for the basketball lads as Sean Hayes and the African Americans lads take on those wanna be timon kids, mandatory attendance. 630 In the jungle #seaofgreen #tg1k
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
6 years
Always knew the Mt. Mercy cheerleaders would make great lineman one day
@shields7201
Taxman
6 years
Official Coaching Staff of the 2018 Mount Mercy Powder Puff team Head Coach: John Shields Offensive Coordinator: Brendan Gavin Defensive Coordinator: Mike Sands DBs and RBs Coach: Vinny Vaccaro Strength and Conditioning Coach: Ryan Cuddihy Hydration Specialist: Jackson Dunn
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
8 years
FED Classic tonight at RiverWorks. Hopefully Frannies' Hockey team isn't as overrated as their QB. 6:30 puck drop #UngerIsARapist
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
6 years
PLAYOFF TIME as the hockey lads take on Pierce Greene and his pack of Vaginas at harbor center @5 Everyone be there no excuses #franniesfags #jerseys #DrNewtonabeast
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
6 years
HUGE GAME as the hockey ladz look to ruin senior night against mike flury and his smoke show sisters with Goldberg in the net #seaofgreen 7:45 @ West Seneca Rink #griffsdadbod #bleedblue
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
Come support the Timon Basketball superstar seniors and Master and Cullen as they host Joe’s tonight 6:30 in the jungle
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
Big day for Timon Hockey as the boys return to our home Ice at Caz at 4:30 vs frontier #whiteout #frontiersmokescrack
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
9 years
Theme tonight is a white out. The boys will be hungry just like rydog was when he was munching stieglers box
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
6 years
Let’s kick off the school year right, get your asses to Irish Feis and then Football takes on U-Prep at Tift at 7. No excuses for anyone to miss either! #SeaOfGreen #GreatestShowOnTift
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
5 years
He was such an amazing friend for many of us. He was family, our brother. Say what’s up to Paul for all of us. You’ll never be forgotten. Love and miss you bro❤️😭
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
9 years
Dancing Rick night tomorrow at the football game everyone wear their Timon polos #LetsGetUseless
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
8 years
30 degrees on a Tuesday? Perfect conditions to get tropical 6:30 @ Timon #TropicalTuesday #BabyJoeShow #BackInTheJungle #WeAreTimon
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
6 years
The hockey ladz play the wanna be Timon boys tomorrow night at 6 at river works Pierce Greene and his virgin possy can’t hang with the real ladz #franniesblows #jerseynight #Tierneyashmakeupkit
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
10 years
Twelve years we have been waiting for this. 28-21 Timon Victory
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
5 years
Need to cure your Kevin Gould day hangover? Get to UB tomorrow at 3 to see Robo and the lads steamroll St. Mary’s for the championship. MANDATORY ATTENDANCE . #JERSEYS #foursachode #ringszn
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
Home opener for the hockey team tomorrow 6:00 harbor center as we take on joes #whiteout #joesblows
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
Bishop Kerny eats ass and there about to eat ours 7 o'clock at tift everyone be there #jerseynight
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
10 years
This is the quarterback for Canisius? Kid looks like he'd be better off as an interpretive dancer http://t.co/8Dg7qyk6vP
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
9 years
Monsignor Martin refs are on the naughty list this year #NoStandZone #ItsATradition
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The Militia
5 years
GAMEDAY MANDATORY ATTENDANCE Crazy outfits for Cam with tropical shirts for the breeze against O’Hara under the lights ⌚️7 O’clock kickoff 📍Tifft #LLC #greatestshowontifft
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
10 years
What a game! Timon beats Joes 26-21! Halloween repeats itself? #nope
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The Militia
7 years
Playoff hockey time as the lads look to knock off Joes tonight 8:00 @Harbor Center. #seaofgreen #joesblows #theflyingdutchman
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
6 years
Everyone get to the Ralph @ 7 to watch the boys play saint Mary’s of the blind and deaf. Pregame at log #whiteout #marysisirrelevant
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
9 years
Big game tomorrow vs Frannies at tift be there 7 o'clock #burkewearsmomjeans
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The Militia
6 years
HUGE Homecoming Football game Friday! Get to log and then Tift to watch Robo and the Lads kick some ass against a pack of virgins from Greece! #DancingRick #Polos #GreatestShowOnTift #LetsGetIgnorant
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
5 years
GAMEDAY home opener mandatory attendance to tift @7 against some kids that kiss their cousins and grow their own breakfast #polos #greatestshowontift
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
10 years
Canisius kids call us uneducated yet their best player failed out of a public school
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
Sea of a green tomorrow night as timon takes on O'Hara at tifft #seniornight
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
Basketball takes on Aquinas tomorrow in the jungle at 6 #tropicaltuesday
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
10 years
After tomorrow.... This will still remain exactly the same http://t.co/24ioAR8cT0
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The Militia
8 years
The Tigers are back at it tomorrow against Mary's at 1 everyone get to tires early #blackout #blowout
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
6 years
Come out Saturday with your Teddy bears at 3:15 as the ladz return home to caz to stomp in a pack of virgins from st Mary’s attendance is a must #whiteout
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
10 years
WERE GOING TO THE SHIP!!
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
8 years
Big home game tomorrow night under the lights at Tift @7 against Canisius. Let's get rowdy. #seaofgreen #beatcanisius #welcometothejungle
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The Militia
8 years
Huge game in The Jungle tonight as the men take on frannies at 6:30 #WhiteOut #HicksonSisterHasChlamydia
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
10 years
Get your welfare checks ready to pay to see basketball take on Nichols at 6, and OP in hockey at 9. Be poor and proud #WhiteTrash
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
9 years
First home game tomorrow..So far our team's record is better than Isch's for saving lives. We got Olean at 7 and We're going to the beach 🏄🏿
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The Militia
8 years
Hockey opener tonight. We're there and we're in jerseys 8:30 @ Harbor Center #JoeShanleyPlease #FlairskinsDirtStache #FearTheMullys
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
6 years
HOME OPENER for the Hockey Lads as the Tigers go feast on some Bulldogs. 6:45 Sunday @ HarborCenter. Everyone be there! #Jerseys #HutchBlows
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
5 years
🚨CHAMPIONSHIP GAME🚨 Everyone get down to Canisius College at 6 to see the basketball lads one last time as they take down O’Hara. Theme is business casual.
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The Militia
7 years
The lads take on a couple vaginas from kenmore tomorrow 3 o’clock at buff state #martyhadaparty #joesblows
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The Militia
6 years
Come support the boys tonight as football kicks some ass against the Notre Dame Fighting Fags tonight at Tift at 6 o’clock! #Blackout #GreatestShowOnTift
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The Militia
7 years
Park enters the jungle tonight at 6:30 everyone be there in Togas #TogaTuesday
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The Militia
2 years
THE DROUGHT IS OVER!!! YOUR TIMON TIGERS ARE THE 2023 MANHATTAN CUP CHAMPIONS!!!! #SweetRevenge #CrusadersK #ItWasAlwaysTheTigers #TheBlueCrewSucks
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The Militia
6 years
Come out tonight 7:30 @ Buff State as the ladz make the Delaware Daisy’s look like Elton in a home video #nomeansno
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
12 years
The St Joe's hockey team is going to celebrate this win with some nice cold Mike's Hard Lemonades #Pussies
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
10 years
Timon Lacrosse defeats Canisius 22-6
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10 years
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The Militia
6 years
Get to West Seneca Rinks tomorrow to watch the boys embarrass that white trash school in West Seneca @ 7:45 #dancingrick #polos
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
7 years
The lads are at HarborCenter tonight at 8 to take on Canisius everyone be there #MN15 #dutchyonice
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
8 months
BACKKKKKKKKK2222222222BACKKKKKKKKK. The basketball guys in the green and gold are YOUR Monsignor Martin league cup champions. #its2easy #RoweIsGod #HHH #BigFish #CaseOh #NotFinished
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
6 years
@FranniesNation I’ll just leave this here 🍴📦 #yikes
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The Militia
8 years
Sea of Green tonight as hockey takes on Canisius, 8:30 @ Harbor Center #FearTheMullys #DutchOnIce
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The Militia
10 years
Congratulations to Canisus on their successful rehab, their addiction to winning has been ended #TimonLacrosseForTheWin #WhatsNew
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The Militia
6 years
HUGE Championship Game tomorrow! Everyone be there as the Soccer Lads take on Saint Mary’s of the Deaf, Blind, and Gay at Canisius College at 4!
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
10 years
Today boys the Football team could end a 12 year losing streak to St. Francis. We need a good show out of the Militia tonight!
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
8 years
Big Tilt as @TimonLax takes on St. Francis at their place @7pm #burkewearsmomjeans
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
5 years
‼️MANDATORY ATTENDANCE‼️ Everybody get down to Leisure TONIGHT at 6 to support the hockey lads as they take on some spoiled OP pussies that have the hottest moms in WNY. #allyourmomsaremilfs #jerseys
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The Militia
6 years
CHAMPIONSHIP GAMEDAY!! Everyone get their asses to UB stadium @ 2 as the boys take on the most irrelevant catholic school. Everyone wear Timon gear #JoelicataFootball #trewayisback
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The Militia
5 years
🚨GAMEDAY MANDATORY ATTENDANCE 🚨 come support the football lads to kick off homecoming weekend at 7 against a group of pussies from Lancaster #blackout #letsgetignorant #foursachode #log #tifft
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The Militia
5 years
GAMEDAY vs some team from the outback where they call each other mate and eat bugs for breakfast @ 7:15 #USA #jungle
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
9 years
St Francis raiders or a pile of dog shit #doubleovertimewin
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The Militia
8 years
Come watch the public practice tonight at 6:30 one last time in The Jungle for senior night #1k
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The Militia
6 years
Everyone be @ Timon tonight to watch the basketball boys go for the three peat on park in the jungle @6 :30 #dancingrick #polos
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
10 years
Remember boys, to them this is already a victory. In their eyes, they are 8-0. This isn't a rival game, this is a "public practice."
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@TimonMilitia
The Militia
6 years
PLAYOFF WEEK as the football Lads take on some kids that sit when they pee @smhbluecrew No excuse everyone be there! 6 pm @ Tift #seaofgreen #inrobowetrust
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The Militia
11 years
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The Militia
10 years
REMINDER: Football game Friday at 7pm at Tift Field against our divisional rival Canisius Canadians... I mean Crusaders.
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The Militia
6 years
Wow hometown hero...
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The Militia
6 years
Everyone get to Frannies @ 7 tomorrow to watch the B-Ball lads dominate those wanna be Timon virgins. Mandatory attendance!! #Blackout #BrendanStoleYourGirl #ShitCoach
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The Militia
9 years
Tomorrow 7:00 @ Leisure.. Hockey takes on OP. #SeaofGreen #GetYourAlesReady
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The Militia
10 years
Sister Mullivan 88' http://t.co/UM2yxdlSO3
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