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ELECTRICAL ENGINEER💡|| BUSINESSMAN ||GRAPHICS || @KitaraFcHoima & @ManUtd 💪 || VOLLEYBALL my hobbie ❤️|| HOLDING.FIRM ✊|| MY MOM MY HERO💯

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@TimoEngineer1
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1 year
If STDs are sexually transmitted diseases, how did the first person get infected. 🤔
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@TimoEngineer1
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The harder the course the Uglier the students in that depertment 🙆‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Relationship stress can make you sit in the toilet 🚽 and be looking for a seatbelt 🤦‍♂️
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@TimoEngineer1
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But were do Range Rovers fuel from? Have never seen none on any filling station 🤔
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@TimoEngineer1
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Somethings keeps telling me that Satan is a lady.. 🤔 Ate nga ye Joan
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@TimoEngineer1
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Another day to remind you that you will all buy Lyca 😂😂
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According to Ugandan movies, to know when a girl is pregnant, she vomits while sweeping the compound 🤔😂
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@TimoEngineer1
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Normalize eating chiken on every meal because it reduces hatred 🤔🤔🤔
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@TimoEngineer1
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Whoever loves Monday is either stealing at work or dating a workmate 😂
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Another day to remind you that one day you will forget to clear your chats and get caught 🙌
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@TimoEngineer1
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If water & soap cleans the body, then what makes the towel dirty after drying up your body? You a free to use your calculator 😊
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@TimoEngineer1
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But why do girls in the club twerk for a few seconds then run off laughing?? Wtf is so funny? 🤔
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@TimoEngineer1
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2 years
Kati oli awo neka Girlfriend ko mulinze neighbor ave mukinabiro munabee 🙌
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@TimoEngineer1
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I look normal but deep down i wonder how mermaids pee 💦🤔
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@TimoEngineer1
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Me as a Surgeon: Hey first breathe it’s like I’ve cut your Lungs 🙆‍♂️
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@TimoEngineer1
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Can this year restart coz I’ve already made a mistake 😔
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@TimoEngineer1
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In our days there was no bottle feeding, they just hold your nose and you choose between porridge or death 🙌😂
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@TimoEngineer1
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As I was at the site yesterday my EX came and robbed my house buh she only took sauce pans 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ (now I know why she remained with the key copies)
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@TimoEngineer1
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My God will judge you.. thats how the kidnapper told the man who paid 5M Ransom using fake Ugandan shilling notes 😳
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@TimoEngineer1
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A GB Whatsapp user just replied to a status i posted last month 🤦‍♂️
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@TimoEngineer1
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So today I heard satan’s side of the story 🤔… He said Eve used to call him bestie 😊😊
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@TimoEngineer1
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After getting comfortable in your friends house, he starts to tell you Bro go serve yourself food yo nolonger a visiter….
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@TimoEngineer1
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You be there wondering what to eat for lunch and then someone adds you in a fundraising group 🤦‍♂️
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@TimoEngineer1
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Buh why do Banyankole keep hunting me 🤔🤔 1st Ex: Munyankole 2rd Ex: Munyankole 3rd Ex: Munyankole Even my crush Eehh My Lord 🙆‍♂️ HOW?? WHY ??
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@TimoEngineer1
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Facebook is another level of withcraft… How can i be feeling Sick with 68 others 🤔🤔
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@TimoEngineer1
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2 years
Morning Reminder 😒 Obulamu Bunyuma Nga Olina Ekyana Ekyeru ❤️🙌🙌
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@TimoEngineer1
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2 years
Yoghurt will always be for girls who speak good English, now you traditionalists continue taking Kazire 😊
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@TimoEngineer1
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1 year
Arise and pray again, trust again, reflect Christ again and be consistent again. Good morning beautiful pipo. ❤️
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@TimoEngineer1
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2 years
I like the way relationships end up nowdays, No insult, No Crying, No Trouble… You just stop communication and Life goes on 🙌😂😂
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@TimoEngineer1
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For those who normally say that “Alcohol won’t take you anywhere” is it a mode of transport ?? 🤔🤔
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@TimoEngineer1
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Pretending to be fine after breakup aint easy…. A friend of mine fainted while smiling… 🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️😳
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@TimoEngineer1
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1 year
Apart from burial grounds, were else can u get a wife??
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